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RomanceRe: The Ideal Thread Of 2009 by MrGOAT: 11:48pm On May 08, 2024
RomanceRe: The Ideal Thread Of 2009 by MrGOAT:
RomanceRe: My Night Bus Experience - A true Story by MrGOAT: 7:22am On Apr 22, 2024
CountinBlessins:
How am I being angry or bitter? Because I pointed out that as a grown man, on a Monday morning, when your mates are going to work you chose to wake up instead of being productive to start writing a story no one asked for ?

And you say I am being bitter? Tomorrow when you turn to armed robbery our of frustration you will be arrested.

Bye
U are very very very very stupeeed😐 On a monday morning and so what u blockhead? how close are u to him to know he isn't working? Are u feeding him? Has he begged u for help before? Do u know if he works from home and makes that money you that go out every early morning and comes back late at night can only dream of? Must everyone do a hard job like you in this time and age of technology? must everyone be a sufferhead like you? U better start working smart not hard u Go@t... angry

Gedifok out of dis thread if u don't have meaningful contributions to add to it pls....

Op, please continue,,, ur story sweet😁
PoliticsRe: South-west Farmers, Miyetti Allah Sign Peace Pact by MrGOAT: 9:16am On Apr 21, 2024
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BusinessRe: "Respect The Naira, Beware Of EFCC" Banner Displayed At A Party by MrGOAT: 7:35am On Apr 21, 2024
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TravelRe: 2010 DV Loottery: I Was Single, Now I'm Married by MrGOAT: 6:56am On Apr 21, 2024
eseka12:
Alright, hit me up on my ig.... esekasunday
Alright sir!!!!!! Will do that right away..
TravelRe: 2010 DV Loottery: I Was Single, Now I'm Married by MrGOAT:
RomanceRe: What Could This Be? (graphics Pic) by MrGOAT: 7:17am On Jul 03, 2023
Daniel7543:
you are on point bro.

Sometimes, I wonder why guys always dive in raw without using condom. An average Nigerian girl has about 2-5 dicks they ride. I can’t take that risk bro.
Yenyenyenyen sad sad if person just get every infection for private part then to una, na from sex? undecided undecided undecided

I contracted this the moment I used a public toilet at Camp of Faith, Okigwe.

Even while being a virgin, so what are you trying to say? sad undecided
RomanceRe: What Could This Be? (graphics Pic) by MrGOAT: 7:12am On Jul 03, 2023
CondenseMilk:
First of all, call that your ex now and tell her not to serve that thing to another man. angry



U banged an olosho!
Mumu, no need make person get infection for private area, boom e must be from sex undecided I contracted something like even while being a virgin, does it mean it's from a girl too? undecided undecided

Una must always find ways to criticize Nigerian girls. Idiot undecided
RomanceRe: What Could This Be? (graphics Pic) by MrGOAT: 7:10am On Jul 03, 2023
Officiallyme:
My guy, now I believe 70% of Nigerian girls are nothing but disease carriers, they have no use to men other than spreading their dirty infested legs up and down. To think that I thought I was being faithful to a "faithful" girl. I don't rate those eediots anymore and now I can relate with many of these nairaland guys. I'm so disappointed Sha. Never again will I bang a Nigerian lady without condom, NEVER. Those hoes are never loyal to one d!ck

Shout out to all the disease free and responsible girls out there, na una deserve bride price grin grin
So to you now, you think the poor lady gave you this? You need to have your brain checked undecided
RomanceRe: Help The Simps by MrGOAT: 7:40am On Jun 29, 2023
soundOsonic:
Don't play redpill shit with women, it's hard to draw the line between redpill and toxicity.

Most men will meet a girl and ask for a date, or they will carry her out and spend money.
90% of the time it doesn't work. If it works she likes you already before the date.

Meet her like the way you make friends, see each other like the way you will see your male friends.

Best way to get a girl or treat them, is to treat them like your male friends.

Don't pet them, only pet them on rare occasion and immediately revert back to your default mode.
Play with them, women are very playful.
When having conversation with them, hold their hands, shift their hair and always maintain eye contact.

Always listen to what they say, give advice and don't force it on them I use to tell them after giving advice "your big head no go allow you do wetin I talk".

When they ask you for money query them like a dad, ask them what the money is for, if it is inconsequential like hair, transport to a particular place or something stupid don't give.
Only give them money when they say they are hungry, not the one they say they want to eat a particular food, I mean like "hungry".
Give them money when they are stranded, maybe they are owing someone and he is on their neck, bail her out but be stern while bailing them out.
Carry them out without any motive of sex.
Make sure they are the one disturbing you to call them, or they always want to meet you.

Don't call them if you have nothing important to say, if at all you call them make it short and tell them you miss them.

You can invite them anytime you like, they will come, but when you make a move, and she isn't feeling it, respect that and don't ignore her still, act as if nothing happened.

She will later come close eventually.
See her as a person, no be everything be sex.

If you do this, she will be addicted to you, you don't need to date her, she can see you with other girls and be jealous, but she will not fight you but try and compete.

It will be left to you to date her or maintain this relationship.
Mine was quite different, I made move, she rejected and I left her immidiately without arguing, left her in my room while she was watching DSTV and headed out, she asked where I was going and I said boldly I'm going to get it elsewhere as she doesn't wanna give me what I needed (NOTE; she's my friend and really loved me even though she had a boyfriend sha)

She tried convincing me not to go out that the movie was scary blah blah, but for where?! cheesy

After I left and came back, I lost interest in her, I withdrew my attention, care and the friendship started backsliding, she tried everything possible for it to come back as she texts me always to check on me, but guyman's mind was made up embarassed grin embarassed cheesy
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by MrGOAT: 8:01am On Jun 05, 2023
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (1 - 0) On 30th April 2023 by MrGOAT: 3:00pm On Apr 30, 2023
Kyase:
OMo city are good
How we go take beat that team for finals
Who are the “We”? Are you no longer a Chelsea fan? undecided undecided

Or you've abandoned them because they're not in form? undecided
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by MrGOAT: 5:41pm On Mar 16, 2023
ThatrealestApex:
Can you now see how you're making a fool of yourself? You prolly thought it was gonna cut so you'll come and display your unceasingly stvpidity but got disappointed, now you're twisting mouth grin grin grin

And to think this fool opened his Nairaland account in 2014, when I was either in J.S.S1/2 shocked

But he's here bragging with his younger ones grin grin

Truly, not all Elders are Wise, foolish People grow old too grin grin grin grin
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RomanceRe: This Is What I'm Experiencing In My Life! Am I Normal? by MrGOAT(op): 10:23pm On Mar 15, 2023
rickleye:
You need to get Maca
What's that bro? sad huh
RomanceRe: This Is What I'm Experiencing In My Life! Am I Normal? by MrGOAT(op): 10:19pm On Mar 15, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Nigerian Girls MUST play hard to get. 😊

They feel if they open Towtow too Quickly,
you the Guy will Maltreat and treat Dem like Trash (Which is actually True). 😒😔

So they Try to form Small.

You must exercise some Patience, to Fcvk Dem. sad
Because I no get money, you say make i exercise patience with Nigerian girls? grin grin grin grin

No wam

PoliticsRe: Caption This Sanwo Playing Football Moment by MrGOAT: 10:09pm On Mar 15, 2023
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NYSCRe: Tallest Corper Falls In Love With Shortest Corp Member After Meeting At Service by MrGOAT: 10:06pm On Mar 15, 2023
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RomanceRe: This Is What I'm Experiencing In My Life! Am I Normal? by MrGOAT(op): 10:04pm On Mar 15, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Meaning Porn is ur issue. smiley

U can NOT manage Time-wasting from Girls. 😕

Like Porn,
U want those Girls to meet u up, pull off their Pants and start the Polashing! tongue cheesy cheesy
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The big question is;

Must they play "Hard to get" even when they know they ain't bringing any other thing to the table aside the pvssy?

Why trying to stress me? Will it change anything? I can decide to play the game with them till they exhaust their shakara and then I get what I want and ghost them but I don't have such time but to waste lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: This Is What I'm Experiencing In My Life! Am I Normal? by MrGOAT(op): 9:54pm On Mar 15, 2023
Vinnie2000:
OP, Either you re a Natural Introvert. 🤔

A Masturbator

Or

A Porn addict.

You wish those Girls would open Towtow as Quickly as Rachael Starr and Mia Khalifa. cool cheesy
I am not an introvert, I do watch porn once a while and yes, I have sex more than I masturbate
RomanceRe: This Is What I'm Experiencing In My Life! Am I Normal? by MrGOAT(op): 9:50pm On Mar 15, 2023
sekundosekundo:
Masturbation and heavy lust are the main causes.
I hardly masturbate bro, I have girls in my life, I don't date, I'm more of a player, I just lose interest immidiately once a girl shows lack of interest towards me
RomanceThis Is What I'm Experiencing In My Life! Am I Normal? by MrGOAT(op): 9:21pm On Mar 15, 2023
Good evening Gentlemen and ladies trust you all are doing fine?

I noticed something about my life which I do not know if it's normal or I'm just over doing things. Like, I lose interest easily when it comes to the Opposite gender

I'll meet a girl today, collect number and then after few chatting/Calls with her and maybe she's not flowing the way I want, I'll just delete and block their numbers immidiately or would mute their status and never chat them up on WhatsApp!

Majority of these girls I approach, I wouldn't even do anything with them yet, like, once they give negative vibes, I tend to lose interest immidiately. Just yesterday and today, I know how many girls numbers I've deleted, and these girls are mostly hot girls!

Do anyone experience or do things like this too? Am I normal? embarassed sad
CrimeRe: What I Noticed About Nairaland Men!!!! by MrGOAT: 7:41am On Feb 08, 2023
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Forget it, it's all Cruise grin grin grin all those things are what makes the forum wonderful and fun.
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls Like This??? But Man No Give a f..uck by MrGOAT: 10:28am On Feb 04, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Don't mind the mis*rable boy from a Poverty-ravaged family grin grin grin grin grin grin his moniker alone @Borntosmoke should tell u how miser*ble and wretch*d the animal is grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin grin when his mates are hustling ooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I seriously pray his parent have another male child/children, because if they are depending on this "thing" for the future to liberate them from poverty, then they are in for a very big disappointment grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
You geh bad mouth, chaii

BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by MrGOAT: 10:49pm On Jan 21, 2023
blaquemyc:
You mean the number emzyt post since 2020 belongs to you?
Yes sirrr I knw am frm my first Nl acct MALIGNANTguest,,,, na work join me nd am fr 2019 during covid so alng de line I lost him numba as Dem steal my phone,,,,, de groupchat na abt darkweb sef ND u must pay fr every tool wey u go need
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by MrGOAT: 10:36pm On Jan 21, 2023
blaquemyc:
How cum two of una dey use the same number?
Na refer hm refer me make Dem add me fr de groupchat
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by MrGOAT: 10:25pm On Jan 21, 2023
U fit still choose to believ anytin na u sabi tongue
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by MrGOAT: 10:25pm On Jan 21, 2023
Samueltemi337:
the mumu EmzyT dey beg himself for money grin


uncle Genevieve is my neighbour I don burst you grin
U be mumu,,,,,,, na online here I jam de guy since 2019 with my old moniker MALIGNANTguest before I deactivate.... Him refer me so de guy go add me... Everybdy no be dy Jobless like u
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by MrGOAT: 10:11pm On Jan 21, 2023
Samueltemi337:
Alabi don show the guy pepper
Abeg u sef fit run anytin fr me? 08082130048

Thank u in advance
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by MrGOAT: 10:09pm On Jan 21, 2023
Miracood2:
You sound frustrated.

Hope u're good?
Abeg chairman, u fit show me love fr sporty make i stake tomorrw game? 08082130048.

Tank u
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by MrGOAT: 10:08pm On Jan 21, 2023
EmzyT:
On a normal note, I wouldn't have replied you, I would've left you to keep wallowing in your stupidit. but, let me just use you to ease boredom

I do not owe you shit, neither have I ever asked you for a dime (Even in this life and next, I don't think i ever will)

So I do not know why you're tryna feel entitled to my money? Please forward your frustration and Poverty-stricken life to somewhere else.

I'm not the one who cursed your generations!
Sir abeg u fit help me with anything make i stake tomrrow game? I no go lie give u,,,,,,, no be hunger oo, I don chop but I just need sometin to use try my luck tomorrow who knows luck fit show,,,,, No need to give u my acct no becus I dey owe access bank and other loan apps so Dem go comot de money

Make I just drop my number 08082130048 Incase u wan transfr through sporty fr me,,, any amount sir,,,, I will so much appreciate sir

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