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callmespices: Let's ogbeni shegxi decide dat

okay ooooooo

Okay ooooo

BlackStallion: I come against dat grace to resist the anointing to fucktion


Ah, a cutlass to clear the ground and a broom to sweep it clean before we boogie down? How thoughtful. Iyawo mi don't worry, you'll meet mama very soon

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e clear

BlackStallion: Why yuh press am
Na dis same tin make me beat one guy in 1954 ooo

BlackStallion: Mzflexydeeva sweetie, what's good? Love your oufit girl. You look familiar, have you ever been in one of my dreams/fantasies?

so sorry, must have skipped this. Thanks a bunch. Guy no pray make I dey ur dream o cos na broom and cutlass I dey carry enter dream

BlackStallion: Mzflexydeeva fuel scarcity dey oo. For you baby, I could be a boyi water. My dear you be ejanla walahi. Too sexy
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hmmmmmmmmm! Guy ur mouth sweet pass pizza, hot pass atarodo.....nna men! ur voice very very confusing but I thank God 4 grace

shegxi: Oboi.....dis thread de run pass usain bolt o
mzflexydeeva.....d class monitor, hw far
mamarazi, any aproko for us?
SerenaT. Have u done d assignment i gave u?
Gbengadan.......mtchew, asewo ni bobo yen mhen
ehnname don finish for naija ni?
all protocols duly observed.

shegxi my man. how u dey now? Wats d 411 I dey o....i just waka go buy cane cos some of these class pple dey make my head hot.

frankben: Pretty lasses abound here.

Mzflexydeeva, love your dp.

thank U.....for some reason I tot NL boys only like dps of girls half naked

BlackStallion: Nay, twas the spirit man. LOL! This wan wey anointing dey flow, mesef don see some fresh fish I for like rub my anointing oil untop. Oya girls make una come begin dey kneel down for my front one by one, make una dey queue oo

u no tell me say u be papi water...dis one u dey c fish so queue say wetin na? U be nega station ni? Btw am not aware of any fuel scarcity

Ehn: #Jesus is passing dis way# Egba mi o!

bravo my sister the spirit is moving

Gbengadan: No oh. U knw me na

them no dey know person finish o.......

Ehn: All d freshers in d ause; u r welcome in d name of d Lord, u r welcome in d name of d Lord. We can c in u, d glory of d Lord, u r welcome in d name of d Lord.
Welcome 2 church, welcome 2 d family...

with the power bestowed on me I now appoint u choir mistress......brothers in the Lord stay off for she is a moving fire.

Gbengadan: E kaaro gbogbo ile. Otutu oma, Buernos dias, Obowve, Good morning

obowve ooooooooo, se dada le ji

BlackStallion: Good morning darling. I'd love to take you out. We could go dancing. Are you a good dancer? You look like you know your way around the dance floor

flesh and blood did not reveal that to u

Good morning

leeport: morning

Good morning hommies and hunnies......TGIF. who is taking me out 2day

Unibenstudent: things are happening ? Permission tto derail?

permission not granted

Unibenstudent: just observing

okay oooooo! Sha no turn to observer newspaper

Unibenstudent: oh sarimah,the apple that is in my eden,am ready to hang my playing aTtitude for u,friend zone is all I seek?

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Sarimah: no

lol

cooljoe: u, m sewiosly thinking about "e-toasting" u

lol......guy my guardian angel dey here oooo! no let dem treat ur f*** up ooooo

Sarimah: I'm sowie

chai! Ok o. I haff hear

Okay ooooo

cooljoe: somewhere in Nigera

cooljoe: charge nd bail ke. Olorun ma je.

lol.....where did u train?

cooljoe: hian. Dats gud. Me is a supa dupa proud legal mind, nd black nd yte outfits is usually our tin. Ts al gud sha

hmmmmmmm! So there's an "oga d law " in d house.......hope say u no be charge and bail oooo

cooljoe: hehehehe, ok o. Dis one wey u dey black nd yte for dp, u got any inclination wit d legal world

nah! Science base.....proud biochemist

cooljoe: unto

mummy tinz

tobiboss: so you admit being ma lady is a great deal, or in ur words "better thing"?? ...
Just messing wit ya, hw was ur day?

my day was good. Spent most of it in a saloon, thank God I wasn't d one who came out looking like an expensive baboon

shegxi: nitori olorun......mzflexydeeva, wat i aff do for u? U just de monitor my movement, u be time keeper? Dere is osanobua o!!!

I gat my eyes on u

Sarimah:

c dis babe o! Wetin u do pain me o! Na hunger nearly. Kill me yesterday. I no gree chop and I take purge too. I even borrow moni to charge my fone make I no miss d address but u dull my style

cooljoe: u want to c ur mummy, shame

I dey suspect u ooooo

cooljoe: I wee tell my mummy for u

cry cry baby

Shegxi I see u o! U don dey peep again. Open door enter house make bird no go deposit for ur head wen u dey stretch neck