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This list was not made my me, I just wanted to see what you guys thought about it,


Ladies, We Must Re-Learn Our ABC's!


A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.



B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.



C is for the commitment that was never there.



D is for the Love Machine he didn't know I had.



E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.



F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.



G is also for the spot he could never find!



H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.



I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.



J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.



K is for kinky, he always started without me.



L is for love in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.



M is for MAN.

Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are?

N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.



O is for the orgasms he thought he made me have.



P is for PAYBACKS.

Remember they are HELL!

Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.



R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.



S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.



T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.



U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now.



V is for the voodoo doll I made of him.



W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have.



X is what he is to me now!!!!



Y is for WHY the hell did I ever get involved with him.



Z isn't for anything, just like him, he ain't anything either.

SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR THE LONG REPLY, ITS SORT OF A RANT MORE THAN ANY THING,

Heres the problem I see over here in my city in North Carolina. I can't really speak for other places but, here in my city we have people like me, when I was in college I got assistance with child care so I could go to school, when I was unemployed, my daughter got a check until her father was made to pay child support, however when I got a job, I had to give it up and was glad to do it. I was the first to call over there to let them know, I have a job now, I no longer need your help. Yes had my daughter when I was 19. Yes I made the mistake of thinking that the man I was with for 4 years would stick around and not abandon me. But my child is no mistake. I'm now married with a son and another on the way. I see nothing wrong in being on "welfare" if you need it. Heres my problem, I see girls 16, 15, 18, hell even 27 not doing any thing with themselves. They keep popping out children, the assistance they get they use on themselves in stead of the kids. Honey if your baby doesn't have diapers and formula, you shouldn't be rocking those $120-$200 micro braids you got done at the local African braiding shop. Go to school, do something! Hell here in NC they will pay for you to go to school! I took those resources and ran with them! Things happen and you get in to situations you didn't plan for, but if you are getting a check to get your hair and nails done and keep up your worthless "baby daddy" as they call it, then i have a problem with that. WHY? Because you are taking away from those that really need help and making it hard for them.

Heres another problem I have, If you are able to afford a 2008 Honda accord, what the hell are you doing at the food banks and the Christmas give aways designed for the less fortunate?

Another thing, these people are my friends and neighbors so I wont call them out, but they work out of town, for a few months of work they make and save around $40 to $50,000. tell me why after coming home, the "wife" goes to the local social service to apply for food stamps? Why is it that hispanics can easily cheat the system when a needy African American or white family has to bend over backwards to receive assistance??

Just my rant, nothing personal.

well all i have to say about that is, it may not be right to get pregnant before marriage but technically its not right to have sex before marriage either, if the couple are already having sex then they are doing the "wrong thing" so to get pregnant before marriage or to have sex before marriage to me, theres not much difference. any way i will leave it at that.