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10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors

 
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NOTE:  That a guy offers any of the aforementioned items does not necessarily mean it's a yardstick for being broke, but most often than not, it's one of those things we are talking about . This write-up contains exaggerations to a large extent

*Clear throat*

I shall discuss things broke guys normally use to entertain female visitors

10 Things Broke Guys Use To Entertain Female Visitor

1. Gala and Soft drink

Undoubtedly, gala and soft drink are what a proportion of broke guys normally use to entertain their female visitors

2. Egg-roll and Pure Water.

Some of them will take their female visitor to an eatery and will go to the counter themselves and order for her, without even asking her what she would like to take or not. These kinds of dudes are most likely to order snacks such as egg-roll, meat pie, and soft drinks

3. Concotion Rice

This reminds me of a time a lady visited me in school. Make I no lie, na N50 remain for my hand that day after buying a bottle of kerosene used to cook concotion rice. I inquired what I should offer her and said she had no appetite. I smiled to God for answering my prayers. After about three hours, she said I should get her shawama and I began to sweat profusely. I couldn't but serve her my concotion rice

4. Viju Milk and Cabin Biscuit

As funny as it sounds, some use it

5. Garri

As funny as it sounds, I'm guilty of this. I have once offered garri to my female visitor. Make una no blame me ooooo, na my pocket empty that day ooooo

6. Malt

Some will give her only malt without adding anything to it. They already assume she will not eat even if they offer her food, so dem no go kuku ask

7. Indomie and Egg

Ronald4lif can bear me witness that he used to do this before his life changed for good

8. They offer Nothing

For the broke ones who are very smart, will resort to entertain her by acting like clowns. However, they will start acting like Papa Ajasco so that the lady will laugh till she leaves

9. They Borrow Generator

For those who have generation, they will borrow money to buy petrol, and for those who don't have, they will borrow their friend's generator. They will entertain her with movies

10 keeping can malt given to you at your birthday the party incase you have a female visitors



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Igbo
(2a)
(i) Ndagba myiriudaume bu
usoro a na-agbaso
ma a na-edekota nke o
bula na
mkpuruedemede abuo a bu M na N a
na-akpo myiriudaume, na
mkpuruedeme mgbochiume
ndi ozo.
(ii) Olilo udaume bu otu
udaume ime ka udaume nodebere ya yie ya na
mkpoputa mkpuruokwu
abuo nodebere onwe ha.
(iii)Ndapu mgbochiume bu
oge arapulu itinye
mgbochiume ebe o kwersi idi maka na i na-
akpoputa ya osiso.
(2b)
Ndagba myiriudaume:
-mkpi
-njepu ncha
Olilo udaume:
Onye + isi = onyiisi
Aka + ike = akiike
Ada + ugo = aduugo
Ndapu mgbochiume: Akwukwo = Aukwo
Osiso = oiso
osisi = oisi
.
– (4)
(i) Tensi ndinaazu: -Obi gara ahia
-Nneka luru di abali ato
gara aga
-Chike tere nkwu n’ututu
-Ebuka tiri mmanwu na izu
uka gara aga -Somto siri Osikapa
n’ututu
(ii)Tensi ndiugbua:
-Chizoba na-aga ahia
-Chinenye na-agba nkwu
taa -Emeka na-eri nri
-Okechukwu na-ebe akwa
-Nchedo na-achi ochi (7)
(i) Ha ga ama esi nri
(ii) Ha ga na-aza ulo ofuma
(iii) Ha ga ama ka esi ekwu
okwu
(iv) Ha agaghi na-eso umu nwoke
(v) Ha ga na-adi ocha oge
niile
(vi) Ha ga na-erube isi
(vii) Ha ga ama otu esi ano
ala. (viii) Ha agaghi na-aku asiri
(ix) Ha ga na-enyere nne
na nna
ha aka.
(x) Ha ga na-eje ozi di n,ulo
ofuma YORUBA THEORY 3d (I)pa-ka-ta=meta
(ii)a-ke-ko-o=merin
(iii)a-so-ro-ma-gbe-si=mefa
(iv)a-gi-di-n-gbi=marun
(v)a-gbon=meji
6 Ni aye lailai,ijapa ati igbin jo nse
ore po.Ijapa gba igbin ore
re pe
kiwon jo ma se ode po ninu
igbo.sugbon oso fun ijapa
wipe,awon yo de ebiti pa eran ki awon
mejeji jo ma ji wa wo ni
araro.awon mejeji si
da ebiti nla kan sinu igbo ni
ale,bi ile ti mo ni ojo
keeji,won ti ji de bi editi won. Ni gba
tiwon
wo,won ri pe oti mu
eku,igbin mu eku
nan sugbon ijapa taku pe
ohun ni oleto lati koko mu eran
ebiti nan pe ki igbin
ni suru da ojo keji. Nigbati
odi
ojo keji nit*t*,won
okete ni abe ebiti,kia ijapa ti ki okete
mu igbin tun so fun pe ki
oyara
magbelo sungbo ti o ba di
ola,ebiti
yo pa oya. Nigbati odi ojo keji,ebiti gbe oya
loto inu ijapa dun osi gbe
oya
nan fun igbin.ni gbati ijapa
de
ibi ebiti,inu re dun pe igbin kowa
pade ohun bi ti ateyin
wa.ijapa wo
oju ebiti,oba abami eda kan
ni be ti ko
jo eniyan,ti kosi jo eranko,ijapa si gbe lo inu
ila. Gbigbe eemo yi lo inu
ilu lofa janba fun oba ati
ara ilu
lapapo.igbin fun ni amoran
pe ki oti ferese lekun mo emo sinu
ile ki osi
yara jade,osi se eleyi.Ni aro
ojo keji
ile emo ti jona enu Oba si
dun si igbin. Bi gbogbo ikan ti nrole,ni ijapa
ba fi opa lu eru emo.bi oti
nse
bayi,beni eru die tasi ni imu
eyi ti ofa
ijapa lati ma ranmu. HAUSA THEORY 13a). Dangantaka
tsakanin majemi
da badukubr akwai
kyakkyawar
dangantaka tsakanin
majemi da baduku saboda kamar yada
muka
sani majemi shine ke jeme
fata wato
ya gyarata ta zamo baduku
zai iya amfani da ita wajen sarrafa ta ta
zamo abinda zamu rika
amfani dasu
na yau da kullum. Kamar su
jaka,
filalla, hannun agogo, takalma da
sauransu. (b) Kayan jima
1. Ruwa
2. Allura
3. Zare
4. Makwankwasa 5. Almakashi Kayan
jimancibr
1. Bagaruwa
2. Kasko
3. Ruwa
4. Baba 5. Jirai (6) Insha’i shine
tsara rubutu ko labari
bisa ga ma’ana da inganci
ta hanyar.

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Episode 7 “yea i will work on it today, just
dress up. We have wasted
enough time here already” i
coldly answered with guilt, picked
up my clothes and dressed up. I
couldn’t believe all that happened few minutes ago
between Comfort and I were all
real. “seriously sir, you are behaving
as if you didn’t enjoy me. You
pounded me like a tiger all
through the duration of the s#x
and now you are trying to spoil
my mood with your obnoxious behaviour. You have to live with
the fact that you cheated on
your wife. You are not the first
person to do it nor will you be
the last. How am i supposed to
feel with your behaviour. It’s not as if i’m a w###e or
something insignificant” the girl
before me complained like an
abused lady, sat up on the bed
and sighed.
I threw one last look at her, shook my head and left the
room without even bothering to
say another word to her.
Of course we both were to be
blamed for the sin we committed,
and my behaviour towards her was very uncalled for. I truly
wasn’t thinking straight that
minute and i left her all alone as
if she wasn’t a human being. I slowly made my way to
Henry’s office, paid my bill and
headed out without exchanging
much words with my surprised
friend who couldn’t understand
my changed mood. However i ran into Comfort once
again at the car park. She boldly
stood beside my car and coldly
stared at me waiting for an
apology i wasn’t ready to
render. I ignored her and unlocked my
car while she hissed furiously. “it’s alright sir. I can’t believe
you are acting like an
uneducated jerk. Don’t i
deserve a little respect?.
Anyway I know you will come
back. You guys always come back” she murmured and left
while i gently climbed into my car
and headed home with guilt. The
bold way Comfort talked to me
equally created more fear in my
heart. It was very clear, i was now just an ordinary guy to her. On getting to a quiet street
close to my house, I stopped my
car, disposed the remaining
unused condoms which i forgot
disposing at the hotel, cleaned
up myself one last time and finally drove home, praying for
my eagle eyed wife not to notice
anything bad.
____
My heart throbbed furiously as i
got to the entrance door and pressed the door bell. I was so
shaken up with guilt and regret.
Unlike a boyfriend /girlfriend
relationship, being caught
cheating by your spouse is
something so unforgivable and unforgettable. Your marriage can
never remain the same again, no
matter how much you try to fix
up things. Yea you could be
forgiven at the end but the sin
will never be forgotten. My wife opened the door with
tears in her eyes. She had a
towel tied round her body like
someone coming out from the
bathroom, but the tears which
freely flowed from her eyes alarmed me a lot. My heart froze
with fear. My guilty conscience
took over my sense of
reasoning. “did she discover that i never
attended any meeting?. Was i
followed, or did any of her friend
catch me with Comfort?” i asked
myself without even bothering
to ask her the reason for her tears. “baby” i murmured with fear. “let me be” she cried.

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ACCOUNT OBJ:
1-10: BCBABCDBCC
11-20: CAACCCCCBB
21-30: CAABCADBCD
31-40: BACBAACDAB
41-50: ADDBCCDADB (3a)
the journal is used for the
purpose of recording
transactions, which because
of their nature cannot
be entered in any other book of prime entry. it is
also
used for opening and
closing entries, transfer of
items or correction of
errors (3b)
-sales day book
-purchase day book
-sales returns or retuns
inwards
-Purchase Returns (3c)
Sales day book:
-particulars
-detail
Purchases day book:
-date -folio
Sales returns:
-particulars
-folio
Purchase Returns:
-Particular -date (4a)
-Private limited liability
companies;-This is defined
by
section 28 of the
company’s act 1948 as a company
which by its articles
restrict the right to
transfer its
shares,limit the numbers of
its members to fifty,prohibit any invitation
to the public to subscribe
to its shares and also ends
the of their names with
limited e.g Vigeo ltd
-Public limited liability companies;-These are
companies which invite the
public to subscribe to its
shares.The minimum number
of shareholders
requires to form a public limited company is
seven.There is no
restriction on the maximum
number of share
holders.The shares are
transferable to the other person
without informing other
shareholders.The name of
the company must end
with public liability company
e.g lever brothers PLC (4b)
-Authorized capital;-This sis
the total amount stated
int the memorandum of the
association and
approved by the registrar of companies which a
company can issue out
-Issued capital;-This is the
total amount that the
directors decide to issue to
the public for subscription
-Loan capital;-This sis the
alternative name for
debenture
-Called up capital;-This is
the total amount asked for on al shares
-Paidup capital;-This is the
total amount paid up or
credited as paid up on the
issued share capital ( 8 )
Trading and profit loss
Debit side:
Stock(110,000)
Purchases(680,000)
790000 Gross(695000)
205000
900000
provision for double debt
(500)
bad debt(1200) sundry exp(50000)
discount(900)
wages& salaries
(24000+6000)30000
Rent & rate(800-1500)6500
dep motor 5% of 90000(4500)
F&F 10% of 100000 (10000)
N.P (102055)
int on capital
EZE (5%* 150000) 7500
kuti (5%* 100000) 5000 share of profit:
EZE (3/5 * 94300) 56580
Kuti(2/5 * 94300) 37720
106800
Credit Side:
Sales 900000 900000
G.p b/d 205000
discount received 650
205650
interest on drawings:
Eze(5/100 * 50000) 2500 Kuti (5/10 * 4500)
106800 (7)
Income & Expenditure
Account for the year end
30/6/2014
Debit side:
treasures allowance(18960) Electricity(38000+12600)
50600
Dep: Furniture (20% of
147400) 29480
M.v (55% of 150000) 7500
club house 10% of 245600 Donation 38750
Dance 27000
wages 15860
gen expenses
(47300-29000) 18300
surplus 120760 total 351770
Credit side:
dance 160970
subscription 145000
rent 45800
351770 Balance sheet as at
30/6/2014
Liability side
Ace fund 509800
120760
Accrued 12600 bank old 100000
total 743160
Asset side:
club house (245600-24560)
221040
Motor van (150000-7500) 142500
Furniture (147400- 29480)
117920
investment 197400
prepaid 29000
cash 35300 total 743160

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ACCOUNT OBJ:
1-10: BCBABCDBCC
11-20: CAACCCCCBB
21-30: CAABCADBCD
31-40: BACBAACDAB
41-50: ADDBCCDADB (3a)
the journal is used for the
purpose of recording
transactions, which because
of their nature cannot
be entered in any other book of prime entry. it is
also
used for opening and
closing entries, transfer of
items or correction of
errors (3b)
-sales day book
-purchase day book
-sales returns or retuns
inwards
-Purchase Returns (3c)
Sales day book:
-particulars
-detail
Purchases day book:
-date -folio
Sales returns:
-particulars
-folio
Purchase Returns:
-Particular -date (4a)
-Private limited liability
companies;-This is defined
by
section 28 of the
company’s act 1948 as a company
which by its articles
restrict the right to
transfer its
shares,limit the numbers of
its members to fifty,prohibit any invitation
to the public to subscribe
to its shares and also ends
the of their names with
limited e.g Vigeo ltd
-Public limited liability companies;-These are
companies which invite the
public to subscribe to its
shares.The minimum number
of shareholders
requires to form a public limited company is
seven.There is no
restriction on the maximum
number of share
holders.The shares are
transferable to the other person
without informing other
shareholders.The name of
the company must end
with public liability company
e.g lever brothers PLC (4b)
-Authorized capital;-This sis
the total amount stated
int the memorandum of the
association and
approved by the registrar of companies which a
company can issue out
-Issued capital;-This is the
total amount that the
directors decide to issue to
the public for subscription
-Loan capital;-This sis the
alternative name for
debenture
-Called up capital;-This is
the total amount asked for on al shares
-Paidup capital;-This is the
total amount paid up or
credited as paid up on the
issued share capital ( 8 )
Trading and profit loss
Debit side:
Stock(110,000)
Purchases(680,000)
790000 Gross(695000)
205000
900000
provision for double debt
(500)
bad debt(1200) sundry exp(50000)
discount(900)
wages& salaries
(24000+6000)30000
Rent & rate(800-1500)6500
dep motor 5% of 90000(4500)
F&F 10% of 100000 (10000)
N.P (102055)
int on capital
EZE (5%* 150000) 7500
kuti (5%* 100000) 5000 share of profit:
EZE (3/5 * 94300) 56580
Kuti(2/5 * 94300) 37720
106800
Credit Side:
Sales 900000 900000
G.p b/d 205000
discount received 650
205650
interest on drawings:
Eze(5/100 * 50000) 2500 Kuti (5/10 * 4500)
106800 (7)
Income & Expenditure
Account for the year end
30/6/2014
Debit side:
treasures allowance(18960) Electricity(38000+12600)
50600
Dep: Furniture (20% of
147400) 29480
M.v (55% of 150000) 7500
club house 10% of 245600 Donation 38750
Dance 27000
wages 15860
gen expenses
(47300-29000) 18300
surplus 120760 total 351770
Credit side:
dance 160970
subscription 145000
rent 45800
351770 Balance sheet as at
30/6/2014
Liability side
Ace fund 509800
120760
Accrued 12600 bank old 100000
total 743160
Asset side:
club house (245600-24560)
221040
Motor van (150000-7500) 142500
Furniture (147400- 29480)
117920
investment 197400
prepaid 29000
cash 35300 total 743160

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(3a)
the journal is used for the
purpose of recording
transactions, which because
of their nature cannot
be entered in any other book of prime entry. it is
also
used for opening and
closing entries, transfer of
items or correction of
errors (3b)
-sales day book
-purchase day book
-sales returns or retuns
inwards
-Purchase Returns (3c)
Sales day book:
-particulars
-detail
Purchases day book:
-date -folio
Sales returns:
-particulars
-folio
Purchase Returns:
-Particular -date (4a)
-Private limited liability
companies;-This is defined
by
section 28 of the
company’s act 1948 as a company
which by its articles
restrict the right to
transfer its
shares,limit the numbers of
its members to fifty,prohibit any invitation
to the public to subscribe
to its shares and also ends
the of their names with
limited e.g Vigeo ltd
-Public limited liability companies;-These are
companies which invite the
public to subscribe to its
shares.The minimum number
of shareholders
requires to form a public limited company is
seven.There is no
restriction on the maximum
number of share
holders.The shares are
transferable to the other person
without informing other
shareholders.The name of
the company must end
with public liability company
e.g lever brothers PLC (4b)
-Authorized capital;-This sis
the total amount stated
int the memorandum of the
association and
approved by the registrar of companies which a
company can issue out
-Issued capital;-This is the
total amount that the
directors decide to issue to
the public for subscription
-Loan capital;-This sis the
alternative name for
debenture
-Called up capital;-This is
the total amount asked for on al shares
-Paidup capital;-This is the
total amount paid up or
credited as paid up on the
issued share capital
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Episode 6 “so how do we go about your
friend’s paper. Will you also
write for her?” i suddenly
asked, fetching out the exam
answer papers from the file i
held. “write what?, i don’t
understand sir” Comfort asked
with astonishment. “we are here for the exam you
missed, are we not?” i asked
nervously. “of we are but you can’t
expect me to write the exam
here. Can’t you just award
marks to us. Did you pay for a
hotel room just for me to write
an exam i missed?” she protested, while i dropped the
papers with embarrassment.
Of course i came for s#x but i
just didn’t know how to start.
She was my student for crying
out loud. Yea we somehow looked like age mates but it still
didn’t change the fact that i
was about selling my dignity for
a juicy K###y. “oh sir you are just dulling me.
You are behaving like an old
man” she hissed boldly, stood
up, took off her top and kicked
out her trouser, facing me like a
hot stripper. I instantly got aroused over the sight of her
juicy body. I swallowed hard, drew close and
grabbed her shoulders furiously.
She l####d her lips and gently
unbuttoned my shirt. “now you are behaving like a
man. You are really so young to
be a lecturer, i must confess.
How did you get to such position
so fast?” she asked like a
playmate. I couldn’t even a word. My mouth simply was glued
with excitement. Within seconds, i was totally
naked before her.
She drew back, took off her
undies and gently dived to the
bed.
“come get me” she invited with a cosy smile. I quickly pulled on a condom and
joined her at the bed where she
offered a very succulent
forbidden fruit to me and i have
to be honest. I really enjoyed
every bit of it. However not only did she even offer me the fruit,
she equally brought out the
passion in her to feed me with
such undescribable hungry
passion.
But one funny thing about the whole affair was that
immediately after the deed was
over, my eyes opened and I saw
that i was shamelessly naked
before my student. I couldn’t
even look her in the eye. “i hope you are giving my friend
and I an “A” on the course we
just took care of?” she asked,
caressing my back with her left
hand. I felt totally disgusted and
ashamed. Medicine after death

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EPISODE 5 “darling i’m heading back to
the school for a staff meeting” i
answered, nervously kissing my
wife. “staff meeting? haaa” she
breathed and looked at her
watch. “yea it’s just an emergency
department meeting. I’ll be back
in no time” i answered, kissed
her again and headed into my
car.
____ Fifteen minutes later, i was at
the hotel, very scared, nervous
and shaky. I couldn’t believe i
was actually there to cheat on
my wife.
I breathed deeply, took another look at the packet of condom i
bought on the way, rubbed my
face with my palms, alighted
from the car with an office file
{In which i hid some exam
papers} and headed into the massive hotel, my heart furiously
pounding.
_______
“my guy i hope you know what
you are about doing?. Hmmm i’m
against married men like you cheating on their wives. That’s
why i’m yet to marry. I have to
enjoy every p###y i can get
before finally settling down”
Henry joked as we shared a
drink while waiting for the girls to show up.
Henry and I weren’t exactly
close friends but were simply like
friends who remembered each
other when in need of help. We
attended the same college and university but i was lucky to
further my education while he
stayed back to manage his
brother’s hotel. “yea you are right but i had to
rush into marriage out of
necessity. What i’m about doing
won’t change the strong love i
have for my wife. You just need
to see the girls i’m talking about. d##n they are super hot
and sexy. All you can think of
when staring at them is just
s#x” i poured out with passion
while my friend laughed. “holy me!, I can’t wait to see
them” he breathed. “just wait and see for yourself”
i replied with a smile.
Few minutes later, I got a call
from Comfort. “i have arrived at the hotel sir”
she informed me. I instantly told
her where to meet me.
___
Henry’s eyes enlarged as he
saw Comfort walk towards us minutes after the call.
Comfort really was a beauty to
behold. She wore a green top
which revealed a fraction of her
breasts and a tight fitting
trouser which showed off her great waist. “d##n this chick is going to blow
your whistle pretty hard mehn”
Henry gasped. I smiled and acted
cool. “good evening sir” she greeted
on getting to our table, sat
beside me and smiled. “how about your friend?” i
asked curiously. “i left her behind sir. I think it’s
safer without her” she
answered, winking at me. “so which drink will you take?” I
asked calmly, “nothing sir. I’m ok” she
answered. “seriously?” i pushed on. “yea” she nodded. I shrugged
with resignation and winked at
Henry who quickly stood up. “OK then, let’s go and wrap
things up” i smiled, stood up and
offered her my hand like a
gentleman. She grabbed it and
stood up while Henry dutifully led
us to the room he kept for us.



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EPISODE 4

“you girls should stand up” i breathed calmly. They all obeyed and stared at me hopefully.

“write down your phone numbers on this paper, i will call when i make up my mind” i added, pushing a booklet towards them. They smiled happily, wrote down their phone numbers and left while i sat down and thought over what i was about doing.

I weighed the risks and consequences of sleeping with them. It definitely would turn me into a cheat and something like that never easily stops once it starts. And if things go wrong, i could lose my job. I could lose my wife, my dignity and respect. I could lose everything i had struggled to build. But surprisingly, the more i thought about it, the more i had the urge to sleep with the girls.
I really never had the opportunity to enjoy girls as i wanted during my university days because i was very much preoccupied in making a 1st class which i finally earned to the detriment of my social life. I never had real fun in school and it just looked that moment as if i was being offered all i missed as a student.
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I never concentrated in the exams i supervised that day, and on getting home later in the afternoon, i freshened up and thought about everything for the last time. I finally made up my mind to do it.

“this will be the first and last” i assured myself, picked up my phone and called a friend who managed a very popular hotel at the outskirt of the town.

“get a room ready for me, i’m bringing some students over. I’ll explain when i get there” i said and hung up, giving him no time to say anything. I equally dialled Comfort’s number, gave her the hotel address and asked her to meet me there with her friend by 4pm.

I freshened up one more time, grabbed my keys and hurried out of my apartment, but as i got to the car park, i saw my wife driving in with a happy smile on her face. I really wasn’t expecting her to be back from work by that hour because she always arrived home very late in the evening, and so i wasn’t prepared to face her nor had any solid lie at hand.
Right from the moment i started my teaching job in the university, she hardly gave me any breathing chance. Of course she was a professor’s daughter and must have learnt some things from her parents.

I smiled nervously as i watched her alight from the car. She drew close and hugged me.
“where are you going?” she asked with concern but my guilty conscience interpreted her concern as suspicion.

Hmmm one other thing about guilt is that it always tells on you.



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Episode 3

“as in a good place to write the exam without any disturbance” she added without fear, while i drew back with shock.
It was very obvious she had no respect for my personality, probably because i was a young guy or because she has dealt with men much more older than me.

“no i don’t have a guest room anywhere in town” i answered with a strong tone, forcing her to draw back with surprise.
Slowly the meaning of her question dawned on me. I instantly realised the direction she was heading.
I just felt embarrassed before her. I simply felt like a guy who mistakenly saw the pant of a careless lady in public. I looked down, avoiding her eyes.

“The only way i can help you is to allow you write the exam here in my office. And you will have only thirty minutes to write and submit the paper. That’s the only way i can help” i suddenly offered with a free mind, expecting her to at least say thank you for such a generous offer. But instead she keep quiet, forcing me to look up and stare at her with astonishment.

“sir the second problem is that i’m not the only person affected. My girlfriend also missed the exam” she murmured cautiously.

“get out” i sparked angrily.

“leave my office right now” i barked, but instead of leaving, she went to the door and ushered in another hot looking girl into my office. I stood up, shaking with anger.

They drew close to my table and knelt before me, shading crocodile tears.
“we are ready to do anything, just name it sir. Please we beg you, don’t let us repeat another year in this school” they begged, leaving me speechless and confused.

Of course I now knew the direction they were heading. They all wanted a straight pass without writing the exam. Even if i was to give them the opportunity to write the exam in my office. They obviously was going to write nothing. They simply wanted a back door pass even though they weren’t exactly saying it out.

As a young man, silly ideas slowly built in my mind. It was as if the devil just jumped inside me that very moment, turning my head to an another direction….




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Episode 2

I was resting in my sitting room after a very stressful exam day when my phone rang with its loud ringtone. I lazily stared at the unknown number calling for some seconds before answering.

“good evening sir” a female voice greeted. I instantly knew the voice belonged to one of my students which made me clear my throat and answer with a gruff voice.

“yea who are you?” i asked seriously.

“hello sir, my name is comfort. I’m one of your students. Please i wish to speak to you. It’s very urgent. Actually i’m in front of your house” she announced, sending me up on my feet with shock. I was extremely surprised to learn that the girl was in front of my house because I never made the mistake of giving my house address to any of my students.

“you mean you are in front of my house?” i asked to be sure.

“emmm not entirely in front of your house, but inside a shop very close to your house” she answered without fear.

“what do you want?” i asked.

“your help sir” she replied.

“fine wait there. I’m coming out” i replied, hung up and left my sitting room to see what the bold girl wanted. The few months i spent so far in the job had taught me that male students are more scared of lecturers than female students. I couldn’t imagine what the girl wanted from me.

I slowly crossed over to the small shop opposite my house where a very light skinned beauty smiled at me. She was really beautiful and sharply dressed i must confess.

“so what do you want?” i asked seriously, throwing out a frown like a stern lecturer.

“sir you know i’m in final year?” she asked calmly, drawing more anger from me with the question.

“i can’t really recognize your face, what do you want?” i asked again.

“i missed Bio 301 exam today and i can’t just spend an extra year over it. You got to help me please” she said boldly, throwing me into another wave of shock.

“what do you mean i got to help you ehh” i asked with a raised tone. She quickly tried to kneel before me but i stopped her right on time.

“just help me, even if it’s with an “E” i don’t mind doing anything for it” she begged.

“but how come a big girl like you missed such an important Exam?” i asked suspiciously. I already knew how most of the girls travelled around even during exam period.

“i thought the exam was to hold by 12noon as was written on the time table only to discover that it held by 9am” she answered quietly, while i breathed deeply.

“you will hear from me tomorrow, just go back to your lodge and don’t try the nonsense of coming to my house again” i said to her seriously. _

I really spent most of that fateful night thinking of what to do. A part of me wanted to help her, since i still had the answer scripts in my office and equally was the only lecturer handling the course after Dr Ogbonna travelled to India two months ago, but another part of me frowned over helping her. I really was caught between doing the right thing or taking the wrong step. It could equally be a set up, which i wasn’t blind about. I just couldn’t reach any decision that fateful night. __

As soon as i got to my office early the next day. The young lady walked into my office with a calm smile on her face. I frowned on seeing her which she noticed and drew closer to me without fear.

“please sir you got to help me. I’m 28yrs old, i can’t afford staying an extra year. I’m already way behind in everything” she begged.

“so what do you want me to do eeh?. Supposing you participated in the exam but wrote nothing it could have been a different issue. But you missed the exam. Your record isn’t anywhere” i answered.

“i can get an answer booklet, and write the exam anywhere you want. All i need is for you to accept it when i’m done” she said boldly, giving me the impression that she has done such a thing before.

“so what’s in it for me, why should i risk my career for you?” i asked curiously. She smiled.

“sir do you have a guest room in town?” she softly asked, slapping my ears with the unexpected question.





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Mr Lecturer epi$ode 1 to 10

Epi$•de 1

Most African university graduates do dream of becoming a lecturer. We all know about the bright future of lecturers, the respect they controlled and the wealth that followed them.
Yea being a lecturer gives one the opportunity to get to the very top if he’s serious about it.
As a lecturer you have a clear path towards becoming a professor and it’s now left for you to work towards making it happen.

I was opportune to travel to Canada for my masters degree, immediately after my Nysc in 2006. I returned to Nigeria two years later and quickly married a family friend’s daughter whose father was equally the Dean of Education faculty in the university that employed me two months after my wedding. I had my life well planned out. I already knew what to do and what not to do in achieving my goals.
My parents were equally supportive and moderately wealthy. They supported me in everything.
Being the last child in the family of two girls, i was overly pampered by my parents and siblings, even after my marriage to Jessica who equally was a nurse in the state General hospital.

I soon started work as a lecturer with a strong spirit towards correcting all the wrongs in the university system. I swore to stand straight in my dealings with students. I swore never to compromise my dignity and be a good man respected by everyone but unfortunately it was easier said than done. Being a lecturer opened my eyes to the realities on ground. Politics and corruption was already well embedded in the university system that you either join in the show or look the other way. I was young and ambitious. The options before me was simply unimaginable.

Hmmmm, well at first i was forced to look the other way and face my classroom work, which i did with great zeal . I handled Bio 101, 102, 201, 202, 301, 354 & 402. It really wasn’t easy for me at all and to worsen my situation some of the senior lecturers i shared the courses with, left everything for me to handle alone and the number of students offering the courses were quite enormous.

But that wasn’t even the major problem. As soon as the first exam i was to participate as a lecturer arrived, more temptations poured in..
The first temptation was from final year student known as comfort. She was the first to tempt me.




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Friday 4th to 25th sept. 2015.

Foods and nutrition (Practical) – time for each paper will be arranged by the Council.

 

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Saturday, 5th Sept. 2015.

Economics 2 (Essay) 8.30am – 10.30 am. Economics 1 ( Objective) 10.30 am – 11.30am.

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Tuesday, 8th September 2015.

Financial Accounting 2 ( Essay) 8.30am – 11.00am,

Financial Accounting 1 ( Objective) – 11.00am –12noon.

Civic Education (Essay) 1.00pm – 3.00pm,

Civil Education (Obj) 3.00pm -4.00pm.

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Wednesday, 9th September, 2015.

Yoruba, igbo, hausa. ( Essay) 8.30am – 10.30am

Yoruba, igbo, hausa (Obj) 10.30 am – 11.30 am.

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Thursday, 10th September 2015.

Physics (Alternative to Practical Work) 8.30 am – 11.15am.

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Friday, 11th, September 2015.

Biology 2 ( Essay)8.30am -10.10am biology 1 ( Obj) 10:10am – 11.00am.

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Saturday, 12th September 2015.

General Mathematics ( core) 2 ( Essay) 8.30am – 11.00 am.

General Mathematics ( core) 2 ( Obj). 1.00pm -2.30pm.

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Monday 14th September 2015.

Geography 2 ( Essay) 8.30am -11.00am . Geography 1 ( Objective) – 10.30 am – 11.30 am.

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Physics 2 ( Essay) 8.30 am – 10.00am . Physics 1 ( Objective) 10.00am – 11.15am.