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I think some ladies also has this bad nature.

Ladies, comment on this na

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Is it adviceable for couples to sleep in different bedrooms? And why did many couple do this?

Under tight security. It was great today as the number one citizen of nigeria storms the number one university in Nigeria,OAU Ile ife. Students of Oau ran to the sport complex of the university just to have a glimpse of Mr president. About three helicopters landed on the pitch (the fourth landed after his arrival) of the sport complex,out of which should contain Mr president. But unfortunately,Jonathan was not in any of those helicopters. The students were disappointed . Few munites later the convoy conveying MR president arrived through the main entrance of the university and procceded to the Oduduwa hall of the university alongside ooni of Ife. After Few moments r of waiting,he came out of the building and moved to the pitch of the sport complex in his convoy which was later parked very close to his helicopter, which prevented people from seeing him clearly. He moved in and 'flew off' after the other three helicopter had taken off first. He must have come to seek favour from the ooni ahead of the 2015 presidential election.

In a simple English,see common things that make you infertile or even sterile as a man. Most of it are caused by you.
1)BLUETOOTH DEVICES: many men are fond of making calls or listening to musics via bluetooth. This is dangerous as many sperms would be killed by this ray and your sperm count can be greatly reduced as a result, especially when the phone is in your pocket trouser.
2)EXCESSIVE CYCLING- excessive bicycling is dangerous. This is due to the fact that the repeated upward-downward movement of the leg on the pedal can strain the spermatic duct and could lead to poor erection.
3)WEARING OF TIGHTENED BOXER- The main reason why the testes is located outside the body is to enable it have a cooler temperature. Therefore,wearing a tight boxer could push the testes and cause them to be moved upward closer to the body which is always at a higher temperature. This temperature is not favourable to the testes and it can lead to poor sperm production and would subsequently lead to death of many spermatozoa.
4)LAPTOPS: This can cause low sperm counts. Puting laptops on your laps during operation can lead to increase in temperature and deaths of many sperms. Ensure you Put you laptop on the table not on your laps.
5)TYPE OF PROFESSION: There are some jobs that requires excessive sitting. When a man sits down for long, there would be an increase in temperature in your trousers as a result of excessive contact between it and the chair. As usual, this can affect sperm production.
In one word, exposure of the testes to heat (eg A MAN COVERING HIMSELF WITH THICK BLANKET WHILE SLEEPING, SITTING TOO CLOSE TO FIRE OR HEAT eg a man who engages in business like suya making,akara baking,some metal manufacturing companies,and also sitting close to a cooker while cookingis equally dangerous) would adversely affect sperm production.
6)MASTURBATION- a man who engages in sex with his wife after just masturbating may not produce enough sperm to make a baby because most of the sperm are already ejected out making the semen not active enough. Such men has to wait for some hours(depending on how much he masturbated) to enable the lost sperm to be replenished.
7)SUGARY FOOD- This may affect proper erection if it is being consumed excessively.
ALCOHOL,SMOKING,DRUGS- This can equally affect men's fertility.
9) INJURY TO THE TESTES- Many athletes like footballer etc often wear a protective cap on their scrotum. This is to reduce the gravity of damage that could be done to the testes if hit. The testes is highly sensitive.. So if you were hit down there, run quickly to the doctor whether you experience great pain or not. If proper and emergency treatment is not given, the testis may die in some case within 30 munites and this may force the affected testis to be removed leaving you with only one testis. This could lead to sterility if both testes were involved. Therefore,go to the doctor if you experience any slight pain,swolleness in your balls.
10) HEREDITARY FACTOR- Hmm...Some men has problem in given birth due to genetics. Such men need to see a doctor for proper check up counselling.

Ladies during courtship should caution their boyfriends of some of these bad habit of theirs. Most of these habits may have caused serious havoc especially if it had been developed from early childhood.

Raiders:
No. It don't matter. As long as your university is NUC accredited no employer will discriminate you. Employers consider the grade you graduated with not the school you attended

hmmm...are u saying a first-class product of UI is the same with a first-class product of KWASU?

Hmmmm-https://www.nairaland.com/2004424/does-higher-institution-graduated-matter

Mtcheewww! https://www.nairaland.com/1999906/ladies-dont-too-happy---its-complete

Neco kee

Fraih:
That's why he opened this thread...
So what urgent help do you suggest?

lol u scared. U don't wanna be victim

pappy2000:
Should I marry out of pity

mtcheww! U need to be taken to the mopo or to the barack to be seriously dealth with. Seriously,You need koboko!. Why do u deceive her initially when u know u won't marry her? I advise you to break off the rel. It is dangerous to marry someone u don't love.

These are few tips to follow in order to pass a job interview
1) DO NOT ARRIVE LATE NOR TOO EARLY- Arriving too late to the venue of the interview is very dangerous and risky, and likewise your employer may think you are too desperate if you arrive too early. The best is to arrive some few munites to the time you were asked to come for the interview.
2)DRESS MODERATELY- Have you heard of ''love at first sight?" Your employer can start developing great interest in you based on how moderate you dressed. Likewise, ladies should not apply to much make-up, you never can tell the person that would interview you may be DLBC member which frowns at this.
3) DO NOT USE TO MUCH PERFUME- The odour can be very irritating to your employer. Your employer wouldn't want to employ you due to this. And some may regard it as sign of pride and unseriousness.
4)DO NOT COMPLAIN UNNECCESARY- Do not complain of the bad things the gate man did to you while you are about to enter the company. Do not complain how the worker refused to give you seat to sit when you arrived and so on. Neither should you give suggestions regarding to those complains.
5)KNOW ABOUT THE COMPANY YOU ARE GOING FOR THE INTERVIEW- Imaging you are going for interview in Shell and you were asked "can you briefly tell us few things shell Nig plc had achieved this year and the impact of those things to Nigeria economy'' failure to answer those questions correctly could be adverse. As many employer would count you as an unserious person.
6)DO NOT SPEAK EVIL OF YOUR PREVIOUS BOSS WHO HAD SACKED YOU- Do not call him bad names. Do not discourse how he hate you and the evil he had done to you/your family and why he made you loose your former job. Your new employer may not believe you especially if he knew your previous boss to be gentle,kind and loving. He may think you are blackmailing or rebelling him and this may course him not to give you the job as he would be afraid you can do the same to him.
7)BE MEEK AND HUMBLE-Do not refer yourself to as Prince,princess,pastor etc Except you were asked to do so. Do not chew chewing gum or start fanning yourself.
8 )DO NOT GIVE A LONG OR TOO SHORT ANSWER- Don't start saying unneccesary story on and on and on as this can bore you employer. And likewise ordinary saying 'yes' or 'no' to most questions is not quite appropriate rather give few details about those answers.
)DO NOT INTERRUPT THE EMPLOYER- Some people are in the habit of finishing words/sentense for others. Allow your employer to speak and wait for the time he ask you to talk.
10)DO NOT JUMP TO SALARY- Do not mention of the salary you would be expecting untill you were asked to do so. And also, do not mention a huge amount of money that may scare your employer as this may cause him not to give you the job. Since, he can't afford such.
11)MASTER WHAT IS IN YOUR CV- Imaging you asked your English o'level grade and you replied C4. And your employer replied ''but it was C5 that you typed here'' This may seriously annoy your employer.In order to prevent such mistake, endeavour to master you CV and Resume very well before the interview.
Other tips are highly welcome

These are few tips to follow in order to pass a job interview
1) DO NOT ARRIVE LATE NOR TOO EARLY- Arriving too late to the venue of the interview is very dangerous and risky, and likewise your employer may think you are too desperate if you arrive too early. The best is to arrive some few munites to the time you were asked to come for the interview.
2)DRESS MODERATELY- Have you heard of ''love at first sight?" Your employer can start developing great interest in you based on how moderate you dressed. Likewise, ladies should not apply to much make-up, you never can tell the person that would interview you may be DLBC member which frowns at this.
3) DO NOT USE TO MUCH PERFUME- The odour can be very irritating to your employer. Your employer wouldn't want to employ you due to this. And some may regard it as sign of pride and unseriousness.
4)DO NOT COMPLAIN UNNECCESARY- Do not complain of the bad things the gate man did to you while you are about to enter the company. Do not complain how the worker refused to give you seat to sit when you arrived and so on. Neither should you give suggestions regarding to those complains.
5)KNOW ABOUT THE COMPANY YOU ARE GOING FOR THE INTERVIEW- Imaging you are going for interview in Shell and you were asked "can you briefly tell us few things shell Nig plc had achieved this year and the impact of those things to Nigeria economy'' failure to answer those questions correctly could be adverse. As many employer would count you as an unserious person.
6)DO NOT SPEAK EVIL OF YOUR PREVIOUS BOSS WHO HAD SACKED YOU- Do not call him bad names. Do not discourse how he hate you and the evil he had done to you/your family and why he made you loose your former job. Your new employer may not believe you especially if he knew your previous boss to be gentle,kind and loving. He may think you are blackmailing or rebelling him and this may course him not to give you the job as he would be afraid you can do the same to him.
7)BE MEEK AND HUMBLE-Do not refer yourself to as Prince,princess,pastor etc Except you were asked to do so. Do not chew chewing gum or start fanning yourself.
8 )DO NOT GIVE A LONG OR TOO SHORT ANSWER- Don't start saying unneccesary story on and on and on as this can bore you employer. And likewise ordinary saying 'yes' or 'no' to most questions is not quite appropriate rather give few details about those answers.
9)DO NOT INTERRUPT THE EMPLOYER- Some people are in the habit of finishing words/sentense for others. Allow your employer to speak and wait for the time he ask you to talk.
10)DO NOT JUMP TO SALARY- Do not mention of the salary you would be expecting untill you were asked to do so. And also, do not mention a huge amount of money that may scare your employer as this may cause him not to give you the job. Since, he can't afford such.
11)MASTER WHAT IS IN YOUR CV- Imaging you asked your English o'level grade and you replied C4. And your employer replied ''but it was C5 that you typed here'' This may seriously annoy your employer.In order to prevent such mistake, endeavour to master you CV and Resume very well before the interview.
Other tips are highly welcome.

As this world is going i guess very soon, vehicles would be able to move base on the number of persengers in it by making use of the energy gotten from our body metabolism after some kind of cord had been connected to each persengers body to absorb some litter calories from them to power the car without using petrol. lol. When that happens, Just make sure you keep eating and drinking milk throughout that journey to give you more strength and energy for more. Lol
You must have heard that human faeces are great organic fertilizers that can be used to hasten the growth of plants and crops. Have you ever thought for once that it can be a used to power car and make them move? . This new bus was made in UK recently and the source of fuel is biomethane derived from human faeces and food wastes. It emits few pollutants into the air and it's regarded as perfect in controlling air pollution. NIGERIAN SCIENTISTS WAKE UP, WE CAN MAKE BETTER THAN THIS!
http://news.sky.com/story/1377035/poo-power-bus-runs-on-gas-from-human-waste

Juicypunny:
MY PUSSSY HAS BEEN SCRATCHING ME SINCE YESTERDAY NIGHT AND I HAVE BEEN WET ALL THROUGH.
I TRIED FÌNGERING IT BUT NOT SATISFYING.

I NEED A BIG BLACK CORK.

you don miss road o

chacoonder:
...I carry out an IQ test on them,then I will pick the smartest.

u mean u wld carry out Iq test? No! U wldn't want that OAU graduate to fail. Why? You want people to know whom are working in ur company so they can patronise you. Eg it is sweater to say during a public declaration that 'the financial secretary of My company is a graduate of OAU' than to say otherwise. I guess.

Arsenalholic:
You are guilty of the same crime that man commited - sentimentality.

I'm sure that man graduated from OAU.

are u from lower class uni?

ireneony:
Here are 20 reasons why most ladies love tall guys
1. Around a hot tall guy, you get to wear heels with
reckless abandon without worrying that you will tower
over him!
2. They are born knowing how to pick you up and throw
you on a bed :p
3. When you are near a hot tall guy, you feel safe, like
nothing can happening to you because other people are
intimidated by tall people.
You should like Thought Catalog on Facebook here.
4. You feel safe when they hug you, and your height
matches theirs in such a way that your ear hits their
heart and you can hear it beat.
5. When they hug you from behind they can rest their
chin on your head and grab you, causing you to melt a
little bit inside.
6. You can turn their sweaters and shirts into dresses.
Just throw on some pumps and hit the club, gurl!
7. Hot guys who are tall and big can reach stuff off the
top shelf for you, and when they do you can stare at
them and watch as their muscles flex.
8. All tall hot guys are sexy when sitting down because
they are so tall that they have to slouch, meaning their
legs are spread open kind of and just yessss .
9. Tall guys look great in clothes because clothes are
made with tall people in mind. Plus it’s really cute when
they roll their pants up to show some of their socks, a
look that only tall people can pull off effectively!
10. They have healthy genes.
11. You will never have to wear kitten heels/ be
conscious about your shoe choice/worry about looking
taller than your man.
12. People who love tall guys know that the act of
looking at a tall dude is an act of seduction because you
have to look up at him and just omg.
13. If you’re shorter than your man friend, you “fit”
together with them in awesome ways.
14. Sometimes a hot guy is so tall that holding his hand
is awkward so you hold his bicep instead, which is just
as good!
15. Because when your hot tall man friend takes you to
concerts, he can see everything but will use his
domineering height to comb through the crowd to make
sure you get to see, too.
16. When you go to stuff with him it will be easier for
your friends to spot you in the crowd.
17. You will always be seen as cute and cuddly to a tall
dude.
18. They have long legs…
19. When it’s raining outside a tall guy will pull out his
umbrella and you will remain perfectly dry!
20. When you share a bed with a hot tall guy at night it's easier to get into his little nook.

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Timmytimmy:
Lol, I'm being sarcastic. Please, biko...can you drop the questions for us?

guy, i know fit type jare. It can't be easy to type those questions with phone. The question carry i ,ii,iii and a,b,c,d. Etc but some questions like what is a positron,mole,average bond energy were asked. Those que would carry few marks compared to those calculations that follows,besides most of those que are A level not O Level. I mean they are advanced and u can't solve most of them except no 3 which is stoichiometry and balancing redox and ionic reaction with cal under it which i think u may still try in it.

Timmytimmy:
Oh wow, that's really comforting

Freshers, no pressure

how does dat comfort u?

We did CHM 101 today. It was 6 solid theory questions. Those question tough die! Shey We offend them ni? Anyway i know i can't get less than 59 over 60 in that exam. Hope to see u guys next yr at college of health science. Cos i would be a refresher next yr with u guys. I also admitted with u guys.

chacoonder:
The man must have graduated from OAU.

okay u mean it? Let me ask u a question. You are the owner of a big company and 5 person came to u for job. One is from OAU and the others are from OOU,LASU,KWASU and EBSU which one would u choose? Let say u are a graduate of UNILAG and u need just one person.

Elegbede205:
Well this is NIGERIA(mayb not only nigeria) buh you dont need nairaland before you kno that the institution matters!

It better to just enjoy learning the skills learnt from your school and make good use of it.

Buh d man sef funny shay U.I and UNILAG no beta pass dat crappy skul!
#team_UNILAG

aww, don't abuse Mr Seun school o.

I heard of a case from someone undergoing his NYSC. A man came and asked of their various higher institutions. They all replied the man. Then out of those that replied the man, the corper who graduated from OAU was pointed to by the man, and he said to the corper"you are the only one who went to school" Those it mean that other people who graduated from other schools were considered less by the man. Infact i heard that someone who graduated with third class from schools like OAU would still be considered in the labour market ahead of someone with 2nd class lower from some other schools.
MY question is, did the higher institution you graduated from really matters in your chance of employment? Or have you ever find yourself in a situation where your school was been downgraded by some people?

Boring/dull thread

Baddestguyp:
op, that one na you o. me I like them but not too big o

i don't care whether it is small or big.The point is that that is not what i look in a female. I may not even observe her front and back much throughout our courtship.

austine4real:
g.ay on d loose!!!
Gals b warn o:-D:-)

see am o. In my post u saw that i said there are other parts of a lady i'm attracted. This shld cancel ur thought of me being a gay. Is it a must i got attracted to those things?? I hate gays and if i see one i may kill him. Think twice bro. I'm HETEROSEXUAL.

wilsondave:
op don vex. watin con attract you if not bosom and butts. ok thotho!! lol. this guy funny die. OK ladies op no like posting butts and bosom again na thotho dey atract him make una dey show am online. if u don't know thotho na where dick enters in ladies body be thotho.

na u sabi o. Thotho ko tata ni