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BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by MrGOAT: 9:56pm On Jan 21, 2023
Who fit run me staking power? embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by MrGOAT: 9:43pm On Jan 21, 2023
EmzyT:
On a normal note, I wouldn't have replied you, I would've left you to keep wallowing in your stupidit. but, let me just use you to ease boredom

I do not owe you shit, neither have I ever asked you for a dime (Even in this life and next, I don't think i ever will)

So I do not know why you're tryna feel entitled to my money? Please forward your frustration and Poverty-stricken life to somewhere else.

I'm not the one who cursed your generations!
shocked shocked shocked
CrimeRe: HELP!!! Loan Sharks Are After My Life by MrGOAT(op): 9:14pm On Jan 20, 2023
All these are the numbers they use in calling and threatening, I don't know what to do embarassed embarassed

CrimeHELP!!! Loan Sharks Are After My Life by MrGOAT(op): 9:14pm On Jan 20, 2023
Good day Nairalanders, I borrowed money from a Loan App on 15th of last month and due to some Circumstances, I couldn't get back the money to pay back even now. It's already due this month embarassed embarassed

They have been calling and threatening to kill me if I don't pay back their money embarassed embarassed embarassed

What should I do Nairalanders? embarassed

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Does Not Deserve The Treatment He Is Getting From Buhari – Shettima by MrGOAT: 8:12am On Jan 20, 2023
EmzyT:
Omooooh, how do y'all do this? I've been observing you closely on this forum and have come to the conclusion that you love problems so much, if you're not in this thread insulting all Men or Redpillers, you're in another one insulting the Yoruba Muslims! Where una dey get such energies from? undecided
This post had absolutely nothing to do with yoruba Muslims but you still found a way to smuggle Tribalism into it sad

Look, ma'am, you're too beautiful and grown to be doing this abeg.
U Neva see anytin bro grin grin na watin we they face for this forum be that grin She behaves just like a Psychiatric patient grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: What Do U Need Most Now? Someone Might Just Surprise U by MrGOAT:
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RomanceRe: Yahoo : Lady Goes Psycho After Being Dropped Off From A Benz in Anambra (video) by MrGOAT: 12:45am On Jan 12, 2023
Hmmmm embarassed
PoliticsRe: Video Where Tinubu Said Only When Igbos Vote For Him Will They Eat National Cake by MrGOAT: 12:42am On Jan 12, 2023
Hmmm
PoliticsRe: Videos And Pictures From APC Presidential Rally In Kano by MrGOAT: 1:05pm On Jan 04, 2023
Kk
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by MrGOAT:
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Everton (1 - 1) On 31st December 2022 by MrGOAT:
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RomanceRe: Should I Straff This Female Neighbor Who's Giving Me Green Lights. by MrGOAT: 6:41am On Oct 27, 2022
Sailingnorth:
I've known this lady for a long time now, I am in my twenties and she's two years older than me.

Note: Please bear with me this will be a long read, I need help.

We were once neighbors, she later parked out of the compound.
It was a face me I face you kinda compound, on several occasions I do accidentally bump into either her or her sister who is about 26 years of age now naked.
Most times they leave their door open, it mostly happens in the evenings, heaven knows it wasn't my intention of seeing them but it happens, and I just sometimes look sometimes I walk off.
I sometimes peep sha, it was 4yrs ago, I wouldn't do it now.

They have noticed it twice.
The junior one has seen me looking twice and from the look of things they didn't really care.

The junior one which is 2 years older than me , sleeps around a lot, has been giving me green right from time, but I wasn't really sure so I just ignored it and assume never happened.

So three years later fast forward till now, I live with an aunt and both of them are friends of that aunt.
They do visit, and on one occasion it was a Sunday morning when the junior one visited.
We were alone in the house.
she took her bath in the house and after bathing she asked me for cream to rub, the clothes she was wearing was really revealing and it made me have a boner.
I bet 100% she saw it and was excited or kind of moved.

She started walking around or trying to ask me to help her out with something so as to draw me closer to her.
As for the cream I searched the whole house and honestly couldn't find the cream and I told her I can't find it.
She looked disappointed.

Recently she visited again, this time she was well dressed and while bending to check for stuff in a box, just as every guy would do I was just looking at her ass and he was pretty sexy so I had a boner again this time a serious one.

She saw it again and as I expected it got her excited I could tell from the tone of her voice and her behaviour that she saw it.
She resumed that attitude of trying to get me to help her out with things.

At some point she saw it, it was very visible and I was enjoying the show I won't lie, while standing she came closer and went down to search for things at where I was standing, she was occasionally shifting sideways in order to have her hand touch it (my erected p).

While stepping out of the room she came back in an gave me this look on her face as if she was expecting something and ask were you calling me, which I replied no.

They later left, and the elder sister greeted me goodnight. Something she has never done before and I wouldn't expect her to.

I forgot to add, her elder sister 26 -yrs just started giving me greenlight all of a sudden.
She will walk away from the building where they were and come over to where I was carrying out some task outside in the compound and gist with me while moving her clothes.
I swear to God this girls are damn sexy, I've masturbated severally and always fantasize on having sex with the older one which is 26 years of age and the second one which is 2 years older than me.

I have never had sex in my life and I am pretty scared of contacting bad energies or sexually transmitted diseases but broooo, these girls have nyarsh.
I'm not a pervert, I just want you to see the picture that is in front of me.

But nature is putting heavy pressure on me right now, I don't know what to do cause the next time they visit things may move to the next level probably not actual sex but it will get me closer to the main thing happening.
I can feel It, I trust my instinct in my life.

I recently had a dream of holding something beautiful in my hand, it look so beautiful with different colours and it broke.
In that dream I felt like I knew it will break and I could have done something to prevent it from breaking, I felt regrets in that dream and I think that dream relates to what is going on.
My dreams do happen in real life.
I fear I might regret straffing them.

What is your advice on this I would love to know cuz I'm at the crossroad and I've always been excited about having my first sex in life.
I am 22 years of age by the way.
Verily verily bro, the only thing I can tell you in all these your Epistle is that if you don't lash that girl she go tell people say you still be small pikin, that's you're not man enough

She has already seen you hard on several occasions, so you can't hide the fact that you wanna lash her and she knows already, the only thing that'll be coming to her mind now is that you're not man enough

Next time when she visits, take the bull by the horn, if she gives you any sign of seduction, move to her and show her why you're the man, no dulling bro
FamilyRe: See How I Spoilt My Wife On Her Birthday. PHOTOS. by MrGOAT: 6:36am On Oct 27, 2022
Obavoh:
My beautiful wife turned 21 yesterday.

I decided to give her a special birthday treat because she has been the best wife I could ever wish for.

She is kind and honest. A great mother to our four kids.




I bought her this beautiful outfit. She loved it so much she took more than 100 photos on my phone and begged me to post it on my Facebook. Funny woman grin
Your wife looks like those School of Health girls I used Movie, Indomie and Egg to Lash those years in Nasarawa State grin

No offense bro shocked
PetsRe: We Killed This Snake Some Minutes Ago by MrGOAT(op): 8:48am On Oct 09, 2022
I tried uploading the pictures since but it wasn't going through smiley wink
PetsWe Killed This Snake Some Minutes Ago by MrGOAT(op):
Good Morning Nairalanders! Me and some Couple of friends were passing a particular route when we came across this creature, it was probably trying to cross from one part of the bush to the other

We ran after it and killed it, what's the name of this Snake? Is it Venomous?

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