₦airaland Forum

tishat:
I once deleted a number saved with the name Sweet Mummy on my boyfriends phone thinking it's my rivals number only to realize it was his mothers number.

Ah! That's Jealousy! Lol. So did he find out?

CARUSO:
I still dey connect with london every other week, i only moved here two weeks ago!

And u think say UK GP go fit flush jedi-jedi comot for my system? nah!!

Krispy Kreme don wreck my system finish, egba mi oooo!!

I go try wonder go peckham or dalston see wetin dey, u can never tell, shebi na london?!

Howz u anyway? guys r working hard here man, it aint easy!!!

Chai,those people sure know how to spoil people's system with sugar. I remember how my mum used to get me the big boxes as a surprise. Sowie ehn.
Am doing great o,on hols at the moment. Cant wait to get back to school tho'. Don't worry about ur work,all ur efforts would pay off at the end of the day.

tboy1:
Once you start living alone, everything would come into place. I used to stay with my younger bro and 2 sisters-
Mum's House, but mum is based in naij, so for a couple of years i can tell you that i never cooked or cleaned anything in the house . . . When i started staying alone, AUTOMATICALLY the whole cleaning, washing etc would come into place and you'll realise you're getting responsible either with u knowing when to pay the bills or knowing when to cook/clean etc
i learnt how to cook when my friends would come over and cook and i'll watch everything and gradually i started cooking for myself

The keepin' in touch wit people for me is easy cus i only have 1 male friends and he's outside london, most of my friends are females and they come over once in a while - mostly weekends

If you love your own space then you'll really enjoy staying by yourself

True Yarns.

aight

CARUSO:
so u understand yoruba sef?!

u get anywhere wey them dey sell paraga for london?

the way i am right now, i need to down two ragolis sized bottles before i can be cured!!

Lol,Doyin if i punch u ehn,gbogbo jedi yen ma salo ni.
I for tell u say make u peckham but na oxford u dey,so nothing for u. Go meet ur Gp.

Skeen . What lang. is that pls?

Uby40:
cud someone please help me define the trerm 'Child Abuse'?

for me the meaning of child abuse is the topic at hand.

Na civilization dey worry u. U think say child abuse dey for dictionary in the olden days?

CARUSO:
u sef get jedi-jedi ni?!

I no get jedi-jedi o. Shaka lara wa.

Gamine:
This nonsense banging guy
whats the matter with u
ma worry ke?
shior!

You're telling him not to worry. Next time,type/say Kilon worry e?

fumilola:
That 25% thing is bullshit. i know over 3 families where 3 out of 5 children are ss which is like 60%. i also know a family where nobody is a ss. i don't agree with that love conquer all thing. i don't think it is right to bring children to this world to suffer especially when you know.

I heard genotype can be checked from the womb, so if the child is ss, the pregnancy can be terminated. The decision is left to you to make.

Na wa oh! What is ur occupation?

Jadi-Jadi

banging:
@JasmineSie

I love that face in your profile, i pray its real you oo. And if its you gangan, i have 2 question to ask, abeg no vex. Na bra be that abi na rope?
Why u no just snap am naked, make e be like full modeling, i no mean naked ohh, just the rope and the pant. then we can bring out the beauty in you.

Mabinu for the question, na answer i want.

Bangin say so

Dude,U're sick!

lmao

CARUSO:
me e be like say na curse!!

we wont be kept quiet though, we wont be stiffled, we would continue advocating freedom of speech!

lmao

Lol,i wonder how u lot get banned. Been a good member since 2005

Lol,nothing do u sha. Them dey make u famous indirectly ni

lady u:
shatap diaaaa is it me u r telling to go away,from this day hence forth i jenny wont disturb u again

hmm,u too get enemies mehn.

richo:
infact the day gay smack me for buttocks i vex oh.na beat i beat am.imagine i go club toilet,i bend de wash face at the wash hand basin, person con wax ma nyash.na so so slap the idiot chop

Is that also a pick-up line?