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OP it's like you don't know the sweetness of party jollof rice o

Padded Budget nko?

Which one is NYSC Corper?

In Nigeria, it is by force o. To avoid being mocked at
It's not always about you/what you want... Societal pressure

ITbomb:
Dirty person, did she even washed her hands?

No, she didn't washed her hands.

Yinkatolu:
That is to say o ti gan pa..help.. help..help

eleko1:
. Go inside,

No!

See six packs

D blocks, awoko, California, mama k, kparakpo, motel, mudi, abraka sun...

Wow!

doyinisaac:
Are you a stammerer??

Feck!

Oh Dear!

pinkyliceous:
I thought they would have done CS for her to avoid VVF.

Doctors in the house, am I right or wrong?

...........

Whadahell

andertoph:
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4742331/3110485004-w980-h640/Ese-Oruru.jpg

Sometime ago, Ese Oruru grabbed national headlines when it became apparent that she was abducted to Kano for six months by a certain Yunusa Dahiru from her home in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.

Yunusa, a commercial tricycle operator, had claimed that they were lovers and that they collectively decided to elope from Bayelsa to Kano.

Ese, now reunited with her family, is reported to be in the third trimester (40 weeks) of her pregnancy.

According to a source, Ese is due to deliver anytime from now.

The report further states that Ese resides at the Police officers’ Mess, not too far from the Federal Medical Centre and the headquarters of the Bayelsa State Police Command in the Ovom suburb of the state capital.

A source was quoted to have said, “Ese has been living a reticent life since she returned because the police barred her classmates and friends from visiting her.

“Only her parents and siblings are allowed to visit her, but that in a way has assisted in her
recovery. Ese, from Uwheru, Ughelli South Local Government Area of Delta State has not been staying with her parents since her liberation.”

The report added that only her parents, siblings and medical team are authorised to visit her at the Police
Officers’ Mess.
SOURCE: https://uzopedia./2016/05/18/alleged-child-bride-ese-oruru-is-now-heavily-pregnant-and-is-set-to-deliver-yunusas-baby-soon/

40 weeks pregnant?

No single chill.
Na wa for hunger

BiafraBushBoy:
Lol..

How you doing.?

Hope you are good..

Doing well, you?

BiafraBushBoy:
Didn't do what??..

do I know you from Abraham??....

No, you knw me from Isaac.

Red Oil rice is the way forward.

BiafraBushBoy:
If that is you on your pro pix, it will take exactly 2 to 3yrs to finish painting you...

You look complex...

No you didn't!

Whooshhh
What a wicked act.

schumastic:
aii off to bed, have a lovely night rest.Chou

Sleep in peace.

schumastic:
sorry about that though I got vampires teeth as well, don't know if u understand

I do.

schumastic:
my apologies, but you no try o lol or is that how your teeths are

Yes sir

schumastic:
this your teeth no be here o lol the artist is heartless,,he deserves a lifetime jail term

Oh! please don't jail me sir, I drew it.

Oshege:
This op don kill me with laugh.....nice one bro



Mine was very embrassing

Have been craving for sex for a very long time though am a virgin. There was this girl i love very much..I bought her lot of gifts anytime i visited her ,i tried to caution myself not to try any sexual advancement with her because i always prove myself to be responsible to her.
I could remember one of the time i visited her, this time marked the day my sexual orientation begun. I bought her captain cook take away(friedrice and chicken), she was so impressed, na that day i know say some girls dey love food like die. She ate and appreciate it, latter i noticed she was moving her mouth towards my lips because we actually sat like say we dey we dey for interview. I dont really get the signal, am so dull and inexperienced.
After several trials, she realized that am so dull and shy, she kiss me on the lips, i feel on top of the world. I don't even know when i said 'please, do that again'. She did and we start the kissing. I dont even know how to kiss because the girl dey complain say y i just dey drop saliva anyhow but i tried sha ...

I went home with a joyful heart, i cant think anything straight again without a recap of the scenerio, infact, the korean movie i watch that same night was so romantic to the fact that any time a love scene happened like kissing and romance(na me and the girl i dey always see for the movie )


The next day, i went straight to her place and prepared for sex. After watching some funny videos for 1 hours with her na so we start the kissing...this time around i don sabi kiss o though i don stream some crazy youtube video about kissing before that time.

The girl can't control it anymore ..my kondo self don rise like nepa poll. My lips don dey pain me coz the girl dey suck and eat am.

I was suprised and amazed when this girl zip down her shirt and i saw light bare breast that stand . I was so confused, i just dey look at the breast for like 1minutes, i no do anything. The girl bent my head down and i dey suck am..
I dey on top the girl .i cant control my self ..i just dey try Bleep the girl even with her skirt on and with my dick inside my jean.
I was behaving like a bull dog..i slide my dick for just 40secs inside jeans, i just dey shout when i dey cum. The girl dey afraid ..
Before i knew it, i don cum inside my boxer and i don wet the girl skirt badly as in e b like say na tap water dey inside my testicles.

I really felt embarassed..

Oh lawd!

BiafraBushBoy:
You ar laffn that they are bashing your fellow girl shebi??

Who fellow girl epp?

SirWere:
Oh yes, you have work to do. In fact, the whole educational system has a lot of work to do on you.

C.E.S.S Opolo Yenagoa, Bayelsa state. Such a bright guy... Rest on Bro!

Smellymouth:
When Teebillz tries to mention Banks W's name in the scandal ::::::






VOTE MIMZY FOR MISS NL 2016

herbie27:
Why are you lying .

These barbers tools that northerners still use.

Lying? To who? You?

Wilson125:
I sure say u neva c am before? No be papa joy bin d wash free baber that year?

You say...?