the name Maresca even resemble Massacre

There's no law against cross dressing. Infact most of your favorite skit makers have cross dressed in their skits

BigBrother9ja:

Or deh
Put Bobrisky there on top crime wey you sef don commit before.
Yes, we might dislike him for stupìd transgender behaviour but to say he should be punished like this for spraying money is very senseless

If I insult you now u go begin cry say why i wicked. U and who commit crime wey Bobrisky don commit? Abeg I no follow una o

omo na this kain prison dem suppose put bobrisky oo instead dem carry am go one coded hotel

Sa

In just 3 months.... No money no money to help the poor yet there is money for extravagant spending.

Hv

If someone explains Nigeria to you and you understand, trust me that person did not explain correctly.

Whytelyon:


Did you support October 7?

Are you Piers Morgan?

I heard one proverb recently that made me think twice

NA WHO NO WISE NA IM FASTING DEY AFFECT

we thought as humans advanced they'll be wiser to solve issues than resorting to wars.... It's sad that in 2024 we're still seeing wars between nations

POWER jam FIRE

If someone explains the situation of Nigeria to you and you understand, the person did not explain well.

Gone are the days when I used to have hope in Nigeria.

GloriousGbola:


i heard that you were advocating armed robbery on nairaland.

we both are on nairaland, therefore this is true

I'm not saying its Falz and Falana had any wrong doing. I'm just saying at least we know the story of Bobrisky attempting to evade jail is not false

My joy is that in the lawsuit against VDM, falz admitted there was a call between them and Bob on the issue. So it wasn't asif VDM was just yarning dust

"Actually I can explain. I was just walking by when I saw a snake. I started pursuing the snake till it crawled inside the house. Pls let's go in togother to look for it"

Tcd

Omo thank God dem never legalise gun ownership like that for naija o. If not our own for worse

Richtaiwo:
For this remark alone, I doubt Wike stands any chance of winning any office that is to be decided by votes of the masses. And indeed, this video is already on the Internet and will continue to be used as evidence against him either in the near or distant future.

Additionally, he can only say this in the midst of heavy security presence. If he is in doubt, he can just take a ride to the nearest market without his security details and repeat the remarks. He will get appropriate reaction in the appropriate language.

I used to like him, but on this, he goofed.

You overrate Nigerians. Didn't Ganduje win re-election after video evidence of stacking dollars? Didn't Buhari win re-election after first tenure of terrible governance?

As a politician u can even commit murder on live television and still win election the next weekend.

adeoyekay:
shout out to us wey dey earn 28k monthly as class room teacher

Drop aza

Dont be Deeply Disturbed ooo cos some people Don Dey suspect say Diddy don Dick you before. So to avoid further suspicion, just be reading the news like others and dont express any emotion.

what about the 1000 baby oil?

we need grace in this life to excel.

But you see for competitions? you need more than grace. You need preparation, intelligence, hardwork, tactics etc.

If na by just grace we for kuku appoint Pastor Enenche as our coach.

one thing that Trump and some politicians dont know is that many people in the crowd that ggathered for your rally will still attend your opponent's rally

so dont be flattered by the crowd

Kobojunkie:
More like the reward of bad citizenry! Citizens cannot sit with arms folded electing criminals into office each election cycle yet expect things to magically turn out well. Never in the history of the world has it ever worked out that way.

What we have in Nigeria are clear examples of bad/terrible citizens who don't really care for the collective welfare of the country and its people. They may say they do with their tongues but action, they say, speaks louder than words!

Thanks for this. One of the best comments I've seen

Indian population, like Nigeria has become a problem to itself.

You can make judicious use of your population or you can let it destroy you. The choice is yours

When I saw "BE HOLY" I burst out laughing. We only respect people who are good and moral

FYI u can't even determine someone is holy.

Was I too naive to think Dangote Refinery would sell at a cheaper price than this?

Omo I no con understand Nigeria again oo

washmibili:
But they will prefer to blame trump. Trump didn't post those stories online? He only repeated it in debate because people have been sharing the story online.

But let's not pretend we all know some Africans and blacks eat cats and dogs.

Stop defending rubbish. If you believe every post you see on Facebook without verifying then you aren't qualified to be a leader.

Especially a very controversial and inciting post like this that is capable of spreading hate and xenophobia

honestly that eating dogs and cats talk was really low and senseless for Trump to believe and even bring to the debate.

It's like he deliberately sabotaged his own campaign. Kamala is surely going to win this now

Wait, I am not understanding. He CUCUMBATED (Cucumber+Masturbate) as a man or as a woman? The story no clear for my brain

NO No no. My girlfriend literally drags me to bath with her everynight and I only agree for the ulterior motive of doing one round in the shower.

Whenever she is away she always pesters me on call with "okay as you have closed from work ensure you shower" but I have no incentive to do that so I just increase my fan and stay chilled on my bed.