Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you thatmale gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?
In fact, any guy atleast guilty of 7 to 10 of these signs is definitely a homosexual.
1. He owns an umbrella
2. He baths with hot water
3. He covers with a duvet or blanket, when sleeping alone
4. His bathing soap cost more than N250
5. He wears a pouch on his phone.
6. He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7. He applies white powder on his armpits
8. He changes his BBM/Whatsapp dp more than thrice a month.
9. He owns a selfie stick
10. He drinks fanta
11. He wears pants rather than boxers
12. He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13. He sips drinks with straw
14. He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15. He uses snapchat filters
16. He runs when crossing the road

Full post at www.entvibes.com.ng/must-read-50-mind-blowing-ways-identify-nigerian-gay-man/

Cc: lalasticlala seun pin to frontpage please.

He stares at other dudes ASS

Cc: lalasticlala seun Ishilove Ijebabe move to homepage.. The research worths it.

op....your brain is faulty...

abeg if you dey cross road wen trailer dey cum.....no run ooo...cat walk in flesh let your soul run for you

so if i dey go vigil pack chewing gum put for pocket...I don turn gay you need sumone to tell you dat ya madt

I bought soft drink last week and the mouth of the bottle was sumtin else...no glass cup..I used straw....coman judge me

oga op....I went for a concert...as a guest artiste...dem snap me wella...naim i use one of my pix do d.p....kill yaself...Maybe na ya papa skull i go use do d.p rubbish

so drinkin fanta now don make me bcum gay?? issokay.....ya pikin go demand for fanta wen una go party naaa...shebbi na naija we dey

oga....if i baff for night....I dey rub powder from my head to my toe....hug transformer

for dis kyn wicked cold..naim you say make i baff with cold water? ice block fall on you.....infact...m alone...inside my rum...coverin myself with beta blanket....nd i applied vaseline on my lips cos cold don dry everything......m still lyin down with beta blanket coverin me.....coman do ya worst

op is high on fanta



good morning nairalander

marshalcarter:
op....your brain is faulty...

abeg if you dey cross road wen trailer dey cum.....no run ooo...cat walk in flesh let your soul run for you

so if i dey go vigil pack chewing gum put for pocket...I don turn gay you need sumone to tell you dat ya madt

I bought soft drink last week and the mouth of the bottle was sumtin else...no glass cup..I used straw....coman judge me

oga op....I went for a concert...as a guest artiste...dem snap me wella...naim i use one of my pix do d.p....kill yaself...Maybe na ya papa skull i go use do d.p rubbish

so drinkin fanta now don make me bcum gay?? issokay.....ya pikin go demand for fanta wen una go party naaa...shebbi na naija we dey

oga....if i baff for night....I dey rub powder from my head to my toe....hug transformer

for dis kyn wicked cold..naim you say make i baff with cold water? ice block fall on you.....infact...m alone...inside my rum...coverin myself with beta blanket....nd i applied vaseline on my lips cos cold don dry everything......m still lyin down with beta blanket coverin me.....coman do ya worst

op is high on fanta



good morning nairalander

hahahaha..
This comment is lit.


The post says "possible was" tho.

"he drinks fanta". That one really got me. Omo! Hahaha
"56. They will definitely try to counter this post, but that doesnt change the facts."
Op, this 55th is merely Lai Mohammed propaganda.

Cc: lalasticlala seun

lalasticlala biko nah.. Help an upcoming blog with small traffic abeg.. Push this to homepage

I weep for Nigerians.

Mschw.