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MrCork: ...so punnny is now dangerous..abi?..i swaaar op is g@y!

ALARAPE22: Pls is der any political science education given admission? Pls need some information.

Karleb: News reaching me has it that now there is light in Akungba.



Yipeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


Me so happy!

BlazeyJ: Hello op, there's this girl i met on whatsapp through a friend, i started a convo, she didn't reply for days.. I then used the "are you a robot" phrase, she immediately replied me and we got chatting for days and things where flowing really well, but all of a sudden she spontaneously told me she hate me, that i should leave,, and that why should i have used that "robot" phrase on her..
I asked her to tell me what was really wrong, she kept telling me to please leave her..
P.S: I don't like her, she's cute sha, but nah her cherry i dey find.

BlazeyJ: Hello op, there's this girl i met on whatsapp through a friend, i started a convo, she didn't reply for days.. I then used the "are you a robot" phrase, she immediately replied me and we got chatting for days and things where flowing really well, but all of a sudden she spontaneously told me she hate me, that i should leave,, and that why should i have used that "robot" phrase on her..
I asked her to tell me what was really wrong, she kept telling me to please leave her..
P.S: I don't like her, she's cute sha, but nah her cherry i dey find.

NeuroBoss: Nastyroid, even you?

kaboninc: No Bro. Am getting to know you better. Whats the essence of a forum?

bobo65: Screenless MP3 player?
How will u locate d music?

kaboninc: You do 'operate' like an Android indeed. By 'operate' you mean?

FrancisTony: Afolabi6046- I stay in ancient city of Oyo.



No wonder your brain is brown. I give up!!

bobo65: But seriously, y would someone wanna buy a screen less Nokia x2 for 3k wen d person can buy a perfectly working one for 3k5?

kaboninc: By the way are you from Android?

kaboninc: Biko face your studies. I spoke to dimples2

kaboninc: Na me bring you come Nairaland?

kaboninc: Was I talking to you?

kaboninc: Is this an advice?

jeamie: Poor farmer tractor go jam you

Femzy900: Can some1 check for 47167602bi plz

duni04: Open her profile, its all there

jeamie: then tanker go burn you and your house..

jeamie: wishin' you same in advance

Bimfo: hahahahahahahahhaha..

Prick don spoil ur Life.. hahahahahaha

Guys! weldone ooo.. Spoiling lives since 1960BC

jeamie: covers nose

DANGERS OF EXCESSIVE SEX:


1. Rug burns or bruises. These are primarily
going to affect the intimate positions you can
engage in more than anything else. Just stay
off of your back, knees or whatever is
causing you discomfort and congratulate
yourself for taking one for the team.



2. Strained muscle(s) . As with any other
athletic, cardiovascular activity, you run the
risk of pulling something. A bit of pain and
slight immobility, however, should be the
ultimate excuse for being (or staying) on
your back. Don’t be afraid to ask your
partner to take charge. After all, you should
be
rewarded for an effort (hopefully) well done.


3. Head injury. Often the result of banging
up against the headboard. Take a painkiller
and remind yourself that there’s no need to
pull off a Indecency star routine next time.


4. Soreness and swelling . Feeling sore and
swollen can be an unfortunate consequence
for the ladies in particular. This “ouch”—
often due to womanly excoriation (or
scraping of the womanly walls)— can make
any type of penetration-related intimate
activity pretty much impossible. But don’t let
your enthusiasm go unrecognized. This is the
perfect excuse for some tender love and
care.



5. Dehydration. You’re burning calories,
working up a sweat and losing lots of water.
So stay hydrated, especially if you’ve been
drinking alcohol and want to avoid a
headache.


6. Urinary tract infection (UTI) . Many
women end up with a bout of cystitis (also
called a urinary tract infection) after serious
s*x sessions. And they can be crippling, as
in, neither of you are seeing any action for
the next few days while she’s on antibiotics.
To avoid a UTI, a woman should be sure to
empty her bladder immediately before and
after intercourse. She should also drink lots
of water and cranberry juice on a regular
basis.


7. Lower back pain . Whether hurting from
the impact or sore from delivering avid
thrusts during intercourse, you may feel pain
at the base of your spine. If you’re willing to
attempt keeping at it like rabbits, try
positions that tend to require slower
movements, like side-by-side variations. Be
sure to also give each other massages, enjoy
a hot bath and practice Reiki, a form of
energy healing, to help get you back into
prime form.


8. Injured nerves . While the body’s hot
spots can withstand a lot, too much direct
stimulation of the nerves can be a bit painful
at times. Somebody near and dear to me
once put herself out of
commission the first night of a planned
lovefest weekend. Pace yourself and listen to
your body and what your lover is telling you
when it comes to being direct versus
indirect, or too much too soon.


9. Trouble finishing or reaching climax
again . I know some men will think that this
belongs in the next section, but this is a
perfectly normal reaction to having lots of
s*x in a short timeframe. A male’s Fluid
level and sperm reserve both go down if he
doesn’t give his body time to recharge.
Therefore, he may not have the chi for more
Glorious bliss right away.


10. Decreased vision . People have been
known to pop blood vessels in the eyes
during intimate activity. These should heal
and, fortunately, shouldn’t put you out of
commission.


Now, for the more serious consequences of
“excessive” s*x in a short time span :
11. Heart attack . When it comes to major
negative health consequences from s*x, we
typically hear about this one. Though a heart
attack can strike during cardiovascular
activity like s*x, it’s actually rather
uncommon. If anything, regular, good s*x
boosts heart health.


Source: Black Health Zone

duni04: OP spent her 4 years enjoying postinor and drinking

donigspain: First address what caused the present downward trend in your academics before you jump into a second degree and the same thing happens again.

My people talk say "person wey no sabi where rain begin beat am..." (help me complete am)

bobo65:

Heryor40: Yea