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This is uncalled for.
ISLAM , the religion of piss and pieces. The boko haram, osama bilandin, and so on are the REAL MUSLIMS. The other ones had compromised. The same way we have real christians (saints) so also we have the real muslims ( boko haram, terrorists, killers, jihadists)

Guys can you dump your girlfriend or boyfriend for your job. Hear what the nassarawa State governor promised the youth corpers serving in his state. He said he would give them authomatic jobs only if they should marry any of the state indigene..


Gov.Tanko Al-Makura of Nasarawa state on
Tuesday, promised automatic employment to
any newly deployed corps member who marries
an indigene of the state. He made the pledge
while addressing 2015 NYSC Batch ‘A’ corp
members, during their swearing in- ceremony at
Magaji Dan Yamusa permanent NYSC
Orientation camp in Keffi Local Government
Area of the state.
He said that inter-marriage by corps members
would not only foster unity, also promote
peaceful co-existence among the people of the
state and others states of the federation. He
congratulated the corps members for the
successful completion of their academic
programmes at their various institutions of
learning.
“I urge you to use the lessons and experience
you gained during this orientation course to
develop yourselves, your host communities, the
state and the Nigeria at large.
“You should see yourselves as agent of positive
change in the society. “I want to advise you to
discharge your duties without fear or favour,
and relate freely with your host communities. “I
promise automatic employment to any NYSC
Batch ‘A’ corps member who marries an
indigenes in order to promote peaceful co-
existence among the people of the state and
others states of the country.” Al-Makura said.
Al-Makura also assured the corps members of
adequate security throughout their service year
in the state. He urged them to be security
conscious, and to report any security breach to
the appropriate authorities for necessary
action. He urged them to be agents of national
unity, and to shun all forms of violence capable
of threatening the existing peace of the state
and the country at large.
The governor reinstated the state government’s
determination to continue to support the
scheme, in order to better the welfare of the
corps members. Earlier Mrs. Christy Uba, the
Nasarawa state NYSC director, commended
Gov.Al-Makura for his support to the scheme in
the state. She said since the beginning of this
orientation course, the corps members had
exhibited good conduct. A total of 1931 corp
members have so far registered at the
orientation camp.
vanguard

lilmax:
did you see the message from etisalat?

no na, but why. I have spend over 3000 on etisalat recharge card this year. This is cheating

streetdisciple:
it's working perfectly if you are eligible.
I subscribed yesterday n it's still working

but why the cheating. Are we not customers too

sadiqcholel:
dis story is from oyibo land nt in naija

may be it the spermbank companies that are now organising this new trick to collect male sperms

I heard of a story where three women raped a man and got away with his semen in a cooler. The women in a BMW car was said to have asked for direction from the man after which they pointed a gun at him, raped him and ran away with his semen. Hmm, we men are no longer safe o

febbymi:
The code is not working but ur airtime is intact and that means uve been defrauded? Terrible

yes! So what the airtime for now. Waste of money! What did i want to use the 1000 for now

Someone once posted on Nairaland that etisalat has introduced a new monthly 1gb data for just 1000 naira with the code *229*7*#. But i want to tell you that it is a big scam from etisalat to defraud innocent Nigeria of their money. The code is no working i guess even for those that received the message.

Hmm. NIGERIA we hail thee

derrick333:
Sexual abuse? Under wch subject? That cnt b a primary class

why not. May be under social studies.

I was at a tutorial lesson to see someone. And i had the opportunity of listening to the lecture a teacher was teaching some primary school pupils. He was teaching them on "child abuse" and various sexual practise that can abuse a child. Then one young girl asked " what about the one we do ourself" Then the other girls burst into laughter, the some other girls said "the one we do with pencil and biro" . The male teacher replied " well, that's not sexual abuse, it's only that u are stimulating yourselves" Can you imagine? At that age? Virtually all the gals in that class busted into laughter, meaning that they all understood the question and are guilty.

Abacha- face of terror

sexyjob:
Can't forget my 320+ score. Am disappointed in this generation of Jambites. The questions are even simpler these days yet they struggle to get 200.

[quote author=sexyjob post=33407482]who told u they are simpler? I want to tell u d questions set in those cbt exam are standard questions. Not like ppt. The time for the 4 questions including the novel was 3 hrs unlike the previous 3 hrs 45 min. I'm sure if u do it u won't get up to 250. Pride goes b4 a fall.

The hot weather in this country is great! True or false?

Old school...See this 2005 nairaland thread... You would laugh and laugh. https://www.nairaland.com/1053/nairaland-mobile-phone-wap-2.0

Old school...See this 2005 nairaland thread... You would laugh and laugh. https://www.nairaland.com/1053/nairaland-mobile-phone-wap-2.0

Old school...See this 2005 nairaland thread... You would laugh and laugh. https://www.nairaland.com/1053/nairaland-mobile-phone-wap-2.0

BoiledPlantain:
Heloo God, the one who knows topics that cant make Fp

pls ooo don't call me God o. A beg oooooo!

It can't make fP. I feel like eating boiledplantain

Buy him a perfume as a gift on his birthday

kessysoft:
none of the above o. I wud av preferred Paul but since he's younger, its a no no for me. :-Xnone of the above o. I wud av preferred Paul but since he's younger, its a no no for me.

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kessysoft:
none of the above o. I wud av preferred Paul but since he's younger, its a no no for me. :-Xnone of the above o. I wud av preferred Paul but since he's younger, its a no no for me.

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kessysoft:
none of the above o. I wud av preferred Paul but since he's younger, its a no no for me. :-Xnone of the above o. I wud av preferred Paul but since he's younger, its a no no for me.

since he's younger or shorter?

To me i believe he prefers peter to paul due to his height. Ladies don't look at cute face again, they go 4 height

Shebi if somebody fails a class, he would be asked to repeat the class. JONATHAN had failed us, he shld av been given change to repeat.

Shebi if somebody fails a class, he would be asked to repeat the class. JONATHAN had failed us, he shld av been given change to repeat.

Shebi if somebody fails a class, he would be asked to repeat the class. JONATHAN had failed us, he shld av been given change to repeat.

Apart from the security challenge involve in such decision. Here is another. There are other dangers involving cycling on men riding bicycle more than 3 hours in a week. The continous upward-downward movement of the leg as a man rides on the pedals could strain the spermatic chord. Likewise sitting for long riding a bicycle could affect some veins and arteries near the scrotum. All these can lead to erectile dysfunction, portrate cancer and severe pain. Please young men don't copy his action. Trekking is much better.

Na wa for all of u na. You com download video n ran away. Smh for u.

prettythicksme:
oh ok waiting!

i hope u are not like dat pricky here is it. Deleted