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How about we play a game?
Find your birthday month, the day and
year and form a sentence...
SELECT THE MONTH
Jan : I need
Feb : I killed
Mar : I slept with
Apr : I raped
May : I slapped
Jun : I hugged
Jul : I played with
Aug : I jumped on
Sep : I got drunk with
Oct : I spit on
Nov : I kissed
Dec : I love
SELECT THE DAY
01- Someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- a baboon
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- my girlfriend/boyfriend
08- Ronaldo
09- Nicky Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- a hobo
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Chis Brown
17- a pig
18- a model
19- Nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- Kim Kardashian
26- a prostitute
27- the lecturer
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot
SELECT THE YEAR
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in our room
1996- on the playground
1997 with out my pants
1998 on the house roof
1999 with my eyes open
2000 but I'm lying...
Drop the sentence formed below!

1-In life I've learned that no matter what
happens, or how bad it seems today, life
does go on, and it will be better
tomorrow. 2-In life I've learned that regardless of
your relationship with your parents, you'll
miss them when they're gone from this
life.
3-In life I've learned that making a living
is not the same thing as making a life. 4-In life I've learned that life sometimes
gives you a second chance..
5-In life I've learned that whenever I
decide something with an open heart, I
usually make the right decision.
6-In life I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one to
others...
7-In life I've learned that every day you
should reach out and touch someone.
because that's the essence of living..
8-In life I've learned that I still have a lot to learn..irrespective of where I am
today..
9-In life I've learned that people will
forget what you said, people will forget
what you did but people will never forget
how you made them feel. 10-In life I've learned that the excuses of
the poor are the secrets of the rich.

ADVICE TO THOSE FALLING IN LOVE: . 1. When you fall in love, make sure it's with somebody who treats you exactly how you deserve to be treated. . 2. Love somebody who wants to know everything about you, from your favourite colour to your childhood memories how you managed to survive all those years. . 3. Love somebody who can make you laugh, who kisses your forehead and who notices all your flaws but choses to see past them. . 4. Love somebody who listens to whatever is on your mind,who protects you and alwayz reminds you how blessed they are to have found you. . 5. Love somebody who you can't stay mad at for more than an hour because you miss speaking to them, who knows every freckle on your face, every stretch mark on your thighs, every scar and every tear. . 6. Love somebody who you can plan your future with,and most importantly love somebody who is God fearing. . 7. And lastly dont forget to make them feel loved in return .

Make e no b lyk say person stingy...Special thanks to thoseWHO stayed with me from JANUARY to present. Friendship isall about sharing what we have in halfs. That's why I'msending you half of the recharge card I bought: 613375...(MTN),1133747...(Glo), 3426453...(Etisalat), 546435...(airtel).And half of my ATM pin 21..(Firstbank)stay tune till the end ofd year& get d complete card and pin.There's no need to thankme please! Habaaaa! What are friends for.....