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exPLIcit7: If I catch y0u f0r 2g0 we g0 d0 our e fight 4 there.

Swagalord18: lol ....sylva!!! ....what az "cum" ova u

Juice. . .if u knw wat i min

oluwaugo: lol...he broke silence...he has be viewin the thread since without postin

Mickey7: Dnt U̶̲̥̅̊
just love stale jokes smh

Pokemon43: i go tell for yooouuuu i go tell for yoooouuu

Baby oku! Kiro
Hw u doin nne?

exPLIcit7: y0u are at y0ur 0wn V0liti0n br0ther...

Eng. Tino:
NIGERIAN BABES AND THEIR OVER-SABI
ATTITUDE IN PUBLIC PLACES!!!
READ ON JARE!!!
1. Halima says....Waiter,please, I
like my SALAD very hot, also, can I have
2 bottles of SHAWARMA.
...
2. Nneka says.....Ore mi give me
your PIN let
me call you.
3. Mabel says.... I'm so tired; I just made my
hair in
Shop-rite today
4. Rejoice...more replies......Really??
I want to
spend my summer in London this
Christmas
period. 5. Cynthia explains.......I just bought my
BlackBerry (BB) but I haven’t
collected the PIN.
6. Ronke brags......Wen I'm flyin, I
always like d
window seat cos I open it for fresh air.
7. Tade says...... I prefer London 2
UK during winter.
8. Fatima says.......Hmmm, u can’t
even imagine,
I just bought a G-String, and the thing I like
most about it is the double back
pockets
9. Abbey orders.... Please if you
don’t have
meat pie, doughnuts or scotch egg, just give
me snacks.
10. Amaka laments.....in our
house eh, we use to have 3 swimming
pools, until
armed robbers stole one

LWMMWETAD--laff wan mak me wed eng tino and dumebi

Swagalord18: um ...plz .....wat doez d bold word hav 2 do wit d above.... In oda words, ..y iz evri bad trait in a person, attributed 2 9ja...
Wen som1 does somtin gud, ..nobody says "9ja"
#jst my observation
#no offence

tsleazy: Guys do u think it will be safe to take my keyboard with me to d school hostels

yes o! Bwing it oooooo!
So dt we cud use it practise

oluwaugo: #silence........... Finally freeman has broken it.,gud day u all.

What did he 'broken'?

;

Hymen?

Riley_Freeman: lol.. i don't even know which one is Ogbonwo or Ekenwan (whatever the spellings are)

but I learnt Masscomm, Fine art, Theatre/ performing art and related courses have a distinct learning Campus.

If nat dt i like peace-making
i wil av banned u frm cumin 2 uniben!
What is ogbonwo? Its ugbowo jor!
Start researchin all d places in benin nw nd get der spellin jor b4 wat appened in 1887 repeat itsef o

chidi2pus: yeah

was the way the dude asked the question. "were you an art or science student"

i guess this ASUU strike is making me rusty

Smh!
Snc u knew he was wrong y nat correct him wid d rite ans
d way u even answered was even worse!
9ja

exPLIcit7: tsleazy I'm c0ming back I n0 wan here say page 1000 d0 g0 0...

exPLIcit7: I'm in charge n0t even tsleazy can st0p me.

karenkinky: I think boys' hostel is more condusive. But girls? Hm. Girls have issue with self-control. Some love to pick up fights at the slightest. They like respect evn tho' they aren't respectful. They sometimes,purposely cook close to someone wen he/she is sleeping so that d smoke will affect dem (esp snr to the jnrs). Gossiping and all. Seriously. Girls have issues. I cnt say I'm any different. I'm scared of boys than girls o. #Jst sayin. This is jst wot I experienced. Maybe wot u have is different sha

nd d worse of al! D boxers guys wear z zo. .
u wn't b able 2 tell its real color!
;guys sha! Mke we change o!
Dis is 21st century!!!
btw fear gals pass o!
Cus u wn't knw wadup in der mind nd wen de do u
u wn't believe its ur fellow gal!
bt guys u cn easily predict!

Adex097: I'm outta here jare...see you guys lara @Nkechi, ttyl

Adex097: Will you stay in the hostel for 24/7 ??

U want me 2 die finish b dt!
Wat i min z i cn't stay der 2 read after lectures!
Even enterin d hall-way sef.,na;. . .

Dericinh: ******** LOL I ALXO REP #KIMMY NEUTRON........N ALXO #NARUTO........XO MUCH HATE DAH SPONGEBOB....EVEN REFER CAT N RAT 2 IT...LOL XOWIE #TOM N JERRY***

Detivo: hmm....am nt sayin anitin until 3rd list cums out....dats if dey wuld even admit me....i dey greet oo....metaphycist, riley, mehlena, odizee, sir tunechi, romanceguy(boy), fileupdator, holyrule, korlade, karen, olishe, adex, sylvalord, swagalord, faith, explicit, oluaugo, donvitalis, abdulwizzy, sigidporte, pokemon, ivykorah, kiluto(d guy way d vex me pas 4 2go), mickey, tinaoyen nd d rest of una way de make me regret eva leavin dis place. Nd 4 u guys dat ar waitin 4 3rd list, ad me on 2go, make we discus d kind of work we go learn, nd 4 dose of u dat beliv ASUU strike is unendin, also ad so i wil introduce u guys 2 sum bus_driva, so dat una go start conductor work: 'detivo' on 2go, 'Emmanuel aligbe depo' on facebook, '08108812081' on watsapp....me dont beliv in stayin at home, sum work in d hood nids 2 b done. So u guys shuld 4get ASUU strike nd lets put our energi 2 gud use....jst take dis personal. 2 dose unmentiond names i hail(fairfax, profemmy nd d rest. 4rm 'mr dont tak dis personal 2 'jst tak dis personal. Wer is my guy wit d longest leg. Benusi. Nt talkin til 3rd list is out.

femzi007: nd 2 dose asking about ma dept..i study soil science .. Pesin 4 dey enta year 2 nw if nt 4 d strike..nd 2 d funny guys talkin about BEANS..LOL.. Ma guy..wen una enta HALL 4..u go see beans,u go run..u go enta 1 rum,all boys wit onli boxers,wit 5 different pots boiling wif beans..shebi na u 1 chop beans??LOLZ..e get 1 tym wey me sef be cook beans 4 one whole week..no blame me, na hall 4 ..d joys of the school cant be expressed wif lil words jor..expecting u guyz..

I wonder hw u guys survive in a rum! Abt 4bunks if i cn recall curetly wif boys occupyin d up nd dwn of d bunks nd lots of loads everywhere
Yet sum1 wil stil b cukin in dah rum wey al d ventilation dun die!
I wonder hw u guys cope!
Wen i entered a rum ,if nat dt i ran awt quickly
na hospiital i 4 fnd masef! Chai!





Holy mary!

Mickey7: trafford,greatmind,did,etc .....yes.do u guys still say 'thank u ma,thank u sir' after each meal?

Stale questn!
Its a sign of respect!
Stp askin questns dt r annoyin! Gosh!

ditrix: if na me typ dat stuff na crucification tyns o,mhelena abi wetyn u call ursef no try dat nonsense again. i nor care weda u b gal. na equal ryt tyns

Metaphycist: 1.....No
2.....No (if yes,it's rare n classified)
3.....It's already behind u
4.......Winzor sed u cn call Prof Uyi Anyiokwa,he'l be more dan willin 2 help.

Metaphycist: Tanx a lot,I calld him ystday n can u imagine he gav admission 2 my friends in Medicine who had jst 36 n 49 agg respectively.
*In Beezally's voice*
hmmmmmmmmmn

Mehlena: who said i havnt eaten beans b4? I eat beans, nd i only said 'yikes' pls mind ur damn business nd next tym use ur brain b4 u quote me.

exPLIcit7: na so dem tel y0u...e b lyk say u never ch0p beans may crayfish dey inside...chai...my m0uth is bec0ming waterY...

Crayfish!!!
OMG!






*faints*

Mickey7: liar pls lie

lol!
Wid dt ur coloured yansh

Mehlena: guy warn urself.. its not funny

Adex097: Hmmm...I hope you don't have a pot belly

y wn't he av?
Wen he consumes 20 mehlenamaltina each dae! Ewww!
Imajin hw hz [s]fart wil smell like wid such combination of Food[/s]













Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

exPLIcit7: If I say I d0n't lyk f0od I maketh mysELF a liar...d kitcHEN z my best friend...I cAN play with my SleEp bt My St0mach...na ILLIE...

i wonder hw ur appearance wid b!
Short,Fat! Wif long tummy and heavy pimples 4 face! In short Mr-Ibu body-like
Ewww!