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Op I no gree ooo....na me and my orobo it I D I E...

Awww dis is so sweet...... Mehn I gats to start to apply some of them asap....especially the start and leave with kiss....really nid to start working on dat 1

I can testify to all dis facts....I have been using them since secondary sch days....it all boil down to have a good and early knowledge of sex education.... Dat way u knw urself and the opposite sex beta....as for me I may not be handsome of really rich par say ooo both my fiancé is so hot while babes that some times fight for my attention or even flirt with me are even hotter... But as a 1 woman man they are only wasting their time....op u are overly correct....lala dis na FP material ooo

ASUU aka the strike lovers....

This ones have neva liked work b4 and are always looking for any opportunity to strike.....na so thunder way don pass tru Amadioha shine go still strike dem 1 day too.....

I remember wen my guy send me to go give 1 babe letter for their hse...I come really mumu smart gooo....Devil come punish me as I knock na d mama come out ooo...mehn d kind question way I ansa pass law court own y the kind sweat way I sweat dat day chai .... Dat na day I no go ever forget for my life....d God way save me be say I still wear my sch uniform....

No time ooo dem no dey shame put.... But I guess she could have been of more use to herself if she had a skill....say like fashion designing, hair dressing etc

We seem to be forgetting something....and that has to do with the facr that dis pple have probably have been buying this products for the same price they are currently buy it nw. So pple calling dis guys zombie are the bigger zombies. I live in Delta state but have severally bought fuel above 87 naira in some remote areas even when fuel was overly abundant.

Dat is d power of the budget....oya let work begin sharp sharp

Beta ooo....I don tire for strike ooo

Xapio:
The problem is that the government refused to come clean.. Osinbajo came out to say that they've not removed subsidy rather, the increment was as a result of oil importers sourcing their FX from parallel market. According to them, the new fuel pump price was calculated based on N290/$ so, what that means is the if the FX price keep increasing, the fuel pump price will keep increasing. Another angle is that the FG placed a cap of N145 on pms and my question is, what if the oil importers source their FX at a higher rate and will not be able to make profit on N145 pms cap, what are they (both FG & oil marketers) gonna do? .... If they refuse to import, that means bigger fuel scarcity is looming.. In fact the whole thing is shrouded in secrecy and so, the FG must come clean.

Wheda they come clean or not they must be ready to increase the common workers salary to help dem alievate the current hike in common food products like tomatoes and garri..

Xapio:
How will they focus on higher pay package? Is it not through this strike, then FG will call them for negotiation and there, they will reach a compromise.. Mind you, NLC condition to FG is either they increase minimum wage to N56,000 or reduce the fuel pump price.. I am with NLC ..

We are saying same tin.... My point is that they should take a stand... And that is for an increment in minimum wage... Since the government is now free from the burdens of subsidy

NLC should just focus on using this opportunity to get a higher pay package for workers rather than asking for a reverse in pump price....for all knw the pump price matter can always come down in the future....

nonix22:
the floor i suppose is open, u fit still marry them nah

Dat na fine suggestion sha. Beside marrying one of dem would have increased my chances of getting twins I so much love .. But I am single and not searching....I have a gat a Lovely fiancé....

When dis babes go marry self....shuu...dem don old like me ooo

Lol....na wash

Oga boss aka the man way sabi

Yesterday, 30-year-old Russian man
Valery Spiridonov volunteered to
become the first person in the world to
undergo a complete head transplant .
Literally his entire head. On a different
body.
The operation will be carried out by
Italian surgeon Dr Sergio Canavero, in
what he expects to be a 36-hour
procedure involving 150 doctors and
nurses.
A Werdnig-Hoffmann disease sufferer
with rapidly declining health,
Spiridonov is willing to take a punt on
this very experimental surgery and you
can't really blame him, but while he is
prepared for the possibility that the
body will reject his head and he will
die, his fate could be considerably
worse than death.
"I would not wish this on anyone," said
Dr Hunt Batjer, president elect of the
American Association for Neurological
Surgeons.
"I would not allow anyone to do it to
me as there are a lot of things worse
than death."
The problem is, fusing a head with a
separate body (including spinal cord,
jugular vein etc) could result in a
hitherto never experienced level and
quality of insanity.
Arthur Caplan, director of medical
ethics at New York University’s
Langone Medical Centre, who
described Dr Canavero as "nuts",
believes that the bodies of head
transplant patients "would end up
being overwhelmed with different
pathways and chemistry than they are
used to and they’d go crazy."

Source: www.independent.co.uk/news/science/man-undergoing-head-transplant-could-experience-something-a-lot-worse-than-death-says-neurological-10164423.html

Abi naija avengers don reach there too.... Nothing we no go see ooo

Dem don catch am..... Many days the thief one day for the owner...

It is sometimes said that its what you ain't looking for that finally comes to look for you. That was the kind of situation I found myself in. In all honestly she was beautiful, had lots of cash to burn and really friendly, yet she was in no way closer to the kind of woman I wanted in my life ( that space is even occupied self). To make matter worst she was a CALL girl who believed one day she would meet this young man who will change her life for good. Since the beginning of this year we have been having 1 prb to another. I was beginning to sense that since I didn't give in to her seductions, she had resolve to just use me to clear her way thru school. That meant I only became relevant when needed to solve one academic issue in school. Having noticed this I withdrew from her for a while. We made up weeks back after which she told me how she hated me for avoiding her like a plague and her she missed me and many bla bla bla. The ugly scenario started again and this time I knew it had to all end. It turned out that I had to hurry up to school to help her arrange a term paper, I start working on the assignment but lo and behold she was outside having fun talking with another guy. I felt bad because that was the height of unseriousness on her part. I am not saying she didn't have the right to talk to guys but atleast since this was her personal assignment she should have atleast stayed there with me to see what it was about. I felt bad knowing that I could have spent that time With my galfriend having a gud meaniful outing. After that I stopped all form of assistance I gave to her. Even my friends she ran to when I usually turn her down also turned her down too. For week I didn't see her or hear from her. That brings us to yesterday when I finally decided to send her a message on whatsapp. She was so angry with me. Her responses ranged from dude Bleep off, As far as I'm concerned I don't very friends anymore, Go check up on someone else, You are disturbing my peace, Get lost and never show up on my phone again Ever. Anyway as serious as she sounded all I could just do was laff out loud and say this, It was really intriguing while it lasted . Am happy I heeded my friends advice not to get overly angry and say many things I would have regretted later when she made me almost lose my cool on so many occasions. Am happy she finally ended what she started 2 years ago. Am happy I didn't lose my virginity to her as that would have been to worst thing to happen. Lastly am happy I am now free to concentrate on my very healthy relationship with my lovely fiancé. I didn't really love my crunch like she loved or pretended to love me all in a bit to make me continue to be her academic assistant but I really admired her courage to speak her mind even though it seemed out of line, I really wanted to care for her like I care for my guys and wanted the best for her. This experience finally made see clearly that people often don't realize how much you do for them until you stop doing all that you do for them. Guys please be wise, its not everything offered to you on a platter of gold that you accept ...... Lest I forget, I think am finally free.....END

xtervaganza:
I felt dumber reading thru this

Like anybody forced u to read thru it... Maybe u should write something let's see hw u fair.... Typical Nigerian mentally... Hating on something they are not capable of...

If what transpired on the field work made me a star, then what transpired after made matters worst. For every field work undergone by students a comprehensive report was expected and ones grade hanged on the report more, as it was the proof of what an individual did out in the field. It was rumored that it was a rare case to get an A in this course. So it came as a shook to many to see that a low grade student who was struggling to keep up with the pack scored an A. What can I say, am really good with writing reports and expressing myself. Sometimes I wish education was more of that than the usual paper and biro wahala. Then came the problem. I have always kept away from babes in school, not because I am Gay or antibabes but because I just wasn't ready for their wahala even in my NCE days. So it was a surprise when the freshest babe in my class started demanding my attention. It all started with lets be friends and she collected my bbm pin. Mind u I only started dating my long term besty of 12 years some few months back, in what is currently my first relationship and God willing the only one relationship I nid for life. ok now back to my school crush. She kept telling me that I was really funny and made her laff a lot and asked if I had a galfriend and I said yes but she didn't believe. It finally dawned on her when she started seeing my dp and pm. After all I was and still very excited to have one of the best fiancés in the whole world and of course still excited. So I was not afraid to use her pic for my dp and talk about her. This really didn't go down well with my crunch and for that I had to delete her from contacts on bbm and only chatted with her on whatsapp where I was more conservative and carefully especially with my Dp and status. Even though I knew and was personally told by my crunch that she wanted more from me,and even felt like she ought to be in the position of my fiancé, I didn't stop being a good friend to her. I helped see how she could improve in school since I felt we were both in d same boat of poor results, but she was worst off cha. I did emergency assignment for her, stay up late to prepare slides for presentations for her called her all in a bit to make her see what it felt like to have real friends. I guess she appreciated all this and also wanted to pay me back in her own way. On two occasions I had to do a Joseph in the presence of Portiphars wife (figure that out).....watch out for the final part

StPete:
Even your write up does not have well articulated grammar. But I can understand sha

Sorry bro...I was feeling real sleepy last night but I just had to write something down in view of some events relating to the story that took place some minutes earlier....

This story may seem funny and unreal but its the truth and nothing but the truth.....ok as a born and brought up Warri boy I never spoke simple and correct english at school until this day I got into trouble, after sneaking out of our hotel accommodation to go watch my darling team Chelsea fc play Manchester city. We were more than 7 who sneaked out but only 4 of us were found out after a roll call was made. By the time we arrived back the female lecturer in charge had gone to bed. As such we asked our course rep to go intercede on our behalf before the other lecturer who travelled that even returns. We went to bed hoping for the best and not expecting anything less. Very early the next day we were summoned by another student to go meet up with the other lecturer who travelled the previous day but arrived very early on sunday morning. As early as it was, his female counterpart already briefed him on all that transpired the previous day including the roll call and the 4 of us that were absent. Like play like play boys don enta trouble ooo. Anyway as a Wafi boy who grew up in the streets of Dimony and the fields of Ighogbadu, in Okumagba layout, Warri, I was not in the mode to fall my hand. As such I asked all my guys to pin that I would take care of the this, and that all they needed to do was to just allow me do the talking. We finally were in the presence of the lecturer and e tried to really wined us up and intimidate us..all of a sudden I could hear different voices all trying to say what happened... I had to shout at them to shut their mouth. Even the lecturer was shocked at my actions. And he asked why I stopped them to talk and I replied that I just wanted us to be in one voice...take note that was the first time this lecturer ever heard me speak simple and correct English. As such he wanted to hear more as I already stunned him. Anyway I continued and in simple and very correct English terms I told him a well prepared and thought out white lie. I saw his face and he looked like I had landed 1 of those Mayweather punches on his face. He finally got his voice back and said even if our reasons were ok we were still going to lose 20 marks each for not taking permission before going out. We left knowing very well that we were free. The next day on the field e asked a question and nobody could answer so he told d whole class that we do not read any more. He went out of the course proper now and asked who to see who had read this very old novel, I said I have and even told him the summary again in simple and clear English. He was so happy and told the whole class that until the previous day when we had a meeting with him, that he taught I was an hooligan because of my regular use of fresh and updated pigin English, but that he nw knows I can speak very good English and its because I read...I became a star instanta and that is where my problems started from.... To be continued

when we go knw hw much dem done recover self

and basket of tomatoes na 35k nw........well done

I don't c any reason why a man should lay his hand on a lady....if worst comes to worst just put on something and go cool off somewhere..... Trust me it will save u a lot stress and wahala...

I no understand ooo.... No be PDP money? Wetin concern EFCC and hw dem spend their money na....shuu abi na Dasuki nie share d money give dem?

Babes and their wahala self..... In fact make dem fight....dat will be beta

honestly I don't knw y some1 would want to kill himself during dis period oooo.....if he or she doesn't have something to do with their lives they should just donate it jare..... or even sell it.....lol

banme1:
see this one.

anoda English master in d building......Oya correct am as u be anoda Patience relative soooo