₦airaland Forum

donbenedict:
ur suposed to be campaigning and not toasting.. she needs more of ur campaigns nw... so let's get down ta work!.

u wanna join our campaign team? but i hope u wnt start wooing her at my back?

demiladegold:
i'm not denying the fact that 50k is a good catch but trust me i'm doing this mainly to build my modelling portfolio...

by the time i change that 50k into the currency here, it wont be more than 16k

so my dear its not about the money its about my future

my lady dnt mind him, just do what u know hw to do best, im at ur back just like JayZ to beyonce.

demiladegold:
lol, dont worry if you'll wait for me

ha if its to wait for 100years i will wait, which guy in his right thinking faculty will not wait for an africa queen.

Lasveg:
well i've seen only one of her photos nd she's cute

i have seen three, one chubby lady, one thini gbokoro and one dat has neck like dija.

donbenedict:
hian! Easy abeg. Na so ur konji dey do u?

bros na so i dey disturb u for diary session?

Lasveg:
hmmm wot do u mean

she only upload three photoes of three different ladies.

demiladegold:
omo yoruba ponbele nimi o.....

i'm just borrowing kenya at the moment.... after school im gonna divorce kenya

LOL and come back to naija for our wedding.

demiladegold:
ok thanks

ure welcum my dear, i will do anytin 4 u.

demiladegold:
i'm a Nigerian living in kenya.....

hmm i thought as much, ur name, ur moniker, ur personal text are all in yoruba.

demiladegold:
i dont think he's online

i will send him a mail

demiladegold:
alright

just saw one of ur thread, where u speak pidgin lauguare, ehm do kenyas speak vanacular?

demiladegold:
calm down.... i think he's kinda busy. he hasnt verified me either

no problem, lemme persuade him to verify u asap.

Lasveg:
Why arent u contesting jade, i would have voted nd campaigned for u cos we look alike.

she only have three pictures.

IamWestAfrican:
It's to make my replies compact.

I wanna hear your voice...lemme know once and for all if it's like that of Halle Berry or Patience Ebele ...post the link to your voice note. And I will entertain you with my prim and proper New York accent.

@naijaboi...when are you guys doing that VN thing sef? the one ninjas post their voice notes. One Calabar Romancelander(name withheld) posted one a VN last year...her thick accent was so comical... I practically died when she tried pronouncing the word Megalomaniac with her pseudo Yankee accent

Na that year I know say Missclassy speaks no different from Mr Latin.

The missclassy part got me, is she really a female?

glammama:
Dygeasy why is it that you don't want to verify me? if u don't want to verify me u can just tell me rather than snubbing me it's unfair. have been mentioning u since this afternoon. i need ur response urgently pls

cc: Dygea

hmmm

demiladegold:
tolulope eleboda

hmm noted, i will send u a friend request first tin tommorow morning, so by morning d first friend request u will see is me.

demiladegold:
yes i am.

dats nice to hear, i wanna send u my user name but up pm aint connecting.

demiladegold:
yes

hmm dats nice, it will be nice to have a miss nairaland from anoda country apart from Nigeria. i hope ure on facebuk?

ellacute45:

where are u now?

demiladegold:
lol.. ok i'll check it

yeah my lady, ure in kenya?

ellacute45:
who school name Don epp

hmmmm emmanuela why evils?

demiladegold:
awwwn..thanks

hmmmn....

lemme think about it

lol ok, let it not look like like i 2 dey rush but i pm u already.

lanicky:
What?
I thought you're a Reverend father
I'm an underage sir.

Im not a revrend father, im a cassanova. abt u been under age, u can create anoda birth certificate. who is ur campaign manager?

demiladegold:
you could vote for me

DAMM ure beautiful, lemme think abt it, anyways im single.

ritababe:
lolz bad guy, is easy though just bring out your mantle and carry her pics and start eating it

hmmm nope i love smtin i can touch and feel, @ur dp i like what i see, abeg reason my matter small na.

ellacute45:
hmmmm Haven't heard something like that

so wats d name of ur forma sch?

ok guys the joke is over, on a more serious note, who should i vote for?

ellacute45:
Really what year and name of the secondary school

IBRU COLLEGE

lanicky:
Thanks a lot.
I need your full support now. Cos I've bn verified already..

ure welcum my dear, i will support on d condition that i eat ur big ass every morning.

ellacute45:
No I don't

o why!! anyway, its like iv seen u b4 and we finish from d same secondary school together.

firstEVA:
samurai how u dey? We need to talk o.

baby im not samurai, im captainswag225 iv come to take u home.

ellacute45:

hmm emmanuela hw are u? do u have thick breast milk?