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Soyedele1: I live at Ibadan too(Amuloko) and I schl in Lautech.. Taking a close look at d Akala Posters, does d posters indicate he's coming as a Governor? I guess not cos the ones I av been seeing here at Ogbomoso didn't indicate such!Keep calm bro and watch remember GEJ die minute declaration to run for president ! |
Soyedele1: Do yu Live in IB before asking my question?. I stay at Ojoor but am in skool now |
Soyedele1: Lol. Akala ke! Which kind of rumor is dis?his poster are all over Ibadan |
Rawani: What kind of unsubstantiated, unreferenced load of pig dung is this?APC eRat abi ? |
Confirmed sources have revealed that former Governor Akala is a threat to the re-election of the incumbent governor of Oyo State, Senator Abiola Ajimobi. The sources disclosed that the likely emergence of Akala as PDP Gubernatorial flag bearer does not sit down well with the APC hierarchy of the state. It is said that the APC is jittery about the former governor’s ambition and has set machineries in motion to scuttle his plans. To achieve this, the APC has allegedly offered Akala One billion naira every year to step down from contesting the 2015 elections in the state. This amounts to four billion naira in four years, almost equivalent to the state’s monthly federal allocation. Rumour has it that the APC is comfortable of victory if any other aspirant emerges as flag bearer of the PDP. However, the massive grassroot support Akala commands as well as the people’s clamour for change will put the APC on its heels. A source in Ibadan, who pleaded anonymity said “Everyone knows Akala will beat Ajimobi anytime. Even the APC knows its time is over “. It is not yet confirmed if the APC’s offer will be accepted, but several indications reveal Akala will not settle for any offer from the opposition. What your Say about this? |
Hope Aiyo, a self-described “jobless Nigerian graduate,” penned an article entitled The Cry of a Frustrated Graduate. The article focuses on the problems of Nigerian youths and the reluctance of Nigerian government agencies to address the multiple issues. I would like to reach out to the concerned government agencies to inform them of the problems that Nigerian graduates have to face every day. I want to believe that this write-up will reach the concerned people in power. And maybe, after reading this, they will take actions. It pains me to see how most of the multinational organizations hide under the umbrella of outsourcing agencies. Thus, they are able to extort the strength of the helpless and hungry Nigerian graduates. They do this while smiling to the bank with billions. The majority of these organizations, however, claim they are youth-friendly. Despite these claims, young Nigerian graduates are dying of joblessness. Therefore, I think the Nigerian Labour law needs to be reviewed. Relevant agencies must understand that Nigerian graduates have the right to work in their own country. I am urging Chief Emeka Ngozi Wogu, Nigerian Federal Minister of Labour and Productivity, to address these issues, together with the Manufacturers Association of Nigeria. The normal system of education in Nigeria is 6-3-3-4. Couple this with the usual hardships associated with the university environment. Having all this in mind, I have trouble imagining a Nigerian graduate who, after all of this, settles for an outsourced sales job for N25,000 in a company that declares more than N20 billion in dividends at the end of the year. Nigeria is blessed with decent energetic youths ready to give their last strength for the progress of this country. I am calling on the Nigerian youths, the Nigerian graduates. All hands must be on deck to have a country we can call our own. President Goodluck Jonathan, Sir, please listen to our cry. Honourable Minister of Labour, Mr. Wogu, we are begging! Why do you think Nigerian graduates face so many problems with empoyment? Is there a solution to the issue? |
Yungwizzzy: I don't understandapp no. just how to download from play store with opera or uc web |
As I’m sure most of you would agree, cloud-based applications and services play a huge role in the Android ecosystem. They are the foundations of the entire OS and can do some pretty amazing things, such as turning your device into a fully-functioning Sat Nav, creating a virtual aquarium for your dining room table/desk and lots, lots more. However, you may not be aware that these applications don’t actually have to be downloaded onto your Android- powered smartphone or tablet through the built-in app store. They can, instead, be installed remotely on your handset via the official Play Store website. Searching for applications on the website as opposed to the built in app store is less time consuming and not as frustrating because the site only displays apps that are compatible and available for you, rather than displaying a plethora of different apps that cannot be installed in your country or on your particular smartphone or tablet. Downloading an application through the Google Play Store’s online website is pretty simple, but you must ensure that you’re running a build of Android higher than Ice Cream Sandwich (4.0), otherwise you will not see the option to download. Here’s what you have to do: 1. Head over the the Play Store website. 2. Search for the application you wish to download and tap on it. 3. Locate and click on the Install button. 4. You will then be presented with an active menu. Select the device you wish to install the application on and press the green Install text. Voilà! You will now notice that the application is downloading and installing on your handset. If you run into any issues along the way, do be sure to let us know in the comments section below, and we’ll do our very best to get you back on track. So what are you waiting for? Give it a try today! |
This was written by Chinenye Ugonna of Premium Times. Lol, Chineye the same thing happens here in Lagos. Fake broke guys with no means of livelihood, lmao. This week, we are going to put the spotlight on fake Abuja big boys, FABBs too – they are all FABBs. These guys are always well-dressed with flashy cars. Some of them are even from rich homes. You see them looking like a bag of money, meanwhile nothing in their bank accounts. There is nothing wrong with looking good and not having money to back it up. There is only something wrong when you are doing it for packaging. Continue below... 1. Always with the fake accent: Apparently, this is not exclusive to the babes. The male FABBs use all the accents in the world; British, American and Nigerian accent all muddled up in one. If they are talking to a babe who probably lived in the UK with a British accent, their accent automatically changes just to impress. Please, embrace your Nigerian accent, whether it is an Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa accent, be proud of it. You don’t see an American man trying to talk like a Nigerian. 2. He only dates working girls: This is a highly defining character of the male FABB. They do not date jobless babes. If you don’t have a J -O -B, then it’s onto the next one. They do not want to be bothered about taking care of a babe who’s probably still in school or sharing CV about. That is not in their dictionary of potential girlfriends. 3. He drives the flashiest of flashy cars: Warning: Don’t be deceived, the car belongs to their father or uncle. 4. He always has a political connection: A typical Abuja boy is always related to some politician or influential person. The politicians are always their uncle but hardly ever their father. Sometimes, it could even be a politician they have met once- he becomes their uncle. 5. He is a mummy’s boy: Most of the rich male FABBs live off the wealth of their family who still pay for everything they own. If you know a guy who lives in a very expensive duplex in Maitama but does not have a regular job, check that guy! They probably even get monthly allowance from their parents every month as grown men. Hey, not judging, you do you. 6. He immediately introduces you to his family/ friends: Imagine you meet this nice looking guy in Abuja, and before you know it, he has introduced you to his family and friends. In your mind, you are thinking that you are an iyawo (wife in the Yoruba language), not knowing you are girlfriend no. 9. ( U be Torres just to while away time ) 7. He spontaneously proposes to you after a short period of dating: They tell you that you are a wife material or even propose marriage so they can be living off their new working class babe. You would cook, clean and before you know it, you have turned to their provider. Their food, shelter, and clothing would be taken care of by the working class babe. They start with “Please, borrow me N10, 000, I would pay you back.” Next time, it’s N20, 000 and then it keeps increasing. Of course, the babe will never get her money back. If you are guilty of this, it’s not good o! It should be a joint effort. 8. He only remembers his babe on Thursdays: This is the time to remember all the hook-ups they have forgotten from Monday to Wednesday. They need to get a babe to turn up with during the weekend. If Halima doesn’t respond, Salewa will. After all there are many fishes in the sea. 9. He doesn’t have a proper job: This is not referring to the guys who genuinely work/hustle for their money from Monday to Friday to make ends meet. Thumbs up! This is for the guys who claim they work during the week but people still cannot point a finger on what they do. On Friday, they would be the first to update their status with: “Turn up weekend, TGIF”. 10. He’s always the first to pop bottles in the club: They are always the first to order bottles just to impress. When it’s time to pay, they would remember they have to go to the bathroom. It’s not by force to pop champagne. After popping and being forced to pay, they come home to eat noodles. Bear in mind that the money would have bought you a nice plate of jollof rice and a big fat chicken. So, there you have the Fake Abuja Big Boy, FABB away. |
musaajebor: haba, na fight?Ideologically Nigeria might be going back because a step forward and 3 steps backwards isn't development but in the rare sense Nigeria is progressing . Questions for the gods : is Nigeria a country or geographical expression ? |
The following is a report of the BBC on the just concluded Nigerian National Conference. It takes into consideration its achievements, its report and many other things. Read on: Some 500 Nigerian delegates have just finished five months of deliberations about the political system and future of a country which has seen bitter conflicts between its numerous ethnic, religious and linguistic groups. Analyst Abdullahi Tasiu Abubakar looks back at what the National Conference achieved. As the Nigerian government begins moves to implement the conference’s resolutions, many Nigerians are asking if the exercise was worthwhile. Experts question the viability of some of the decisions and the feasibility of their implementation. The delegates, drawn from all parts of the country and representing diverse interests, debated issues ranging from the contentious revenue-sharing formula to the divisive political structure of the nation. They passed more than 600 resolutions and produced a 10,335-page report, which has been submitted to President Goodluck Jonathan, who promised to implement them. “We shall send the relevant aspects of your recommendations to the Council of State and the National Assembly for incorporation into the constitution,” he told the delegates’ leaders. “On our part, we shall act on those aspects required of us in the executive.” ‘More united’ Their chairman, former Chief Justice Idris Kutigi, said fears that the conference would lead to the disintegration of the country had been dispelled. “We have held a National Conference and we are more united today than ever,” he said. Main recommendations from the National Conference: 1. Scrapping the current system of 774 local authorities – this is intended to save money and reduce corruption. States would be able to set up their own local systems 2.Creation of 18 new states – equally spread around the country. Also suggested that states wishing to merge can do so if certain conditions met 3. Revenue allocation – proposes reducing share of national income going to the federal government and increasing share for the states 4. Modified presidential system of government that combines the presidential and parliamentary systems of government. The president should pick the vice-president from the legislature 5. Power should be shared and rotated at all levels of government. Presidency should rotate between north and south and among the six geo-political zones of the country. Likewise, the governorship post should rotate among the three senatorial zones in each state Viewpoints on 100 years of Nigeria Head of the northern delegates Alhaji Ibrahim Coomassie said that whatever they did, they “did so for one Nigeria”. His southern counterpart Chief Edwin Clark said: “We came in, we came out and we conquered.” Mr Jonathan seems delighted by their words: “It is now very clear that as Nigerians, we have devised a way of addressing and resolving our differences amicably: We dialogue and dialogue until we agree.” But while the president and the delegates revel at what they see as the success of the conference, critics dismiss it as a diversionary tactic and waste of resources. They argue that conducting it just a few months ahead of general elections due next year and in the middle of a crippling Boko Haram insurgency was irrational. Reports about the insurgency and the Ebola virus that hit the country in July often overshadowed the conference. The outcome of the conference provides even more ammunition for the critics. They say it neither meets the expectations of those who want a restructuring of the country, nor does it satisfy the yearnings of those who prefer reform of the existing system. ‘Lofty intent’ There is also a question of legality raised by some of the delegates. Many of them, including Auwwalu Yadudu, a professor of law, have openly rejected an attempt to turn the resolutions into a draft constitution. Mr Yadudu said the conference “cannot discharge or exercise a mandate not conferred on it by law”. University of Lagos lecturer Wahab Shittu concurs, arguing that the absence of a legal framework has “made the lofty intent of the National Conference to be illusionary”. And even if legal backing is retrospectively provided for those issues that require it and others integrated into government policies, as seems to be the plan now, there are still issues of acceptability. Some of the fundamental changes proposed by the conference, such as scrapping the country’s 774 local authorities and creating an additional 18 states, were roundly rejected by many Nigerians. These changes – like several others such as altering the revenue-sharing arrangement and proposing a modified presidential system of government – require amendment of the constitution, which legal experts say is a long and tedious process. It is impossible to do it under the current government which faces elections in the next few months, senior legal practitioner Tahir Shehu told the BBC. “Constitutional amendment must be endorsed by the National Assembly and two-thirds of the states’ houses of assembly,” he said. “You can’t get that on any issue that has no clear national consensus. Scrapping local governments will not be one of them — nor will creation of additional states.” These are perhaps some of the issues envisaged by those who dubbed the conference a “jamboree” to underline what they regard as wastefulness. Right from the onset, the reported 7bn naira ($43m; £26m) budgeted for it – it is still unclear how much was actually spent as the tenure was extended to enable delegates to complete their work – was criticised by many Nigerians, including President Jonathan’s main rival in the last presidential election, former head of state General Muhammadu Buhari. “I do not think that at this time when governments are finding it difficult to pay salaries of workers, it can afford about 7bn naira to waste on a conference,” he said. Mohammed Haruna, the veteran columnist and former managing director of the New Nigerian Newspapers, has reviewed various post- independence conferences and concluded that “virtually every constitutional conference in this country has come with a hidden agenda by its convener and virtually all of them have come to grief”. Many feel this one will be no different to its predecessors. Source: BBC |
Pronmix: 2.#AwonEyaMi at work. #TheGuyMustBeEaingWithALongSpoon |
Much as there are bad guys out there, there bound to be girls. True love can melt the heart of any girl. Why do guys prefer one night stands like we are Hoe and why do the cheat ? Gals are the most Fragile hearted elements on it last bullet # Behind any bad gal there is a guy who thought her the game. |
temigracie: ...hmmmm...i wonder why you guys are not together anylonger....Maybe but let's karma work it this time around and dead tire of this -Ship stuff needs a #Man not a #guy. |
mencade5: naija ladies, changing men like sanitary pads since 1960Are u kidding me ? some men are more of sanitary pad anyway..... #NoInsult |
she needs a break #Thatsall |
datguru: Allu sure ? |
Mrcdorv: A man don't talk just anyhow,we contribute meaningfully and Op completely described real men.To be like that just have to study the world around.Gbam |
Dear Replacement, There are a few things I think you should know, as you are now the object of his affection. Don’t let it surprise you, how quickly you fall for him, and don’t be apprehensive in letting yourself fall. He’ll be there to catch you. Don’t let my Facebook page intimidate you. There were a lot of pictures of us, and while I hate to admit it, the pictures are a thing of the past. He’s taken down most of them by now. He may not talk about me to you; he didn’t talk to his friends about it when it ended, so I don’t know if they will know either. It was a beautiful, one-sided love story of the past, but you are his future now. We don’t know each other, and I am sure you already don’t like me. I resented you slightly when I first found out, but we do have something very wonderful in common, and it connects us whether we like to admit it or not. I won’t text him or like his posts on social media. I can’t tell you every secret because it took me time to figure that out myself. But just trust that there are reasons he doesn’t say what you want him to, and there are reasons he doesn’t do what you want. He will spoil you from time to time, but he is wise with his expenses; he spends money only when he needs to. You are going notice how he gets excited like a child when it comes to certain things and learn to hear giggle in his laugh. You’ll find out his favorite movie and he’ll make you sit through it; I know I couldn’t without falling asleep. You’ll notice how he loves watching movies and how he might do it more than going out. You will see him out drunk and he’ll get mad sometimes. He has a temper, as I’m sure you have noticed, so don’t take it personally. When he storms off, let him go and trust he’ll always come back with a smile and his bright blue eyes that make you look away. When he falls in love with you, let it not scare you when he cries because that’s the one thing that triggers those emotions in him. When he falls in love with you, you’ll notice you sleep better at night, and when it rains, his touch simply will vanish every fear. When that happens, you’ll almost look forward to simple things, such as walks because he’ll reach for your hand and you’ll blush because no glove has ever fit it so well. He’ll do whatever you ask of him and you’ll rarely fight. He doesn’t like advertising things like relationships and feelings, so don’t expect that of him, just know he does love you. He may not think of you at every moment, but you’ll cross his mind often enough. He has bigger dreams than he is confident enough to believe in, so it’s your job to tell him every day how handsome he is and how smart he is and that he is capable of it all. He won’t believe you, but don’t stop saying it. He’ll make you see the world in a new light, and you’ll start questioning things you never knew. He can’t cook, so don’t expect him to. You’ll find yourself laughing at his little catchphrases, and if you do something he doesn’t like, one eyebrow will raise and he’ll look at you without blinking. When you two are out, he’ll watch you the whole time and it’ll seem like you are the only one in the room. When you dance, it’ll seem perfect. Let none of this scare you and love him the way he deserves. He’ll tell you about the past and his mistakes, so it’s your job to take his hand and let him know you’re not judging him. He is a better person because of all of that, and he’s found you because of failed relationships in the past. I hope you love him the way he deserves and I hope he loves you as deeply as I thought he did me. I hope he’s honest with you in a way he never was with me, but most of all, I hope he gives you the fairytale I thought would once be my life. Also: Remember that I don’t dislike you, but if I’m being honest, I am jealous of you. I have found acceptance, but I’m also happy someone else gets a chance to experience what I did. I hope one day I can properly meet you. Like I said before, we have a connection that no one else can say they have and I’m sure you are a wonderful person. He looks at who a girl is first before falling in love with her appearance. It’s a rare quality in a man. I only ask one thing of you: Don’t hurt him the way he hurt me. I believe in karma and I believe people get what they send out to the world, but I never wish that pain upon anyone, especially him. You are dating the man of our dreams and I truly mean it when I say I hope it all works out for you. Sincerely, The Other Girl |
It’s the first date. Could you be any more nervous? As you pace around your room trying to find the perfect outfit, packing on the cologne and practicing what you’ll say in front of the mirror, you hope this one date will turn the girl into your girlfriend. You take one big, deep breath, look in the mirror one last time, grab some money from your father and head out to pick her up. Although you’re feeling nervous and excited at the same time, you’re mostly just happy she agreed to a date. You pull up to her place, knock on the door like a true gentleman and introduce yourself to her parents. You better listen when they give you both rules about what time she needs to be home; their daughter is in your hands. Feel accomplished and don’t take your responsibility for granted; gaining trust is hard and losing trust is easy. Gaining that trust back is nearly impossible. As you both start the night off with laughs and conversations about your teachers, you innocently have the best time of your lives. Nothing else matters at this point; you are both on the same page. There’s no rush now, like there is when you are just saying “hi” passing by in the school hallway. As you are still naive, you convince yourself that this is the girl you want to marry. Oh, young love, it’s a beautiful thing when you’re caught up in the moment. I won’t sugarcoat it for you: Everything falls apart if you don’t both put in the effort. Young love is a time to explore and you two might not be on the same wavelength for as long as you’d like. In the midst of it all a couple weeks later, the love turns to hate; you wonder when it happened. She’s moved on. Her heart latched on to someone else. But that’s how people are; they move on, and sadly, you’re the one left heartbroken. I can see it when you walk through the door from school, and when you go straight to your room and give me one-word answers after I ask, “How was your day?” When did your heartache take over your entire life? As your mom, I can assuredly say that there is a silver lining. Heartbreaks never last; take my word for it. That nauseating feeling at the pit of your stomach that keeps you up at night is brutal, I know. I’m older and more experienced with this crap, I promise. It’s the memories that make the pain so much worse. Those memories are engraved in your brain and only time can heal it all. Eventually you’ll mature, go to college and move on. You’ll meet plenty of ladies out and about while at sporting events or the bar (don’t forget the legal drinking age is 21). Between all of the emotions you felt with your very first love, I need you to understand one thing: I never want you to lose the confidence you had on that very first date. You know those exciting jitters you had before your first kiss, and that effort you made to stay up all night and talk on the phone even if you were tired? I want you to have those before every date you go on because when you meet the right girl and those same feelings happen every time you see her, you’ll know she’s the one. Those feelings won’t fade like they did with the wrong girls who broke your heart. Don’t let one heartbreak give you the same perception of every girl. Don’t bring the baggage from the last relationship to the next one because it’s just not fair. No, not every girl is the same; don’t ever say that. Everyone has his or her one true person; you just haven’t found yours yet. Please, don’t become an assh*le. Don’t be that one person who doesn’t open the door and pick up the check. Please, don’t lay your finger on a girl unless you are hugging her or kissing her or — when you find your true love, of course — undressing her. Please, don’t be that boy who takes her choice of wanting to take it slow as an insult. Take it slow; you’re still so young. Most importantly, choose wisely. Don’t sleep with every girl you get the chance to sleep with because when you’re mature and you find someone you really want to be with, your past matters. When you go through all of these heartbreaks, you will always get back on your feet and grow stronger as a person. With every struggle, you will learn more about yourself. You’ll realize that when you find your true love, get married and have a family, you will pass all of this advice along to your son. Looking on the other side, you’ll also want the same exact thing for your daughter. Above all, in the end, you’ll finally understand the difference between being a boy and being a man. Love you forevaaa and evvaaaa, The Number One Woman In Your Life (aka, your mom) P.S. Don’t forget you are babysiting tomorrow night; your dad and I are going on a date. XO |
Social media went into a frenzy sometime in May over the death sentence passed on 27-year-old Meriam Ibrahim who was accused of apostasy and adultery which led to an international outcry and eventually she was freed. From Ibrahim’s situation, the hard and sad truth is that we do not live in a world of religious freedom. In some parts of the world, converting from one religion to another which is not recognised by that country could mean segregation, barred from taking part in social activities and sometimes, death. According to AFK Insider, There are some countries in the world where your religion could mean a death penalty and here are 10 of them: 1. Afghanistan: In March 2006, Abdul Rahman, an Afghan citizen, converted to Christianity from Islam, and was facing the death penalty on an apostasy charge. Because the case drew international attention and criticism, it was eventually dropped on technical grounds after presidential intervention, but others have not been so lucky. Other converts were arrested throughout the past decade and their sentences have not been made public, assuming the worst. 2. Iran: According to intelligence reports, Iran deathsquads have been employed against those who renounced Islam, either for Christianity or a more neutral or atheist practice. As recently as 2008, 15 ex-Muslims who have since converted to Christianity were charged with apostasy and are still being held to determine their fate. Other known cases, such as Youcef Nadarkhani, have already been sentenced to death, among others. 3. Egypt: Due to the uncertain nature of the Egyptian government, it is unclear which laws exactly are being enforced, and if the government itself or the population at large is behind all arrests and sentencing. But in 2006, members of parliament expressed the opinion that all members of the Bahá’í Faith were infidels, and should be killed on the spot. Similarly, a 2010 poll showed that 84 percent of Egyptians who identified as Muslim believed that anybody who renounced Islam in the country should be executed. 4. Maldives: Freedom of religion in the Maldives is extremely limited, as Islam is the recognized state religion and few others are tolerated. In 2010, philosophy student Mohamed Nazim openly declared that his studies had forced him to renounce Islam and identify instead as atheist. After his immediate arrest and subsequent death sentence, he publicly reverted to Islam to avoid that fate. 5. Pakistan: The death penalty may be issued in Pakistan for merely publicly denouncing any aspect of the Islam. Speaking in opposition to Islam, publishing material that attacks the prophets, desecrating the Quran, or speaking out against Muhammad may all be punishable by life imprisonment or death. Any actions made that are seen as even attempting to influence somebody else’s commitment to Islam are also punishable by extreme prison sentences. 6. Saudi Arabia: In Saudi Arabia, one is considered Muslim whether or not he/she identifies as such; children born to Muslim fathers are by law deemed Muslim. Therefore, anybody who converts from Islam to another religion, or denounces Islam in any way, is considered to have committed apostasy and could be sentenced to death. Speaking out against Sunni Islam in any sense is also punishable by death. 7. Mauritania: Proselytizers in Mauritania face a serious danger. While there is no direct law that bans non-Muslims from proselytizing within the country’s borders, many laws prohibit material from being distributed and severely restrict the right to free speech regarding the topic. Therefore, anybody who violates these rules may be facing extreme punishment, and proselytizers have been attacked by extremists operating outside of the government’s authority. 8. Yemen: In Yemen, as in other Islamic countries, the act of denouncing Islam is not just seen as a crime in itself, but as an attack against the state and an act of undermining the government. For instance, in 2006, two imams were sentenced to death for peacefully opposing certain faith-based groups. The president eventually pardoned them after public criticism, but the case was only one among many at that time. 9. Kuwait: While the country openly states that religious freedom exists within its borders, aspects of Shariah law make this difficult to believe. Several individuals have been sentenced to time in prison for denouncing or converting from Islam, and the parliament voted in 2012 to make blasphemy punishable by death for Muslims. Though the Council of Ministers rejected this amendment to the criminal code, it is still debated in government offices. 10. Bangladesh: Bangladesh’s nearly 90-percent Islamic majority makes it difficult for other minority groups, who often feel ostracized. While there is no government enforcement of capital punishment for not abiding by Islam, there have been many instances of extremist violence against non-Muslims that were not tried by the courts. There are also instances of societal abuses against minorities, who are shut out of public office, employment opportunities, and more. |
Ladies, real men do exist – and not those poor excuses you’re used to dating either. There are fully grown-ass men in this world and they would love to be with you. The truth is that you don’t have to settle for whatever boy comes your way. In fact, you shouldn’t settle; you’re doing yourself a real injustice. If you’re going to be with a man then be with a grown-ass man. Simply put, they’re better for you. They’re more fun. They’re more reliable. And they’re better in bed. There really is no reason to date the schmucks you’ve been dating. Although,to be fair, it can be hard to tell the difference – especially at first glance. But with time, it’s easy to separate the men from the boys. In case you need a little extra help, here’s a checklist for you: 1. His apartment looks like an apartment. Not a frat house. Not a zoo. Not a garbage dump, but an actual apartment. He doesn’t necessarily have to have his own place. Nor does it need to be extravagantly furnished, but you should be able to distinguish the floor from the rest of the place. Grown men take pride in surrounding themselves with an environment that supports an active and healthy lifestyle. If he’s too lazy to keep his place clean then he’s definitely too lazy for the more important things in life. 2. He does what he does because he loves to do it - He’s more than capable of motivating himself. This isn’t to say that a guy working at McDonald’s isn’t a grown-ass man. Unless,of course, that’s where he plans on staying. It’s really all about the plan. Grown men have plans to get themselves from point A to point B. More importantly still, they are driven to do so. 3. He doesn’t ever need a Baby-sitter. No matter how drunk he is, no matter the situation… if your man is able to take care of himself and get his sh*t done, then he’s a grown man. If you’re dating a guy who needs you to carry him home after a night out or to keep a leash on him so he doesn’t go off an do something stupid, then I think you know the kind of guy you’re dating. 4. When he has a problem, he speaks his mind – and does so calmly and respectively. You see, grown men don’t just go about agreeing with everything their women say. They have a mind of their own and they’re more than happy to speak their opinions. However, they do so respectfully and are always open to hearing your thoughts on the matter. 5. He has his priorities straight – and you know you are most definitely one of them. Guys who are lost in life aren’t much more than boys. Men have direction. Boys have playtime. If your man knows what he wants out of life and gives all those things that are most important to him attention and care, then you have yourself a winner. 6. He takes care of himself – Body and Mind. His body is his temple and his mind is his high-priest. He lives by his own religion – his own philosophies. He understands that in order to feel good, you have to feel healthy. He’s a well-oiled machine, inside and out. 7. He supports you and your dreams, always encouraging you and keeping things positive. It’s the men who tell you that you can’t do something, that you can’t accomplish something, who are poisonous. Grown men don’t like to use the word “can’t,” especially when it comes to the women they love. 8. He doesn’t complain because he knows complaining doesn’t yield results. He puts his nose to the grind and produces results. Bitching is for bitches. He’s a grown-ass man. 9. He makes decisions, but he’s more than comfortable with allowing you to take the wheel. There is never a need to have one of those pointless “what do you want to do?”, “I don’t know, whatever you want to do” conversations. If you ask him what he wants to do, he gives you options, not a question or a volley in response. 10. When he has you alone, he isn’t interested in anything other than you. He’s not concerned with the show on TV, the music on the radio or anything other than getting you undressed. He’s a man, an animal. And he is more than keen to let the animal out to play. 11. He admits that he is wrong when he is wrong. He doesn’t point fingers or try to maneuver out of the situation. He understands that being wrong is part of human nature. There’s no shame in it. He understands that you can’t learn if you can’t admit you’re wrong. 12. He knows your value and appreciates you for you. He doesn’t just tell you he loves you – he shows you he loves you. To him, you are a part of his life. You are an extension of him. He cares about you and knows that words fall short of the emotions he feels for you. He’s not shy to show you he loves you because you are one of the most important aspects of his life. |
After a leaked picture of two mysterious marmaids were found in Nkandla's fire pool, which claims to be alive and kicking. One of EFF’s members, Julius Malema, has accused President Jacob Zuma of practicing witchcraft. A leaked picture of the mysterious mermaids has been circulating social networks throughout the week, with many expressing their shock while others painted the gory photo as fake. However, in a statement issued by presidential spokesman, Mac Maharaj, the two mermaids were confirmed as real. “The president of the republic, Jacob Zuma, would like to set on record that although the two mermaids were discovered in a pool situated inside his Nkandla homestead, he was not aware of their existence. The Office of the Presidency will be in a better position to comment once an investigation by the security cluster has been concluded,” the statement read in part. Opposition parties, particularly the EFF, were quick to accuse Zuma of witchcraft, sighting that he used the mermaids to protect him from being recalled from the seat of power. “In the black community, we have what we call “ukuthwala – ho rwala”. People would consult sangomas for power and protection, which often comes in a form of muti and/or a snake which lives in a bedroom no one is allowed to go into. “It all makes sense now. Zuma was accused of rape, fraud and corruption with hard core evidence presented before the court of law, but still walked free…. His mermaids protected him,” Malema told reporters. The two mermaids were allegedly executed and transported to an undisclosed research laboratory in Durban.
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At first, I was reluctant to post this, because at the sight of his pieced face I was irritated... But I have not choice thou.... The Information Technology, IT, worker who was recognized in 2012 by the Guinness Book of Record as world's most pierced man with 435 piercings plus two horns on his forehead, was billed to make an appearance at a hotel in Dubai but on arriving the Emirate airport, he was not cleared by the immigration officers. Instead he was immediately whisked into an Istanbul flight en-route Germany. A spokesman for the hotel where Buchholz was scheduled to appear said its management had failed “despite all its attempts” to win permission for him to enter the emirate. Airport officials gave no reason why he was refused entry into the emirate. Rudolf who vowed never to return to Dubai, left his luggage behind in Dubai....LMAO
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This is to inform the general public that UNIABUJA is holding her post UTME screening on Friday 22/08/14 and Saturday 23/08/14 at main campus along airport road Abuja. Eligibility All students that chose Uniabuja as their first or second choice Requirements for Uniabuja 2014/2015 Post-UTME Screening. All interested Candidates are to come to the screening venue along with the following documents: - Jamb Result Slip (Original and Photocopies), - WAEC/NECO/NABTEB Certificate/Statement of results (Original and Photocopies). - 2(two) passport size photographs. - A Bank draft of N1,000 (Payable to ‘The University of Abuja’). Student are hereby advised to visit any of the below banks for their bank drafts: ECOBANK, ACCESS BANK, FIRST BANK GTBank |
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Worried by the socio-economic challenges facing the country, especially in the area of insecurity, witches and wizards in the country converged on Afuze, Edo State, where they declared that 'enough is enough'. Saturday Sun reports that the leader and spokesman of Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria, (WITZAN), Dr. Okhue Iboi, said the emergency meeting held by his members was not only aimed at discussing the various challenges but also to chart a way forward for the country. "Witches and Wizards in Nigeria are deeply worried by what is going on in the country especially Boko Haram insurgency. As stakeholders in the Nigerian project, we can no longer afford to fold our hands while the nation burns. Enough is enough", he declared. While saying that the Boko Haram issue was one of the issues that dominated discussions at their meeting, Iboi said it was witches and wizards from Borno, Adamawa and Yobe states that urged the association to convene the emergency meeting. According to him: "Our bi-annual meeting was actually supposed to come up in first week of October, but our fellow brothers and sisters from these three North eastern states made passionate appeal to our general assembly imploring us to discuss Boko Haram matter. Witches and wizards in Adamawa. Borno and Yobe states want us to intervene, to help cage Shekau and his blood-thirsty lieutenants". Speaking on the outcome of their deliberations, the 55-year-old wizard declared that the days of Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau, were numbered adding that he would be captured before the end of December and paraded on the streets of Abuja and Maiduguri for the whole world to see. "We witches and wizards in Nigeria have sealed the fate of Shekau. His days are numbered. He will be captured before the end of December, and contrary to the image and impression he has been creating that he is a warrior, after his capture, he will start singing like a canary bird". Not done yet with his revelations, Iboi, said that Shekau, upon his arrest, will mention some powerful people who are his sponsors. "An ordinary eye can't see what we are seeing in the coven world. Witches and wizards have put Shekau on our radar. There is no peace for him again until the day of his arrest", he said. Urging Nigerians to remain steadfast and not to panic, the witches' spokesman added that the parents of the missing Chibok girls will soon have cause to smile. "Those girls are coming back home. They will be rescued, but it is sad that I have to say here that not all of them are coming back. They are not being held in the same place, some are in Niger, and some are in Cameroon while others are in Chad and Nigeria" , he added. Iboi, who said Nigerians should not doubt the witches' declaration or revelations on the state of affairs in Nigeria, recalled instances where they foretold certain events and they later came to pass. He cited their advice to former Vice President Atiku Abubakar, which he claimed was published in two national newspapers, not to contest the PDP presidential primaries with President Goodluck Jonathan because he would lose; Sanusi Lamido's unceremonious exist from office as CBN Governor and defections across the political divide. "Witches don't speak from both sides of the mouth, and what is not revealed to us in our meetings, we will never say it was revealed to us. We seldom speak out on national issues, we only speak when it is necessary to do so, and we do so out of patriotism", Iboi said. On the anxiety over 2015, the spokesman urged Nigerians to remain calm. "Nigerians should rejoice. This nation will not break up. Witches and wizards carried out some intercessory spiritual work in Arusa, Tanzania, and New Delhi, in India over this issue, and luckily our brethren, that is fellow witches there, joined hands with us, and it was resolved that Nigeria should not break up. Forget about any American prediction, Nigeria will not break up. There may be pockets of crisis here and there, but they will be election related violence". The association, which threw its weight behind President Jonathan's 2011 election bid, said he would win again come 2015, although there would be pockets of violence in reaction to his victory. "Jonathan will win re-election. Although there will be pockets of violence, Jonathan will win. I will also have to appeal to Buhari and Tinubu, they should not waste their money, time and energy on the poll. They should go home and rest. They should forget about becoming President or Vice President of Nigeria. APC will still lose more governors to PDP before this year runs out", he foretold. . 0 |
Can't wait for Psquare 6th Album with Don Jazzy if it ever going to happen. Its gonna play for decades see tweet below.
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