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You think you know all colours, until Yoruba people start
sending you wedding invitation.
You'll see something like this:- Acid Green on Fushia Purple
with a little touch of Ojuelegba blue.
Bride's family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow
and Groom's family, Jollof Yellow with Fufu White,
Friends - Coconut White with Agama Lizard Head Red, while all
other guests should wear Ponmo Brown on Alligator Pepper
Green with a touch of Onion Purple and Maggi Yellow!

So which colour are you wearing Now?
See Jamb question

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Boy:: Baby, where are you?
Girl:: I'm on my way to work. My dad is driving me in his
Mercedes Benz X-class because his Infinity-45 is in the garage for service. And you dear, where are you?
Boy:: Well, I'm in a Danfo bus sitting behind you. I just
wanted to tell you that you shouldn't pay the conductor, i've
already paid for you.....

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Beautiful people kindly share your thoughts

Share your thoughts

On Nairaland anything is possible.
Please can you spend $1 billion in 1 week how? If you can please make it as realistic as possible.

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A special tribute to the Nigerian Army being an ex-barrack boy(Ahuwa) I can only imagine what the family are going through. So I would like to dedicate this post to you our UNSUNG HEROES even though I don't know your names...
My prayers for Peace in Nigeria are always directed to the Nigerian Arm Forces (THE UNSUNG HEROES). As many Nigerians may Condole with France; it made me remember to appreciate the Nigerian Arm Forces.

Nigeria is no Zoo
Nigeria is no nepotistic
Nigeria is for greenLand
Nigeria is for peace

Continue to pray for peace...

Thank you Sir for serving our country with your life.

Ahuwa! Sir
Carry go #OnlyOne9ja

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Sherlock Holmes: Game of shadow style was applied

Divineluv14:
Cheat that's their second name. You know na

That's in the 80's. ...
Now babe have caught up na to pass remain
Remember Even your boo has a boo

Divineluv14:
B

To a cutie like you too

And why?

Me way get 0/10 Nko!

Share your own experiences

Channel C00277F00

Niyeal:
Op u try. But it is a recycle material

Of course don't you know the best ideas are stolen ask Facebook and Microsoft

odinese:
God bless u!

And you too

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy.

That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognised his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?"

The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way. "I wrote: 'Today is a beautiful day; but I cannot see it.'"

Both signs told people that the boy was blind.

The first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign reminded people how fortunate they were to have their sight.

Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story:

Be thankful for what you have.

Be creative.

Be innovative.

Think differently and positively.

When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.

Face your past without regret.

Handle your present with confidence.

Prepare for the future without fear.

Keep the dream and drop the fear.

It's a beautiful thing to see a person smiling.

But even more beautiful if you are the reason for the smile! Dreams is not about everything turning out OK.

Dream is about being OK no matter how things turn out.

Have a great day Nigerians

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Terms:
1) All entries closes by 6pm today.
2) Only our specified retail network will be credited.
Let's get this party started; YAB!

cool thanks

In trying times you can tell the difference between a Boyfriend/girlfriend and husband/wife
Boyfriend/girlfriend in difficult times seeks what friends do to forget and move on While
husband/wife seeks what mothers/fathers do to forgive and move forward.

So what do you think guys

PunkyVeer:
Aww, what a sweet & touching thread.

Well, I'd like to pass a happy birthday greeting to my Nairaland friend, BoboYekini. Happy Birthday Bo & may the Almighty grant you many more years

Happy BoboYekini
we remember you

Hey you, this world can be so depressing; trust me I know. I keep loosing sleep and weight faster then an AIDS patient but after some few blood Test the result showed I'm not sick in body. I guess it is the mind that is sick because whatever we think in our minds we become. I thank God everyday for this precious gift LIFE; and if I ever feel there is nothing to be thankful of in my LIFE. I thank God for your LIFE and I feel liberated.
Say something special to someone today you might Just save a life.
Remember it is not only about you all the time.

Cheers
@MelvinJewel

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there’s a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living.

@MelvinJewel