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When we will all rest from this Tax bill wahala?

As far as the bill won't affect the prices of condoms, lubricants and hook-up business I will be very OK. Insha-Allah


The North will go against anything that will stop them from breeding like RATS. To raise army of child-voters for their elections
I guess they is a part of the bill that covers that part that is why they are angry. TAX EVERY FAMILY WITH MORE THAN 3 CHILDREN

Modified: 666 is the number

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No woman can convince me that their violent husband didn't show signs of a beast during dating or courtship.


GIVE THIS WOMAN THREE DAYS SHE WILL GO BACK TO THAT HUSBAND AGAIN.

If you want to be unfortunate in this life, just encounter a woman that truly and sincerely love, I mean real love you know what I mean.

Naturally a woman in love is so foolish that she trade her brain for unreal fantasies in marriage that only exist in her small mosquito brain. The most stupid thing, is that she will so love her man that everyone around her will know she is stupid and mad, at a point she will know that she is mad and foolish, but it will be already too late to stop.

She have fallen totally into an addiction far worst than coke, ice or cigas.

I love my wife (My Queen), but she love me to a fault that scare me a lot. She love me for no just F*cking stupid reason.
I can do anything and go free with my wife, she will support me even when she know I am not saying the truth. I can never be wrong in her eyes (It is sometime very annoying shaaa.)


I SWEAR ON TINUBU TESTICLES THAT THAT WOMAN WILL GO BACK AND FALL MORE IN LOVE WITH HER HUSBAND AFTER 3 DAYS. YOU PEOPLE THAT WANTED THE HUSBAND ARRESTED WILL BECOME THE NEW ENEMIES OF THEIR MARRIAGE

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They should lock the EWU up and swallow the key or better still give it to Putin.

We from the South-East donate him to be used as an instrument for testing chemical and biological weapon in Finland.

When he die, his flat brain should be donated to psychiatrist and psychologist to study pre-mumuness traumatic stress and identity disorder (pre-MTSID)

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This is a welcome development and need applauds.

I will like our honorable Senate and house or Representative to also look into the matter in Nigeria.
Majority of them are already their customers (a good example my father in-law).

This hardworking ladies with the fear of god here in Nigeria need job security and pension too.
They work harder, smarter and dedicated than any of their colleagues found in any part of the world.

If not for hook-up business, Nigeria would have been fighting a civil war by now, the economy would have been more worst than this.
But our wonderful and hard working hook-girls have saved the economy and brought unity, peace and progress to our beloved nation.

HOW? their customers (Men) will hustle sweat under the sun to make money just to enjoy few rounds of Knacking, this ladies will collect their fee from their male customers and use the money to buy stuffs from shops, markets etc mostly owned by men, who will later go back again to give them the money for another wonderful services, therefore building the economy through trading, also making the men ignore, avoid or even forget about protest or any form of conflicts that may lead to up raising. Nigeria also export hook-up workers through Edo-ports to Italy and the rest, therefore increasing our IGR.

Hook-up business generate 95% of Lagos revenue and 97% of Abuja revenue and also 99% of all South-East and South-south revenue.
In the North it generate 94.5% of their revenue -Reno Omokri, 2024


After petroleum, Hook-up business and yahoo-yahoo is the next biggest mineral resource in the country presently.
The Government should do well by giving them job security and also tax them too.

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Thank god for people like me that is already married to a wonderful woman, she is my queen, my world and my everything.
She gave me everything including two cute, beautiful Stars and Angels worth more than gold, diamond, platinum put together.


I am so much privilege to F*ck all this generation girls, ladies, women and B!tches dastardly and bastardly (Married and Unmarried).

As I have been doing, I will keep on twisting, stretching and expanding their over used kpekus for their future yahoo and SIMP husbands.
I will keep cumming in their mouth, on their face, I will not stop to ravage their A*sses & P*ssies, I will keep on pressing and sucking out everything left in their bathroom slippers breast and render it milk-less for their unborn children. I will cum raw into their p*ssy get them pregnant and pay quack doctors to destroy their womb for their useless SIMP yahoo-yahoo husbands.

I will invite my friends, staffs and neighbors to ride a train on them (With their consent) After paying them very well!!
I will make sure their Kpekus become so wide like the Brazil Maracana Stadium

As this generation want to be useless. People like me will keep on making it happen

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To be frank this is pure lies

It's like getting a white man arrested for calling a black man Niggar (Which cannot happen)

A pastor saying ladies and gentlemen won't get him arrested, but he might offend the lgbtqrstuvwzymnabcd community but won't lead to an arrest by the police.

Please our Daddy G.O should just respect himself by keeping quite sometimes, the lies is becoming too much.

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None at all

I am OK and happy with all my bad habits.

You can only leave one bad habit for another worst one.

Imagine me leaving womanizing for gambling.

I will just commit suicide.

Allah forbid!!

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Tinubu look more feminine than this dude.

I won't allow this dude touch me with a very long pole on a normal, talk less to sleep on the same bed in the same room

God forbid!!!

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This OP is just being Sarcastic. Good job OP

Note as an Old Gee No conscious woman on earth f*ck any man by mistake ask my cousin Mr. Baltasar Ebang Ebonga.

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Please, who are the !diots innovating all this nonsense in weddings?

Are weddings now charity & fund raising gathering?

When me and my lovely queen & wife had our wedding almost 10years ago.
We matched in, made a toast, entertained our guest (Cake, food & drinks), danced, collected gift, thanked our guests, everybody find there way home.

All this rubbish poverty money raising games filled with time wasting need to stop.

Time will come many will avoid attending weddings because of all this rubbish

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What a night to be a Liverpool Fan.

Barca did the killing
Liverpool did the butchering


Liverpool for life since 1999! England

Barca for life since 2004! Spain

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This can only happen when a Man F*ck his grand mother mate


A man who can marry a woman who can be his grand mother can never be trusted.

Because if he see a fresh sweet sixteen girl he will switch allegiance.

The French president is a Sisi-B!tch, at least he should have waited a week or two before all this


B!tch A*ss White-Negro

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Women take things too serious, I still wonder how they live longer than men?


I have overheard my employees calling me Ashawo oga, Womanizer, Wifi-Pen!s, Abuja People Cork (APC) and so on, behind my back. (To be frank they are telling the truth)

Did I sack them NO!
Did I query them NO!
Did I treat them badly NO!

They are hard working and are giving me good returns, I will accept all those name as far as my business is growing with their help.
Their December Bonuses are still intact and their salary increments will be starting hopefully March next year.

Even in school we gave our teachers, lecturers etc funny names too
Insult changes nothing, ignore and move on

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When you tell this men to stop watching porn and masturbating while driving they won't listen

Now see what the EWU has done?

Break failure my foot

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May God bless our gallant Military and Para-military bothers and sister.


My only issue is that, how long will they be repelling those Bastards.
Why always wait for the enemies to strike?
They should carry the battle to the enemies stronghold like the IDF, US Marines and Russian Army.

It is more stressful defending than attacking.


I wish them safety and Allah protection.

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If you think Porn, drug, alcohol is addictive try gambling

When I see gamblers, I thank my God he pitied me and made me a womanizer instead of a gambler.\

A gambler is a natural !diot, !mbecile, born by mistake entity with no commercial value.
Gamblers are waste of space and resources and should be treated as terrorist.

I know a man who had 5 Big spare part shops across 5 big cities in Nigeria (North, South, East and West). This man travel to Germany and China like taking a walk to his backyard.

Currently, he is now so broke that his wife is now feeding and clothing him and the family from the Boutique business he opened for her when they got married, because of GAMBLING.

I overheard he steals his wife money to go and gamble, If she give him money to help her pay their children school fees, he will disappear with the money to play Sporty, Aviator, horse race or whatever.

In-fact, the only property he has not been able to sale is their house they currently live in and the Mansion he built in the Village.


Giving $10K for VISA Processing is Madness
Collecting $10K and spending it on gambling is Irredeemable Madness

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With hunger all things are possible.

Our able Daddy OBJ is getting old and weak everyday, and one day the creator will call him home soon,

If am in his Son shoes, I will even apologize to Satan for rebuking him in the name of God.

Don't insult him, he is fighting for his own portion of inheritance

WISDOM

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Whaaaat?!!!

This lady don cause family fight for Lagos from today to December 31st.

Thank God she didn't mention Abuja, because I am sure I would have been among the top 5 in the 65% in her DM

I know this B!tch on Only Fan

B!tch charged me $100 to see her nude

For weyting? Is your over size boobs and Kpekus coated with Diamonds

B!tch if you are on NL. Know this, I won't pay even $1 to see your worn out Kpekus


WTF?!

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Dear Boss,

You just wasted your time sharing this sad story

Nigerians won't hear, go to Europe and see them suffering like animals and 99% of them were warned.

When I travel out of the country, I avoid suffering Nigerians like EBOLA patient

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The day, I visited my wife and saw her Gym instructor in Sweden.

I gave her federal warning not to ever visit that gym again.
In-fact, I told her to start using Youtube videos for her exercise, and only visit the gym for her personal exercises without an instructor

My sweet wife were I suffer get, Make won gym instructor with strong nyash and Dinosaur gbola no come collect am from me

I have to say this; If you see the Guy's shape of dick in the tight short he wore, I was highly impressed and flabbergasted, some people are not suppose to live among human, I am 100% sure that that guy was a Horse or Donkey in his past life

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The last time I lodged and will ever lodge in an Hotel in Nigeria is this date;- 4/11/2023 (I made sure I bookmarked this date in my brain).

They is a Money draining spirit in Transcop Hilton Hotel here in Abuja.
That Demon there is very powerful.

The girl I took there wasn't a normal Nigerian girl who love to spend money (Maybe because her mum is Portuguese).

I still spent roughly about 2.5 -3 Milly. for 1 week, and I can't even account for what I spent for or what I spent on.
DEBIT, DEBIT, DEBIT, Continuous DEBIT

If you are wise listen to the OP advice, I believe some hotel owners are now using Black magical powers in their business.

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As far as you are a woman, I like everything about you.

In fact, to be sincere, I LOVE YOU FOR NO REASON & FIND YOU ATTRACTING AS FAR AS YOU HAVE A P*SSY.



Even if you have a smelling Kpekus, I will wear Gas Mask or Nose Mask to Dive in it

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YES & YES distinguish Senator Aliero is very right. They have been chased out with the collaboration of the affected communities.
(I got this information from a very reliable source).

They are things that I heard that won't be shared here due to security reasons.

MAY GOD BLESS OUR GALLANT MILITARY AND PARA-MILITARY MEN AND WOMEN

The far North don't joke with terrorism again, If you do anyhow you go collect.


My only issue is that terrorist are Guerrilla fighter. They will run to Niger, regroup and strike again. I just pray that the Nigerien government can eradicate them from their own end. INSHA-ALLAH

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They should have given her Hijab and face cover too.

Because she is too beautiful and pretty to expose such anus looking face and tooth pick body like that


Why is that dude in White smiling at her like a Sex starve maniac

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Dear Men,

As an Old Gee, When a woman says No, It means No (When it come to Kpekus matter).

And if she later accept due to your constant persuasion, know it is a trap set aside to be utilized in the future.

Only foolish men can't swallow a woman rejection.

Some women don't like celebrities or rich men or even handsome men.

So when she reject your advances, Just dust your sandals and Ball like a King

RAPE ARE MEANT FOR SIMPs AND WEAKLINGS

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Do not underrate government.
I was tipped from a reliable source three weeks ago that a well known wanted terrorist will be arrested soon outside the country.

I least expected that it will be this flat table tennis bat headed dude.

This guy and his militia have destroyed once vibrant cities and town in collaboration with some unexposed and uninformed illiterates in the South East. My pretty Wanyi-Ucha side chick Ijeoma can no longer travel home.

If you don't support this IDIOT EWU arrest may you never find peace in your life.

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Sometimes when I see Nigerians Bash each other because of Tribe,
I wonder why they get angry when Ghanaians or South Africans do the same to them.

A man innocently wore a cloth (Trade-mark) to pay respect to a late colleague.

IDIOT VAGABONDS have turn it to ISREAL vs PALESTINE War.

Is it so hard to mind your business of joblessness?. Must people comment in every news that flies??

Now I accept that hungry have manufactured more MUMUs like me since Tinubu came to office, at least my own MUMU is on bail, some people MUMU in Nigeria has been sentenced to Life Imprisonment

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When they have aborted all the eggs in their womb during their youthful and fresh years.
F*cking the hottest guys in high school, going about F*cking in Frat parties, In house Parties, Halloween Parties, Sex-Orgy Parties, graduation parties etc. In short, F*cking in everything that have the name "PARTY" attached to it.

They will Divorce, Re-marry, Divorce Re-marry again, Divorce- Remarry all over again till they reach their evening Newspaper age.

They will end up scouting for SIMP- F*ckboy or F*ckMan to be oiling their MILF- Kpekus, the so called F*ckboy will be given a dog neck tag called Husband and will willingly accept stupid rules like Open Marriage, Couple swapping, Cockholding, Girls night out parties and now another new name DINK or na SINK


I lived and schooled in the US.
The weakest and the most stupidest men on earth can only be found in the US.
An American man can permit his wife to go and F*ck her gym instructor because she told him that she feel like doing it

Forget about Hollywood those Americans are very weird mostly the whites

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The OP is still a novice in the game


Hook up girls that can lie more than the devil himself.


Mister Man F*ck, pay and go,
the next customer is waiting.
Why wasting her time and Kpekus asking and listening to all her gibberish none sense stories
Are you a psychologist or Counsellor?

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No wonder!!
All those women were undergoing screening exercise to become the next first lady.

While, His wife was also screening men for future First lady's-F*ck boy. (Like one governor during Buhari's tenure)

Sale a woman the most stupid idea on earth and you will f*ck her till your penis bleed. I once told a lady here in Abuja that I am one of the secret cabal in Tinubu government. Yeye sent me her nudes the next day without even requesting (As foolish as what I told her sound).


Let me digress a little; That Ebang dude Penis cap look like one of my staff nose. I laughed throughout today when I noticed it.

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The scores is still Ebanga FC 400 Vs 1 Ebanga Wife United


Walai talai, As an Old Gee.

I said it, I said it

I knew the wife is cheating too when I saw their family pic.
She knew the husband has been F*cking numerous women so she went for her own revenge F*cking spree without the Ebanga knowledge.

I am also confident that 2 - 3 out of his 6 Kids are not the Ebanga dude own.

From my experiences with numerous women they can F*ck a lizard or a mosquito when they are angry or when they are happy with their man.
Meaning they can F*ck anybody for any stupid reason at all.

NOTE: A woman don't need to like or love you to F*ck, If you meet her when she is ovulating and Hot you will F*ck her