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Cerebellum:
After You go dey lick hoelosho kitty arbi...u cum run here dey look for solution wey go blow that your Ete kitipon..


I pity una

SangoOlukosoOba:
Try to be kissing regularly.

Bedrooomsecret:
This is what people are praying for. Big lips adds to beauty

Kelblaq:
Oh God I thank you ooo..

paulolee:
run for ur life bro before she give u disease or use anoda man pikin hold u down..

justscorchone:
Tell her if she truly love you make she open for me too make me sef cure konji

BedroomSecret:
This post just reminded me of a lyrics. "If you love somebody walk up to her and tell her you love her, it's no crime, no crime at all×2, Two Love Is Not A Crime, Tell It To Everyone"
The girl loves you.

Please, check my signature

OfficialR:
Please who fooled who now

BedroomSecret:
A

LandMann:
You'll never marry that girl. She'll meet someone else and she'll get married to the person while you'll cry your eyes out.

Mark today's date.. it's karma's way of serving you your own soup.

I have seen it happen twice to people I know... If

Sorry bro... Karma has recorded your deeds and you'll be payed back in due time.

Oyenike01:
Ola, you're a child.

SmellySperm:
you must be feeling like Michael Jordan rn

aroundtheearth:
That wasn't nice, OP.

Neyorolex:
kids everywhere

don't no why nairaland allows kids in this forum.

all dis mama, papa, aunty thank you dem...

Oga go wash plate b4 dem flog u oh

habsydiamond:
Pease if you finish settling ur differences with her.. Endeavor not to joke with her feelings anymore... You know we humans handle things differently when it comes to feelings and emotions and bad news can trigger different actions from different people. That's when u see suicidal acts so rampant these days on relationships.

BigYash:
Now you have planted a very bad seed in her. Let me assume its not the girl you want to settle down with. If na girl wen truly been love , you don use the love play dice.. She don get double six(doubting mind on you).. Comot mind ,you didn't play the redpil game well..

habsydiamond:
Oga why you go dey use her feelings do April fool nao... It's not fair at all... U are lucky that she's didn't tell u she was expecting it cos shes no longer interested also.. Thats when rain go beat ur starched agbada...

Zorr:
The OP should be stripped and whipped for being childish. All these Nairaland men now disgusts me, is this what you call Redpill, hmmm, well this is stupidity.

TheUndercover:
If that's true, with her response, she's in love with you. Hey, when next you bring about breaking up with her, she won't take you serious and she might also be planning her next move now. 3 weeks is still short to play this type of card to test her emotional attachment to you.

This looks scripted though, the nature of the texts shows that. Being hungry can make one do unimaginable things sometimes.

Carchoice:
Seems you don’t have something else doing with your life young man.

Force12:
Make we tell am ��

heendrix:
hol person wey u nak las na abi weytin be awa own

MrIcredible:
Go and buy aboniki, mix it with kerosene.
Rub 3 times daily.

Thank me later.

5Gbabe:
hhahaahhahaha my guy done collect hahahaahha who u Bleep last