₦airaland Forum

prinx55555:
Na so. Street gaz chop. Nice to have you back.

No be lie my chale.

prinx55555:
Welcome back Farida, both to Nigeria and to Nairaland.
You haven't landed and our boys already started showing your their colors.

Prince man. Thanks my chale.
Naija guys no dey slack.
5 seconds every where don burst.

Egoat:
MZrapper.

Where is she
Almost a week since her return and we haven't heard from her.

TemitopeJnr:
Good morning Mama Mzrapper.
I pray you are fine.

lirusehn:
Mzrapper
Just checking on you.
I believe you are fine.

Sehindemi:
She's probably lost her phone.

maynation:
The only thing I could think of too.

Collegenews:
Maman no news still.
Like Demi said, I think she lost her phone.
We can only keep hoping she's fine.

prinx55555:
For real, no one has heard from Farida?
Collegenews, any news?

Thanks guys.
My phone was stolen actually and my Nigerian sim already stopped working.
Took me a while to retrieve it.
Wagwan my people?

Queenyprinxex:
One nylon bag of makeup kits and you've become a C.E.O.

Hahahahahaha
Who did this to CN na.

Collegenews na werey, Allah.

Collegenews:
I have seen enough to judge.
NaijaLOADEDdotcom.
You know the load does it for me.
Moh just see first sha.

Chale apreh!

Collegenews:
Demi and I are very close padi na.
But Demi fine o.
I swear on God.
Meeehnnn.

Wait till you meet me.

Collegenews:
Whose Pinky are you asking if she'd come? Mine? You wish.
That was how Sehindemi saw her last week and she was busy drooling and tripping and falling for her. Enough.

Haqhaqhaqhaq
Are you trying to throw shades? Cease looking for trouble.

Collegenews:
.
Whatever

What's worrying you this morning chale. Do you need money?
Or pinky hasn't given you food?
Talking about Pinky, I hope you'll he coming with her?

Collegenews:
You wey dey eff up. I already planned entourage of 100 senior men that will welcome you to Nigeria from the airport. You decided you want to trekk from Ghana to Nigeria, abi from South Africa de ni.

You are just making me laugh like what I don't know.
Don't worry, I don't want to see 100 men, I only want to see my people here.
My real chale-men.

Collegenews:
Adeuti Ojajuni Odegbuyi.
That's his full name.

Mad man.

Collegenews:
The one that became a prime minister from a prisoner?

Exactly.

Collegenews:
If you like don't believe, maintain your disbelief while I keep making my money. Who cares?
About the betting odds, I have never been involved in that nonsense and I'm sure it's not scriptural too so most definitely, my God won't reveal such nonsense to me.

That was harsh tho.
Well, good for you.
What's the name of that dreamer in the Bible?

Collegenews:
Believe it or not.
I was pre informed in my dream one time that the price of red oil would rise.
I bought over 650 kegs and hoarded them, I bought a keg for #5,500 and in less than two months I sold them for #11,300. Do the mathematics.
One other time, it was about the hike in dollar price. I was preinformed too.
I bought almost 20k dollars at #160/dollar and hoarded them, few months after I sold them at #250/dollar and that was because I didn't want to take further risk because there is always an atom of doubt and this won't make me patiently wait to see the end of it.
That same year, the price of dollar rose above #500/dollar but due to my lack of enough faith, I sold at #250. Imagine if I had waited? Where did I get the hunch from? My dream.
God is my witness.

Wow!

Come and give me investment tips.
Puleazee.

I believe you tho.

Collegenews:
You won't believe because you probally don't have the gift. You can't initiate a particular expected dream, it doesn't work that way.
But believe me, I have made more than 5 million naira profit from a side investment that didn't take up to 2 months all because I got the heads up from my dream.

I don't get you.

Collegenews:
I swear to God it wasn't a guess work.
I ordinarily won't try to convince you but let's just say it's needful and I love you. You know?
How could that have been a guess work? Liru even said four months, who expected her to show up before the next surgery?
My symbolic dreams are very accurate to be sincere.

'Love you' kill you there.
Maybe you should start giving people sure betting odds to be believed. Not only symbolic but shambolic.

Petyprincess:
Dear it baffles me also, there are people around you that needs help but they will still come online to help people that aren't genuine nd later they realized its scam. There are child beggars on the street that i will rather cook for nd see them smile. Most of these people aren't genuine!!
With all these stories some people will still send another scammer money tomorrow!!
Maybe it is to show off because i don't get it exactly

How do they even get these scam messages if they don't accept the pm? There is a neighbor that needs help around you, your distance family aren't left out! Why helping anonymous people online that aren't sure they are genuine?

You were making good points until you ignorantly talked about show off or one's neighbourhood.
Scratch out the show off, that's lame. It's simply about ease of doing so and out of compassion for humanity. You can barely see any thread on nairaland devoid of beggars these days and unless you have totally mastered the art of not giving a f u c k, you can't help but pay attention.
Secondly, you think everyone on Nairaland stays in beggars-infested neighborhoods? Or you think it's everyone that has enough time to start visiting those areas looking for who to help?
People who don't have the energy to undergo unnecessary stress in a bid to help can just pick one or two genuine cases (even though it's rare) and help.
From my end tho, I will rather spit on their shameless skulls than waste my penny on them.

maynation:
Funniest thing is his mails from his numerous monikers got delivered to my mail and Bobo's mail at the same time.
Nairaland ehn.
He's only successfully blocked the chances of genuine people.
Not like anyone is even cut out for nairalanders' deceptive stratagems tho, definitely not anymore. Those days are gone for good.

Way to go, else resources shall be wasted.
These lots are unrepentant scammers.

Sehindemi:
May their gullible victims locate them. Definitely not from here.

Sehindemi:
Nothing on Nairaland surprises me anymore.

It disgusts me a lot. A good number of them are in Diary section, scheming to scam with sob stories.

Squillaci been busted.

https://www.nairaland.com/6153095/beware-fraudster-squillaci-lovenkreaand-evangkatsoulis
These sobstory-cookers on Nairaland are all scammers.
May God punish all of them.

Nairaland has been hijacked by useless scammers. This same idiot sent PMs to four people known to me here with two of those monikers.
Oloriburuku olosi.

maynation:
Ohh!kay! diaries.
That will be later tho, I have to catch up with some things first.
I love me too, DT scratch that, love you too.

I bet you will fall in love with her when you read her out.
She is a prodigy, a very rare one.

Egoat:
Lol. I know what's up. Thanks mama mi.
Yeahhhh I'm home.

Okies.
Good night sweetie.
See you!

Egoat:
Alright Ma, I am looking forward to everything.
Not too far. It is trekkable and I am never alone too. Thanks for your concern mama.

Glad you understood that question. That your area scares the living hell out of me. You welcome chale.
I trust you'll be fine sha.
Please be!
Home already?

Egoat:
I believe it will help a lot, since it's a new salon I have to attract them with that offer so that they can have a free trial that will convince them. Oga CN gave me the advice tho, and it's working.
I am coping, I still have some change left and some old papas do pay too. Only the young guys don't. If you arrive on Saturday, when will it be?

All the best chale mi.
I will definitely need a few days to cool off, so I can't tell when it will be.
But I will have CN update you however it goes.
Hope your shop isn't far from your home tho? That's with the closing at odd hours.

Egoat:
Clientele means customers? If yes.
The number is very high but it's because I am currently running a free service for now.
I close 9 PM if there aren't customers to attend to, but yesterday I closed 11, same with Monday.
Naija people like feww things.
I can't wait to see you Ma.

Yeah, it means customers.
And yeah, I can't wait to see you too.
Would the free service help the business growth? How are you coping with the fueling and all?

Egoat:
True Mama, I have a lot of customers to attend to.
Work has been fine, bless God.
Now that you are in GH, when should we be expecting you?

Cool to know work is fine and better that you are getting high clientele, quite encouraging.
I plan on coming on Saturday.
When do you close?

Egoat:
Good evening Mama. Long time.
How are you?

Yeah, been a while.
I see you've been busy these days.
I'm fine my darling, how is work?

Collegenews:
Awon e'lete.
You can't kill my shine.

You tried with that guess work tho.

Collegenews:
By the time I'm done showing you people my spiritual side, you all will be in my DM with your prayer requests.

We don see you.

Collegenews:
I had a dream that May came online.
Y'all should watch out, she will be here soonest like in less than a week.
My dreams don't fail.
I'm down for a million naira bet tho, just in case.

This motherfokaaaaaaa.