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10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by Naijacardcom: 4:02pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors I think I'm in the best position to come up with this kind of write-up. This is because I belong we know how to manoeuvre our way out when broke NOTE: That a guy offers any of the aforementioned items does not necessarily mean it's a yardstick for being broke, but most often than not, it's one of those things we are talking about . This write-up contains exaggerations to a large extent *Clear throat* I shall discuss things broke guys normally use to entertain female visitors 10 Things Broke Guys Use To Entertain Female Visitor 1. Gala and Soft drink Undoubtedly, gala and soft drink are what a proportion of broke guys normally use to entertain their female visitors 2. Egg-roll and Pure Water. Some of them will take their female visitor to an eatery and will go to the counter themselves and order for her, without even asking her what she would like to take or not. These kinds of dudes are most likely to order snacks such as egg-roll, meat pie, and soft drinks 3. Concotion Rice This reminds me of a time a lady visited me in school. Make I no lie, na N50 remain for my hand that day after buying a bottle of kerosene used to cook concotion rice. I inquired what I should offer her and said she had no appetite. I smiled to God for answering my prayers. After about three hours, she said I should get her shawama and I began to sweat profusely. I couldn't but serve her my concotion rice 4. Viju Milk and Cabin Biscuit As funny as it sounds, some use it 5. Garri As funny as it sounds, I'm guilty of this. I have once offered garri to my female visitor. Make una no blame me ooooo, na my pocket empty that day ooooo 6. Malt Some will give her only malt without adding anything to it. They already assume she will not eat even if they offer her food, so dem no go kuku ask 7. Indomie and Egg Ronald4lif can bear me witness that he used to do this before his life changed for good 8. They offer Nothing For the broke ones who are very smart, will resort to entertain her by acting like clowns. However, they will start acting like Papa Ajasco so that the lady will laugh till she leaves 9. They Borrow Generator For those who have generation, they will borrow money to buy petrol, and for those who don't have, they will borrow their friend's generator. They will entertain her with movies 10 keeping can malt given to you at your birthday the party incase you have a female visitors CLICK HERE f0r m0re EPISODE . |
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by NICOGRAVITY: 4:04pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
Whatever you have is what you will use to entertain anybody. You can be very broke today and a Billionaire tomorrow. |
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by Nobody: 4:06pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
Tosyne2much&wristbangle |
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by nobilis: 4:12pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
Op, learn the proper use of the word: "aforementioned". |
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by tosyne2much(m): 4:16pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by wristbangle: 4:24pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by Nobody: 4:25pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
wristbangle:See op handwork |
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by wristbangle: 4:27pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by mothernature: 5:28pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
OP permit me to add my own 1. Broke guys can never get a faithful girlfrend 2.guy if ur a broke azz nigga to entertain gals go hard oh 3.broke guys don't likE inviting dia female gf 4.after buying ha al dis tins OP wot will b ur gain 5.I don't no y, weneve a gal visits a broke azz nigga dey Like siting wit dia left nyansh 6.I don taya anoder person shuld take ova |
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by dmola(m): 5:39pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by gold360(m): 6:04pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
*yawns* abeg who go play ludo? |
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