“Out of me and him, one go dey ground. Dead body go surplus if him try am with me. Me, agbero.”

khiaa:


I mean all aspects.. How are you demanding?

That was a joke, I’m the least demanding dude you’ll ever see. Just be smart, ambitious, supportive, big boobs (I’l die for boobs) and most importantly drama free; I want peace of mind. Can’t deal with a nagging lady. No way!

khiaa:


Thanks, we have to work on getting you a woman. Describe your ideal woman.

That’s a lot of work sis. I’m too demanding and I offer little or nothing #Jokes

When you say ‘define’ we talking physical attributes or general?

khiaa:


Baby brother I have always had a man in reality.

Oh! I’m happy for you ‘big sis’. My regards to him

khiaa:


l have always had a man. Bombs and gunshots, well that's just like a man. Cuddling up with your woman and watching romantic movies is just fine. This time of the year it still gets cold at nite so its fun to cuddle together under a warm blanket.

Fair enough. My pillow and whiskey are what I cuddle up to life can be hard on some of us

Btw, how did I miss the news of you having a man? CNN goofed on that mate

Another rubbish on the way

khiaa:


Baby brother I meant movies. My favorites are comedies, adventures, and I like to watch scary movies with my man so that I can cuddle up with him when a scene scares me.

Oh! You finally have one? That’s news lol.

Movies? I like action and adventure. They get captivated. Bombs and gunshots everywhere makes me stay glued to my tv lol. I don’t do scary/horror. I can cuddle up to my woman watching romantic movies. Can’t I?

khiaa:


Baby brother, what genre of movies do you enjoy the most?

I’d say I don’t have favourite tbh. It’s more of my mood dictating what I’m listening to at any particular time. But then, Afrobeat and Hiphop slightly edges out others

khiaa:


What was the problem Saturday little brother? Ok, you don't party anymore so what do you do for entertainment?

Flu. But treated and well now.

I watch football, movies, listen to music and go out

Boxer007:



Hi. Who is Mrcork dear? I am not he I can assure you sir. Bro can i watch you wear bra? It's a favour for a friend birthday

Mtcheeeeeeew. Keep hiding behind one finger. Shame on you

khiaa:


Ok, how was your weekend, did you go to any parties?

Lol. What parties? I don’t party. Or I don’t party no more

My weekend was great except that I was down on Saturday. Strong now tho

khiaa:


Why do you think that?

Cuz I know sis