₦airaland Forum

bamie:
You think so, make u ask IbK, you go know say power pass power (PPP), Nana sweety, i go reduce my speed only for you, make u know mind that jealous guy, i go take care of u well well

Lol,actually,am well taken care of.

chamotex:
hmmn, ewo omo eniyan

so Nana be your next victim?

Nana go wound u, emi e o le gbe oo

i no be michelin na, ehn?

bamie:
Nice one Nana, i was just thinking of you that you really resemble my Ucle's Cousin's Brother's Sister's ,[b][/b]
What a beautiful face u got there i admire uuuu ooooooooo

Lol,reduce ur speed limit o jare,na ur picture be O2 arena?

bamie:
Nana, you don't need to breathe so hard like that, the guy get some problem wey he wan solve for nairaland.
Because nobody answer am, na him make him dey vex,

don't you sabi Yoruba though u dey stay for Togo

lol,i was joking about me being a togo citizen.Omo yoruba ni mi

se yoruba thread ni ibi ni?

hmmm

cool pics

lol

lol

chamotex:
@ bamie

u still dey mention origina9ja

you go wound

omo Plumstead oshi

A-Z

Ib,how are u doing?

bamie:
na Ghana you for come ba?

No,Na togo

Hmmm

hollandis:
Yeah they will sleeplessly think of how to inflict seious bodily injury on you,,,because you are a complete bore

Buhahaha! Lmao!

chamotex:
If homosexuality is against the law in NIgeria, why havn't the Pastor been prosecuted

but see as Gay people dey dance for church _{**God have mercy***}

Lmao! And that Sharon wey pour starch for head

Used to hide under the bed.

Hmm,na wa for this slang o.I will add it to my book of slangs.

chamotex:
abi u too wan sing

no try am ooo

Hmm,let's go there,ki lon so?

Hmm

Lmao.Yeah Right!

chamotex:
nana, wetin do the vibes now, u no like am

abi make i give another selection?

Hmm,u try wellu wellu

chamotex:
<sub>***singing: im in love with two women i no know which one to take***

***singing: i'ma put u to bed, bed, bed. i'm a put u to bed, bed, bed***

***singing: now i aint saying she's a golddigger, but she aint messing with no broke n****</sub>

how u like am?

Hmm,i cant even invite u to be a dj at my party

Pataki:
Just like that?

Ok oh.

Yup Yup,sorry tho  

Pataki:
I am a world class reporter.


What does that entitle me to?

Hmmm,Nothing

Pataki:
Which are you?

Tell and Kiss?

Yesh

slap

Kiss and Tell,Tell and kiss

Gamine:
I was slapped by my music teacher in jss2, as in u go fear slap na.

hes slap was more dreaded that anything bck then

hes flogging skills were legendary

just because i wrote my F's like 7's

twas the in-thing to do then sha

lmao

[quote author=pussy_full link=topic=154553.msg2574655#msg2574655 date=1217330478]My Dad caught my half sister with her boyfriend in the orchard in our school - hmm - i don't even know what she was doing with the guy there - she was 15 or so - she got the beating of her life - you know what - she remained a virgin till the da of her wedding.

My Uncle caught my senior brother smoking cigarette at 15 years - he got the beating of his life - since then - he never had the courage to light a match stick - till today.

My senior sister and her boyfriend were caught alone in a room with windows locked - who knows what they were doing there- well - she got the beating of her life - and you know what - she remained a virgin till marriage.[/quote]Na so so catch catch,lol


Hmm,caning?
I attended a very silly sec. school for 5 years.
My maths teacher,Mr. Akpo: He was like a scare crow to all of us then. The man uses the type of cane that masquerades carry about to beat students. Before he starts the beating,he would say ' Show me ur palms,My dear'. U dare not waste time. Dang! This cane would curl up around ur arms,giving u bangles as we called it back then. One thing he hated was seeing u cry while he's beating u,'cause that means he's going to start the beating again.
We the strong ones were able to finish our edu. in that school while others left. I personally never reported any teacher to my folks at home.
Did i fall in love with mathematics: Hell Yes!

French Teacher:Chai! I dropped french for Hausa Language because of this teacher. Too much beating mehn.

Further Maths Teacher: A typical mad man! This man would come to class and start beating us for no good reason. But funniest thing is this,he doesnt beat the last person. There are times when he would tell us to buy canes,write our names on it and submit it to the staffroom.
Did i fall in love with further maths? Hell No! Infact,when we were writing our promotional exams in SS2,when we saw the questions,we dropped our pens and walked out of the exam hall.

Chemistry Teacher: Hmm,a kind-hearted yet a no-nonsense man! I always looked forward to his class even tho' i knew something odd could happen.

Foolish Housemistress: Chai! That woman na winch.


Mass Beating or Shishi! Hmm,events like that make u wish for the ground to swallow u up.


Would I send my Children to a government-owned school? HELL NO!

Marryanne:
Nice pics,


I hope 9ice will keep his eye off fine girls outside because God has giving him a gift already i pray he does'nt follow the foot step of his mentors/role model you should understand what i m trying to say.I hope he will not impregnate 10 girls at the same time.Lets just fold our hands and watch him he is our new specimen,besides its his turn.We will see if he is CREDIBLE,REMARKABLE,AMBIT ABLE,PALATABLE AND RELIABLE,

Nothing do u o. Keep on hoping.

tosinadeda:
hey kids are also on nairaland

buhahahahaha

idupaul:
Great thing ke, in what nation, is he fixing the light or planning too, some people are really useless, they just came to take space on earth, hmm i pity Nigerian new generation xtians.

abi o