maynation:

Lol. Seriously? Who is deceiving you little one?

Collegenews:

Adeuti Ojajuni Odegbuyi.
That's his full name.

TemitopeJnr:

Coooool Ma.
Diaries actually.
I love you Auntie Mercy.

Those results!!!!
The analysis!!!
Your writing skills!!!
Your command of the English language!!!
Did I tell you I like Animated movies?
You are too awesome DT.
I don't like you tho, you are too brilliant and bright that I'm jealous already.
All the best in your coming exam.

Collegenews:

Whose Pinky are you asking if she'd come? Mine? You wish.
That was how Sehindemi saw her last week and she was busy drooling and tripping and falling for her. Enough.

WTF is this one talking about?
Who was doing all those?
The number 23rd of your numerous girlfriends (simply put Pinky) is cute though.

Sehindemi:

WTF is this one talking about?
Who was doing all those?
The number 23rd of your numerous girlfriends (simply put Pinky) is cute though.

You are just a hater Demi. You admired her or you didn't? Abi e wo ni jshsleuskshsksbsldh.
23rd kee you there.

One nylon bag of makeup kits and you've become a C.E.O.

Hahahahahaha
Who did this to CN na.

Queenyprinxex:
One nylon bag of makeup kits and you've become a C.E.O.

Hahahahahaha
Who did this to CN na.

Collegenews na werey, Allah.

maynation:


Those results!!!!
The analysis!!!
Your writing skills!!!
Your command of the English language!!!
Did I tell you I like Animated movies?
You are too awesome DT.
I don't like you tho, you are too brilliant and bright that I'm jealous already.
All the best in your coming exam.

Auntiee Mercy baby mi.
Thank you so much.
Don't worry you will like me with time. Lol.
Thanks so much, I am grateful Ma.

Collegenews:

You are just a hater Demi. You admired her or you didn't? Abi e wo ni jshsleuskshsksbsldh.
23rd kee you there.

When did letting someone know she's beautiful become drooling, falling and yada yada yada?
What number is she? remind me again.

MZrapper:


Collegenews na werey, Allah.

Swears.

MZrapper:


Collegenews na werey, Allah.

Queenyprinxex:
One nylon bag of makeup kits and you've become a C.E.O.

Hahahahahaha
Who did this to CN na.

TemitopeJnr:

Lol.

Man, these your unfeltered voices na fire.

lirusehn:

Man, these your unfeltered voices na fire.

Thanks Myman. No be lie.
How far that PC na? Borders are active now.
Can you help get it?

Collegenews:

Thanks Myman. No be lie.
How far that PC na? Borders are active now.
Can you help get it?

Let me make one or two calls, we can deal in the DM sha.

lirusehn:

Let me make one or two calls, we can deal in the DM sha.

You na correct man.
Thanks.

Hello Family.
Who missed this boy?

I missed everyone here including those who aren't missing me.

Mama Farida will be in Nigeria today (if she is not here already sef).
If you want to see her, please send me a PM.
Limited chances and Terms and conditions apply. Free ticket to May.
PS
Anyone who reads Oga CN's update and didn't laugh aloud is a sadist.

Egoat:
Hello Family.
Who missed this boy?

I missed everyone here including those who aren't missing me.

Mama Farida will be in Nigeria today (if she is not here already sef).
If you want to see her, please send me a PM.
Limited chances and Terms and conditions apply. Free ticket to May.
PS
Anyone who reads Oga CN's update and didn't laugh aloud is a sadist.

I don't understand this your on-and-off presence.
Are you cutting all the hairs of your fellow Nigerians?

Queenyprinxex:

I don't understand this your on-and-off presence.
Are you cutting all the hairs of your fellow Nigerians?

You know when the boy is good, you have plenty, customers.
Did I tell you my Salon is the best and the most beautiful in this entire town of mine ?
I swear o.
You can imagine how everyone wants to taste the boy.

Egoat:

You know when the boy is good, you have plenty, customers.
Did I tell you my Salon is the best and the most beautiful in this entire town of mine ?
I swear o.
You can imagine how everyone wants to taste the boy.

Just when I thought I have heard enough of this barbershop.
Nice to have you around.
I don't know but I miss you around these days.

Queenyprinxex:

Just when I thought I have heard enough of this barbershop.
Nice to have you around.
I don't know but I miss you around these days.

Who won't miss me?
I beg you in the name of God that is a joke.
I am happy to be misssssssssssssssssed.

Don't worry, the free service ends today, patronage may reduce.
More time for the boy.
May isn't online today, I hope she's fine?

Egoat:

Who won't miss me?
I beg you in the name of God that is a joke.
I am happy to be misssssssssssssssssed.

Don't worry, the free service ends today, patronage may reduce.
More time for the boy.
May isn't online today, I hope she's fine?

I refuse to hate you. You want the patronage to reduce?
You haven't been online for over 48 hours, were you not fine?

Queenyprinxex:

I refuse to hate you. You want the patronage to reduce?
You haven't been online for over 48 hours, were you not fine?

Lmao.
Okay May is fine.
But you can't compare na, I have been busy with one or three things as I have many customers to deal with but May is just recuperating na. And she has not been online for months, I expect her to hang around.
I have missed her and she has missed me too.

Egoat:

Lmao.
Okay May is fine.
But you can't compare na, I have been busy with one or three things as I have many customers to deal with but May is just recuperating na. And she has not been online for months, I expect her to hang around.
I have missed her and she has missed me too.

You are talkative just like CN.
She has missed you too?
Oga I asked if you were praying to lose clientele??

Queenyprinxex:

You are talkative just like CN.
She has missed you too?
Oga I asked if you were praying to lose clientele??

Yes she has missed me too even more than I missed her.
Not praying to lose anyone o but it's just reality. When the free service is over, patronage will normally reduce. Its not badluck.

Egoat:

Yes she has missed me too even more than I missed her.
Not praying to lose anyone o but it's just reality. When the free service is over, patronage will normally reduce. Its not badluck.

The bolded, try Nuplazid, it cures hallucinations.
You have closed for the day I presume?
BTW May was online today, she used her diary's moniker.

Queenyprinxex:

The bolded, try Nuplazid, it cures hallucinations.
You have closed for the day I presume?
BTW May was online today, she used her diary's moniker.

Hallucinations? lmao.
Yeah I have closed. I close early when there is a serious match, guys seem to get busy.
Oh she came with that?
She must have come to check on me and she left when she didn't see me.
Oh my May.

Egoat:


Hallucinations? lmao.
Yeah I have closed. I close early when there is a serious match, guys seem to get busy.
Oh she came with that?
She must have come to check on me and she left when she didn't see me.
Oh my May.

She left when she didn't see you as in?
Like da phoq is this egbon talking about?

Queenyprinxex:

She left when she didn't see you as in?
Like da phoq is this egbon talking about?

I can bet she left when she didn't see me.
Please help me tell her that I am doing very fine.
She should not worry herself too much.
Are you the one liking my posts?

Egoat:

I can bet she left when she didn't see me.
Please help me tell her that I am doing very fine.
She should not worry herself too much.
Are you the one liking my posts?

That smiling emoji means you are serious? Hope you ain't tryna make me curse ya butt?
Nay, not the one.

Queenyprinxex:

That smiling emoji means you are serious? Hope you ain't tryna make me curse ya butt?
Nay, not the one.

I don't understand wassup mehn wassup mehn o.
I wonder who the liker is.

Egoat:

I don't understand wassup mehn wassup mehn o.
I wonder who the liker is.

Just laughed my ass out.
Yo cray man.

Queenyprinxex:



Just laughed my ass out.
Yo cray man.

I am serious, I hardly understand when you type like that. Like that your convo with Oga Liru.
Didn't understand anything from it.