Ebsu in the hauz!

being from a hard-half-baked ajebo family, we had a very busy parent who hardly had time to have a chat with us.
Now we have a family of our own, we are told the importance of telling bedside stories to our children but the truth is that i don't know any bedtime story and i don't want to get a story from a retailed book because they will certainly find out and will see me as a cloned dad. I want sth unique. So pls kindly share any story you know. Tnx.

If u ar given jst a chance 2 kill 1 person n it won't b countd as a sin,, who will dat b?

Big lips n snall lips, which kiss better? Which do u prefer? Which perform or*ral sxx better?
Share ur veiw here.

na wah oh!
4 me i attended a ss skul n dat does not make me 1percent less wen it coms 2 socializin wit d opposite sex. In fact am a prof in dat.
In ss skul, u do wat eva u want witout any fear of say dis is d opposite sex, lik discipline, morals, assignments, duties, etc. U ar free 2 b open n thorough n learn more.
D issue of bein a homosexual is a personal issue. If u ar in 4 dat u wil certainly b 1 ss skul or not. In mixed skul, guys pressure gals 4 sex same wit ss skul were les or gays pressure odas 2 join.
Lastly u dont use a boardin skul 2 judge al skuls because generally, boardin skuls ar typically bad weda mixed or ss.

hav a married cousin whose wife is not 4rm dsame place n she is a troublesome type. I reportd hav deeds 2 my cousin, ha husband, several times, of which he faild 2 caution ha. Of recent, my cousin's wife had a problem wit my wife n cut ha wich almost killed ha. I dnt knw wat 2 do my wife n children want revenge, my lawyer said d case cnt wrk because of d rlationship n my cousin is begging 4 mercy.

capacity building should be the most integral and important part of higher education. This has not been met in resent times because of factors like managerial selfishness, lack of orientation and zeal of students, and lack of infrastructure.
Managerial selfishness leads to prolonged strike by management, and unavaliable practical n study materials.
Student don't have the orientation they need because they just think to make it in life, just get a good grade and get a good job and finally end up in the street.
Most student end up appreciating strike action and less academic because to them it means less work and more grades.
Its time we bring back the holy grail in education: capacity building.

fellow nigerian, am a student of industrial chemistry department of ebonyi state university and am looking for a project topic in my department or chemical engineering, dats y i nid ur help pls.
Tnx.

so tell us d worst federal road u hav eva seen n ur encounter n mayb som reasons n solutions 2 it.

Nowadays 9ja federal roads are bcoming sth else n somtyms worst dan farm roads.
D 1st tym(even now) i was travelling 2 Ebonyi state tru Abia state, it was rily a story 2 tel. D road afta Uturu 2 Abakaliki(an hr journey) is so bad dat there is no sign showing it has eva been tarred b4. D 1st tym i tuk dat road, I tot d driva was taking a shortcut tru a farm road, but lata found out it was a(NIGERIA) federal road. D worst of it, is dat one of d world's best contractors(BERGER), has its gravel company along dat road.
Dis is d worst federal road i hav eva seen.

jst scrol upward u wil 5nd it

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dis is a convasation dat ensue between a boy n a girl.
Boy: am on twitter, facebook, 2go, tumblr, youtube, skype, mozat, n mxit.
Girl: go n get a life 4 ur sef.
Boy: wow am not on dat one. Can u pls giv me d link.

i attendd a ss skul bt am stil a pro in ladies matas so 5nd anoda point pls.
In ss skul u 5nd respect n effizy dat oda skuls(mixed skul) envy. U do wat eva u want-skul fun-wit out any influence of an eve.

its actually fun 2 attend a single sex skul

i luv a single sex skul more dan a mixed sex skul and i also attended 1.
So pal wich 1 do
u tink is d best, n wat is ur reason?

i luv a single sex skul more dan a mixed sex skul and i also attended 1.
So pal wich 1 do
u tink is d best, n wat is ur reason?

my own skul(ascension high skul eleme rivers state) was a govt skul but in al debate n quiz competition dat included top ranked private skul in d state, our worst result was 2nd

pals wat do u tink abt dis idea? If nt gud sugest one

@ denzel do u want 2 teach me eng 101?
Am talking abt dia present condition pls, which is d best?

which is better in academics, man-power, infrastructure, etc?

In your locality or from your own point of view in general, private schools and government schools, which is the best? Please give your reasons if any.

tanx pals 4 all d advices but 2 dos dat ar insultive n kip callin me an immature should b careful cos we ar nt mate, so pls show some respect. Tanxs.

i stil luv my gf n i dnt want solutn dat wil only corect dis mistake but wat wil i do dat it does'nt hapen again.

i rily luv my gf jst could'nt resist d compliment.
E no go easy to tel her oh!

i actually cald her after dat event n ask her if she rily stil cared about me. She hung up on me but leta cald n askd me y wil i ask her such ? afta hw lng we've bin 2geda.

pls i nid ur advise on dis

[/color][color=#000099]I have a girlfriend and we have been together 4 about 3yrs. I luv her and she does luv me. the only thinf is that she only visits me when i call her to come and sometimes she excuses herself that she has something to attend to and i will never hear from her until i decide to call or go visit her.

Another thing that can make her visit me is when she wants to ask me something or escorted  hsb to my house. But i do knw 4 sure dat she luvs me. About a yr ago she came wit a friend of hers that needed my help n she introduced her 2 me.

Her friend n i became close n my parent n siblings came 2 knew her more(my gf's friend), unlike my gf. She(my gf's friend) helped me 2 do chores, spent time with me and even slept wit me sometimes till morning, unlike my gf. 1 day(about last month), we finally got involved, unlike my gf. She traveled 2 school, and my gf too(but they will soon com bak).

She calls and send me txt always, unlike my gf. But i now feel guilty inside of me for cheating on my gf wit her own gf. Dont know What 2 do pls help fellow NLers.
Hw will  i stop dis?
Should i tel my gf?
What if she knows?