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amajerry:
pending! pending!! pending!!!.This uniben people language(confused people language)is becoming more confussing n mysterious indeed 2 my comprehension.Pls i need a revised standard version of dat language 2 be able 2 understand it.
"PENDING", what an undue,barbarous n much disturbing treatment dat we never deserved.
All i know is dat 2 everything there's a time, so lets be patient 4 it will soon be a history n past story.Remember"d patient dog eats d fattest bone" n he dat laughs last laughs best.
The God who brought us out of d Egypt of jamb,took us through d red sea of post-jamb,will lead us through dis wilderness of pending n admission status wahala and bring us into d promised land of our dream courses in uniben.
Can i hear a thunderous amen 2 dat!!!
Welcome 2 a more promising new week 4 everyone of us.Lets keep our hopes alive.

Energieman:
i just hope before march 2014, they release it, The management are not even bothered!, If they'll upload it, they would have,

LMAO *falls from chair*

emmdon1:
A friend of mine who was admitted could not pay his acceptance fee 2day, the bank didnt collect it, He said that until the second batch is released. so lets just all wait nd see, @natasha, u'll surely get admitted by Gods grace[/b]

says who?

musKeeto:
LMAO, na u dey derail this thread,
**puts train on reverse, jams 2 nama on the jos border, jumps and runs (Natasha in my arms) as Boko Haram opens fire on Mr. Cork and gives him a dose of reality101, **

lmao train dey do reverse anyways I weigh 200kg, you can't carry me

musKeeto:
Lmao,  u funny o,  see counter and u go say u no get bad mouth,

ROFLMAO,  *kai, my bele go tear o*

lolz thanks, you too , I couldn't stop laughing when I read your comment of removing your cheeks and lips if you have to smile to get my face  I was the one who liked the comment . . .   but I don't have bad mouth 

musKeeto:
which jotter u write am?

LMAO I don photocopy am already

musKeeto:
Jesus, I didn't know you were this evil

https://www.angeloojonesministries.org/images/HOLY%20GHOST%20FIRE.gif

musKeeto:
No wonder, u get bad mouth,
hahahahahaa, should I change it?

lmao I don't have bad mouth
Did you ask me before you uploaded it?

musKeeto:
Hahahaa,  na u carry ashi dash me abi? lmao

There's no we? No be u dash me free coffin

Yes I'm the one who gave you the ashi, I perposely chose the one that had AIDS and Staphilococus 

musKeeto:
wu is seadords?
really? 

my friend in insults who is known world wide for his grammatical blunders

musKeeto:
no be as we marry, u come give me. But love hold us together sotay,
when we die, dem go bury us twogether ,

lolz I don't have AIDS don't mistake me for your ashi babes
there is no WE

highland:
Not in this life.

okay the next life

Bawss1:
I don't want my remains to be used for anything after I'm gone. When the time comes I should be left to "travel" undisturbed into the hearafter. Nothing should disturb that process. I have read gory accounts of what happened to some people's body parts donated to science and I think many people do not understand what the process of dying really is - including the scientists!

LMAO see travellers , There's no travelling to any where,
@ Highland and Bawss1 what exactly will you do with your body when you die? isn't it better to donate to science? like donating body parts to help someone else live longer, it could be you wanting an organ, so many people are in need of body parts for surgery but most times there's none instead of letting your body to rotten in the grave isn't it better to donate it? to make someone else live longer or for more reaserch to be carried out and more solutions to unsolved problems?

musKeeto:
HAHAHAAA
U just hurt my 'fillings' for u,  wt u do me, its not good o,  y everytime I try to tell you something, u do anoda thing that broke my heart? y Nayansha, y? 

Reply the dead body thread now,  stop zuzuing, 

hmm you are Seadord's brought up right ?

musKeeto:
Abeg no break bone. I just complete the money,

Nah, I'm not ugly, Just dat sometimes my n[color=Black]igg[/color]a face can be scary,

sorry my husband is too cute for me to leave him let alone leave him for you

oh so now you admit you look like a criminal * I love my face, I love my face, I'll treat my face right, hold my face tight*

musKeeto:
Lmao,  if smile dey give person your kain face, i go go commot my cheeks and lips

lmao*falls from ladder*   Id1ot  

musKeeto:
The dowry was refundable, didn't they tell you?  

If i ignore them, I'd stop enjoying nairaland  

no it isnt and I meant bride price not dowry lolz   Now that you are very ugly there's no way i can marry you , not when my husband is very cute

musKeeto:
Na so e pain you,  no vex o,  I advised him not to give birth.
Hey, my wifey

wife sorry my bride price has been paid by someone else  BTW learn  how to ignore some pooheads