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guobe:
Most beautiful girls don't like these vices but they still end up marrying men with these vices lol .

Whats the opposite of womaniser?

U think most beautiful girls aint guilty of that.

They drink, smoke, play sporty steady and are even alcoholic.

See as u paint men as creator of vices

UK news don dey choke Dis days. UKLAND.COM

Make somebody help us kpai dis guy.

Why e dey disturb us na..

Reading this, i thought i was high, i read this 4 times. I confirmed i wasn't high.

I'm outta here.

haybhi1:
Wetin concern us with the UK sef. Too many news from the UK every now and then... wetin na

I taya oo. People wey no send us.
The last time it was a news about Putin missing for 7days. How e tek worry us here na.

By now. The world is supposed to be talking about flying cars, teleportation in real sense, excess food, cheap accommodations.

But see wetin we dey discuss for 2024.
The future don get injury b dat.

Politicians have taken over from scientists

Life no Balance season 1 Ep 12

Myrrhis:
All of you are "good and respectful children" online.

I may be a bad guy offline.

Would you have preferred me telling him i support him to shut his dad up.

Most of what ur teachers, doctors, cleric leaders tell you to do. They dont do it. But they gotta tell u coz thats their job.

👉 Buy a drink ur dad likes.
👉 Present the drink to him
👉 Sit down with him and apologise for ur outburst and remind him u r now an adult who can drive without been told what to do.

He is just been a dad. When u get to face similar scenario with ur son. U'll understand better.

If it was ur mom, i believe u'll find a way to say sorry.

Do same for pops. And make him smile for the next few days. Pops will always be pops. Mine will still want to tell me how to operate WhatsApp, somtin wey na me teach am o 😂 . I just dey smile even though atyms its annoying. Dem be our first teacher, they believe they'll teach us everything, its kinda a habit for everyone

Europe in 2030 will be another history

A rich nuisance

Lies.

A sane man wont take pictures and post online even as anonymous

Lagos should just change its name back to EKO

Porthacourt should be renamed too. It has an original name.. KIRI somtin. Na lugard name am to honor Lewis Harcourt ( a known paedophile)

History is fading.

atobs4real:
Adeleke too wan develop him arena

Past governors did same from days of Akande, Oyinlola and that bearded nigga too, even the one Demola won in last election.

All states governors are guilty of this move. Be like na Demola time to trend

I no blame the guy too much

Most of them dey carry things go their place. If na u nko. If na me. My place first since past governor run d same street

Past governors dey guilty of same. All states sef.

Mention one place in Lagos that's not dirty

Send a pix and evidence of location

I'll make a video of that same location in broader view.

Motor Park for make sense. It's very public. Any wrong move, garage boys n food hawkers will save the gal.

Baba. I've been tracking and killing aliens for the past 15 years. No be small work.

I'll be needing op on this assignment b4 him brain burst. (nice thinkin from op though) we gaz dey question some things but for people wey get time and the intellect oo.

1+1 =2
1+1=10 (in binary) - 10 has 2 digits ( 1 and 0)

I need maiduguri weed dis morning.

Dogalmighty17:
I do and I proudly admit it.

The real G himself

Note. Ur wife knows already whether you wanna agree or not. U no b james bond. These wives knows.

But in all ur van damme moves. Dont do it to her face

They always know there is a mulla by d side of their husband, they dont like it when u do it to their faces.

That calls for war u can't win. Even if u be Jason Statham

Like somebody said

In Betting -
Losing is normal
Winning is strange

Its just how its programmed. Na why if people lose e no dey pain dem.

Self control is needed on betting just like in drinking, smoking and pussy matters

Why has BBC not done documentary on this same topic for Ukraine and Sri Lanka.

I no too get issues with the tradition and style of leg chain

My problem be say 95% of the users no get sense.

Na observation method i take carry out this research.

The 5% wey i no insult na because they r vast and knowledgeable in their field and other fields. Bring any topic, they'll be reasonable and drop points like a boss. Brain like Bolt.

So if u sabi any1 wey get sense, dem dey that 5%

It means keep ur friends close and ur enemies closer

In this world we live, we have seen 'enemies' become friends and friends becoming enemies

Ur definition of enemy in this context is important to know who u keep close and closer

Some 'friends' dey disguise. So love ur 'enemies' coz dey will help u spot a fake friend easily. Love in this context also has different meaning. Anyhow u define am, thats ur beans to cook.

Ekaette, pass me one cold big stout

Every Lawyer wants to open n run a chamber with zero cases around to get, just like all musicians wanting to open record labels with 1 to 2 artistes.

Running that chamber aint gon b easy, nigga just japa jeje to run for somtin else.

Good luck 2him

One of the reasons for gun violence

Islamic Morality Police?

News for Russians and Ukrainians.

Over here, we no reach 2 chuk mouth. E no too concern us base on say the guy sef no send anybody here.

Send them a mail

There are 3 sides to a story

Your side
Their side
The truth

Ladies and Gentleman

This updated news is none of our business. It's a USA thing.

A nigerian named Mr A engaging in fraud coz 9ja is useless and claims Japa will fulfil his dreams

Afta Japa to the country of his choice, he was nabbed for fraud.

Question - Why still engage in fraud when u have japa to a country u termed paradise.
Answer - Fraud dey Mr A eyes on a normal, even in saner climes with job everywhere, Mr A must run fraud.

Its the mindset game.

Most married men gat some mullars by the side.

They will not admit this.