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Jokes EtcRe: That Moment When You'll Pray That Ground Should Open Up And Swallow You. (photo) by MrFunny(m): 11:16am On Nov 28, 2015
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Forum GamesRe: Test Your Self 'quantitative ' by MrFunny(m): 11:12am On Nov 28, 2015
10 easy
CrimeRe: Policemen Treat Us Like Their Atms – Lagos Sex Workers by MrFunny(m): 11:07am On Nov 28, 2015
kozmokaz:
if I hear say I read all dis bullshit ehb

click like if u read all d write up


like if u didn't
Talking nonsense cant give you likes.
PoliticsRe: Declared-Wanted Terrorist Captured In Adamawa by MrFunny(m): 8:14pm On Nov 09, 2015
Very soon una go just release am!
PoliticsRe: Buhari In Telephone Chat With Eaglets by MrFunny(m): 11:49pm On Nov 07, 2015
costandi:
Never knew you were truly a lizard who doesn't know that a nod is a vertical shake.

Forgive me if I ignore your next rant.
Bad nigga.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Vs Davido:Who Rocks The N1million Gold Encrusted Sneakers Better?(pics by MrFunny(m): 2:25pm On Nov 06, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Goodluck Asks Buhari Questions He Cant Answer by MrFunny(op): 1:28pm On Mar 14, 2015
10)What reason did Buhari have for jailing Ojukwu in 1984? Ojukwu was not in Shagari's govt and he did not steal!
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Asks Buhari Questions He Cant Answer by MrFunny(op): 1:26pm On Mar 14, 2015
7)What reason did Buhari have for jailing the activist Beko Ransome Kuti who campaigned for his brother, Fela's release? coolCan Buhari explain to young Nigerians why he banned the National Association of Nigerian Students? Does he hate students? 9)What reason did Buhari have for jailing honest Pa Michael Adekunle Ajasin, who did not steal as Ondo State Gov?
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Asks Buhari Questions He Cant Answer by MrFunny(op): 1:13pm On Mar 14, 2015
4)Has Buhari apologized for jailing Nduka Irabor and Tunde Thompson for writing a truthful report which embarrassed his govt? 5) Has Buhari apologized for raiding Papa Awolowo's house and seizing his passport so he couldn't travel out of the country? 6) Has Buhari apologized for throwing VP Alex Ekwueme in jail even though it was proven that Ekwueme DID NOT steal?
PoliticsGoodluck Asks Buhari Questions He Cant Answer by MrFunny(op): 1:00pm On Mar 14, 2015
As the 2015 presidential elections continue to draw near, incumbent President Goodluck Jonathan and the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, continue to be the favourites to become Nigerians choice for the next four years. I have questions for Gen Buhari and his party and I hope rather than insults we will get answers to these factual questions. 1)Has Buhari apologized to Ben Ogedengbe's family for killing him for a crime that didnt carry death penalty when he committed it. 2)Why did Buhari regime use violence to stop the September 1985 National Conference of the National Assn of Nigerian Students? 3) Has Buhari apologized for jailing Tai Solarin & denying him his asthma drugs simply because he campaigned against military rule?
PoliticsRe: EFCC Clears The Air On Fake Document Ordering Probe Of APC Leaders by MrFunny(op): 12:29pm On Mar 14, 2015
madridguy:
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PoliticsEFCC Clears The Air On Fake Document Ordering Probe Of APC Leaders by MrFunny(op): 9:20am On Mar 14, 2015
EFCC clears the air on fake document ordering probe of APC leaders

EFCC has released a statement saying that the letter which surfaced online today suggesting that President Jonathan had ordered the agency to probe the financial operations of APC leaders, is fake.
"The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, wishes to alert the public about a letter supposedly from the office of the Chief of Staff to President Goodluck Jonathan, mandating the Commission to initiate discreet investigation against some prominent political figures in the country.
The commission urges the public to discountenance the said letter as it is forged document, intended to mislead the people.

The features of the letter are markedly different from that on a genuine letter from the office of the Chief of Staff to the president.

As evidence that this is a clear forgery, we reproduce below the fake letter alongside a copy of an authentic letter from the same office.

Media & Publicity
13th March, 2015
PoliticsI Cannot Ask My People To Vote For You - Awujale Tells GEJ by MrFunny(op): 9:04am On Mar 14, 2015
I cannot ask my people to vote for you - Awujale tells GEJ

While receiving President Jonathan in his palace in Ijebu-Ode yesterday March 12th, the Awujale of Ijebuland, Oba Sikiru Adetona was quoted to have told the President that he cannot ask his subjects to vote for him.
"In Ijebu here, it is not possible for any Oba, not even in Yorubaland, to go out and say vote for this, vote for that, that person is looking for trouble.The only thing the Oba can do is to give them the opportunity to present their programme so that people can make up their minds on what to do. I think this is a very sound democratic principle and that is what I have decided to do, to give you the opportunity of meeting with the people.
One, they see you as a person, how beautiful you are, whether to engage with you or not, to listen to you and see if there are areas where we can meet, as a result, everybody congregating here, they belong to different groups, they are PDP members, APC members, APGA members. They belong to various interests, and when they come, they get to the gate, they shed their toga. PDP will remove their PDP, APC will remove their own, APGA will remove their own, they are going to the palace, to meet their ruler, their paramount ruler, to receive that important august visitor who is coming to their lands and give him all honour that is entitle to him.
“In all our churches, after prayer, they will pray for you, pray for the Governor, pray for me and all their leaders both in the mosque and churches as it is so required both in the bible and also in the Qur’an, therefore, I thank you Your Excellency for having this opportunity to address our people to listen to you, to hear your programme, what you have in stock for them and we shall all then pray to God for guidance, because the Muslims would say ‘guide us to the right path’, and God will show us the way because He is the only one that can show the way to people. Therefore, I thank you, Your Excellency most sincerely for making this trip. God knows the best, He is the ruler of the Universe. He knows everything and He can do everything, everything is possible in the presence of God, that is why I occasionally go to church to put up a songs.
“Each time I have cause, occasionally to talk to our people, I have always told them, in the churches and mosques that when you’re going to vote, make sure, you back your sons and daughter who will give something back to you, not the ‘Ojelus’, those who will be honest with you, who knows the way of God, those are the people you should vote for, not those who will give you two three spoons and mortgage your future, it is not right. I am sure over the years, there has been improvement but this election is full of tension, I don’t know how it is so, why has elections never been like this, about 55 years, I have never seen any election that is full of tension and the one we are having now, my prayer if God should guide us and make sure that there’s peace, harmony and tranquility in the country.” - the Awujale is quoted to have said by Sahara Reporters
PoliticsI Cannot Ask My People To Vote For You - Awujale Tells GEJ by MrFunny(op): 8:58am On Mar 14, 2015
I cannot ask my people to vote for you - Awujale tells GEJ

While receiving President Jonathan in his palace in Ijebu-Ode yesterday March 12th, the Awujale of Ijebuland, Oba Sikiru Adetona was quoted to have told the President that he cannot ask his subjects to vote for him.
"In Ijebu here, it is not possible for any Oba, not even in Yorubaland, to go out and say vote for this, vote for that, that person is looking for trouble.The only thing the Oba can do is to give them the opportunity to present their programme so that people can make up their minds on what to do. I think this is a very sound democratic principle and that is what I have decided to do, to give you the opportunity of meeting with the people.
One, they see you as a person, how beautiful you are, whether to engage with you or not, to listen to you and see if there are areas where we can meet, as a result, everybody congregating here, they belong to different groups, they are PDP members, APC members, APGA members. They belong to various interests, and when they come, they get to the gate, they shed their toga. PDP will remove their PDP, APC will remove their own, APGA will remove their own, they are going to the palace, to meet their ruler, their paramount ruler, to receive that important august visitor who is coming to their lands and give him all honour that is entitle to him.
“In all our churches, after prayer, they will pray for you, pray for the Governor, pray for me and all their leaders both in the mosque and churches as it is so required both in the bible and also in the Qur’an, therefore, I thank you Your Excellency for having this opportunity to address our people to listen to you, to hear your programme, what you have in stock for them and we shall all then pray to God for guidance, because the Muslims would say ‘guide us to the right path’, and God will show us the way because He is the only one that can show the way to people. Therefore, I thank you, Your Excellency most sincerely for making this trip. God knows the best, He is the ruler of the Universe. He knows everything and He can do everything, everything is possible in the presence of God, that is why I occasionally go to church to put up a songs.
“Each time I have cause, occasionally to talk to our people, I have always told them, in the churches and mosques that when you’re going to vote, make sure, you back your sons and daughter who will give something back to you, not the ‘Ojelus’, those who will be honest with you, who knows the way of God, those are the people you should vote for, not those who will give you two three spoons and mortgage your future, it is not right. I am sure over the years, there has been improvement but this election is full of tension, I don’t know how it is so, why has elections never been like this, about 55 years, I have never seen any election that is full of tension and the one we are having now, my prayer if God should guide us and make sure that there’s peace, harmony and tranquility in the country.” - the Awujale is quoted to have said by Sahara Reporters
CelebritiesRe: Is Frank Edwards Dating Sharon Oyakhilome? by MrFunny(m): 9:04pm On Nov 16, 2014
so she is dating this guy too?aboki

RomanceTreasure Of The Heart by MrFunny(op): 1:48pm On Nov 27, 2013
Wot is so sweet than a moment with your true love.
Wot is so special than a time to hold ur beloved in ur arms all through the night.
Wot is most special than a time to sing sweet melodious songs to someone that treasures every bit of u.
Wot is more valuable than to see ur fellow naira lander comment on u saying well done
FamilyTell Someone How Much You Care About Them This Season by MrFunny(op): 11:39am On Nov 21, 2013
I guess there are lots of you who has had reasons to love or feel loved by someone your at the right place just tell him or her fromthe depth of your heart how much u care,love and appreciate them. Make your comments and then refer them here to see how u feel concerning them. I LOVE YOU ALL
RomanceA man Marries A Prostitute As A Gift To His Generation by MrFunny(op):
A young man was asked his wish to his children he said "for them to have a prostitute as a mother" he further said covering up his previous statement "Saving a prostitute and bringing her to God is the best thing and am sure my children would be proud of me".
RomanceRe: Woman Says "All I Need In A Man Is In My Dog" by MrFunny(op): 9:41am On Nov 20, 2013
How many women u don hear rape dog
RomanceRe: Woman Says "All I Need In A Man Is In My Dog" by MrFunny(op): 9:37am On Nov 20, 2013
Yea maybe
RomanceWoman Says "All I Need In A Man Is In My Dog" by MrFunny(op): 9:05am On Nov 20, 2013
Just a week ago, a lady was caught having sex with a male essential DOG. She was asked why she did what she did but her response was "ALL I NEED IN A MAN IS ALL IN MY DOG". Comments made was that the government should provide a section in the constitution which would punish anyone who would molest any Animal.. So what's ur comment
AutosRe: Ladies First.. Having A Problem With Your Back The Ready Is Here by MrFunny(op): 10:32pm On Nov 19, 2013
Its a one on one programme
PoliticsRe: Let Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Be The President Of Nigeria by MrFunny(op): 8:14pm On Nov 17, 2013
what do u mean dat joke with the things of God. Do the things of God forbid a man of God from becoming a president.
PoliticsRe: BORNO: Army Kills 20 Boko Haram Insurgents by MrFunny(m): 11:48am On Nov 17, 2013
Naira landers am sure say this stuff no dae move una na. Haba
PoliticsLet Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Be The President Of Nigeria by MrFunny(op): 11:03am On Nov 17, 2013
Pass u go c nations at a crusade. Walk and u go see countries at a conferences. Pass and u go see states at meetings. What more lets make him the president. PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOME... MAN WITH A VISION.
PoliticsRe: Let Talk More Together by MrFunny(op): 8:26pm On Nov 16, 2013
Mr Funny: GUYS A NEW SOCIAL www.Mrsfunny.
PoliticsAdvice Please by MrFunny(op): 3:42pm On Nov 16, 2013
I kinda found oil mixed together with the water in the well and i later found out the more u dug the more oil that is popped out. If u are the one wot will u do. Tell the government or wot.
AutosLadies First.. Having A Problem With Your Back The Ready Is Here by MrFunny(op): 11:42pm On Nov 15, 2013
first come, first serve, do not come with dad or mum, but u can come with either sisters or female cousins. Venue:choose we're suitable for u. Hurry Nw
PoliticsLet Talk More Together by MrFunny(op):
GUYS A NEW SOCIAL www.Mrsfunny.

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