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Darteyyyy: Let's turn the tables around now... You're single and searching (assuming) then you meet a guy who's this little definition of perfect and he won't proceed all in the nw of "we're just friends".... It won't be good

May I never be friend zoned by my future wife.

AMEN

Darteyyyy: @lomy @shegxi.... You can't expect me to be friends with a beautiful girl that has everything I'm looking for while I'm single. My holy book forbids that.

hahahahhahahahhaha! Which holy book be dat ooooo

Preciousone4ril: lol....d ancient city of bronze casting...benin city. Shebi u see?

hmmmmm! R u Benin? See my Benin brother ooo! Well @ least their mosquito no dey use pipe suck blood like lagos own

shegxi: gud dat u dodged d conscious or unconscious part of my post bt d sad reality is dat we attract our like, sometimes without knowing it ourselves.

this is getting interesting.....#clears throat,.......gets a bottle of alize, sits and watcch how dis movie unfolds

Preciousone4ril: if there was. Na iron cloths n helmet I for de wear. Life is sweeeeeet.

which part of the planet r u on

Gbengadan: Lyrics bawo? Hehehehehehehe. Deeva, I no understand u again o

na as u no understand sef. Make sense pass..... e be like say na only callmespices dey get ut rhythm

Gbengadan: Bosslady, my head dey intact o. Me don go hide sharperly as the guy talk that thing.

sharp guy! I dey believe U.....chop knuckle

Gbengadan: Dnt mind him, he's on his own stand.....

#clears throat # looks left, right, up......crosses to but pure water.....

shegxi: Chai!!! Dis callmespices abi na callmepepper babe don see me finish sha......mzflexydeeva, if i table her mata for dem bois for ekosodin, she go believe o....buh lemme pity her sha, omode lo n se

hmmmmmmm! Ekoso wetin? I. Weren't dere ooo

lomy: Must I always state my terms to every guy? That would boring then.. whenever a guy meets a babe that is so nice and free with them they just spoil the whole thing by asking the babe out..

I concur.........

callmespices: All of the above
Shegxi look like an ibadan guy to me
He too talk and sabi abuse

how do ib guys look o I tot their speciality was snapping in shop rite but Shegxi never snap 4 dere

harrysterol: plz don't snap on the high way o because sorry will be your next name
We r in dsame category (NYSC)bt God dy

who says I haven't snapped on the high way There is God

Darteyyyy: I agree..... I can't argue since I've not eaten.

hahahhahahaha! The power of hunger

lomy: Can't a lady and a guy be friends with no strings attached?

babe they can but extremely difficult

Preciousone4ril: I'm superbly cool. Hope ur nite was devoid of all d mosquito vampire kisses....

I wish I cud say no but thank God nothing like ebola mosquitoes

Preciousone4ril: Goood mornin lovely ppl....how was ur nights?

Good morning, how r u?

callmespices: Errmmm, u didn't observe well
Assually, it's moi and gbengadan
Oya, re observe

wow! R u saying shegxi no get level reach or na gbengadan lyrics make sense passs

Darteyyyy: Ice!!!

even ice melts with a little heat

Darteyyyy: Make I follow una meet new and cool people self... I'm far from cool though...

haaaaaa! If u no cool wetin u be?

Shegxi & callmespices I don dey suspect una. Gbengadan how ur head? @leeport u harsh well well o. U wan scatter the guy brain?

SignorOlamy: Morning all.....am new here!
I'm a Corp member currently serving in Ikot Ekpene (Akwa Ibom).

hi hi.....welcome on board. akwa ibom I see.....tell me is it true d girls dere run after u guys

All the peepers I see u all! Eku peeping

leeport: I lowkey.... perks of self employment

sorry ooo

leeport: morning beautiful

good morning dear... how r u today and how was ur nite....... hope ur Monday isn't too busy

callmespices: Una no ask na
Moreover, I didn't go on any vacation

hmmmmmmmmmmm!

Emmaesty: Thanks..... Exam should be in 4wks time. No time to check time again, gotta read cos na only Eba dey my head.

hahhahahhaahhhahahaahahha!

callmespices: Just like that??
To start with, u no inform " me" of ur vacation
Secondly, just shout out??
No parry, no jollof, no coke For reals??
U no try o babe

which dey u sef go arrange jollof rice mk we come chop abi u dey fear kitchen?

Emmaesty: I don resume oh Make una help me thank God. One month @ home no be beans oh. Boredom wan finish me 4 house but God gave me nairaland esp this thread to keep me sane. Wanna say a ShoutOut to Mzflexydeeva, shegxi, leeport, callmespices and the rest, who kept me entertained through out the 1 month period. Have a wonderful week ahead, God bless.

awwwww! So happy 4 u dear....go do us proud. hope exam is not immediately oooo All d best dear

roseiski: my exact pstutme score was 67% and jamb score-216

wow! Dats high. I'm sure something will come up. Stay positive

kenjava20: Good Evening happy Sunday to you all ....

good. Evening

Lol

Sarimah: blood of jesus!

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