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Sports › Re: Messi 30 Ronaldo 30 by MrSarcasm(m): 9:24pm On Mar 08, 2015

Ronaldo had 20 goals in Late November to Messi's 7, now fast foward to Early March.. Messi 30, Ronaldo 30

Celebrities › Re: Mikel Obi And Russian Girlfriend Share Cute Selfie by MrSarcasm(m): 10:29am On Mar 08, 2015

It's an ugly pishure! No offence.. Just because they're celebrities doesn't make it cute

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Christianity Etc › Re: Where Was God Coming From Before HE Started Creation? by MrSarcasm(m): 1:05am On Mar 08, 2015

KingEbukasBlog:
God created life out of nothing through the spoken word . matter existed in its "spiritual form" , but made physical by His Word .Read up Mormon cosmology for further studies , be smart enough and sieve the part you need to understand what I mean though .

Ok since we are now asking questions ... what existed before the big bang that led to its cause ?Oh wait ... Offcourse emotions( to love , to care , to be sad , happy ) , memory (evolution knows you need to remember past deeds), skill , DNA, the skeletal system , the nervous system( the brain ) , male , female the,.. the man has a joystick ,the woman has the vj (because evolution knew the man has a joystick , so it gave a hole to the woman as the vj for sex , same for other animals too ...woow ) ,the sperm , the egg , the baby forms in a womb !!! mosquito , trees , fruits (cos evolution knows you'll eat , right? ) , vegetables (cos evolution knows you need to be healthy ) , legs (cos it knows you need to get your butt up and walk !!!) , evolution gave you a mouth through which you'll eat the fruits that was part of the process and off course to communicate with other evolved beings which turned out to be humans , nose (oh , cos it knows you'd smell and breath) and it randomly chose oxygen ... I get it , trust me ... its all evolution ... some mistake ...I get it bro ... I get it

Epic bro! 1 million likes

Travel › Re: Most Livable Cities In Nigeria For Expatriates by MrSarcasm(m): 9:50pm On Mar 06, 2015

Haha, Joke.. If Ibadan is the most liveable city in Nigeria for expatriates then Jigawa, Yola, Ebonyi, Maiduguri should follow!

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Gave Us Money —lagos Igbo Leader by MrSarcasm(m): 3:56pm On Feb 27, 2015

I'm still waiting for my own share

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Crime › Re: South Korea Legalize ADULTERY by MrSarcasm(m): 3:54pm On Feb 27, 2015

*Packing my bags* Time to move to South Korea

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Sports › Re: Who Would Make Your Dream All-time 5-a-side Team? by MrSarcasm(m): 2:05pm On Feb 25, 2015

1. Eric Djemba-Djemba
2. Bebe
3. Sola Ameobi
4. Sani Keita
5. Sanogo

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Sports › Re: Nigerian Athletics In The Early 20th Century (pics) by MrSarcasm(m): 1:25pm On Feb 25, 2015

See swag!! Something Atheletes of this generation don't have

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Sports › Re: Akpom Rejects Nigeria, Drools Senior England Debut by MrSarcasm(m): 8:22pm On Feb 24, 2015*

I SUPPORT his decision , He's gonna end up like Agbonlahor, Carlton Cole who became one of the best players in the world because they decided to play for England , Look at the greatness those two achieved .. They played so many matches and won so many trophies With England, something Akpom might never achieve with Nigeria angry

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Celebrities › Re: Dr. D.K Olukoya Of MFM Is My Spiritual Father- Denrele by MrSarcasm(m): 6:44pm On Feb 23, 2015

DENRELE IS ON FRONT PAGE "FIRE" TODAY...WHEN WILL NEWS ABOUT ME EVER MAKE FP??

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Education › Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by MrSarcasm(m): 10:46am On Feb 23, 2015

Pressed a girls tits in Biology class , she wanted to complain, I then forced my hands and "Rape pressed" the boobs, she started enjoying it, so she put her bag at her front so the teacher won't see us.. and funny thing was that, we were at the front and then the next day I apologized

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Politics › Re: Give Evidence Of Victories Over B’haram, BBOG Tells Military by MrSarcasm(m): 10:08pm On Feb 22, 2015

We don't need evidence alone, we also want live action from the battlefield... I wan watch true life action film angry

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Recapture Baga After Fierce Battle With Terrorists by MrSarcasm(m): 5:41pm On Feb 21, 2015

dedons:
Click like to shout...

GEJ TILL 2019...

Please I need a job.

Why can't GEJ's administration give you a job huh

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Recapture Baga After Fierce Battle With Terrorists by MrSarcasm(m): 5:26pm On Feb 21, 2015

Like a wise man on twitter once said.

Every well meaning Nigerian will praise the recent victory of our troops in the North East, and to cap our patriotism is to vote out GEJ for the delay angry

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Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Sinful To Use/buy/sell Illegitimate Internet Data (cheat) by MrSarcasm(m): 10:46pm On Feb 20, 2015*

Bode2:
Pls I am currently using a data plan that is too good to be legitimate. Please is using cheat sinful. Please I sincerely need response(s).

No, it is legitimate, that's why in not in the network's data plan list , hope I've answered your question?

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Sports › Re: Who Is The Most Succesfull Africa Player? by MrSarcasm(m): 8:59pm On Feb 20, 2015

oluwasunshine:
I gave it to yaya toure for his fourth time africa footballer of the year.

How dare you mention Yaya Toure when Mikel is still alive? angry

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Crime › Re: Cultist Killed In Ilorin(viewers Discretion) by MrSarcasm(m): 8:57pm On Feb 19, 2015

We know he's in heaven smiling down.. cry

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