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Timijo:
u want collect my wife bah?

Are you sure that she is your Wife? Ok if you are Sure, is she a Virgin before your Wedding Day?

billiwanye:
am in ado ekiti den z den dnt av frd

Sir, i don't Understand what you just said.,

Timijo:
So u have the gut to report me to nairalanders? We go jam for house.

No am her Husband, we know how we dey do our things.,

[quote author=blesie post=28624298]I just wish to share my honeymoon bitter and sweet experience for you and also get inspiration.

A little Intro to how it all started: So i met this guy during the course of work in my former office and he started chasing me, my colleagues then ask me not to agree that he looks like a player. He looks like one that never get a No for an answer, so me and my colleagues use him to have a good lunch, dinner or whenever we just feel like going to that cinema, he won't ever dissapoint, he'll take us there, a year after i left the company but he kept on chasing, so one day i was passing through some difficult times in my career, i felt like resigning but he came to me and advise me wisely, he told me how to tackle the challenges and when i did, it works perfectly so i started liking him, so i called him that we can date if only he will adhere to my conditions, he asked me to list the conditions and i did as stated below:
1) No Sex
2) No romance
3) No Kissing
Infact no touches.
Woa! My Sweetheart i have Forgiven you, i will not try such a thing to you again in my Life, despite that you have reported me HERE,
ßut where you annoyed me Most is that you Lied to me that you are still a Virgin and Upon that you also Denied me Sex for a Lonq Þeriod of time.
Nevertheless i still Love you, besides the Conji is now less.

billiwanye:
Frds how cn I get nda pst&ans questn

At your nearest Zenieth ßank.,

biliwayne:
bro say anytin dats on ur mind dats y we r here

ßro, which University did you reserved in putting it in your First Choice? Nevertheless if you are havinq Double mind whether NDA will work For you this Year Or Not, i bet you with my First Finger it will not Work for you.
Then my advise are; you MUST FIRST Understand (know) yourself, Don't be a Doubleminded Person, know your Capacity(abilily to do),know your CAN and CAN'T.
Secondly, Create {A} Þarticular Goal in {A} given time also at {A} Þarticular time. Don't use {A} stone tryinq to kill two ßirds at a Þarticular time.
Thirdly, Develop/Create in yourself a Strong Conservative Mindest that can Never be altered at the end of a Chemical reaction(based on a Catalyst) if you're a science student you will Understand what i mean.
Forthly,gird yourself up with ßelieve and a spirit of Þerseverance.
Lastly, ßelieve your GOD and Do all it gonna takes to achieve your GOAL.
Yours' Sincere Friend ACHIEVER.,
Till we meet at the Campus. Thanks Dear.

biliwayne:
Guyz i rili ned accurate answer on dis. Z it a must 2 put nda in jamb cuz sum applicant i kw didnt put nda in der jamb nd av already submited der application form nd av even printed out der acknownledgement form wil dat affect me if i do dsame....

I Just dey look you.,

goofyone:
So, next example will be on Surds (on of SECTION I).

We are going to try this question:

If the operation * on the set of integers is defined by p * Q = √(pq), find the value of 4 * ( 8 * 32).

A. 8
B. 3
C. 16
D. 4

Looks like an innocent question.

you should know the concept of binary operations so you can easily solve this question. The concept I want to explore here is the essence of NOT SIMPLIFYING IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO

8 * 32 should give √(8 x 32)
Some people will then multiply 8 by 32 to get 256. A smart student may already know that the square root of 256 is 16. But working with large numbers is not that easy. What would I recommend? Keep your equations simple.

Instead of multiplying and then finding the square root of √(8 x 32). Choose to simplify the expression even further. Write it as:

√(8 x 8 x 4) = √(8² x 2²) = 8 x 2 = 16

Then compute 4 * 16 = √(4 x 16).

Again, don't multiply 4 by 16 and then start looking for its square root. Instead proceed like this:

√(4 x 16) = √(2² x 4²) = 2 x 4 = 8

Then choose your answer calmly as 8 (A). I hope that's clear.

Excuse me Sir, whats your recommended textßook?

BOMpicks: RESULT UPDATE

KUBAN VS ST. GALLEN ended 4:0 (Bet Won)

KUBAN VS MACCABI TEL AVIV ended 0:0 (Bet Lost)

Caught you redhanded, reply your Mail Bro.

Hero10001: YESSSSSSSS!!, I knew it, Up Naija.

Hero.
Smiles.

HERO, give ACHIEVER your contact.
Thanks.

samuelkingz: well @achiever..i saw d game but cld not play due to lack of funds......im goin 2 uopload my nairabet acct dis week to start bettin...but wait a minite...wat do u undarstand frm dere...?

Hero10001: Banker.

20:15 Meppen - Oldenburg pick;2 @2.60.
20:45 Italy - Nigeria X @ 3.70


Total 9.62! hmmn.
see you later.

samuelkingz: well @achiever..i saw d game but cld not play due to lack of funds......im goin 2 uopload my nairabet acct dis week to start bettin...but wait a minite...wat do u undarstand frm dere...?

Hero10001: Banker.

20:15 Meppen - Oldenburg pick;2 @2.60.
20:45 Italy - Nigeria X @ 3.70


Total 9.62! hmmn.
see you later.

It Means that OLDENBURG will Win MEPPEN at MEPPEN's HOME with the odds of 2.60, so that is the Meaning of that (2).
Then ITALY & 9JA will Draw there Match with the odds of 3.70, so that is the Meaning of that (X).
Hope this helps.

Hero10001: Banker.

20:15 Meppen - Oldenburg pick;2 @2.60.
20:45 Italy - Nigeria X @ 3.70


Total 9.62! hmmn.
see you later.

Samuelkingz did you follow this?
HERO, Please i need MORE Of your BANKER,
THANKS.

So is a MUST that before a NEW MEMBER in this site will POST/REPLY in any FORUM, it will take him/her a WEEK AND before he/she can be able to POST/REPLY.
nawa oo.

Hero10001: Go sign-up with , (with real names) fund your account with N1k and follow me.
Cheers.

THANKS BRO, PLEASE SEND ME YOUR EMAIL.

Please am new here.
Can anyone put me through in this Betting? Please help.