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Emmyk: spreading my two legs on something very cold.

Dont shine those eyes. The cold stuff is in-animate. *tongue*


For this midnight??
No thanks. . I did Food and Nut. In Senior Secondary school. Not Agriculture.

Something very cold? What could that be?

9icegee: *There r two tings involved...its either i answer her or i refuse to answer her. If i refuse to answer her, she is safe. If i answer her, there r two things involve...its either i beat her or i dont beat her. If i dont beat her, she is safe. If i beat her, there r two tings involved...its either she cries or she doesnt cry. if she doesnt cry, she is safe. If she cries, there r two things involved...its either she runs to RUBY.THE.BLOGGER [low libido] or she runs to HARLO(t)S [excess libido]. If she runs to ruby, she is safe...BUT IF SHE RUNS TO HARLO(t)S, THERE IS ONLY ONE TING INVOLVED....your guess is as good as mine*

Shut up!!!
I have seen this before and you have been noticed!

RubyTheBlogger: quit disturbing me bout crush talks or smfin.. We are friends kk? Just friends!! dont get your dirty mind at work

Be quiet abeg!
Look atew, what are you feeling like?
You will soon know if we are just friends or neighbours

luxanne: My dear, I gentle and happy to see you this cheerful



Falls from bed

Thanks dear. You guys rock


oya get back on the bed jare, 9icegee is coming to join you soon

Obinoscopy: Tut tut, you know already. Deep down you do . Let's not divulge it, at least not now .

Please let's talk about it now, i don't want to hear later that chingum is the needful. People are getting married soon

luxanne: Lol.

You welcome dear, glad you better now...you scared us all.

See all the guys vexing, shior! don't they know half bread is better than none

But why you looking for ruby's wahala nau? Oh I know So I better don't get involved

Are you minding them? Even lalaboi is fexing that he got just handshake, he wants me to kiss him so that reineviolet will break my head


Please do get involved because you will be his witness when i break bottle on his head later

Shugamania: Lol, Ruby has a special place

Shuo! Don't come and pour sand in my ijebu garri o

thatgurlvixen: U doesn't need to..but if u insist..u can break it on ruby's head

Ruby does not have a head.

Emmyk: I'm good. Spreading my two legs on something. Gazing at the sky...weather for two.


How you dowin??

Hian! Bros o. Spreading your two legs on what?

Not weather for two, but weather for agriculture. Go and plant some casssava for cassava bread, be productive jor

luxanne dear, i see you for bench

thatgurlvixen: Fear not..its my name biko.. Oya rearrange ur face

Ehen. I for break bottle o

Obinoscopy: *Brings out his handkerchief and wipes off those tears*

Ms_Pretty, I'm so sorry. I will do the needful. Trust me, I will .

*cries more*

What do you think the needful is?

Emmyk: I greet you all. My fellow VIEWERS OF THREAD....

Viewing this topic: Shugamania(f),
thatgurlvixen(f), ms_pee(f), luxanne(f),
Obinoscopy(m)

We greet you too Emmanuel
how are you?

lalaboi: Hheheh. . e be like say na only 2 dey available for now .. . oya fizen n pee come hiaaa.

Come and do what?

yes vixen, which thing is that?

RubyTheBlogger: my pretence kills you more, you wish i admit it huh?

No, it doesn't. Don't flatter yourself

Obinoscopy: lol

No need to be sorry my dear. I was justifiably excluded from that list cos I've not been there for you. However I hope to make amends, I really do .

yes o, you really have to make amends and come and do the needful.

thatgurlvixen: Hi sweetness..glad to see u smile..hw was ur day??

Good evening. Thanks dear
My day was fine, and yours?

Shugamania: U're welcome ms pee, glad to see u're better.shs

Ruby's gonna have ur head for that list though

He is pretending not to care, but i know it's killing him inside

thatgurlvixen: Ayam not a naughty gal u must buy my snickers oo..I don't want to hear story

P.S: ruby,,princeparix and ms pee spotted..I will be seeing all u peeping toms 1 by 1

hi dear

RubyTheBlogger: wassup ms_pee, happy sunday, how u?

happy sunday to you yoo.
I am fine. And you?

RubyTheBlogger: who seal your lips?

hi ruby, good evening.

Jbluv55: *releases her from my hold & taps her small rounded behind as she attempts to move away*
Nawa o! See as you dey shake d tin dey go sef. God bless you o. You get outstanding past and bright future.
You sure say somebody no go wan turn dat ms to somtn else?

who be that person? And wetin be the something else wey them wan turn the ms to?

*running as fast as i can, stop at the front of my house, shake my bum bum profusely at him*
you can't catch me

Jbluv55: . *hugs her bck n feels the scent of her fragrance-nice*

This ur hug dey sweet me o. Like say make make I just remain glued there n become ur 2nd skin.......
*

lmao! You haff spoil o. Leave me jor

Obinoscopy: *Checks himself*

Something must be wrong with me. I have to do something fast. Ms_Pee, where's the form?

oh dear! i am sorry. let me go and add your name.

you are supposed to be number one sef

Hmmm

Jbluv55: after TIRI dayz of sleepless nyts n sweating 4 ur song, na only 'hugs'? And s side hug @ dat .
All of una chics wey go just dey blow kisses to females like una sef. Na so dat tin dey take start o.

Lol. It's not a side hug jare. I hugged you from front...with pecks.
Abeg o. Na harmless kisses I blow give the girls o, no homo abeg o.

Hug

lalaboi: WHy do i get just a hand shake?

Have you done a rap/song VN for me?

Good afternoon housemates. Hope you are all fine?
I want to thank everybody that was there for me yesternight when I was down. Be blessed, I love you all.
This is the list of the people I love, if your name is not there, go and check yourself
Shuga...
Vixen...
Luxanne...
Sweet tease...
Tovot...
Brenda...
Reine...
Obinoscopy...hugsssss
Jbluv...hugs
Lala...handshake
Harlos...hugs

I will do a shala and rap for everyone one of you.

For those of you whose name are not on the list, go to the admission office and buy a form, write a letter and pay some money to the account you'd find in the form.
9icegee is not allowed to participate sha

Somebody

Obinoscopy: How was your day? Anything spectacular?

Well, I managed the day. Ya. I'm not happy.