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idu1:
my bro naptu, i dey hail u o.

Good morning bro.

Mprex:
thank you

My pleasure

Mprex:
Pls nobody should bash me pls.
Who is he?

He's a singer. His stagecraft is pretty good and he sang Shoki, a very good workout song.


Orezi - Shoki


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhbgyIiYnUs

experimentist:
Who be that waitress wey go fit ask Naija president for payment of meal?

Obasanjo paid for his meal when he took President Sirleaf to Mr Biggs (he also waited in line for his turn to be served).

click2cbn:
And I believe that Mr. Muktar Dan’iyar is that Mr Aye Dee of Linda Ikeji? So he is now an authority to be quoted? I won't trust anyone who doesn't know the line between Business and Pleasure

He's been in that business for a very long time. Back in the 1990s, he provided intelligence about the Abacha government to pro-democracy groups in the US. However, several pro-democracy leaders (Wole Soyinka, Anthony Enahoro, Bola Tinubu, Mobolaji Aluko, etc) accused him of being a double agent (i.e spying on the pro-democracy groups on behalf of Abacha).

In recent times, he's been providing intelligence about Boko Haram. He claims that Linda Ikeji stole intelligence that he had gathered when she copied and published his tweets about Boko Haram. Linda Ikeji denies this claim.

Thank you all for your very kind words, prayers and wishes and I pray that God grants each and every one of you a (remembers voltron) ahem! 99 more years on earth. Amen!

Ishilove:
...In the days of yore, in the deepest, darkest jungles of Africa, a prince was born. And he was named Simba.

Simba grew big and strong, for he was but a...



Adjust glasses and peers at paper.

Oh, sorry! Wrong story

*clears throat* Right.




Today marks another day, when my friend naptu adds another year. I have been trying to blackmail him into marrying me but he has stubbornly refused. Issorait , I will put a danegun to his head and drag him, biting and shrieking, to the altar, where he will have no choice but to sign the dotted lines, especially when he remembers the cannon saluting his intelligent African head.

Jokes aside, naptu2 is a great guy, and anyone who has him in their life is blessed indeed. I wish you the very best in this life, and a very long and fulfilled life. God bless and keep you, darlee mwa.

Let's give it up for Nairaland's Resident Encyclopedia, NAPTU2!! Any other naptu2 is a counterfeit...or a cloned moniker created by fans.

Hip hip hip, hurray!!!

Pop pop pop pop, pop pop, pop pop something!!








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Thank you very very much storyteller. May God bless you very very much.