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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by mykali(m): 11:48am On Aug 11, 2016
Nihilist:
Traore goes on loan to Ajax

The manager cannot know the youth on ground. The incompetent TD has to take responsibilty for this stewpid loan move.

Fvck Emenalo.


With Remy not sold yet and Costa battling with Batshuayi for the striking options, Traore will get little time. The loan is good. I would've preferred it to be to an EPL side, though. But if we loan him out and buy another striker then, yeah... Fucck Emenalo.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Unclad Photos Of Melania Trump Hit The Internet by mykali(m): 8:00am On Aug 10, 2016
1bkaye:
Rich white people rarely have to take accountability for anything so this will be swept under the rug like most of the Trumps' antics

Hey, Ibkaye. smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by mykali(m): 9:25am On Aug 09, 2016
hensben:
Chelsea about to complete the signing of kalidou koulibaly and possibly mahrez. Cuadrado heading to AC Milan for 25million pounds.

25 million euros? Wow. That would be fantastic if it were even possible. The lad is worth 15 million at best and AC Milan won't spend so big on such a player in my opinion.

I think Mahrez will remain in Leicester for one more year, too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2016/2017 by mykali(m): 8:35pm On Aug 08, 2016
mukina2:
Nwikys Victors won the Carling cup

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3771502_carl1_png51b3afbbca8c3f6447413304ba8a0c07
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3771503_carl2_pngc27fadc4f8299eba601cdddb6ffa0f1b

Sky Sports News Headline.


Due to the bad form of Chelsea in the EPL last season its sister club, Mykaliz Destroyerz, failed to soar high even after being demoted to the Carling Cup from the elite FA Cup. However, as things look to turn around with Chelsea under the Italian maestro, Antonio Conte, same is expected from the reputable gaffer of the Destroyerz, Sensei Uzumaki Mykali.

If only he can be granted another season amongst the hard fighting underdogs of the Nairaland Carling Cup, he promises to finish amongst, at least, the Top 15 or at best, gain promotion once more into the elite Nairaland FA Cup division. Thanks, Muki. wink grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by mykali(m): 8:34am On Jul 23, 2015
bandely:

Mykaliiiiiii! I don miss you brother! Where have you been?

Lol. I dey, bruhv Bandely. Longest of times. Na twitter be my new playground now. Hope you've been good.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by mykali(m): 7:27pm On Jul 22, 2015
I was 24th in the FA cup. Did I get relegated? If so then I'd like the codes to the next best H2H league. If not... You know what to do, Muki. wink


(whew! Nairaland. Been a while.)
Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by mykali(m): 9:49am On Feb 09, 2015
Guys, I thought Airtel complete plans work on bb10 devices? Mine isn't working. What settings/APN do I have to use? Or have I made a mistake?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by mykali(m): 1:04pm On Oct 06, 2014
Who's the prettiest lady in the house?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by mykali(m): 6:25pm On Oct 05, 2014
LOL. You guys won't stop making me laugh.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by mykali(m): 9:57am On Jul 31, 2014
Muky baby kiss

Don't forget to send me those codes.

Mykaliz Destroyerz.
Jokes Etc / Re: Short Jokes__ by mykali(m): 8:30am On Jul 31, 2014
princesa: Dnt I know this mykali?

Loool. Princesa. Long time no see. I'll send you a pm now.
Romance / Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by mykali(m): 10:36am On Jul 30, 2014
muaa: I hate it when guys think ladies dress/makeup jst to impress dem(guys)

There's this saying... "you dress to impress" And who else are you impressing? that's if you aren't gây.
Romance / Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by mykali(m): 10:34am On Jul 30, 2014
Emmafrancis: When they expect you to know what their problems are without telling you. Like as if you are a magician or something

LOL. this is another one that irks me.

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Romance / Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by mykali(m): 10:21am On Jul 30, 2014
evegran: I hate when guys feel cause a girl likes you or maybe just wants to hang with you- automatically means she wants your stick. Booo!

It helps If you make this clear from the onset. Guys have this testosterone thing that makes them want to sleep wit any lady they meet that's not their relative.

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Romance / Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by mykali(m): 10:18am On Jul 30, 2014
Lol. Interesting thread. What I dislike about women is plenty. But one major one is the emotional drama. And that part is what every woman has but that doesn't mean I dislike them. I love them so much. It's what makes them unique. But that part right there is why I have trouble staying in a relationship. I can't deal abeg.
Forum Games / Re: AW-AS Let's Play by mykali(m): 10:08am On Jul 30, 2014
firestar: AW: Soulful
AS: Spirited

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Hmm. An interesting game.

AW- I'm overly generous
AS- I am quite enduring
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mykali(m): 6:48pm On Nov 03, 2013
Kai, after two wonderful weeks I just happened to flop this week. And to think I sold Remy to bring in Sturridge. Smfh.

Almost got Aguero in but I thought he was too expensive. Suarez fvcked up big time.
Rap Battles / Re: Official NL King Tourney Sign Up Thread by mykali(m): 8:35am On Nov 01, 2013
LOL. This Sauron that will forever continue to deny his true identity.

Mikuz, I got your mail. Does the offer still stands? Sorry that I saw it late. I hardly visit nairaland these days, but I'd like to witness this tourney that's got The Great Ibime a.k.a Spitzophrenic competing in it.
Phones / Re: Smart Data Subscription For Your Android Devices. by mykali(m): 7:49am On Nov 01, 2013
Someone just called me now that there was an Airtel 500gig cheat on board. It sounded preposterous. So I decided to come here and check and found nothing. It seems the guy's just trying to dupe me.

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Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by mykali(m): 7:39am On Nov 01, 2013
I don't know if I'm the only one with a slimbean ROM whose bbm app keeps crashing in it. The ROM is the latest update. 4.3 build 2.

I use a galaxy note n7000. Anywhere i can get a better ROM for this old piece of crrap?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mykali(m): 1:09am On Oct 22, 2013
I actually benched Begovic. The fact that he's warming my bench with 8 bloody points makes me weep at night. *cleans tears*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mykali(m): 11:13pm On Sep 14, 2013
Mahn... absent the Chelsea loss, all game weeks finna end like this one. I'm 3rd in the bloody league. How the fuuuck did that happen all the way from 28th?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by mykali(m): 9:23pm On Sep 03, 2013
Wow. This thread isn't closed yet? Wow.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by mykali(m): 2:59pm On Aug 26, 2013
StateOfMind:

Beside the beach or so..it was an Edited pic sha..

Oh yeah. That picture. I remember. Long time ago though.
I changed it when I wanted to attack some guy on one thread like that.
Didn't want him uploading my pic on the thread as a means of retaliation. grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by mykali(m): 2:55pm On Aug 26, 2013
ella.b:

I know but ur glasses no look like recommended to me sha tongue

They are, actually. I'm short-sighted.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by mykali(m): 2:51pm On Aug 26, 2013
ochongonoko:

Lol.. Cos am ugly doesn't mean I don't get love from the laides. Thanks for the advice, twas nice wink

If you say you're ugly again I will send my village juju to seeeelap you.

And I'm considering leaving Cleo for you... Cleo can't date an ugly guy yo! angry
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by mykali(m): 2:49pm On Aug 26, 2013
ella.b:

Lol nigga ke?

Lmao. Just kidding.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by mykali(m): 2:49pm On Aug 26, 2013
StateOfMind:

Y u con spoil mouth like this..I've seen a better pic of u tongue

LMAO. Seriously? How? Where?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by mykali(m): 2:46pm On Aug 26, 2013
ochongonoko:

I understand where you're coming from, it's just that I don't have any good pic cos I don't snap pics, so I'm gonna snap a manageable one later and upload.

You were calling yourself "too ugly" compared to other people.
That was where I was coming from.
But I understand your decision.


Oya I'm taking down mine before someone uses it to blackmail me in future. grin
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by mykali(m): 2:44pm On Aug 26, 2013
ItsModella:
Guy, why you bend face like that na? grin grin

LMAOOOO. That's my Real Niggah look. tongue
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by mykali(m): 2:43pm On Aug 26, 2013
ochongonoko:

Lol.. Greenlight ke?. When SOM dey call am her "larve"?. Wake up bruv grin

Bruh... It's "larve" not "love"

There is still hope for the rest of us. grin

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