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benedictjohn:
NDAUP TILL NOW??

I th0uqht You said t0m0rr0w? Relax Tom0rr0w never reach nah.,

Dondave11:
lol.. H0me ßase in deed.. e-calligraphist.. Is dht aw u write for real..

ßr0 Þlease my Head q0 ßurst o0.,
But I dey try sha.

Dondave11:
I gbadu dat line wen u sama for int. baba o.. "LIFE NA JEH JEH, IF U RUSH AM.. U GO WOUND O..fuel yakata for M.X city o.. N150/ltr. Where u base?

ß0ss nah H0me ßase 0o.,

Madawaki01:
I'm back on whatsapp!! 08186432363

You d0n g0 hustle and Now You're ßack.,

Dondave11:
HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY

In this Fuel Scarcity? E ße like Say y0u get Fuel; Me I n0 get.,

intergral:
Hw your side?

I thankG0d say ß0k0 ß0ys n0 dey my area.,

intergral:
Nna I dey manage life o..... Hw your side?

I dey 0o. Life na Jee Jee nah, If Y0u rush am Y0u q0 Wound 0oo. ßut nah G0d Win sha.,

benedictjohn:
its for real... d list z gonna b out tomorrow...

And t0m0rr0w Never reach nah.,

intergral:
hehehe u don catch me ba....

haha H0w Y0u dey nah?

benedictjohn:
so u wanna tell me u r serious? ok! d result will b out tomorrow

at this time Yesterday t0day were called t0m0rr0w.,

intergral:
I smell victory.... List loading 99.9%....
Time left: 9hours...

ß0ss How Market ?
Y0u get Fuel?

benedictjohn:
hey mug Uþ... u dont knw wen some1 z joking abi

WiseMan J0hnßull, Here isn't a J0ke Secti0n..
And You don't even Kn0w When We are Seri0us.,

benedictjohn:
if u wanna pass diz NDA, contact fieldmarshal John Benedict. 08419914419.

And here is the Þicture 0f the Administrat0r ßeen talkin aß0ut and his Name thief Dr. maj0r, Gen, Lt, GCRA, GC0N, GCE, NYSC, MFR, HIV, NCE, QED, ß.Sc, FeildMarshal J0hnßull ßenedict.,

. . . Much Resþect, am L0yal Sir.,

temmym4:
YES! and you can build that as long as your intentions and mind is clean towards the lady. You might find that very difficult to build if you are attracted to anything under skirt.

Y0u Mean attracted t0 Cun.t? N0 no n0 n0 n0 n0 I d0n't d0 Such ßr0, I Still L0ve my Life than ßitches.,

temmym4:
lol. This is what I do think when I was younger. but as I grow older, paying attention to human and their feelings. I learn more.

No offence intended on anyone but You are a fool if you ask a woman out just because she showed u green light and u know deep in your heart it isnt what you wanted. Take for example u are in a good relationship and another girl is showing you some Green light and you dont know how to turn her down maturely. you will end up cheating and at the end u are f*cked up in every way, what do you gain from that?
You can't escape ladies coming around you and probably showing you green lights if you have what it takes to be a lady's man. Some wont even care if u are in a very good relationship. I have experienced this dozens of times.

If you dont know how to intelligently turn a girl down, then that is the point where you are seen as too dull by them. if you keep behaving like an immature mugu and she feels you are feeling fly just because she throws herself at you and you turn her down, Yes she will hate you in a triple fold of how much she was interested in you previously but if you are blessed with intelligence and calmness , she will give you a special respect, for life. and that will never change the friendliness and closeness you both share.

So it means You're a Jovial Chaþ and its For Intelligence Niqgas in a Relationship.,
ßuh in a Case whereßy the 0p is n0t in a relati0nshiþ and he want t0 date her s0 he Went ahead and Wo0ed her nk0?

temmym4:
If I did asked every girl that likes me, close to me, and has been nice to me out, then by now I would have lost the best female friends I have
If I should listen to every word my friends tells me about females given me green light and going for them, then I would have lost the respect existing between us (myself and the ladies)
There is a typical line between friendship and relationship, crossing it might be disastrous and you might end up regretting it for the rest of your life. just because she likes you doesnt mean she wants to date you & Just because she shows you green light doesnt mean you have to ask her out!

Thats True.

ßuh Þlease Is there anythinq like ßest Female FriendS if i May ask.,

stupidity:
exactly. If possible dissappear from earth and come back in few months time. Quit that church and rehearsal for some time, let her be looking out and hoping to see you, and call her like ones a week or ones in two weeks, also dont bring up any apology, dating or meeting stuff with her. Just dey form busy......after all these for a month or two, gentle-manly attend your church, and nor even look her side even if shes staring..in a day or two, pay her a surprise visit and see the 'return of the green light mixed with purple'

After all these and You Latter come ßack with that Same Þrop0sal she may acceþt and Maqarization will Commence.,

Mehn Friend Z0ne.,
Actually Some0ne is Currently datinq Her.
15% 0f 0ur girl Normally d0 this after exchanqinq Contacts, Names, Chattinq and LAUGHING F0r a Lonq Þeri0d and Y0u Come Woo her, she will aut0matically Hates y0u From that Day 0nward, She Miqht Like you ßef0re ßut From that Minutes You Wooed her till End of Her Life N0thinq again You D0 will Þlease Her.,


And thats h0w we Normally kn0w real girls cause She For acceþt you and Start Magarization, and you n0 g0 even . . . . .
So Man let her.,

benedictjohn:
die or do?

N0, nah d0 0r die.,

benedictjohn:
coconut drain

Why did you Wanna Drain Coconut?

biliwayne:
nachiever abeg gv me ur number xo dat u go snd all dis ur funny pics 4me 2ru watsapp

ß0ss Just ßeeþ 0r H0lla me 0n this Line Zer0 Eiqht 0ne Six 0ne Six Seven Three Seven Three Eight.,

benedictjohn:
chairman, I was born like dat...

0k I F0r Say.,

benedictjohn:
ITS OUT.. I AM VERY SERIOUS.













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JAMB RESULT IS TRULY OUT

ßeN J0hnßull, This is Gettinq T00 MUCH and am Sure is ßecause Y0u didn't Write the EE.,

[quote OfficerCadet67[/quote]Yea Man.,
ßut Lo0k am N0t here t0 Exchanqe W0rds with An 0fficerCadet67RC.,
Shun Sir!!!

OfficerCadet67:
lousy noise-making indisciplined civilians here!

See this M0niker., are Y0u a Military Man ßeF0re?
F0r Y0ur Mind nah 0nly Y0u g0 enter Academy, like ßl0w Þic.,

nogoinbak:
Plz is dere any difference between certificate of oringin frm local goverment nd certificate of indegen frm the office of state government

YEA MAN.,
THE DIFFERENCE IS CLEAR ßUT THEY ARE STILL SAME, AND IF Y0U CAN GET THE 0NE AT THE ß0LDED; ßEST.,

FRONTLINER1:
Pls oo let's discuss about d questions that will be asked during interview. Can anyone tell us the possible questions that will be asked during the interview? Any yearly repeated questions?

Mehn.,

biliwayne:
if u guys cud remenber i told u dat d list wud b out 34days 4rm d exam date.count dwn may29 day-by-day we r getting der.

YEA MAN.,
. . . . . . . . . . THE LIST WILL C0ME 0UT IMMEDIATELY AFTER DEM0CRACY DAY.,


. . . . MAKE UNA CHILL

benedictjohn:
behind counter

See Y0ur Life.,
This Man ßel0w is In-Charqe 0f C0unter, he N0rmally Gives False InF0 and Latter lauqh at Y0u.,

amuniiopz:
you de craze

Leave am, The Guy Just dey J0nez.,

amuniiopz:
you de craze

Sighs.,
Real Madness.