v24m: Piss dey catch mee ohh but i no fit leave my chair before una go reach 1111

Just lookatew. You will burst yer bladders because of a flimsy Nairaland page? Smh.

JOYCEOUS:
wats wif dis page 1111 ya'll r talkin abt? Am lost!

It's better to be lost than to be "left behind"

Wondering what will become of y'all when this season ends.

Observing.

ochongonoko:

Try am and get admitted to yaba left

why can't you just leave my Cleo alone. Oneal is gone. you can concentrate on Feza now.

Just look at the number of viewers on a Tuesday afternoon..

click2cbn: guess Angelo has long finger nails

Hahahaha

So you guys can update like this and have been doing shakara since abi?

Oh... Nineteen more pages? Smh. And I was considering missing lunch for such fuckery.

LOL.

fork adict:

I dey work na. but i still dey take one eye monitor the thread

Same here.

Let me drop this phone for five minutes.
If this "rapture" pass me by, you people will feel my wrath.

BizBloke:

I pray o.

But, if you miss am, I go keep space for you as per my TVD padi

How can you be watching Vampire Diaries? You dey fall my hand o. I hope you're not one of those guys that watch Glee too.

Like play like play i no gree drop my phone do better thing.

This 1111 thing don become my own BBA task for the day be that.

Agbgift: Who they share job? Make una share reach my end o. I want too.

LOL. Are you not married? What else you need job for when your husband provides for all your needs.

wild child: Ionno b IK mr oga I need a job,that's what's up,oya tok beta,I go set that babe p for u,u knw that girl u've beeing eyeing nah

LOL. Which babe do you mean? FYI, i have been eyeing many babes on here. But if you are talking about Cleo, bruhhh... We need to discuss that one in private and absent presence of prying eyes. (Ocho)

sexytabhi:
Oga mi,being sexy can't put food on the table o,getting busy with a good salary package would..sexiness fades with time u know,the brain keeps developing due to experience.

LOOOL. You're right. Oya email me your resume and I will see what I can do. Use your real email o.

fork adict: My people, its only eleven more footsteps to jerusalem.




But I have this uneasy feeling that page 1111 shall come like a thief in the night. So we need to watch and pray brethren.

Ain't you supposed to be at work?

Josydaky: At this particular juncture I want to save my Mb for Pg 1111

Send me your number and I will call you at page 1109

sexytabhi:
I need a job o,no shakara abeg,hook me with one good job who knows,I may leave NL

What does Sexy Tahbi need a job for again? Being sexy is supposed to be a job on its own.

wild child: Hook me up with the job bruv,no dulling :d

See this Ik dey find job. You wey your salary fit pass all our income joined together. Ole buruku.

fork adict:

No mind the confused guy. He put Mykali as an 'arguer'. he no put State of Mind's name as an 'Updater'. i just dey wait more of his ridivulous committees

And I was offering him a job but he threw it right in my face. Nigerians are just so pathetic.

Dannyxy: look at who is talking,do u hv a job?,talkless of fixing another person up...

I am self employed bruh. I don't call what I do a job because I'm doing it with passion and gladness of heart.

Dannyxy: Hehehe,this was fun...feel free to disagree..

You shaa have time. I could fix you up with a job if you're interested.

texazzpete:


Abeg if anyone knows any of the moderators on this section, let him do some cleanup on all those Techno threads. It's good phones are now affordable, and many people can now access relatively powerful modern smartphones, but three threads talking about discussion of Tecno Phantom A+ is just way too much.

LOL. I'm tired. I click on the link to the phone section and the first thing that hits me in the face is TECNO.

Mods should do something about it.

O.Michael. Can't believed you is my namesaked. Also spoke good English likes me too. The gods must being crazy.

LOL. Thanks for that Etisalat tweak, though. You're (almost) a genius.

Wow, State Of Mind. 3 gbosas to you for these updates.

And for the rest of you page 1111 folks, please don't forget that it won't add anything to your resume if you treat it with too much seriousness.

Goodmorning.

ochongonoko:

I'll lock up this thread if you don't post on that page

See you. Woman wrappa.

sexytabhi: Goodnight pals

Are these kisses unisex or for the females here only?

Goodnight, though.

BizBloke:

If you comment for that page, Lucifer go like your post.

Oga mi, please what ever I did to offend you, forgive me and take back that comment. Biko. Ejoor. Mbok.

omonime:
Thanks for telling me what u do. Monkey like u. Ewu. Oponu aridi. Not let me give u the let of my tongue. Didiri sogomu alagolo. Warn ur. Self well well before I ask some one to do it for u. Dilish is going home on sunday and MELVIN shine shine bobo be the winner of BBA 8. Swallow it. SHALOM

LMAOOOOOOOOO

Agbgift:


Maybe. Jst try it and see.

Oh really? Na to spam this thread till we reach page 1111 be that o. I no dey joke with heavenly matter. Since oga Seun changed "orrgasm" to "heavenly feeling" my life has never remained the same.

Jb gurl: please i need answers... Is cleo truely pregnant or its just a rumour?

Please it's my unborn child we talking about here. It's not a rumour.

What is this page 1111 thing y'all have been on about though? If i comment on that page does it guarantee a place for me in heaven?