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Politics“not Even UN Can Stop The NGO Bill” – Umar Buba Jibril For House Of Reps by mrstardz(op): 5:06am On Sep 27, 2017
The House of Representatives has vowed to go ahead with the Bill seeking to regulate the activities of Non-Governmental Organizations and Civil Society Organizations.

The House made its position known in a statement by the Deputy Majority Leader, Hon. Umar Buba Jibril, on Thursday.
Jibril said in a statement that not even the United Nations, to which some of the NGOs and CSOs have appealed to, can prevail on the National Assembly to stop the process for the passage of the Bill.

He said: “Going on cheap propaganda and blackmail and even calling on World bodies including the United Nations to help you withdraw a bill from our National Assembly will not help you!”

Jibril, however, in the statement, said churches, mosques and thrift societies are not going to be affected by the Bill.



The statement by Jibril is reproduced below:

“House clears the air on NGO regulation Bill
…Some NGOs collected funds for North East IDPs and disappeared
…Churches, Mosques, Esusu, Market Women Associations not affected.
Religious bodies and organizations are NOT NGOs
Our quasi financial institutions at local levels are NOT NGOs! These organizations have existed for centuries to serve businesses and commerce of our market women and traders.
Now NGOs (Non-Governmental Organizations) and CSOs (Civil Society Organizations) are voluntary organizations that are registered to partner Government at all levels to fill gaps wherever they exist. They are supposed to be partners in progress with the Government; therefore the need for a commission to serve this purpose arises
Secondly and naturally for them to carry out their activities, the NGOs and CSOs solicit for funds from all over the World and collect billions of naira on behalf of Nigerians!
Thirdly they recruit expatriates to help them run their activities in the country with lots of abuses.
Etc etc
However, recent developments have shown that;
— Some people registered NGOs,solicited for funds and disappeared. That happened recently in the North East.
— Some NGOs are used to fund the activities of terrorist and insurgents!
Etc etc
The NGOs bill therefore is primarily to set up a commission to regulate their activities and provide a platform for robust relationships between them and the government for the interests of Nigerians.
In addition it is to ensure TRANSPARENCY and ACCOUNTABILITY in the ways and manners the NGOs collect moneys and use them for Nigerians.
The NGOs bill is not new or peculiar to Nigeria. It exists in many countries particularly in the ECOWAS sub-region and all over Africa and other continents. In Europe, Israel passed theirs last year! Kenya has a similar law since 1990!
Nigeria is and should not be a banana republic where anything goes.
Finally, the way the NGOs are reacting to this wonderful and well packaged bill particularly SERAP is not only shameful but condemnable.
The Nigerian parliament is an institution governed by rules and traditions. When a bill is for public hearing you go there and present your views like other interested Nigerians and invited cooperate bodies and government agencies for the standing committee to do justice to the bill. Period!
Going on cheap propaganda and blackmail and even calling on World bodies including the United Nations to help you withdraw a bill from our National Assembly will not help you!”
www.entvibes.com.ng/not-even-un-can-stop-ngo-bill-umar-buba-jibril-house-reps/
CelebritiesRe: “I Dey Bathe Only Once In Three Days” – Helen Zille, South African Politician by mrstardz(op): 5:01am On Sep 27, 2017
Cc: lalasticlala seun Ishilove Ijebabe
Celebrities“I Dey Bathe Only Once In Three Days” – Helen Zille, South African Politician by mrstardz(op): 5:00am On Sep 27, 2017
How far you fit go to save water?
EV tori person say for di head of one province for South Africa, e be like say no sacrifice too big.
Western Cape Premier, Helen Zille, don open mouth talk say she dey baff only once every three days.
Dis one mean say if she baff for Monday, she fit no enter shower until like Thursday.
But e be like say dis thing wey dey shock some people, get noble reason, wey still make sense to some other people.
So wetin be Ms Zille reason? She say di Western Cape – wey popular for their winelands, mountains and beaches – nor dey get water, sotay di thing don worse since last year, because rain no dey fall as before, and drought don dey di region.
“I dey enter shower quick-quick‚ once every three days‚ and for the rest (of di week) I dey wash inside hand basin. I bin dey wash my hair every day‚ but now na only when I dey shower‚ and dis one no dey too good,” na wetin Ms Zille write inside column..

Full News at: www.entvibes.com.ng/dey-bathe-three-days-helen-zille-south-african-politician/
CultureRe: MUST READ: 56 Possible Ways To Identify A Nigerian Gay by mrstardz(op): 4:54am On Sep 27, 2017
Cc: lalasticlala seun Ishilove Ijebabe move to homepage.. The research worths it.
CultureRe: MUST READ: 56 Possible Ways To Identify A Nigerian Gay by mrstardz(op): 4:36am On Sep 27, 2017
Cc: lalasticlala seun pin to frontpage please.
CultureMUST READ: 56 Possible Ways To Identify A Nigerian Gay by mrstardz(op): 4:35am On Sep 27, 2017
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you thatmale gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?
In fact, any guy atleast guilty of 7 to 10 of these signs is definitely a homosexual.
1. He owns an umbrella
2. He baths with hot water
3. He covers with a duvet or blanket, when sleeping alone
4. His bathing soap cost more than N250
5. He wears a pouch on his phone.
6. He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7. He applies white powder on his armpits
8. He changes his BBM/Whatsapp dp more than thrice a month.
9. He owns a selfie stick
10. He drinks fanta
11. He wears pants rather than boxers
12. He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13. He sips drinks with straw
14. He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15. He uses snapchat filters
16. He runs when crossing the road

Full post at www.entvibes.com.ng/must-read-50-mind-blowing-ways-identify-nigerian-gay-man/
PoliticsRe: Nigerians On Twitter Trend #StopTheNGOBill And Here's Why by mrstardz(m): 3:42am On Sep 27, 2017
Here's link to the main post containing full information, and link to sign the petition.. www.entvibes.com.ng/stop-ngo-bill-now-stopthengobill-nigerians-voice/
Career#stopthengobill - Nigerian Twitter Users Cries Out by mrstardz(op): 5:29pm On Sep 25, 2017
Join thousands of Nigerian twitter users to protest against the Anti-NGO bill propsed by the House of Reps.
Trend the #StopTheNGObill now..

Full gist here: www.entvibes.com.ng/stop-ngo-bill-now-stopthengobill-nigerians-voice/
LiteratureRe: Award Winning Story: A Drop Of Something - Michael Okereke by mrstardz(op): 3:10am On Sep 06, 2017
lalasticlala seun crazyman onihaxy
CelebritiesRe: Facebook Celebrity Causes Commotion Online, Says There Is No God by mrstardz(op): 3:10am On Sep 06, 2017
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CelebritiesFacebook E-comedian, Michael Okereke, Just Dropped Another Hillarious Post by mrstardz(op): 1:16am On Sep 06, 2017
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Facebook e-comedian, Michael Okereke is at it again with his hillarious stress-relief posts on facebook.

He just dropped another brief comic on facebook few minutes ago, this morning!

He said...


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My brother, my sister.
Anywhere you see canopy and they are sharing food, enter.
You hear? Forget where you bin dey go and jus enter there.
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Ees how yesterday i was going to buy kerosene and i saw canopy where they are doing random party and be sharing jollof rice.
I was laik "Hey! Las las, there is gawd oo.. He haf done it again".
I just waka enter and gaan siddan where they are sharing the rice. What they are doing in the canopy, birthday or naming ceremony, me - i dont even know. What i know ees dah i see party, i enter.
Whats my consignment?
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Okay nah.
I haf siddan. Where ees the aunty dah ees sharing jollof rice? Do and coman gimme my share, this world ees nor awa own.
The yeye aunty, i dont even know her. I haf nor seen her before. One ugly sontin laik that, na carry two plates of rice and come to where ayam sitting. She gave my left-hand neigbour and do body laik say she wan pass me.
Inukwa! Walahi. This one wee nor pass me by. You hear? It wee not.
I stretch hand. "Aunty gimme rice nah, ees dah how you usetu do?"
Aunty na ask me "Are you a member?"
Hian! This ees the handwork of village pipu. Shebi you haf to be a member to recieve rice at a random party? Yaf mad, you hear? Yaf mad entirely!
I na told her. "Ayam a member nah. Hian! Dont you know me again? Abi you haf forgotten? Ees me ooo. Gimme rice joor, i am a member. Infact, i haf been a member since 2008"
Aunty na said "Oya where ees your badge?"
Inukwa! Badge of membership of the jollof rice recievers in Nigeria abi na wetin? Whats wronging you?
Ees dah time dah my eyes na opened. And i saw that almost everyone was wearing badge.
"Biko, aunty. Badge of what?" i asked.
"Identificationbadge of membership of the Ogboni confraternity"
Blawd of jizoooz!!
Abeg who send me come here?
I haf die ooo
"Aunty wait, lemme gaan bring it. I left it at home"
Omo, coman see run.
Race of life, to the moon and back.
When i run pass my house sef, i dinor know. Ees my nebor dah coman be calling me that i haf pass my gate.
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But seriously, this food problem in Nigeria needs amendment nah.
Everything haf rise patapata.
Garri dah we usetu chop anyhow, back in those days, this time around, if you dare and chop one handful of garri where you wantu do tasting while buying garri, the seller wee tell you dah you haf one cup plus your jara.
Even rice. Rice haf rice sotey we no see im back. If you wee nor chop beans on my wedding day, dont come. Who you epp?
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Enheh! And amebo plenty full grown this period.
Ees how one musician came and be telling us dah he made Gifty of BBNaija. He said hees name ees Mr2kay. He opened twitter account for her, opened instagram, opened snapchat and all the yadayada. And me ayam wondering, so if you wantu 'made' sombori you wee open twitter and snapchat account for dah pesin? What kind of 'mading' is that? Oga, recieve sense.
The kain of penalty 'made' that Small Doctor do and gaan be pissing everywhere on snapchat abi? Pissy pissy doctor sha..
But wait fez, gist no end there.
Gifty na coman talk her own that she dunno anybody bearing the name Mr2kay. Ore mi, jus kee me na na. You hear? Gbu'o mu.
She haf deny ooo, the same way she denied that she dunno Banky W.. One day she wee coman deny dah she dinor even go to BBNaija.
Whats my bizness sef??
Enheh! The second aproko.
One yeye boy laik that in IMSU gaan jump down from upstairs because pipu were accusing him of being a homo. Gawd! So because they say you are homo, you wantu kee yasef abi? How ees it doing you? Ees braing pinching you at the back? Tell me lemme know because your case ees spiritual sontin.
So to prove yuah not homo, you haf to jump down from two storey building or more? Ngwanu, all the boys come out. Ees jumping things on our mind.
Sleep ees catching me abeg.
And i dont haf strenght!
More aproko gist coming tommorow.
For now manage this one, because this world ees nor awa home.
Abeg, who haf andriod battery here? I dunno whatiz doing my own.
© Michael Okereke

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Original post link on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=368347596935450&id=2017&refid=17


Follow Michael Okereke on facebook for more and more funnier hillarious posts!
Here is the link: http://fb.com/stardmich then click Follow.
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Christianity Etc"God Is A Mass Murderer, Worse Than Boko Haram" - Nigerian Celebrity by mrstardz(op): 10:48pm On Sep 05, 2017
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Whats wrong with our Nigerian facebook celebrities?
A facebook celebrity, comedian and writer, Michael Okereke took to facebook recently, to say that God is evil - a mass murderer and a supporter of rape.
He furthermore drops bible verses to back up his claims. His controversial article has been causing alot ot commotions on the internet, recently.
Here is an excerpt of the post:

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CHRISTAINS, DONT READ THIS POST!
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The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal,sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
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For far too long priests and preachers have completely ignored the vicious criminal acts that the Bible promotes. The so called God of the Bible makes Boko Haram look like a Boy Scout.
Incase you dont know, God, according to the Bible, is directly responsible for many mass-murders, rapes, pillage, plunder, slavery, child abuse and killing, not to mention the killing of unborn children. I have included references to the Biblical passages, so grab your Bible and follow along.
It always amazes me how many times this God orders the killing of innocent people even after the Ten Commandments said "Thou shall not kill". For example, God kills 70,000 innocent people because David ordered a census of the people (1 Chronicles 21).
God also orders the destruction of 60 cities so that the Israelites can live there. He orders the killing of all the men, women, and children of each city, and the looting of all of value (Deuteronomy 3). He orders another attack and the killing ofall the living creatures of the city: men and women, young, and old, as well as oxen sheep, and asses (Joshua 6). In Judges 21 He orders the murder of all the people of Jabesh-gilead, except for the virgin girls who were taken to be forcibly raped and married. When they wanted more virgins, God told them to hide alongside the road and when they saw a girl they liked, kidnap her and forcibly rape her and make her your wife!
Just about every other page in the Old Testament has God killing somebody! In 2 Kings 10:18-27, God orders the murder of all the worshipers of a different god in their very own church! In total God kills 371,186 people...
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Continue reading from the original facebook post: http://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=367936450309898&id=100004124712518&refid=17

This is serious.
And no christain has come up boldly, yet, to face him and counter his claims.
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LiteratureRe: Award Winning Story: A Drop Of Something - Michael Okereke by mrstardz(op): 10:21pm On Sep 05, 2017
"Susan, what did you do?" i asked her, reading the answer right off her eyes even before she answered.
"I.. I.." She stammers.
I hush her into silence, nodding. I stow the palmwine and the cup out of
sight.
I rush out to the streets, screaming. "Somebody help, my father is dying"
Few people comes. My mum, with them. They only meet the writhing figure of
my father, trembling like an epileptic, and blood gushing from his mouth.
"Samuel. Susan. What happened?" my mother asks in a pained voice, balanced
on a thick walking stick.
"Mama, we dont know. We met him this way" I say, watching my father slowly
losing it. Losing life.
"Someone call a doctor" Mama Junior, our next-door neighbor is screaming
"This man is dying"
"The hospitals are on strike" someone tells her. "Or have you forgotten? "
The trembling figure is still now. Mama shakes him. He does not move.
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Mama became a widow that night.
Papa died that night.
And this night, while i look at his photo, the tears flowing down my cheeks
burns as they roll down.
It is two days after Papa's burial.
Susan walks in, arms folded.
She knows its papa's photo i am looking at. She knows i am not happy about
his death, even though he maltreated us and left us under-fed. Even though
he beat mum into a pudding. He was cruel, yet, he was my father.
He was her father.
And he was my mother's husband too.
"Susan, you really didnt have to poison papa" i murmur.
It is a murmur, but she did hear me.
She sighs. Loudly enough for me to tell she wasnt happy too.
"You sat and stared and do nothing when he beats Mama. I had to do
something. So i just put in few drops of something in his palmwine. I
couldnt stand him always beating mama. You're such a witty coward, Samuel"
She says, in a flurry of words. Then she walks out, angry.
She had made blank point. I am a coward.
A witty coward.
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This morning, i tell myself i am not a coward. I could slay my own demons
myself, the same way Susan had slain mama's. I could do mine myself.
This sect of bullies who waylay coward boys are there at their usual spot
by the side of the road.
I am passing, both hands in my pockets. Whistling. En route to my Steve's
house. And i see those bullies.
They see me too.
Before, they 'd call out, "Hey fishboy, come here". Then, they'd attack me
and beat the hell out of my frail tiny structure and rob me of whatever
valuable i possessed.
But this morning, i say to myself, i am not a coward. I'm not a witty
coward. I have more guts than my younger sister did.
"Hey, here comes the fishboy today. Say we make do with him?" i hear one of
them say.
The fear wants to creep in as usual. But i resist it. No way, i'm not a
coward. And i'm not a fishboy!
"Hey, you stop there" one says as i walk past them "stop there"
"Come stop me" i say to them, amazed at the baritone of my own voice when i
wasn't afraid.
"Haha, it seems fishboy has new guts..."
They were gathering. Forming a circle around me.
I ball my right-hands into a fist and rams it into the chest of the nearest
guy. The force of the surprise impact nearly lifts him off his feet.
I bash the second guy in the face. I hear the jaw bone crack and he lands
with a thud on the floor, groaning.
The other comes upon me, raising a long knife. I grab him by the ankles,
and lifts him off his feets and flings him down upon the earth like a sack
of something.
I dont know what possessed me. I pounce on him, pick the knife beside him
and stabs him severally on the belly, screaming "I'm not a fishboy. I'm not
a coward!"
When i stood, the sight was bloody. I glance around, nobody in sight.
I run. Far away from the site of my crime. I had killed somebody. The law
would definitely come for me.
They 'd find me, and they will kill me too. But does it matter?
I had dropped something.
I had dropped fear.
I am not a coward anymore.
I'm a brave wistful fellow.
And while i wait till they find me, and persecute me for murder, i will
immortalize myself on paperwork.
I'd drop this memory.
So when they kill me, i'd die with happiness, knowing that a part of me still lives somewhere.
© Michael Okereke


About The Author
Michael Okereke is an 18 year old Nigerian writer, blogger and web developer. Stays in Owerri, Nigeria.
His writings and works of art has been featured on African Hub Magazine, Storried, PenIt, and other various blogs, literary magazines and book readings.
He is the Founder of MOFI (Michael Okereke and Friends Inc.), amongst various incredible startups for the benefit of growing talents.
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LiteratureAward Winning Story: A Drop Of Something - Michael Okereke by mrstardz(op): 10:05pm On Sep 05, 2017
© Michael Okereke, 2017
Do not plagiarize without the permission of the author!


I am in the backyard, building castles out of mud.
Sussie walks up to me holding a rat hanging at the end of a rope, tied on one of its hind-legs.
"Samuel, look what i caught in the kitchen" She says, excitedly "The rat that has been wasting our food"
"Oh. So what are you going to do with that now?" I ask, and return my attention to my half-built castle.
"Ummm" She hums at first, then says "I will kill it"
This startles me. I hate animals being killed. I hate death.
"Sussie, you are not supposed to kill. Bible said not to kill" I tell her,
with a scornful look on my face.
Then, she pulls out a bottle of 'otapiapia' from somewhere in her clothes.
"I want to see how it reacts to poison if i put this otapiapia inside its mouth"
She proceeds to put a little of the 'otapiapia' into the mouth of the
helpless rodent.
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I hear mama scream.
I hear the thuds. The pounding. The lashing. I hear more screams, and its mama's.
Papa has gone mad again.
Few minutes ealier, this afternoon, he 'd returned home drunk and sober.
Bloated and red-eyed. And mama had verbally attacked him for spending much on drinks and leaving us under-fed.
We live in the ghetto, somewhere in Nigeria. Struggling daily to survive.
Papa is a lazy man, or so, mama used to say. He spends his 'any money' on drinks and lotto, and comes home to lay his anger on us, the innocents.
Drunk, he 'd beat mama - who would not put up a fight like every other ghetto women. And afterwards, leave her in tears.
This is what is happening now. He is beating her again. After she had
verbally attacked him, he had dragged her into his room to wipe her with the koboko i do see under his bed when i sweep the room every morning.
I turn to my younger sister. I am three years older than her, and she is my only family, aside my mum. She isnt happy. And she looks like she is suppressing tears.
"Samuel, he is doing it again? He is going to wipe her as he did last
week?" She asks, wanting me to confirm.
I am uneasy. Confused.
I dont know what to do. I dont know what to tell her.
Nodding, i run my fingers through the smooth strands of her hair.
"Susan, one day this will all stop. Someday" i say, reassuringly.
Mama screams again from Papa's bedroom. "Raymond, leave me! Leave me, you bastard!"
I walk to the door and try to open it. I am disappointed. It is locked as it used to, whenever papa was torturing mama in there.
I bend and look through the keyhole. I can see the inside, from my view.
Papa must have pulled out the key after locking it.
I see him. He is sitting on mama's belly and raining his fists on her
delicate face. She is trying to shield her face with her hands, but he
knocks them off. She is screaming again.
Neigbours would not come. People in the ghetto deemed it right to avoid
from family fights. Especially, if the man is as notorious as my father.
Infuriated, i bang at the door.
"Papa stop this. Stop beating mama. Papa stop. Papa please. Papa"
My sister walks up to me. The sadness in her eyes emits flintsparks. I can
see it, clearly as i can see the crystal liquid forming at the pockets of
her eyelids.
"We cant do anything. Everyday, same thing. Nobody even wants to help mama.
When will papa stop beating mama?"
Then finally, she lets the tears drop. They run down her smooth cheeks like
stringed horses and drops to the ground. I think i can hear the 'tap-tap'
of the dropping tears.
"Sussie, stop crying, okay? Things will be fine. It isnt that i cant do
something, but.." I tell her.
But what? But, i am a coward? The unrepentant weakling everyone had known
me for. What could i do? I was as helpless as my mother. People say i was
her counterfeit. I could talk as much like her, but had no guts. No
courage. No such bravery, as that of Dede Ibori who fought five robbers
single-handedly last week.
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The next morning, i sit by mama's bedside with Susan, massaging her broken
face with towel dipped in hot water.
She yells out in pain when i touch an injury. I'd grunt and mutter a prayer
under my breath.
I look at her face. She is an eyesore. Battered and bruised. Blue in the
eye, red in the mouth.
Papa walks out of his room. And he beckons on Susan and say "Take this
money, go and buy me fresh Palmwine from Mama Idibo's store"
Mama Idibo is the ugly fat woman who owns a bar and resturant somewhere in
the ghetto.
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In the afternoon.
I hear a cry, from the comfort of my castles in the backyard.
First, i thought they were mama's. The sharp cry comes again. I rush
inside, and my sister follows closely behind my heels.
We meet papa in a terrible position, grabbing his stomach and writhing in
pains, on the floor - in his room.
"My stomach. Ah! I'm dying" he moans, recoiling.
There is a cup of half-drunk palmwine on the table. I pick up the cup and
takes a sniff. A deep sniff.
Otapiapia. Papa has been poisioned! I dont know why, but i wasnt alarmed. I
glance at my sister, our eyes locks immediately.
CelebritiesFacebook Celebrity Causes Commotion Online, Says There Is No God by mrstardz(op): 9:38pm On Sep 05, 2017
[color=#4099ff]Facebook user and e-comedian, Michael Okereke who claims he is just 19 has been causing alot of commotion on facebook with his exposure to atheism recently, due to what i think was caused my depression.
Because ealier somewhere, he said he needed a job seriously (I cant find the post though).

Here he said "Only a Fool says there is God".
Here are the reactions of his followers and friends: http://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=367590387011171&id=100004124712518&refid=17

Some thought it was a typo error and omission of the word "No" until he dropped this post (link to post below), stating bible verses that proves that God is a killer, or so he claims.

http://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=367936450309898&id=100004124712518&refid=17

Thats my amebo for una sha.
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