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Religion / Re: TB Joshua’s Star Alignment Suggests He Was A Mad Man Under Spiritual Darkness by NaijaMemes: 1:17pm On Jan 13
Sukkot, don't mind these people. They say that you are mad because they don't understand.

They lack knowledge of the higher dimension opened by the holy hashish.

Smoke on, brother. The holy herbs inspire!

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Religion / Re: Are You An Angel ? Let’s Find Out If You Are An Angel In Human Flesh by NaijaMemes: 7:04am On Jan 10
I knew you wouldn't mention one of the most heavenly angels of all- Elon Musk.

The reason being that you don't want to reveal your connection to him- the holy ganja. Sensimilla spiritual. The weed that takes you to another dimension, knocking on heaven's doors.


Smoke on, brother!

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Romance / Re: Andrew Tate, Sexless Marriage, The Matrix by NaijaMemes: 6:01pm On Jan 07
sukkot:
who said I wasn’t ? You want me to show akant balance ? I am a billionaire

You on the sensimilla again?

Billionaire my foot
Romance / Re: Andrew Tate, Sexless Marriage, The Matrix by NaijaMemes: 4:42pm On Jan 07
Sukkot,

With all your spiritual readings of the universe, how come you are not a billionaire?
Nairaland / General / Re: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by NaijaMemes: 8:27pm On Jan 01
AHCB:
Even till this very day, the data that was lost, have not been retrieved. So, Mr Seun, why should we take you serious?

If you had faced Nairaland squarely and not go to X and start arguing with people who don't put money in your pocket, Nairaland would not have been down for 2 days.

It's high time you stop making empty promises. It's not nice at all. You sound like a politician. What assurance do we, who put content on this site (not the brain draining content) have that such a thing won't happen again? Remember, we trusted you with our content once upon a time, you disappointed us. So I ask again, what assurance do we have.

Have a nice day, and Happy New Year.


As if you are paying to use Nairaland. See your hubris.

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Religion / Re: Spirituality Is Scientific. The Madness Of The Gemini by NaijaMemes: 7:31pm On Dec 29, 2023
Pass me the weed, Sukkot!

I know it is the source of inspiration for your spiritual posts.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 7:55pm On Dec 24, 2023
Illusioneffect:

I rewatched the first one 2 days ago- very average movie in my opinion

undecided

Anachronism.

Maybe if you watched when it came out.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 12:17pm On Dec 24, 2023
Just watched the new hunger games movie.

The ballad of song birds and snakes.

6/10

It is an okay movie. Just not as great as the first one in the franchise

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 12:14pm On Dec 24, 2023
abduleez1:
I remember when peeps where bandying this analogy of Margot being a box office "taint" last year.

Who's laughing now. grin grin grin
Ironically, she's the highest grosser this year topping everyone in US domestic, Internationally and combined global gross.

TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 7:10pm On Dec 23, 2023
Carot:
99% of them here are idiots. Anything their daft leaders (ishilove, kaycee7, sozinn, abduleez1, oyaskii) says, they do. They dont think

See wetin shalaye dey cause

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by NaijaMemes: 4:40am On Dec 23, 2023
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Properties / Re: Eko Atlantic City Is Dead Before It Has Even Started by NaijaMemes: 5:30pm On Dec 06, 2023
sukkot:
If you go to the place you can start to see all the infrastructure decay and not only that but the whole place is littered with trash on the floor and if you go to the beachfront it’s full of all kinds of drug paraphernalia , you will see blue tablets in the shape of skulls and weed and extasy pills all over the beachfront and consumed bottles of alcohol. Coming out of the two towers you will see all manners of scantily clad ashewos.

Seems the world class city has regressed to a hedonistic den of debauchery with all kinds of drug addled and alcohol laced sex parties in the midst of trash filled streets and infrastructural decay
Nlfpmod

These are my personal observations. I go there all the time


Sukkot, please, I would love pictures of Eko atlantic sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by NaijaMemes: 6:06am On Dec 03, 2023
Arsenal fan here.

I have many close people as man UTD fans. I hated man UTD but I was a fan of Ferguson. That was when premier league was hot. The rivalry between Ferguson and Wenger was fire. Even later, Mourinho came along.

The simple truth is that Manchester united needs a rebuild. They need to start with a coach that has a vision. They also need to get rid of overhyped players.

You cannot win trophies with Maguire, Onana, Martial and some other average players.

Ten Hag lacks managerial qualities, including player management and tactical analysis.


Village people are following Maguire sha. Own goals, disallowed goals, lack of confidence etc

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Wolverhampton (2 - 1) On 2nd December 2023 by NaijaMemes: 6:04pm On Dec 02, 2023
Full time!!!

Arsenal na team!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Wolverhampton (2 - 1) On 2nd December 2023 by NaijaMemes: 5:57pm On Dec 02, 2023
phonny22:
What is the meaning of COYG?

Come on you gunners!!

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 10:47am On Dec 01, 2023
abduleez1:


Sylvester Stallone was really good at what he was assigned to do. Lot of people overlook his acting chops but this scene just showed the man had it in him.

After this movie, any filmmaker making David Washington their front and centre on an action film won't be taken seriously. See as the guy fvvked up this movie's box office gross (tho he's not to be entirely blamed). Funny enough, this movie was produced for $90mn with those insane visuals and good action, but yet, people gave no shït. It should have easily hit at least $200mn and break even, especially with those trailers and a reputable director.

Imagine, the Chinese child actor of around 8-9yrs old even being way more interesting and enjoyable performance wise than an adult man, and it's not even a fvvking comedy where a kid might easily shine. 😳😳
Bruv, this guy no try at all. I've watched like 3 of his movies and I ain't convinced shi shi. Even TV actors got way more RIZZ than him.
I'll watch BlacKKKlansman and make a final decision.


Guy, I swear. I started hating this David Washington guy after Tenet.

There was this TV series where David Washington was good sha..... Ballers
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 9:39am On Dec 01, 2023
abduleez1:
The Creator.....6/10

Had pretty nice visuals and art design especially the Low Orbit military base.
David Washington is a decent actor but he doesn't have that charisma or presence to pull you into the story and get more involved.

Nice story from Gareth Edwards, but not the best. Actually got a little bland at some point.


I couldn't agree more. The guy's acting is neither convincing or charismatic.

Please watch this clip of sylvester stallone having a breakdown as John Rambo in First Blood (you can feel his pain)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtWHgkNH5yU?si=-G5DK94qjuZyIGJn


I'm sorry to David Washington's fans but I don't want to see him be leading actor in any action film. Daddy Nolan, abeg no use this guy.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 8:59am On Dec 01, 2023
Chibudollar:
I might give it a rewatch so maybe I can see what you guys saw that made y'all rate it.

Nice cool
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 7:22am On Dec 01, 2023
Chibudollar:
Oscar and giving awards to strange movies. 5/6


Do you also think Israel is better than Hamas?

Nigerians and sentiments that blind them.

Just say that you don't like the movie. Finish.

The movie is a great movie by any standards. So you are in the minority

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 1:26pm On Nov 29, 2023
Miggs:


Hollywood has been bereft of new ideas probably since its inception.Too many concepts copied from other sources.The industry does know how to package,market and sell its remixed product though.
Tenet reminds one of Memento 1999 which reminds one of The Parallax View 1974.
The Matrix 1999 reminds one of Blade 1998,Dark City 1998,eXistenZ 1998,Ghost In The Shell 1995 and Strange Days 1995.
I have not watched Predestination yet but its concept will surely be copied from/based on a different source.


Tenet and Memento are so different.

Why not tackle inception? Dream within a dream.


The matrix's core concept was original. So much so that its inspiration (Ghost in the shell) is remarkably different from it.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 8:12am On Nov 29, 2023
StPete:


That you are not explorative doesn’t mean you should generalize. Hollywood brings up something new every once in a while. Everything everywhere all at once is a concept that has never been produced before. Same goes with Oppenheimer and so many other countless movies. Don’t be small minded


While you are mostly right, the only part I disagree with you is about the originality of "everything everywhere at once". The concept of multiverses, alternate timelines and different consciousness etc have been done before.

The main thing is that you are right. Hollywood keeps bringing new ideas.

We had inception in 2010. Then We had predestination in 2014. Also remember tenet

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Properties / Re: The Spiritual Nature Of Land And Why You Can Never Really Own It by NaijaMemes: 10:57am On Nov 28, 2023
I have known sukkot for over a decade now.

Most people don't know that he speaks from the spiritual realm. Whenever he puffs his ganja sensimilla, his senses are transported to a different dimension.

He is higher than the most high. He is so high that he is knocking on heaven's doors. Higher than the clouds.

#legaliseWeed

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by NaijaMemes: 8:26pm On Nov 25, 2023
cyrusmillz:
God of last minute miracle . If any arsenal fan insults haveetz after this match ... I'll personally curse them grin

Havertz scored an awoof goal. Tap-in header.

He is still a liability

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 5:13am On Nov 22, 2023
oyetpel:


It's what I do when I still use to have ample time.
Talks about directors, how much a movies makes e.t.c and no time again made me stop coming here.

Then why not just watch from the sidelines?

I too left when I saw the nonsense that the thread became.

I just come here as a guest once in a while to laugh at the circle-jerk on this thread.

I don't expect anything from anyone on this thread.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 6:02am On Nov 21, 2023
oyetpel:
This place still haven't gotten any better, chit chats everywhere instead of rating and dropping movie reviews for people like us to pick from and download.
Toor

Smh.

Choosing beggar.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 1:18am On Nov 21, 2023
Silence is the best answer to clowns.

I actually left this thread after realizing the circle-jerk it had become.

When ignorant opinions keep getting defended by the same set of people, one has to just leave them to their folly.

The empty barrels are the loudest. You can know from the amount of long posts they consistently post after copying from one movie blog they read.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Things They Wont Tell You About Islam (infidel Christians, Atheists, Pagans Etc) by NaijaMemes: 7:50am On Oct 29, 2023
whitelotus:



Whatever happens to this guy?

hmmm
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 8:44am On Oct 19, 2023
Badca81:
After watching the new mortal kombat cartoon, i just weak. The cartoon is pure satanic. I noticed it when they mentioned THE BROTHERHOOD, a cult group higher than Illuminati in USA and that they know martial arts which is true as all members trained . I read all these in the book ' HE CAME TO SET THE CAPTIVES FREE'. If you get mind read the book pdf and see for yourself, that is if you no dey fear grin grin grin


Religious nutjob. Cc Ishilove
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 1:08am On Oct 12, 2023
NaijaMemes:
Cc Naptu2 and Ishilove.

We have a derailer and rule breaker that almost everyone is tired of in the name of WRITERNIG. WriterNig is always posting series in the movie section.

But you guys prefer to report and police your e-enemies.



Chai!!

The truth is painful. I enjoyed reading Naptu2's response!

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 12:38am On Oct 12, 2023
Xavier5:



Caveat: I'm not in support of the war.

You were making sense until the bolded. The reason I don't indulge in the Israel - Palestinian war is simply because most people blabbing about it are historically ignorant.

If I'm to ask you about the history of this crisis, you will state 1948. If that's the case, then you're ignorant. No wonder you think Israelites took the land from Palestinians. Let me shock you, the whole Israel - Palestinian crisis is traced back to the Nebuchadnezzar era. I'm sure you're not aware of that. Go check up on that.

The fact is, considering the historical data right from the BCs to the modern time, the land does not belong to the Palestinians, never was, and never will be. The Jews own it. Yes, the Jews or most of the Jews left the land due to crisis, and the Palestinians settled there, but that doesn't make it their land. It was their land as far as the Jews never laid claim to it, but unfortunately, the Jews returned and laid claim to the land which is originally theirs.

I left my land due to crisis, you came and took over it. Years later, I returned to my land to reclaim it, but you refused to hand it over and called me a thief. Please tell, who's the thief, me or you? Who owns that land, me or you? Did you buy it from me? Did you conquer me to get it? How's the land yours sir?

If the Palestinians call is for them to be integrated into Israel as settlers and citizens. That's absolutely right, but if it's too claim Israel stole their land, that's hogwash.

That land belongs to Israel and Israel has right to reclaim it, but they're going about it the wrong way. You can't send the Palestinians away. They have nowhere to go. They have nowhere else to call home. Their ancestors have been residing in that land for generations. That's the land they've come to see as home.

On one hand, Israel has right to reclaim their rightful land, and on the other hand, the Palestinians have no other place to go, that's the land they've seen and taken as their home. Israel should instead integrate the Palestinians into the land of Israel by making Israel a multi racial, multi religious, and secular nation. But I guess greed and malevolence won't make the right thing be done.


Lastly, you don't go start a fight you can't engage in or finish. Gaza doesn't belong to the Jews, it never did right from the BCs. Israel should get their hands off there.

This will be the last time I'll talk about this. The historical ignorance regarding this issue is profound.




#Xavier


Religion has made you ignorant of law and history.

1. The bible is not a historical document. If you don't know, the bible or Torah is not historically accurate.

2. There were other people apart from Jews living in the area of land known as modern Israel in ancient times. Jews cannot claim that land alone based on history.

3. In any country, the are concepts of squatter's rights, adverse possession, usucaption and acquisitive prescription. This means that of you leave your property for a significant number of years and someone occupies it for a significant number of years, the new occupier gets the right to own the property. It is taken as if you lost or abandoned the property.

The Jews left a piece of land for over a thousand years and want to claim it back. Even Jewish lawyers would tell you that leaving a piece of land for over 100 years is abandonment in any court of law. Even since Roman times.

For instance, should black people and eqyptian pagans claim back their land from the current Egyptian muslims? After all, Egypt was never Islamic historically. Egyptians were a mix of black, middle wastern and European descent if I remember well.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 2:10pm On Oct 11, 2023
MetroLane:

It's not like you discovered the secret to immortality, you were just enlightened to General knowledge and the next thing is to call Nigerians ignorant

In your words " It's just basic facts" that even a think thank in Scotland predicted it.... Then my question is why is something you called "Just basic facts" giving you so much erection that the first thing you did after learning a basic fact was to call Nigerians ignorant?

Any Dunce can predict the outcome of Nigeria's presidential election, even Paul the octopus was making correct predictions in the world cup, does that make Paul the Octopus a football expert?



With all your knowledge, I can't seem to find your prediction on Hamas attacking Israel before the year runs out, then after the attack happened, you suddenly became an expert on the subject of international Politics.

To determine your actual level of intelligence, we need to divide WriterNig's intelligence by half, No Shades.


??
Anyone can see that you are just making yourself look ridiculous.

What exactly is your problem with general knowledge?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by NaijaMemes: 1:12pm On Oct 11, 2023
MetroLane:


International Politics is a general Knowledge lol, you only see what they want you to see, you've never been to Israel nor Palestine, everything you think you know is from a media source that can serve as a tool for propaganda, the real knowledge is reserved for those in the inner circle which you're clearly not a part of, every now and then they feed you crumbs from their basket of knowledge and you happily come to NL playground to show off your new pinch of knowledge like a primary school kid who got a new bicycle.

In the grand scheme of things, your level of knowledge and relevance can be likened to a drop in the Pacific.


??

Kindly just admit that you don't know what "general knowledge" is.


Foreigners who have never been to Nigeria were able to predict that a christian president will rule after the death of Yar Adua- and next would be a Muslim. A think thank in Scotland predicted that.

General knowledge isn't conspiracy, it is just basic facts.

Stop forming conspiracies

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