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Ok

Ok... But where do the stars come in, in the story??

BodyKiss:
He seems to be the only one prospering while the majority of his church members are busy papaing him, going to shiloh Year in, year out seeking for propsperity that never seem to be in-sight.

On a more serious note, does this man ever give back to the society, any charity programme for the less privileged?

You bettere keep your hands shut.. If you dont knw wat to type before you recieve a CURSE...

Delesilver:
dnt just post rubbish things.......people using this site are much...... c...dnt post fake things

Yes.. You too dont just comment without looking into details.. This post i posted in the jokes section.. So where you expecting to see anything serious

Delesilver:
dnt just post rubbish things.......people using this site are much...... c...dnt post fake things

Yes.. You too dont just comment without looking into details.. This post i posted in the jokes section.. So where you expecting to see anything serious??

Hello fellow nairalanders please i need your help/advice on this. Our church is hosting a talent hunt on friday night it features "music, drama, comedy, cheorography and poems.. Although the prices are for the best three (1st price laptop with other gifts. 2nd price mini laptop with other gifts and 3rd price tecno Ipad with other gifts) of which i believe i can be a part of them. I have love to sing but my voice is not encouraging at all.. The comedy part its just my thing.. I would have loved to do a cheorography but time is not on my side. The drama part is just my kind of thing.. Please guyz i need something short and outstanding to act (any short script like one or two scenes that would be funny nd has a good message) nd i dont mind get help with the poem aspect too.... Having in mind its a church program pls guyz any help would do... Pls don't mind my gramatic blunders i was in a rush

Lalasticlala pls help

I think he deserves to pass away

The Coordinator, National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, Lagos State, Mr. Cyril Akhanameh yesterday, said 45 corps members, who absconded during their service year will repeat the service.. Don't know why but i think they must have crossed the line..

naughtynaughty:
Well..all d big guys dt carry d big grls too shuld b careful. B4 u jam one grl dt wil use jazz for u. Collct all ur money,return u bck to square 1 nd make ur lyf useless

Noted

The fact that different guys pick you up every friday
night does not make you a big girl.
The fact that you wear all the latest clothes in the
market does not make you a big girl.
And of the fact that you use the latest phone and
different guys pay money into your account does not
make you an actual big girl.
It does not even make you smart! You are only
wasting away your FUTURE!
A big girl is a girl who uses the brain in her head. She
is not the one who flirts with all the rich men around her.
She is the girl who respects her relationship and
marriage.
She is every man's queen, decently dressed.
A big girl respects the value of womanhood... She
carries herself with dignity.
Stop boasting about the number of men you've slept
with my dear.... Remember, cheap articles have more
patronizers.. Build yourself into the woman people
will always respect and admire. Never follow men
who will make a mess of your life.
Be bold but humble, be Godly.. Be hardworking, be
ambitious but contented.. Don't make men a priority
in life.. Real men will seek you!
Build yourself into the woman men will always want
to take home to their mamas.. Not the one they only
want to take to hotels and clubs. TRUST ME, if you
just trap a man with your body, he'll go one day.
Work on your character, let God be your foundation,
That is a Big Girl!

CountDracula:
What of diesel?

There is no harm in trial

CountDracula:
Lwkm... Pls where do u live op? I jus want to show u the color of d petrol I bought

Well.. You dont have to.. Any color of petrol would do the job..

braine:
It really worked. Thanks..

You are welcome jare.. What are friends for...?

Lemme show you how, Just
follow
this steps:
1. Use your preferred network
e.g
Etisalat dial *665*amount#,
Glo *321#,
MTN *606#,
Airtel *500*amount#.
Do this if you are elligible to
borrow.
2. Finish using the airtime you
borrowed.
3. Change your date to
10/10/2010
4. Remove your batery and
simcard from your
phone.
5. Go to a filing station, buy
fuel then go
back home.
6. Now Take your sim card rub it
with fuel
and then burn it.
With does steps, you will never
pay back that
airtime u borrow..
Please.
Don’t thank me, what are friends
for?
Am just being a good narialander...

The match is on and Nigeria is currently leading.. Goals scored by E. Ambrose 39'
M. Simon 61'

Owk... What is next?

luvlyoracle:
Anywhere is---->Enya
Wild child----->Enya
May it be----->Enya
Stars and midnight blues-->Enya
Do you remember->Phil collins

Nice playlist..... My kind of songs... I can actually use ur fone sometime

What would the world be like if fornication was not a sin ?

Free food but awoof dey run belle

LMAyedun:
What a useless speech.
Talking like the late Umaru Musa Yar'Adua in his dying days
(May he continue to rest in peace)


I'm tired of Buhari and his talkative, Instagram & photo addicted team... Too much talks with very little to show.

No economic & employment direction/Policies, No Plans.

wel... I guess u r not a fan of CHANGE in Nigeria...

''Impatience is not a virtue. Order is more vital than speed. Careful and deliberate decisions after consultations get far better results''... Study those lines it would solve your problem

I posted this in the wrong forum during the week so i decided to post it in the right plcae today.. I hope is blesses you....

As a matter of truth Love is the greatest force in life.. It is more like a driver, it pushes you to do the things that you wouldn't try to attempt naturally. But the misconception about love today especially amidst the youth is quite alarming and this is because love itself is more of actions than in words.. The action partt of love is the most misused because of ignorance but it would be of great importance to say that the actions of love amidst married couples should be different from the actions of love between courting partners.. In the successive paragraphs i would be sharing few points on pointers to the fact that its true love your partner has towards you... Critics, corrections and kudos are welcomed as it is a personal write up...
YOU KNOW ITS TRUE LOVE..
* When you feel safe with him/her.. Everyone needs to be protected physically, mentally, financially, emotionally, all wise. So when you feel safe with your partner with no fear of heartbreaks and so on not because he/she is perfect but you just chose to feel safe then its true love..
* You feel connected [ heart to heart]. Only true love can makes you feel so connected, you just seem to have so many things in common even if you are both from a different world. Barbie and the castle is quite an example,
* When you can spend a whole week, month or year with the person and no single thought of sex crosses your mind. This holds only for unmarried partners. Sex is the ultimate action of love and is not meant for everyone.. Yes, it is meant for married couples alone. You know its true lovewhen you can be with your partner for a great while and not think of sex because it is not what brought you together but rather, the unique bonding.
* When you see their good sides and forget their faults.. Even Jesus practised this. While we were yet sinners He died for us because He truly loved us.
* When you can sacrifice anything for them without hesitation. Even God Himself that is LOVE did this in John 3;16. Love cares so love gives.
* When up and downs don't affect the bonding. Just like our behaviours don't affect God's love towards us. True love is not affected by up and downs.
* When you can keep yours needs aside to take care of theirs.
* If their happiness is more important to you than yours. Our happiness was so important to Jesus that He endured the cross.
* You are not afraid. 1 John 4 vs 18 says ''There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love''. That says it all.
* You can die for the person.. Although that sounds unrealistic but is a sure sign of true love..
* You experience peace when with them.
* You are patient..
Thanks for reading this far.. Contributions are welcomed.. McLANNY... Happy new week

ProphetUdeme:
i wanted to attack you when i saw this thread, i thought it was about dating or relationship ish, i would have opted for you to carry such trash and feed them to those vultures wasting their lives at romance section.
So when i read the whole of your write up, i had to commend you for youre such a good writer. Keep it up

thanks alot.. God bless u

macville2:
yea all your points are valid. kudos

Thanks alot...

As a matter of truth Love is the greatest force in life.. It is more like a driver, it pushes you to do the things that you wouldn't try to attempt naturally. But the misconception about love today especially amidst the youth is quite alarming and this is because love itself is more of actions than in words.. The action partt of love is the most misused because of ignorance but it would be of great importance to say that the actions of love amidst married couples should be different from the actions of love between courting partners.. In the successive paragraphs i would be sharing few points on pointers to the fact that its true love your partner has towards you... Critics, corrections and kudos are welcomed as it is a personal write up...

YOU KNOW ITS TRUE LOVE..

* When you feel safe with him/her.. Everyone needs to be protected physically, mentally, financially, emotionally, all wise. So when you feel safe with your partner with no fear of heartbreaks and so on not because he/she is perfect but you just chose to feel safe then its true love..
* You feel connected [ heart to heart]. Only true love can makes you feel so connected, you just seem to have so many things in common even if you are both from a different world. Barbie and the castle is quite an example,
* When you can spend a whole week, month or year with the person and no single thought of sex crosses your mind. This holds only for unmarried partners. Sex is the ultimate action of love and is not meant for everyone.. Yes, it is meant for married couples alone. You know its true lovewhen you can be with your partner for a great while and not think of sex because it is not what brought you together but rather, the unique bonding.
* When you see their good sides and forget their faults.. Even Jesus practised this. While we were yet sinners He died for us because He truly loved us.
* When you can sacrifice anything for them without hesitation. Even God Himself that is LOVE did this in John 3;16. Love cares so love gives.
* When up and downs don't affect the bonding. Just like our behaviours don't affect God's love towards us. True love is not affected by up and downs.
* When you can keep yours needs aside to take care of theirs.
* If their happiness is more important to you than yours. Our happiness was so important to Jesus that He endured the cross.
* You are not afraid. 1 John 4 vs 18 says ''There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love''. That says it all.
* You can die for the person.. Although that sounds unrealistic but is a sure sign of true love..
* You experience peace when with them.
* You are patient..

Thanks for reading this far.. Contributions are welcomed.. McLANNY

Rich4god:
I been wan reply you, but as I see ur dp, I just gv up...

Wat?.. Bros u no try at all.. As a matter of fact dis is d greatest in**lt i ave evr read all my life.. More elbow to ur grease.. Lwkmd

I guess thats what you think... Lets wait and see.... Only time has the answer

Is this a survey or u trying to make front page If its a survey my answer will be..............

Thanks..... You have just succeeded in increasing d pressure in me..

Buhari wants 2 fight corruption,
Goodluck wants 2 transform Nigeria
EASY 2 SETTLE
Lets Vote Johnathan 2bi our President
then Buhari can be the EFCC Chairman.

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