maynattion:

I can bet my kidney that you don't and can never.
Good night joor.

You will tell me when we finally get to meet, else all you members of the crew are in hot soup.
Good night anyways, have a wonderful night rest. I am very happy to have you back and I'm happier you are now.perfectly fine.

maynattion:

Ask someone else.

Just one I almost stopped hating you.

maynattion:

Eyah! Thanks very much my sister.
This means a lot. I'm honestly grateful.
Muchas gracias.

You welcome.
Now what is IAAPMOO?

maynattion:

Lmao.
That boldened is exactly what my Bobo would do.
Wish I saw it tho. Now I really really wish your phone wasn't lost.
No long thing sha.

If you won't believe anything from me, just believe this and take it seriously. Your life is an absolute definition of grace and your man is an obvious blessing in excess. Not many would be that lucky. Please never stop doing whatever it is you are doing that is making God bless every facet of your life.

maynattion:

Sorry about your phone, I read that too. Don't worry mama mi, you will collect in scores when we meet.
How much did that guy reveal? I saw the 703BC too. Trust Liru to never reveal everything about the diary. In fact he didn't tell me he created one until I came across '703BC' in your diary and CN's. Please how much did I miss?

Your man is a certified weirdo albeit a very adorable one, just when people were starting to enjoy the diary, he took it down saying the likes, shares, views and mentions were too much. But honestly, I enjoyed every part of the update and that nigga is one epitome of sweetness and awesomeness overload.
He made like 8 updates in total and he already had 1700 plus views. I actually saved the page but it was saved on my lost phone. My dear, I blushed on your behalf. How people easily found out it was him even beat my imagination. If I could forget everything, I won't forget the siggy, she grows beautifully everyday can't wait to see her tomorrow. Had to use it on my status on whatsap.

maynattion:

You are welcome, please let's meet already so that you can receive more. We have plentyyyyyyyyy.
Talking about 'Maj', I saw it in your diary one time. What is the deal?

I can't wait to see you guys, especially you, I can't just wait. I even lost the three he sent to me with my phone, I need to get them back and more.
Maj? Is it a crime? Do you want to go to Namibia to find out?

maynattion:

Aye mi oooooooooooooooooo.
Had to go confirm it from your diary. AJS did it?
Yeeeeeeeeeeparipa!!!!!!!!
Awa omo Jesu re oooo.
Welcome to Christ, may this salvation be permanent. It's not easy at all, this could have only been God.
I swear I'm happy.
Congratulations my sister.

Amennn.
My dear, all thanks to Liru for sending me the messages, can't wait to get more.
Thank you jare Maj mi.
AJS is fire!.

maynattion:

Wait! You are joking, aren't you?

Joking bawo? Islam and godlessness are a thing of the past.

maynattion:

The ones that aren't mine aren't mine .
The one he confirmed he's referring to is mine.
Oluwa lo ba mi se.

Awwn!
You are the only one here who hasn't welcomed me to Christ by the way? Abi you think it's easy to find salvation ni?

maynattion:
…but which Liru are you talking about? My own Liru?…

This line actually made me smile sweetly, which one isn't yours.

maynattion:

Okay then, I will.

I trust you.

maynattion:

I am aware we are meeting but I don't even know a thing about it. It's all on Bobo, whatever he says ni te mi.

You can at least word him and know for us the day he's free huh?

Egoat:

Please try and check it out first.
Let us start from there.

Alright love.
I will.

maynattion:

Thank you so much babaly.
I am so grateful for everything.
You are a Bae.

When is our tryst May?

Egoat:

You na. Few days after your return, i sent you some things and you didn't talk about it.

I am very sorry I must have missed it.
There is not a problem really for my end. Just fix a date with them and I'm cool. Okay?

Egoat:

Lol.
Oga Liru hasn't replied my last mail yet, guess he's busy.
Oga CN is even busy to address it.
Mama Farida didn't reply my mails too.

Who is Farida again?
What mail?

Egoat:
Lol. Young boss yen gan gan ni.
In between the first two weeks of this month was the plan but as it is I am not sure it is realistic. I may have to start reaching out one after the other again.

Why isn't it realistic? Chale talk to me, don't speak in puns.

Egoat:

Lol. @ Daddy.
What are you talking about Ma?

Our meeting of course. I was told you are in charge as per young boss. What is your plan?

Egoat:

Her royal awesomeness, Chief Mrs Oluwalirusehn Jesumaynation is back.
I missed you.
Glad you are back.

Daddy Egoat.
Glad you are here. How is it going to be?

Noisyrians:
Rubbish talk! And nigerians have better diction? Arrant crap!

Locate the nearest cliff and jump off it.

Sehindemi:

Typing in Yoruba is far better.

Fcck you sweetie.

Mogbe ooooo.

Sehindemi:

I don't even care where she is from. Her diction is just bad.

maynation:

Yekpa!
I think she is from Ghana, Ghanaians commit blunders a lot.

Now I'm rolling on the floor laughing.

Sehindemi:

Go and work on your usage of English language.

I understand you are my Karma.

maynation:

I saw it, I saw it.
It's aloud.

Sehindemi:

I thought you were learned, didn't know I was wrong.

Fcck you Demi.

maynation:

Yeah, very very 'aloud' of course.

Hahahahaha.
Pretend you didn't see that.

maynation:

Rara! Marry ko, divorce ni.

Polygamy is allowed, isn't it?

lirusehn:
No one should quote me anymore biko.
I don't know how to stalk.

Chale mehn.
Come and marry me, I promise not to stalk you.

lirusehn:

Please let a sleeping dog lie.
All she did is normal.

That is it.
Case closed.

lirusehn:

She did not talk to me.

Like stalk stalk?

maynation:

Ahh Mzrapper, what do you want to gain na?

Let me get my answer na.

lirusehn:
Crazy people.

Did she stalk you or not?