exPLIcit7: I lyk y0u...

iLLiE:


Tenk *moves three steps backward*

MrRomantic1:



wat abt dos who scored 50 nd abv so de wil push dem away nd replace dem wif d 40s
zo many changes r ganna tke place in 9ja
nd its so startin wid d educational system!

ditrix: So this is really the END of BLACKBERRY!!!
After all it put many through. Some lost their virginity. Some
contracted HIV. Some are in jail. Some even died. Some were
kidnapped. Some denied their parents. Some were raped. Some
went mad. Some were duped. Some had to steal. Some had to
strip. Many lost their blossoming relationships. Some had to
start prostitution. Some claimed relationship. Some turned street
beggers, Some had to do factory work. Now Techno, Android
phones now have BBM apps. Nothing last forever, Get wise!

Mickey7: BREAKING NEWS:ASUU calls off strike.
Speaking at the ASUU headquarters,the chairman of the union, Comrade Issa Fagee told newsmen that the FG has finally agreed to meet their demands."Lectures are to commence fully Isha Allah next monday",the union's chairman said,bringing the strike which had lasted for over seventy days to an end.He also promised that Nigerian students will see great changes in their various schools."We will ensure that the Money that has been released by the federal government is used wisely and we also hope to bring an end to the seemingly interminable challenges facing the country's educational system "
Culled from
The Punch

exPLIcit7: na so dem tel y0u...e b lyk say u never ch0p beans may crayfish dey inside...chai...my m0uth is bec0ming waterY...

Bekokoja: Pls i applied 4 med and surg but i got ind chem i dont want to stay at home and dnt lyk ind chem, wat shld i do pls i nid ur advce ASAP

Swagalord18:
yeah ryt
...u havn't eaten beans b4
...smh
....remindz me of dat eldee song ..."wash"

karenkinky:
Awwwn. I wasn't here for Lamar's birthday. But hope I'm not too late to wish you the happiest birthday. Everyone is special and you,my brother are special your very own way. Happy birthday dear.



And happy birthday in arrears,Psycho pea.



Sorry for the "late entry"

Metaphycist: On d contrary......I ws cleard by Mr Okpokunu (one of d most dreaded lecturers in Soc. Sci.)
He currently takes us SAA 121.
So Ken Excel gets d nod here.

exPLIcit7: I lyk y0u...

Metaphycist: Som pple get a life n jst decide 2 throw it ova d cliff.
Of wat use wil it be if u gain at d detriment of som1 else.
Rather do business n mak legitimate cash dan exploit or decieve.......
.
"I will make my money,n I will mak it 100% in d right manner" Dis is wat I'v always told myself......
1 tin pple lack in dis country is good ethics n moral brackets.
.
Life is built by viable ideas.
Bt many mistake "deceitful" 4 "viable".

Swagalord18: Okay. ...now m mad ....

Dessyvilla: Guyz!av got sum questions 4 ya 1..is it true dat sum peepz got admitted into uniben 1st batch admission list with a aggr score of 45 nd above?. 2..do uniben even admits students with less dan 50 in2 any dept?... 3..is 2nd list rili coming out? 4...cn sum1 work his/her admission in2 uniben without any complications?.. I rili need an urgent replies 4rm u guyz...tanks b

Mickey7: liar pls lie

lol!
Wid dt ur coloured yansh

exPLIcit7: na so dem tel y0u...e b lyk say u never ch0p beans may crayfish dey inside...chai...my m0uth is bec0ming waterY...

Crayfish!!!
OMG!






*faints*

exPLIcit7: Abeg leave Mehlena al0ne...wetin she d0 y0u na...wetin c0ncern u sef tataaf0...n0 vex 0...

Mehlena: who said i havnt eaten beans b4? I eat beans, nd i only said 'yikes' pls mind ur damn business nd next tym use ur brain b4 u quote me.

Monsieursuave: Life ehn.

Smh.


When Đíŝ thread dae lively, people dae complain.

"Oh, too many pages.." "slow down..." "Irrelevant stuff, una too childish, grow up.." N all manner Öѵ c finish

Una dae form say una mature pass people wey dae drive d thread on.

Una dae hardly contribute anytin, yes anytin, no relevant question, una nr dae put relevant solution forward, no humour.

Nw wen nobody dae show up or post anytin
"Oh too dry" "where's evribody"

Anyhw sha. Ï've got jz 3 letters - S.M.H

Note
This post is taken personal at Ʊя own peril

Peace!

Metaphycist: Tanx a lot,I calld him ystday n can u imagine he gav admission 2 my friends in Medicine who had jst 36 n 49 agg respectively.
*In Beezally's voice*
hmmmmmmmmmn

MrRomantic1:



Mehlena! Y d temper?
Whats wrng?

Mehlena: who said i havnt eaten beans b4? I eat beans, nd i only said 'yikes' pls mind ur damn business nd next tym use ur brain b4 u quote me.
***COMBO**

Metaphycist:
1.....No
2.....No (if yes,it's rare n classified)
3.....It's already behind u
4.......Winzor sed u cn call Prof Uyi Anyiokwa,he'l be more dan willin 2 help.

ditrix: if na me typ dat stuff na crucification tyns o,mhelena abi wetyn u call ursef no try dat nonsense again. i nor care weda u b gal. na equal ryt tyns

MrRomantic1:




DITRIX
;OK NA
haba,dun worry i wil talk 2 her personally
make una calm dwn abeg!

Mickey7: so it's impossible?

Swagalord18:
b*tch please!
1)Dd u even attend secondary skool..
Since wen did d brain hav a(n) on/off switch ...so i cn use nd disuse ....
2)dis iz a FORUM(if u knw wat dat meanz)
...i cn quote whoeva.. weneva i lyk ...
If u dnt wanna get quoted, ....use a chat app.... #smirk# ..
I knw ur gonna wanna reply dz by hurling wordz as uncivilized b*tchez do wen thy'r told d trut ...or maybe not ...cos i sed diz ... Anywayz ...bring it on!
.....***FLAWLESS VICTORY***

Swagalord18:
b*tch please!
1)Dd u even attend secondary skool..
Since wen did d brain hav a(n) on/off switch ...so i cn use nd disuse ....
2)dis iz a FORUM(if u knw wat dat meanz)
...i cn quote whoeva.. weneva i lyk ...
If u dnt wanna get quoted, ....use a chat app.... #smirk# ..
I knw ur gonna wanna reply dz by hurling wordz as uncivilized b*tchez do wen thy'r told d trut ...or maybe not ...cos i sed diz ... Anywayz ...bring it on!
.....***FLAWLESS VICTORY***