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PoliticsRe: OYO 2015: APC Offers Akala 1billion Anually To Step Down Election Bid by Mtoluwase(op): 9:30pm On Aug 31, 2014
Soyedele1: I live at Ibadan too(Amuloko) and I schl in Lautech.. Taking a close look at d Akala Posters, does d posters indicate he's coming as a Governor? I guess not cos the ones I av been seeing here at Ogbomoso didn't indicate such!
Keep calm bro and watch remember GEJ die minute declaration to run for president !
PoliticsRe: OYO 2015: APC Offers Akala 1billion Anually To Step Down Election Bid by Mtoluwase(op): 7:27pm On Aug 31, 2014
Soyedele1: Do yu Live in IB before asking my question?
. I stay at Ojoor but am in skool now
PoliticsRe: OYO 2015: APC Offers Akala 1billion Anually To Step Down Election Bid by Mtoluwase(op): 5:25pm On Aug 31, 2014
Soyedele1: Lol. Akala ke! Which kind of rumor is dis?
his poster are all over Ibadan
PoliticsRe: OYO 2015: APC Offers Akala 1billion Anually To Step Down Election Bid by Mtoluwase(op): 5:09pm On Aug 31, 2014
Rawani: What kind of unsubstantiated, unreferenced load of pig dung is this? huh
APC eRat abi ?
PoliticsOYO 2015: APC Offers Akala 1billion Anually To Step Down Election Bid by Mtoluwase(op): 4:39pm On Aug 31, 2014
Confirmed sources have revealed that former Governor Akala is a threat to the re-election of the incumbent governor of Oyo State, Senator Abiola Ajimobi.
The sources disclosed that the likely emergence of Akala as PDP Gubernatorial flag bearer does not sit down well with the APC
hierarchy of the state. It is said that the APC is jittery about the former governor’s ambition and has set machineries in motion
to scuttle his plans.

To achieve this, the APC has allegedly offered Akala One billion naira every year to step down from contesting the 2015 elections in the state.
This amounts to four billion naira in four years, almost equivalent to the state’s monthly federal allocation.
Rumour has it that the APC is comfortable of victory if any other aspirant emerges as flag bearer of the PDP.

However, the massive grassroot support Akala commands as well as the people’s clamour for change will put the APC on its heels.
A source in Ibadan, who pleaded anonymity said “Everyone knows Akala will beat Ajimobi anytime. Even the APC knows its time is over “.
It is not yet confirmed if the APC’s offer will be accepted, but several indications reveal Akala will not settle for any offer from the
opposition.




What your Say about this?
Career[A Must Read)nigerian Graduates Are “frustrated & Hopeless” by Mtoluwase(op): 4:26pm On Aug 31, 2014
Hope Aiyo, a self-described “jobless Nigerian graduate,” penned an article entitled The Cry of a Frustrated Graduate. The article focuses on the problems of Nigerian youths and the reluctance of Nigerian government agencies to address the multiple issues.
I would like to reach out to the concerned government agencies to inform them of the problems that Nigerian graduates have to face
every day. I want to believe that this write-up will reach the concerned people in power. And maybe, after reading this, they will take actions.

It pains me to see how most of the multinational organizations hide under the umbrella of outsourcing agencies. Thus, they are able to extort the strength of the helpless and hungry Nigerian graduates. They do this while smiling to the bank with billions. The majority
of these organizations, however, claim they are youth-friendly. Despite these claims, young Nigerian graduates are dying of joblessness.

Therefore, I think the Nigerian Labour law needs to be reviewed. Relevant agencies must understand that Nigerian graduates have the right to work in their own country.
I am urging Chief Emeka Ngozi Wogu, Nigerian Federal Minister of Labour and Productivity, to address these issues, together with the
Manufacturers Association of Nigeria.

The normal system of education in Nigeria is 6-3-3-4. Couple this with the usual hardships associated with the university environment.
Having all this in mind, I have trouble imagining a Nigerian graduate who, after all of this, settles for an outsourced sales job for
N25,000 in a company that declares more than N20 billion in dividends at the end of the year.
Nigeria is blessed with decent energetic youths ready to give their last strength for the progress of this country.

I am calling on the Nigerian youths, the Nigerian graduates. All hands must be on deck to have a country we can call our own.
President Goodluck Jonathan, Sir, please listen to our cry. Honourable Minister of Labour, Mr. Wogu, we are begging!



Why do you think Nigerian graduates face so many problems with empoyment? Is there a solution to the issue?
PhonesRe: Install Android Apps With Opera Mini by Mtoluwase(op): 3:49pm On Aug 31, 2014
Yungwizzzy: I don't understand

is this a new application??
app no. just how to download from play store with opera or uc web
PhonesInstall Android Apps With Opera Mini by Mtoluwase(op): 2:03pm On Aug 31, 2014
As I’m sure most of you would agree, cloud-based applications and services play a huge role in the Android ecosystem. They are the foundations of the entire OS and can do some pretty amazing things, such as turning your device into a fully-functioning Sat Nav, creating a virtual aquarium for your dining room table/desk and lots, lots more.

However, you may not be aware that these applications don’t actually have to be downloaded onto your Android- powered smartphone or tablet through the built-in app store. They can,
instead, be installed remotely on your handset via the official Play Store website.
Searching for applications on the website as opposed to the built in app store is less time consuming and not as frustrating because the site only displays apps that are compatible and available for you, rather than displaying a plethora of different apps that cannot be installed in your country or on your particular
smartphone or tablet.

Downloading an application through the Google Play Store’s online
website is pretty simple, but you must ensure that you’re running a build of Android higher than Ice Cream Sandwich (4.0), otherwise you will not see the option to download. Here’s what you have to do:

1. Head over the the Play Store website.
2. Search for the application you wish to download and tap on it.
3. Locate and click on the Install button.
4. You will then be presented with an active menu. Select the device you wish to install the application on and press the green Install text.

Voilà! You will now notice that the application is downloading and
installing on your handset. If you run into any issues along the way, do be sure to let us know in the comments section below, and we’ll do our very best to get you back on track.

So what are you waiting for? Give it a try today!
RomanceTraits Of A Fake Abuja/lagos Guys. Ladies Read by Mtoluwase(op): 9:17am On Aug 31, 2014
This was written by Chinenye Ugonna of Premium Times. Lol, Chineye the same thing happens here in Lagos. Fake broke guys with no means of livelihood, lmao.
This week, we are going to put the spotlight on fake Abuja big boys, FABBs too – they are all FABBs.

These guys are always well-dressed with flashy cars. Some of them are even from rich homes. You see them looking like a bag of money, meanwhile nothing in their bank accounts. There is nothing wrong with looking good and not having money to back it up. There is only something wrong when you are doing it for
packaging. Continue below...

1. Always with the fake accent: Apparently, this is not exclusive to the babes. The male FABBs use all the accents in the world; British, American and Nigerian accent all muddled up in one. If they are
talking to a babe who probably lived in the UK with a British accent, their accent automatically changes just to impress. Please, embrace your Nigerian accent, whether it is an Igbo, Yoruba or
Hausa accent, be proud of it. You don’t see an American man trying to talk like a Nigerian.

2. He only dates working girls: This is a highly defining character of the male FABB. They do not date jobless babes. If you don’t have a J -O -B, then it’s onto the next one. They do not want to be bothered about taking care of a babe who’s probably still in school or sharing CV about. That is not in their dictionary of potential girlfriends.

3. He drives the flashiest of flashy cars: Warning: Don’t be deceived, the car belongs to their father or uncle.

4. He always has a political connection: A typical Abuja boy is always related to some politician or
influential person. The politicians are always their
uncle but hardly ever their father. Sometimes, it
could even be a politician they have met once- he
becomes their uncle.
5. He is a mummy’s boy: Most of the rich male FABBs live off the wealth of their family who still pay for everything they own. If you know a guy who lives in a very expensive duplex in Maitama but does not have a regular job, check that guy! They probably even get monthly allowance from their parents every month as grown men. Hey, not judging, you do you.

6. He immediately introduces you to his family/ friends: Imagine you meet this nice looking guy in Abuja, and before you know it, he has introduced you to his family and friends. In your mind, you
are thinking that you are an iyawo (wife in the Yoruba language), not knowing you are girlfriend no. 9. ( U be Torres just to while away time )
7. He spontaneously proposes to you after a short period of dating: They tell you that you are a wife material or even propose marriage so they can be living off their new working class babe. You would cook, clean and before you know it, you have turned to their provider. Their food, shelter, and clothing would be taken care of by the working class babe. They start with “Please, borrow me N10, 000, I would pay you back.” Next time, it’s N20, 000 and then it keeps increasing. Of course, the babe will never get her money back. If you are guilty of this, it’s not good o! It should be a joint effort.

8. He only remembers his babe on Thursdays: This is the time to remember all the hook-ups they have forgotten from Monday to Wednesday. They need to get a babe to turn up with during the
weekend. If Halima doesn’t respond, Salewa will. After all there are many fishes in the sea.

9. He doesn’t have a proper job: This is not referring to the guys who genuinely work/hustle
for their money from Monday to Friday to make ends meet. Thumbs up! This is for the guys who claim they work during the week but people still cannot point a finger on what they do. On Friday, they would be the first to update their status with: “Turn up weekend, TGIF”.

10. He’s always the first to pop bottles in the club: They are always the first to order bottles just to impress. When it’s time to pay, they would remember they have to go to the bathroom. It’s not by force to pop champagne. After popping and being forced to pay, they come home to eat noodles. Bear in mind that the money would have bought you a nice plate of jollof rice and a big fat chicken.
So, there you have the Fake Abuja Big Boy, FABB away.
PoliticsRe: Achievements Of The National Conference by Mtoluwase(op): 9:03am On Aug 31, 2014
musaajebor: haba, na fight?
every one is entitled to his opinions naw.
Ideologically Nigeria might be going back because a step forward and 3 steps backwards isn't development but in the rare sense Nigeria is progressing .

Questions for the gods : is Nigeria a country or geographical expression ?
PoliticsAchievements Of The National Conference by Mtoluwase(op): 1:25am On Aug 31, 2014
The following is a report of the BBC on the just concluded Nigerian National Conference. It takes into consideration its achievements, its report and many other things. Read on:

Some 500 Nigerian delegates have just finished five months of deliberations about the political system and future of a country which has seen bitter conflicts between its numerous ethnic,
religious and linguistic groups. Analyst Abdullahi Tasiu Abubakar looks back at what the National Conference achieved.

As the Nigerian government begins moves to implement the conference’s resolutions, many Nigerians are asking if the exercise was worthwhile.
Experts question the viability of some of the decisions and the feasibility of their implementation.
The delegates, drawn from all parts of the country and representing diverse interests, debated issues ranging from the contentious revenue-sharing formula to the divisive political structure of the
nation.
They passed more than 600 resolutions and produced a 10,335-page report, which has been submitted to President Goodluck Jonathan, who promised to implement them.
“We shall send the relevant aspects of your recommendations to the Council of State and the National Assembly for incorporation into the constitution,” he told the delegates’ leaders.
“On our part, we shall act on those aspects required of us in the executive.” ‘More united’
Their chairman, former Chief Justice Idris Kutigi, said fears that the conference would lead to the disintegration of the country had been dispelled.
“We have held a National Conference and we are more united today than ever,” he said.
Main recommendations from the National Conference:

1. Scrapping the current system of 774 local authorities – this is intended to save money and reduce corruption. States would be able to set up their own local systems

2.Creation of 18 new states – equally spread around the country. Also suggested that states wishing to merge can do so if certain conditions met

3. Revenue allocation – proposes reducing share of national income going to the federal government and increasing share for the states

4. Modified presidential system of government that combines the presidential and parliamentary systems of government. The president should pick the vice-president from the legislature

5. Power should be shared and rotated at all levels of government. Presidency should rotate between north and south and among the six geo-political zones of the country. Likewise, the governorship post should rotate among the three senatorial zones in each state

Viewpoints on 100 years of Nigeria

Head of the northern delegates Alhaji Ibrahim Coomassie said that whatever they did, they “did so for one Nigeria”.
His southern counterpart Chief Edwin Clark said: “We came in, we came out and we conquered.”
Mr Jonathan seems delighted by their words: “It is now very clear that as Nigerians, we have devised a way of addressing and resolving our differences amicably: We dialogue and dialogue until we agree.”

But while the president and the delegates revel at what they see as the success of the conference, critics dismiss it as a diversionary tactic and waste of resources.
They argue that conducting it just a few months ahead of general elections due next year and in the middle of a crippling Boko Haram insurgency was irrational.
Reports about the insurgency and the Ebola virus that hit the country in July often overshadowed the conference.

The outcome of the conference provides even more ammunition for the critics.
They say it neither meets the expectations of those who want a restructuring of the country, nor does it satisfy the yearnings of those who prefer reform of the existing system.

‘Lofty intent’

There is also a question of legality raised by some of the delegates.
Many of them, including Auwwalu Yadudu, a professor of law, have openly rejected an attempt to turn the resolutions into a draft constitution. Mr Yadudu said the conference “cannot discharge or exercise a mandate not conferred on it by law”.
University of Lagos lecturer Wahab Shittu concurs, arguing that the absence of a legal framework has “made the lofty intent of the National Conference to be illusionary”.
And even if legal backing is retrospectively provided for those issues that require it and others integrated into government policies, as seems to be the plan now, there are still issues of acceptability.
Some of the fundamental changes proposed by the conference, such as scrapping the country’s 774 local authorities and creating an additional 18 states, were roundly rejected by many Nigerians.
These changes – like several others such as altering the revenue-sharing arrangement and proposing a modified presidential system of government – require amendment of the constitution, which legal experts say is a long and tedious process.

It is impossible to do it under the current government which faces elections in the next few months, senior legal practitioner Tahir Shehu told the BBC.
“Constitutional amendment must be endorsed by the National Assembly and two-thirds of the states’ houses of assembly,” he said.
“You can’t get that on any issue that has no clear national consensus. Scrapping local governments will not be one of them — nor will creation of additional states.”
These are perhaps some of the issues envisaged by those who dubbed the conference a “jamboree” to underline what they regard as wastefulness.

Right from the onset, the reported 7bn naira ($43m; £26m) budgeted for it – it is still unclear how much was actually spent as the tenure was extended to enable delegates to complete their work – was criticised by many Nigerians, including President Jonathan’s main rival in the last presidential election, former head of state General
Muhammadu Buhari. “I do not think that at this time when governments are finding it difficult to pay salaries of workers,
it can afford about 7bn naira to waste on a conference,” he said.
Mohammed Haruna, the veteran columnist and former managing director of the New Nigerian Newspapers, has reviewed various post-
independence conferences and concluded that “virtually every constitutional conference in this country has come with a hidden agenda by its convener and virtually all of them have come to
grief”.
Many feel this one will be no different to its predecessors.


Source: BBC
TravelRe: 10 People Who Survived The Impossible. by Mtoluwase(m): 12:52am On Aug 31, 2014
Pronmix: 2.
Frane Selak: Escaped from a derailed train, a door-less
plane, a bus crash, a car into flames, another 2 car
accidents... then won Million Dollar lottery!

Luck has always been on his side or vice versa for
croatian music teacher Frane Selak (born in 1929), who
is well known around the world for as many fatal
accidents as spectacular escapes. The first of his
numerous near-death experiences began on a cold
January day in 1962, when Selak was on a train to
Dubrovnik: it suddenly derailed into an icy river, killing
17 passengers. He managed to escape with a broken
arm, minor scratches and bruises.
A year later, Selak was flying, from Zagreb to Rijeka,
when a door abruptly blew away from the cockpit of the
plane, as he was blown off the plane. The accident killed
19 people, however, Selak was lucky enough to land on
a haystack, and wake up some days later in hospital,
with minor injuries.
It was in 1966 that he met with the third misadventure
while traveling on a bus that crashed and plunged into a
river. There were four people dead. Astonishingly, Selak
managed to escape unharmed again.
In 1970, Selak was driving along when, all of a sudden,
his car caught fire. He was fortunate again to have left
the car before the fuel tank exploded. Three years later,
another of Selak’s car caught fire, blowing flames
through the air vents. To a greater dismay, Selak's lost
most of his hair.
In 1995, Selak was in Zagreb when he was hit by a bus,
again leaving nothing but a few injuries. The following
year, while driving through a mountain road, Selak drove
off a guardrail to escape an oncoming truck and landed
on a tree to watch his car explode 300 feet below.
In a surprising turn of events in 2003, Selak won the
million-dollar Croatian lottery, turning the man into
either the world’s unluckiest man, or the world’s
luckiest one.
#AwonEyaMi at work.
#TheGuyMustBeEaingWithALongSpoon
RomanceRe: 12 Signs U Are Dating A Man Not Guy by Mtoluwase(op): 11:03am On Aug 30, 2014
Much as there are bad guys out there, there bound to be girls. True love can melt the heart of any girl. Why do guys prefer one night stands like we are Hoe and why do the cheat ? Gals are the most Fragile hearted elements on it

last bullet # Behind any bad gal there is a guy who thought her the game.
RomanceRe: Letter To My Replacement by Mtoluwase(op): 10:54am On Aug 30, 2014
temigracie: ...hmmmm...i wonder why you guys are not together anylonger....
...You still love him, he might still loves u too....He might be in another relationship just to get you out of his mind.....
....I believe things can still work out for good....Maybe you guys need to try harder....or mayb just let go
Maybe but let's karma work it this time around and dead tire of this -Ship stuff needs a #Man not a #guy.
RomanceRe: Letter To My Replacement by Mtoluwase(op): 10:52am On Aug 30, 2014
mencade5: naija ladies, changing men like sanitary pads since 1960
Are u kidding me ? some men are more of sanitary pad anyway..... #NoInsult
SportsRe: Okagbare Clinches Third Position IAAF Diamond League Zurich by Mtoluwase(m): 4:40am On Aug 29, 2014
she needs a break #Thatsall
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Countries That Kill For Religion by Mtoluwase(op): 7:01pm On Aug 28, 2014
datguru: All undecided
u sure ?
RomanceRe: 12 Signs U Are Dating A Man Not Guy by Mtoluwase(op): 7:00pm On Aug 28, 2014
Mrcdorv: A man don't talk just anyhow,we contribute meaningfully and Op completely described real men.To be like that just have to study the world around.
Gbam
RomanceLetter To My Replacement by Mtoluwase(op): 6:58pm On Aug 28, 2014
Dear Replacement,
There are a few things I think you should know, as you
are now the object of his affection.
Don’t let it surprise you, how quickly you fall for him,
and don’t be apprehensive in letting yourself fall. He’ll
be there to catch you. Don’t let my Facebook page
intimidate you. There were a lot of pictures of us, and
while I hate to admit it, the pictures are a thing of the
past.
He’s taken down most of them by now. He may not talk
about me to you; he didn’t talk to his friends about it
when it ended, so I don’t know if they will know either. It
was a beautiful, one-sided love story of the past, but you
are his future now.
We don’t know each other, and I am sure you already
don’t like me. I resented you slightly when I first found
out, but we do have something very wonderful in
common, and it connects us whether we like to admit it
or not.
I won’t text him or like his posts on social media. I can’t
tell you every secret because it took me time to
figure that out myself. But just trust that there are
reasons he doesn’t say what you want him to, and there
are reasons he doesn’t do what you want.
He will spoil you from time to time, but he is wise with
his expenses; he spends money only when he needs to.
You are going notice how he gets excited like a child
when it comes to certain things and learn to hear giggle
in his laugh.
You’ll find out his favorite movie and he’ll make you sit
through it; I know I couldn’t without falling asleep.
You’ll notice how he loves watching movies and how he
might do it more than going out.
You will see him out drunk and he’ll get mad sometimes.
He has a temper, as I’m sure you have noticed, so don’t
take it personally. When he storms off, let him go and
trust he’ll always come back with a smile and his bright
blue eyes that make you look away.
When he falls in love with you, let it not scare you when
he cries because that’s the one thing that triggers those
emotions in him. When he falls in love with you, you’ll
notice you sleep better at night, and when it rains, his
touch simply will vanish every fear.
When that happens, you’ll almost look forward to simple
things, such as walks because he’ll reach for your hand
and you’ll blush because no glove has ever fit it so well.
He’ll do whatever you ask of him and you’ll rarely fight.
He doesn’t like advertising things like relationships and
feelings, so don’t expect that of him, just know he does
love you. He may not think of you at every moment, but
you’ll cross his mind often enough.
He has bigger dreams than he is confident enough to
believe in, so it’s your job to tell him every day how
handsome he is and how smart he is and that he is
capable of it all. He won’t believe you, but don’t stop
saying it.
He’ll make you see the world in a new light, and you’ll
start questioning things you never knew. He can’t cook,
so don’t expect him to. You’ll find yourself laughing at
his little catchphrases, and if you do something he
doesn’t like, one eyebrow will raise and he’ll look at you
without blinking.
When you two are out, he’ll watch you the whole time
and it’ll seem like you are the only one in the room.
When you dance, it’ll seem perfect. Let none of this scare
you and love him the way he deserves. He’ll tell you
about the past and his mistakes, so it’s your job to take
his hand and let him know you’re not judging him.
He is a better person because of all of that, and he’s
found you because of failed relationships in the past. I
hope you love him the way he deserves and I hope he
loves you as deeply as I thought he did me. I hope he’s
honest with you in a way he never was with me, but most
of all, I hope he gives you the fairytale I thought would
once be my life.
Also: Remember that I don’t dislike you, but if I’m being
honest, I am jealous of you. I have found acceptance, but
I’m also happy someone else gets a chance to experience
what I did.
I hope one day I can properly meet you. Like I said
before, we have a connection that no one else can say
they have and I’m sure you are a wonderful person. He
looks at who a girl is first before falling in love with
her appearance. It’s a rare quality in a man.
I only ask one thing of you: Don’t hurt him the way he
hurt me. I believe in karma and I believe people get what
they send out to the world, but I never wish that pain
upon anyone, especially him. You are dating the man of
our dreams and I truly mean it when I say I hope it all
works out for you.
Sincerely, The Other Girl
RomanceLetter To Her Unborn Child by Mtoluwase(op): 3:52pm On Aug 28, 2014
It’s the first date. Could you be any more nervous? As
you pace around your room trying to find the perfect
outfit, packing on the cologne and practicing what you’ll
say in front of the mirror, you hope this one date will
turn the girl into your girlfriend.
You take one big, deep breath, look in the mirror one
last time, grab some money from your father and head
out to pick her up. Although you’re feeling nervous and
excited at the same time, you’re mostly just happy she
agreed to a date.
You pull up to her place, knock on the door like a true
gentleman and introduce yourself to her parents. You
better listen when they give you both rules about what
time she needs to be home; their daughter is in your
hands.
Feel accomplished and don’t take your responsibility for
granted; gaining trust is hard and losing trust is easy.
Gaining that trust back is nearly impossible.
As you both start the night off with laughs and
conversations about your teachers, you innocently have
the best time of your lives. Nothing else matters at this
point; you are both on the same page.
There’s no rush now, like there is when you are just
saying “hi” passing by in the school hallway. As you are
still naive, you convince yourself that this is the girl you
want to marry.
Oh, young love, it’s a beautiful thing when you’re caught
up in the moment. I won’t sugarcoat it for you:
Everything falls apart if you don’t both put in the effort.
Young love is a time to explore and you two might not be
on the same wavelength for as long as you’d like.
In the midst of it all a couple weeks later, the love turns
to hate; you wonder when it happened. She’s moved on.
Her heart latched on to someone else. But that’s how
people are; they move on, and sadly, you’re the one left
heartbroken.
I can see it when you walk through the door from
school, and when you go straight to your room and give
me one-word answers after I ask, “How was your day?”
When did your heartache take over your entire life? As
your mom, I can assuredly say that there is a silver
lining. Heartbreaks never last; take my word for it.
That nauseating feeling at the pit of your stomach that
keeps you up at night is brutal, I know. I’m older and
more experienced with this crap, I promise. It’s the
memories that make the pain so much worse. Those
memories are engraved in your brain and only time can
heal it all.
Eventually you’ll mature, go to college and move on.
You’ll meet plenty of ladies out and about while at
sporting events or the bar (don’t forget the legal
drinking age is 21).
Between all of the emotions you felt with your very first
love, I need you to understand one thing: I never want
you to lose the confidence you had on that very first date.
You know those exciting jitters you had before your first
kiss, and that effort you made to stay up all night and
talk on the phone even if you were tired? I want you to
have those before every date you go on because when
you meet the right girl and those same feelings happen
every time you see her, you’ll know she’s the one. Those
feelings won’t fade like they did with the wrong girls
who broke your heart.
Don’t let one heartbreak give you the same perception of
every girl. Don’t bring the baggage from the last
relationship to the next one because it’s just not fair. No,
not every girl is the same; don’t ever say that.
Everyone has his or her one true person; you just
haven’t found yours yet. Please, don’t become an assh*le.
Don’t be that one person who doesn’t open the door and
pick up the check. Please, don’t lay your finger on a girl
unless you are hugging her or kissing her or — when
you find your true love, of course — undressing her.
Please, don’t be that boy who takes her choice of wanting
to take it slow as an insult. Take it slow; you’re still so
young. Most importantly, choose wisely. Don’t sleep with
every girl you get the chance to sleep with because when
you’re mature and you find someone you really want to
be with, your past matters.
When you go through all of these heartbreaks, you will
always get back on your feet and grow stronger as a
person. With every struggle, you will learn more about
yourself.
You’ll realize that when you find your true love, get
married and have a family, you will pass all of this advice
along to your son. Looking on the other side, you’ll also
want the same exact thing for your daughter. Above all,
in the end, you’ll finally understand the difference
between being a boy and being a man.
Love you forevaaa and evvaaaa,
The Number One Woman In Your Life (aka, your mom)
P.S. Don’t forget you are babysiting tomorrow night;
your dad and I are going on a date. XO
Christianity Etc10 Countries That Kill For Religion by Mtoluwase(op): 3:46pm On Aug 28, 2014
Social media went into a frenzy sometime in May over the death sentence passed on 27-year-old Meriam Ibrahim who was accused of apostasy and adultery which led to an international outcry and eventually she was freed.
From Ibrahim’s situation, the hard and sad truth is that we do not live in a world of religious freedom.
In some parts of the world, converting from one religion to another which is not recognised by that country could mean segregation, barred from taking part in social activities and sometimes, death.
According to AFK Insider, There are some countries in the world where your religion could mean a death penalty and here are 10 of them:

1. Afghanistan: In March 2006, Abdul Rahman, an Afghan citizen, converted to Christianity from Islam, and was facing the death penalty on an apostasy charge. Because the case drew international attention and criticism, it was eventually dropped on technical grounds after presidential intervention, but others have not been so lucky. Other converts were arrested throughout the past decade and their sentences have not been made public, assuming the worst.

2. Iran: According to intelligence reports, Iran deathsquads have been employed against those who renounced Islam, either for Christianity or a more neutral or atheist practice. As recently as 2008, 15 ex-Muslims who have since converted to Christianity were charged with apostasy and are still being held to determine their fate. Other known cases, such as Youcef Nadarkhani, have already been sentenced to death, among others.

3. Egypt: Due to the uncertain nature of the Egyptian government, it is unclear which laws exactly are being enforced, and if the government itself or the population at large is behind all arrests and sentencing. But in 2006, members of parliament expressed the opinion that all members of the Bahá’í Faith were infidels, and should be killed on the spot. Similarly, a 2010 poll showed that 84
percent of Egyptians who identified as Muslim believed that anybody who renounced Islam in the country should be executed.

4. Maldives: Freedom of religion in the Maldives is extremely limited, as Islam is the recognized state religion and few others are tolerated. In 2010, philosophy student Mohamed Nazim openly
declared that his studies had forced him to renounce Islam and identify instead as atheist. After his immediate arrest and subsequent death sentence, he publicly reverted to Islam to avoid
that fate.

5. Pakistan: The death penalty may be issued in
Pakistan for merely publicly denouncing any
aspect of the Islam. Speaking in opposition to
Islam, publishing material that attacks the
prophets, desecrating the Quran, or speaking out
against Muhammad may all be punishable by life
imprisonment or death. Any actions made that are
seen as even attempting to influence somebody
else’s commitment to Islam are also punishable by
extreme prison sentences.

6. Saudi Arabia: In Saudi Arabia, one is considered
Muslim whether or not he/she identifies as such;
children born to Muslim fathers are by law deemed
Muslim. Therefore, anybody who converts from
Islam to another religion, or denounces Islam in
any way, is considered to have committed apostasy
and could be sentenced to death. Speaking out
against Sunni Islam in any sense is also punishable
by death.

7. Mauritania: Proselytizers in Mauritania face a
serious danger. While there is no direct law that
bans non-Muslims from proselytizing within the
country’s borders, many laws prohibit material
from being distributed and severely restrict the
right to free speech regarding the topic. Therefore,
anybody who violates these rules may be facing
extreme punishment, and proselytizers have been
attacked by extremists operating outside of the
government’s authority.

8. Yemen: In Yemen, as in other Islamic countries,
the act of denouncing Islam is not just seen as a
crime in itself, but as an attack against the state
and an act of undermining the government. For
instance, in 2006, two imams were sentenced to
death for peacefully opposing certain faith-based
groups. The president eventually pardoned them
after public criticism, but the case was only one
among many at that time.

9. Kuwait: While the country openly states that
religious freedom exists within its borders, aspects
of Shariah law make this difficult to believe.
Several individuals have been sentenced to time in
prison for denouncing or converting from Islam,
and the parliament voted in 2012 to make
blasphemy punishable by death for Muslims.
Though the Council of Ministers rejected this
amendment to the criminal code, it is still debated
in government offices.

10. Bangladesh: Bangladesh’s nearly 90-percent
Islamic majority makes it difficult for other
minority groups, who often feel ostracized. While
there is no government enforcement of capital
punishment for not abiding by Islam, there have
been many instances of extremist violence against
non-Muslims that were not tried by the courts.
There are also instances of societal abuses against
minorities, who are shut out of public office,
employment opportunities, and more.
Romance12 Signs U Are Dating A Man Not Guy by Mtoluwase(op): 3:10pm On Aug 28, 2014
Ladies, real men do exist – and not those poor excuses
you’re used to dating either. There are fully grown-ass
men in this world and they would love to be with you.
The truth is that you don’t have to settle for whatever
boy comes your way. In fact, you shouldn’t settle; you’re
doing yourself a real injustice. If you’re going to be with
a man then be with a grown-ass man. Simply put, they’re
better for you. They’re more fun. They’re more reliable.
And they’re better in bed.
There really is no reason to date the schmucks you’ve
been dating. Although,to be fair, it can be hard to tell the
difference – especially at first glance. But with time, it’s
easy to separate the men from the boys. In case you need
a little extra help, here’s a checklist for you:
1. His apartment looks like an apartment.
Not a frat house. Not a zoo. Not a garbage dump, but an
actual apartment. He doesn’t necessarily have to have his
own place. Nor does it need to be extravagantly
furnished, but you should be able to distinguish the floor
from the rest of the place.
Grown men take pride in surrounding themselves with an
environment that supports an active and healthy lifestyle.
If he’s too lazy to keep his place clean then he’s
definitely too lazy for the more important things in life.
2. He does what he does because he loves to do it -
He’s more than capable of motivating himself.
This isn’t to say that a guy working at McDonald’s isn’t a
grown-ass man. Unless,of course, that’s where he plans
on staying. It’s really all about the plan. Grown men have
plans to get themselves from point A to point B. More
importantly still, they are driven to do so.
3. He doesn’t ever need a Baby-sitter.
No matter how drunk he is, no matter the situation… if
your man is able to take care of himself and get his sh*t
done, then he’s a grown man.
If you’re dating a guy who needs you to carry him home
after a night out or to keep a leash on him so he doesn’t
go off an do something stupid, then I think you know the
kind of guy you’re dating.
4. When he has a problem, he speaks his mind –
and does so calmly and respectively.
You see, grown men don’t just go about agreeing with
everything their women say. They have a mind of their
own and they’re more than happy to speak their
opinions. However, they do so respectfully and are always
open to hearing your thoughts on the matter.
5. He has his priorities straight – and you know you
are most definitely one of them.
Guys who are lost in life aren’t much more than boys.
Men have direction. Boys have playtime. If your man
knows what he wants out of life and gives all those
things that are most important to him attention and care,
then you have yourself a winner.
6. He takes care of himself – Body and Mind.
His body is his temple and his mind is his high-priest. He
lives by his own religion – his own philosophies. He
understands that in order to feel good, you have to feel
healthy. He’s a well-oiled machine, inside and out.
7. He supports you and your dreams, always
encouraging you and keeping things positive.
It’s the men who tell you that you can’t do something,
that you can’t accomplish something, who are poisonous.
Grown men don’t like to use the word “can’t,” especially
when it comes to the women they love.
8. He doesn’t complain because he knows
complaining doesn’t yield results.
He puts his nose to the grind and produces results.
Bitching is for bitches. He’s a grown-ass man.
9. He makes decisions, but he’s more than
comfortable with allowing you to take the wheel.
There is never a need to have one of those pointless
“what do you want to do?”, “I don’t know, whatever you
want to do” conversations. If you ask him what he wants
to do, he gives you options, not a question or a volley in
response.
10. When he has you alone, he isn’t interested in
anything other than you.
He’s not concerned with the show on TV, the music on
the radio or anything other than getting you undressed.
He’s a man, an animal. And he is more than keen to let
the animal out to play.
11. He admits that he is wrong when he is wrong.
He doesn’t point fingers or try to maneuver out of the
situation. He understands that being wrong is part of
human nature. There’s no shame in it. He understands
that you can’t learn if you can’t admit you’re wrong.
12. He knows your value and appreciates you for
you.
He doesn’t just tell you he loves you – he shows you he
loves you. To him, you are a part of his life. You are an
extension of him.
He cares about you and knows that words fall short of the
emotions he feels for you. He’s not shy to show you he
loves you because you are one of the most important
aspects of his life.
Foreign AffairsSouth Africa's President Zuma Accused Of Witchcraft By EFF by Mtoluwase(op): 2:30am On Aug 20, 2014
After a leaked picture of two mysterious marmaids were found in Nkandla's fire pool, which claims to be alive and kicking. One of EFF’s members, Julius Malema, has accused President Jacob Zuma of
practicing witchcraft.
A leaked picture of the mysterious mermaids has been circulating social networks throughout the week, with many expressing their shock while others painted the gory photo as fake.

However, in a statement issued by presidential spokesman, Mac Maharaj, the two mermaids were confirmed as real.
“The president of the republic, Jacob Zuma, would like to set on record that although the two mermaids were discovered in a pool situated inside his Nkandla homestead, he was not aware of their
existence. The Office of the Presidency will be in a better position to comment once an investigation by the security cluster has been concluded,” the statement read in part.
Opposition parties, particularly the EFF, were quick to accuse Zuma of witchcraft, sighting that he used the mermaids to protect him from being recalled from the seat of power.

“In the black community, we have what we call “ukuthwala – ho rwala”. People would consult sangomas for power and protection, which often comes in a form of muti and/or a snake which lives in a bedroom no one is allowed to go into.
“It all makes sense now. Zuma was accused of rape, fraud and corruption with hard core evidence presented before the court of law, but still walked free…. His mermaids protected him,” Malema told reporters.
The two mermaids were allegedly executed and transported to an undisclosed research laboratory in Durban.

CelebritiesMan with horns Turned Back At Dubai Airport. by Mtoluwase(op): 2:11am On Aug 20, 2014
At first, I was reluctant to post this, because at the sight of his pieced face I was irritated... But I have not choice thou....
The Information Technology, IT, worker who was recognized in 2012 by the Guinness Book of Record as world's most pierced man with 435 piercings plus two horns on his forehead, was billed to make an appearance at a hotel in Dubai but on arriving the Emirate airport, he was not cleared by the immigration officers. Instead he was immediately whisked into an Istanbul flight en-route Germany.
A spokesman for the hotel where Buchholz was scheduled to appear said its management had failed “despite all its attempts” to win permission for him to enter the emirate.
Airport officials gave no reason why he was refused entry into the emirate. Rudolf who vowed never to return to Dubai, left his luggage behind in Dubai....LMAO

EducationUnibuja Post Ume by Mtoluwase(op): 9:49pm On Aug 18, 2014
This is to inform the general public that UNIABUJA is holding her post UTME screening on Friday 22/08/14 and Saturday 23/08/14 at main campus along airport road Abuja.
Eligibility All students that chose Uniabuja as their first or second
choice Requirements for Uniabuja 2014/2015 Post-UTME
Screening. All interested Candidates are to come to the screening venue along with the following documents:
- Jamb Result Slip (Original and Photocopies),
- WAEC/NECO/NABTEB Certificate/Statement of results (Original and Photocopies).
- 2(two) passport size photographs.
- A Bank draft of N1,000 (Payable to ‘The University of Abuja’).
Student are hereby advised to visit any of the below banks for their bank drafts:
ECOBANK,
ACCESS BANK,
FIRST BANK
GTBank
PoliticsRe: US Police In Fergussion More Arm Than NA Soldier In NE by Mtoluwase(m): 12:05am On Aug 18, 2014
Amazing
SportsRe: 99-year-old Great-great-granny Smashes 100m World Record by Mtoluwase(m): 12:01am On Aug 18, 2014
wow
Nairaland GeneralRe: Osun History Students Had An Accident When Goinq On Excursion ! by Mtoluwase(m): 11:54pm On Aug 17, 2014
May their soul rest in peace
CelebritiesTonto Dike Secret Wedding (pictures) by Mtoluwase(op): 2:36pm On Aug 17, 2014
Tonto dikeh share these pictures on her instagram page with the caption below:
enet fuké xoto lex ð piso #EasyLionEasyTiger #YOLO
#Pokolee #SecretWeddin #Wink

PoliticsWitches Say Shekau’ll Be Captured Before December by Mtoluwase(op): 9:36pm On Aug 15, 2014
Worried by the socio-economic challenges
facing the country, especially in the area of
insecurity, witches and wizards in the
country converged on Afuze, Edo State,
where they declared that 'enough is enough'.
Saturday Sun reports that the leader and
spokesman of Witches and Wizards
Association of Nigeria, (WITZAN), Dr. Okhue
Iboi, said the emergency meeting held by his
members was not only aimed at discussing
the various challenges but also to chart a way
forward for the country.
"Witches and Wizards in Nigeria are deeply
worried by what is going on in the country
especially Boko Haram insurgency. As
stakeholders in the Nigerian project, we can
no longer afford to fold our hands while the
nation burns. Enough is enough", he
declared.
While saying that the Boko Haram issue was
one of the issues that dominated discussions
at their meeting, Iboi said it was witches and
wizards from Borno, Adamawa and Yobe
states that urged the association to convene
the emergency meeting.
According to him: "Our bi-annual meeting
was actually supposed to come up in first
week of October, but our fellow brothers and
sisters from these three North eastern states
made passionate appeal to our general
assembly imploring us to discuss Boko Haram
matter. Witches and wizards in Adamawa.
Borno and Yobe states want us to intervene,
to help cage Shekau and his blood-thirsty
lieutenants".
Speaking on the outcome of their
deliberations, the 55-year-old wizard declared
that the days of Boko Haram leader,
Abubakar Shekau, were numbered adding
that he would be captured before the end of
December and paraded on the streets of
Abuja and Maiduguri for the whole world to
see.
"We witches and wizards in Nigeria have
sealed the fate of Shekau. His days are
numbered. He will be captured before the
end of December, and contrary to the image
and impression he has been creating that he
is a warrior, after his capture, he will start
singing like a canary bird".
Not done yet with his revelations, Iboi, said
that Shekau, upon his arrest, will mention
some powerful people who are his sponsors.
"An ordinary eye can't see what we are
seeing in the coven world. Witches and
wizards have put Shekau on our radar. There
is no peace for him again until the day of his
arrest", he said.
Urging Nigerians to remain steadfast and not
to panic, the witches' spokesman added that
the parents of the missing Chibok girls will
soon have cause to smile.
"Those girls are coming back home. They will
be rescued, but it is sad that I have to say
here that not all of them are coming back.
They are not being held in the same place,
some are in Niger, and some are in Cameroon
while others are in Chad and Nigeria" , he
added.
Iboi, who said Nigerians should not doubt the
witches' declaration or revelations on the
state of affairs in Nigeria, recalled instances
where they foretold certain events and they
later came to pass.
He cited their advice to former Vice President
Atiku Abubakar, which he claimed was
published in two national newspapers, not to
contest the PDP presidential primaries with
President Goodluck Jonathan because he
would lose; Sanusi Lamido's unceremonious
exist from office as CBN Governor and
defections across the political divide.
"Witches don't speak from both sides of the
mouth, and what is not revealed to us in our
meetings, we will never say it was revealed to
us. We seldom speak out on national issues,
we only speak when it is necessary to do so,
and we do so out of patriotism", Iboi said.
On the anxiety over 2015, the spokesman
urged Nigerians to remain calm. "Nigerians
should rejoice. This nation will not break
up. Witches and wizards carried out some
intercessory spiritual work in Arusa, Tanzania,
and New Delhi, in India over this issue, and
luckily our brethren, that is fellow witches
there, joined hands with us, and it was
resolved that Nigeria should not break up.
Forget about any American prediction,
Nigeria will not break up. There may be
pockets of crisis here and there, but they will
be election related violence".
The association, which threw its weight
behind President Jonathan's 2011 election
bid, said he would win again come 2015,
although there would be pockets of violence
in reaction to his victory.
"Jonathan will win re-election. Although
there will be pockets of violence, Jonathan
will win. I will also have to appeal to Buhari
and Tinubu, they should not waste their
money, time and energy on the poll. They
should go home and rest. They should forget
about becoming President or Vice President
of Nigeria. APC will still lose more governors to
PDP before this year runs out", he foretold.
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Music/RadioP-square Collaboration With Don Baba J ? by Mtoluwase(op): 7:11pm On Aug 15, 2014
Can't wait for Psquare 6th Album with Don Jazzy if it ever going to happen. Its gonna play for decades see tweet below.

Technology MarketHP Pavilion Dv4 by Mtoluwase(op): 8:11pm On Aug 12, 2014
Pls i formatted my pc and now its showing

chip type intel (R) ironlake mobile graphics chipset
DAC type 8bit
Adapter string VGA
Bios information: 0.0
Total available Graphics memory 32704kb
dedicated video memeory n/a
system video memeory n/a
share system memory n/a

House Gurus help me out.

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