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Romance / Re: Obstacles That Might Have Kept Some Of Our Guys From Getting Married In 2015 *CT by MzLaurel(f): 7:47pm On Dec 30, 2015
Some men are scared of Marriage tax penalty babe. grin

Make we free dem small pls.
Romance / Re: How To Know He Is Not Worth To Be A Boyfriend. by MzLaurel(f): 7:44pm On Dec 30, 2015
So on point grin
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Stingy? by MzLaurel(f): 7:29pm On Dec 09, 2015
Mjshexy:
Ok it's good to know, when you re free you can send your account digits so i can wire it to you k tongue

Okaygrin

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Stingy? by MzLaurel(f): 12:28pm On Dec 09, 2015
Mjshexy:
MzLaurel don't disappoint me oh even though you sound like one of those ladies the Op is wailing about tongue

I'm differenttonguelipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Stingy? by MzLaurel(f): 12:28pm On Dec 09, 2015
StepTwo:


hmmm!

seriously, hmmmmm!

tongue
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Stingy? by MzLaurel(f): 12:27pm On Dec 09, 2015
Zceesneh:
lols seun come and see one of them grin

tongue
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Stingy? by MzLaurel(f): 5:42pm On Dec 08, 2015
Mjshexy:
Sorry bro, but we still have few lovely girls out there who re so selfless & can give you the whole world at their inconvenience.

I'm one of those few nice girlslipsrsealed
Give me 10 million first nd I won't hesitate to give you 10 thousand when you're broke. cheesy
Romance / Re: Chidinma Pleas Can U Piss In Ma Mout ??? by MzLaurel(f): 5:33pm On Dec 08, 2015
Smh4dlu undecided
Family / Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by MzLaurel(f): 5:15pm On Dec 08, 2015
Some men can be so heartless.
Gosh! I couldn't look at that pics twice embarassed

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Romance / Re: Abeg, Naija Girls, Why Do You Guys Like Taking Pictures In Cars.. by MzLaurel(f): 8:21pm On Nov 26, 2015
Lol at Naijaboy.

Hahahahahaha. You sure you really want to go dirty? I'm well prepared. gringrin

How come you suddenly forgot how to spell my name correctly.

I heard you posted some of your girlfriends convo here yesterday.grin Can't see anything thoughgrin

Don't forget I have so many things in store grinwink

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Romance / Re: Abeg, Naija Girls, Why Do You Guys Like Taking Pictures In Cars.. by MzLaurel(f): 9:35pm On Nov 24, 2015
naijaboiy:

i'm really too busy to cremate you.

[b]But don't worry Laurel...We shall do this some other time. Come prepared like you are today and please with better disses cos your words don't add up. It sounds like what those hostel girls use to insult each other


When i'm done with you,,Even your ghost will not be found on NL.

Just enjoy for now. Catch you later. wink
[/b]



Hahahahahahacheesy

You've got good writing skill I swear grin you need to start writing for ghosts.grin

My words doesn't add up right? Jelly fishtonguegrincheesy

I'll surely enjoy dear kissgrin

Farewell grin oopps! I mean goodbye for now NaijaGoat


Signed*La...m*wink

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Romance / Re: Abeg, Naija Girls, Why Do You Guys Like Taking Pictures In Cars.. by MzLaurel(f): 7:11pm On Nov 24, 2015
naijaboiy:

[b]Honestly what is the meaning of the hogwash you typed up therethere? Astute mind into the stinking mushroom?

Look at this mgbeke girl trying to speak even what her English teacher at that dilapidated secondary school doesn't know of. You are nothing but a disgrace to the stùpid ancestral race you represent. grin
[/b]



And you have a job? Oh! I forgot spreading your elephantisis ridden leg open to display your maggot infested vagina for wanton sex has become your pastime in recent years. Keep it up. If Nairaland is my secretariat then your oceanic vagina is the headquarters of different shapes and sizes of dicks. cheesy



This should be referred to that drunkard of a man you call a father. Rumour has it that you are the product of a one night stand he had with the dying corpse of the mad woman called your mother. I weep for you my dear. sad


There is no sense in what you are saying here. You need to go back and create better disses. cool


So says the compound olosho who lost her virginity at the age of 15 to that paedophilic uncle of hers. People like you deserve to be caste into the wilderness where scorpions would sting you to death and the world can live freely because without you,it's one less rétarded swine off this beautiful face of the earth. smiley


i just did bítch. Stùpid recto-cranially inverted assholès like you are no match for me when it comes to word battles like this. cheesy

So you can take a sit somewhere or you bring it on like it's hot and i'll show you why it's only bitchés like you that get high on their disgusting monthly flow. wink


Lmao....I don't expect you to understand since you're a product of saint Bananbas community grammar school. Ashigrin


It's Elephantiasis dear not Elephantisis[/b]Olodo. grin

[b]What you wrote up there is the biography of Elizabeth Eze your olosho girl friend in Unibengrin
No be because she catch HIV through her prostitution na e make you Hate everything in skirt.....Oloshi who send you
. gringrintongue



Hheheheehe. Fool. My dad is a responsible man not like your stewpid dad who's a highway robber.
You're a product of high way robber and a full time Prostitute mother of yours who dumped you on a village dumping ground after giving birth to you.
OMG!shocked I'm not supposed to post that here. Sorry buddy I exposed your lil secret here cheesy shockedcheesy

If not for catholic Mother Esther who picked you up from the dumping ground, you would've have been dead by now.
No be say your existence even get meaning sef
gringrin


buhahaha.. I know it won't make sense to you cos your brain is 1995 version...you need to upgrade it to the newest version Dearsmiley

Even if you upgrade your brain to the newest version you stewpid ass, cannot understand anything
gringrin

Compound Olosho who lost her virginity at 15...grin lwkm grin dunno why you mistake me for Elizabeth.. See me see wahala. Guy you need help. BTW, is she dead or alive gringrintongue




Make your pants, hang it around your neck, then make a jelly of it and eat it like the dumbass you are. I'm ready for you BOY. grin

Fool I would throw you into deep water to sink or swim today.

Make sure you write your will before you reply me cos you'll soon become a history not a history maker like your Late father who was sentenced to death in Federal high court Abuja. May his soul rest in perfect peace. embarassedembarassed

oh! I forgot the greatest asset you have is your stüpidity. cheesygrin

Come on Donkey. Don't sleep yet. grin

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Romance / Re: Abeg, Naija Girls, Why Do You Guys Like Taking Pictures In Cars.. by MzLaurel(f): 4:44pm On Nov 24, 2015
naijaboiy:

Wait! cheesy

You and your friend must have been delusional enough to think that because i'm fooling around with y'all then you are scoring points and making sense. undecided

I don suffer sha. cheesy

You are nothing but a wretched marsupial. So you sef wanna talk? Bring it on. undecided

[b]Shebi e nor go end this year? i'm ready
.

How is that your fake boyfriend in dubai by the way. cheesy
[/b]



Yeah truly you don suffer. fool! cheesy


Your astute minds have completely turned into stinking mushroom.

See him reply I'm ready....Jobless guy. grin I no say nairaland don turn your secreteriat that's why you get time reply insults.

You stink like devilish filth thrown from Canada.
You scum of all scoundrels grin

Hahahahahaha.... My fake boyfriend in Dubai! gringrin what else can one say here, except that these ideas originate in your wanton concoctions, or drunken dream gringringrin

Thank God my fake boyfriend is in Dubai since it's the capital of your own London. grin

Oponu. Convey my regards to Elizabeth your olosho gal friend in Benin city. I pray she gets well soon. gringrin

Oya now! Reply again, e don tey wey I chat with a fool like you dear. grin

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Romance / Re: Abeg, Naija Girls, Why Do You Guys Like Taking Pictures In Cars.. by MzLaurel(f): 7:02am On Nov 24, 2015
AfricanApple:
so even if I'm in my father's car and feels like taking a shot, I shouldn't? na you just carry the matter for head like gala o, abeg how market? undecided

I wonder oo grin

When I checked post of people i'm following nd I saw Lanicky yabbing someone. Mehn I was surprised.
You rarely see her doing this kinda shit..but that guy is something else. So full of his stewpid self.
See him talking about E fame. Foolish pikin don turn nairaland to National house of Rep. grin


I'm done here jare. If I start e no go end this year. I'm not as cool as Lanicky when it comes to trashing lil BOYS like this.

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by MzLaurel(f): 12:51pm On Nov 23, 2015
lanicky:
grin


Aww..I'm feeling so fly like a G6 grin

Thanks dear..

wink anything for you swt
Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by MzLaurel(f): 10:31am On Nov 21, 2015
MzLaurel:
Happy birthday sweetest Lanicky...

You're one in a million, your kinda personality is rare. Your cheerful aura made me notice you the very first day I joined nairaland.

Happy birthday sweet.I wish you long life and prosperity.

Oya wey our family them. Make we start to they share the gala oogrin

Cc:


annie4119, Laveda, damadex, SenJoe, toniro, asumo12, Stepsse, lalasticlala, ivyy, Cherlene, Dahjhi, Kachisbarbie, sinaj, babyBB, Obinnau), misshoree, jayhans, samdolad, Prettyvhickie, lekinz, CR77, uthman305, Samuel2337, amzee, Mrbee21), Isaacmacdon, ), ibroauthen, Unike1( babareketaiwo, scentmarlc, AlienStar, cyndax ), dahreyM, pinkiberry, alpacino2014 ), sam13, soloboss, sanniex6, Niyi47, Chinatownm, chimerase2, layuns, pitypec, deeLima86, omojoshy, Marcus3883, himurax007, Steezz, chucky234, alasboy4u, richidinho, dmola, hustler86



smiley

drianstylez, cuteboy2, Tuntheycr7, hayzee545, Tundeajani, CaptainCodes ), bisayor(m), chibwike), ga1ba2003), Gozychuks, ekmike, wulzyp, finestkester1, inyson, Libkid, vicadex07, PucciGuru), kulkris, spanzed, Youngsage, Pedagogue, Tessy10, Jbluv55, redgem, sparkleboy, ALAYORMII, mthombeni56calv ), Spaxon, marcelie ), mcfarlin, MzPreshie, bizzle2, nikkypearl ), biggerboyc, Neldrizzy), sameer1212, ndanaku, rapmike ), MsAnne), jobsat34(m), Beennkumar ), Yungmilio2 , kayjuu bioduneberry , decode55, , JeffreyJamez, sucobaba Khemyte ), Ezemust, noks, Cheriepet, meelorlah blazinglove), NadiaSA1, daveP ), PrinxArthur1), xamster ), JigsawKillah, KingTom tmx21), PrettySpicey, PrinceAdepoju, KelvinGraphics, omotayo9177, damoskiy, ), kingphilip ), Lorlaahlozz ), Miracy

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by MzLaurel(f): 10:20am On Nov 21, 2015
MzLaurel:
Happy birthday sweetest Lanicky...

You're one in a million, your kinda personality is rare. Your cheerful aura made me notice you the very first day I joined nairaland.

Happy birthday sweet.I wish you long life and prosperity.

Oya wey our family them. Make we start to they share the gala oogrin

Cc:


annie4119, Laveda, damadex, SenJoe, toniro, asumo12, Stepsse, lalasticlala, ivyy, Cherlene, Dahjhi, Kachisbarbie, sinaj, babyBB, Obinnau), misshoree, jayhans, samdolad, Prettyvhickie, lekinz, CR77, uthman305, Samuel2337, amzee, Mrbee21), Isaacmacdon, ), ibroauthen, Unike1( babareketaiwo, scentmarlc, AlienStar, cyndax ), dahreyM, pinkiberry, alpacino2014 ), sam13, soloboss, sanniex6, Niyi47, Chinatownm, chimerase2, layuns, pitypec, deeLima86, omojoshy, Marcus3883, himurax007, Steezz, chucky234, alasboy4u, richidinho, dmola, hustler86



Shafiu1, youngsahito, GodblessNig247), eni4real), tocin44, spazzy4real10, stunt89, Businessnaija), ochoa, bamgbalaot ), youmour ), orunmoluyi, Femistico), CoachNehes, Lisaint, ligopedro(m), Emodeee, banjorin89, Erriga ), abiolaope, SweetSoup, ayanbaba2, aventura, warripekin), NigellusHosan, mailadedamola ), pasol4real, Lanre4uonly, Pelmet, Ask4bigneyo ), MaxNaija, loomer, Joshkid ), Deejavuu, thatgurlvixen, softwhispers, LinXinyu, immortalvoices, tohpahz ), khiaa , Michdear, Twaci , SOBSISRAEL ), Rasengan02, akmaldin ), irewolepeter ), elohorayodele, Chimourinho, crazysaint, dre11 , STARSHYNE ), dammywapes, charming247, Claireshan1), ultrazone, HillarieP, sholly28, ceo003, JoeCutie, daniel565, MzMessiTohBadt, chisco82, Trypa(f), enimcnite, SexySapphire, franklingud ), Cleffwizzy, ), maxy097 ), thexzy, segenton, TRADELYN, Bunchersstabsmiley

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by MzLaurel(f): 10:03am On Nov 21, 2015
ggrin:
cheesy


Smh.

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by MzLaurel(f): 10:01am On Nov 21, 2015
Happy birthday sweetest Lanicky...

You're one in a million, your kinda personality is rare. Your cheerful aura made me notice you the very first day I joined nairaland.

Happy birthday sweet.I wish you long life and prosperity.

Oya wey our family them. Make we start to they share the gala oogrin

Cc:


annie4119, Laveda, damadex, SenJoe, toniro, asumo12, Stepsse, lalasticlala, ivyy, Cherlene, Dahjhi, Kachisbarbie, sinaj, babyBB, Obinnau), misshoree, jayhans, samdolad, Prettyvhickie, lekinz, CR77, uthman305, Samuel2337, amzee, Mrbee21), Isaacmacdon, ), ibroauthen, Unike1( babareketaiwo, scentmarlc, AlienStar, cyndax ), dahreyM, pinkiberry, alpacino2014 ), sam13, soloboss, sanniex6, Niyi47, Chinatownm, chimerase2, layuns, pitypec, deeLima86, omojoshy, Marcus3883, himurax007, Steezz, chucky234, alasboy4u, richidinho, dmola, hustler86

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Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:49pm On Oct 15, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
them? No! I am/was her only boo cry cry

Wait oo...so why didn't you make it open

Biko. Wey Lanicky? lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:46pm On Oct 15, 2015
Laveda:
Thought as much grin

Might be travelling to france next week...wanna go meet lanicky and her boo grin


Hahahaha.. Abeg I go tag along ogrin
Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:45pm On Oct 15, 2015
youmour:


Wallahi if you can make it happen i will be forever be in your debt.grannies are my favourites.

Faints. Jesu Christi of Nairaland shocked
Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:43pm On Oct 15, 2015
Trypa:









She don run oh

Lmao....did you call her?
Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:37pm On Oct 15, 2015
youmour:



Its not easy to find love this days nii,all girls are taken,if i fit just find one lasan i go love her like oxygen.i no care sef if na cripple sef


My grandma is single and seriously searching grin
Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:36pm On Oct 15, 2015
youmour:




Pls add me up lets keep in touch 7F33823D
Maybe we go act our own india film for NL someday


Why should I? tongue

Give me 765 reasons why I should add you bae grin
Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:34pm On Oct 15, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
cry cry

See them Lanicky's boogrin

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Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:33pm On Oct 15, 2015
youmour:
Hmm,congrats sha.love is not for everyone make i just lay my mat here dey ronu

Why ironu?
Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:32pm On Oct 15, 2015
Laveda:
Seriously? Hope not lanicky's kinda travel grin

Good, you?

Sure it is grin
Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:31pm On Oct 15, 2015
youmour:


When are you coming again?

Next week grin
Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:29pm On Oct 15, 2015
charijee:
Azz in ehn grin grin...see as the nigga merge the pictures cheesy cheesy

Lmao...I'm sure Lanicky is hiding under her bed.grin

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Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:23pm On Oct 15, 2015
ggrin:
lanicky loveembarassed....shai shai shai shai shai


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Nd I can't laugh the laugh alone

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahahagahahahagahahahahacheesycheesygrincheesygrin

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Romance / Re: I Found Love!!! by MzLaurel(f): 10:21pm On Oct 15, 2015
ggrin:
shockedshockedshocked


My crush is takenembarassed

Lol tongue

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