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2 action bitters satchets and 1 bag of pure water

One of them to kill ur organs
The other to repair it

Win win situation

Now..i need a real smoke

Any brand ideas pls?

LASGIDI GRINDING

Ye Ye Ye.

Even some homes in Lekki dey drink Flood

Nothing to wonder/Ponder about
Years of Experience. Same with agberos who go to building sites to collect shandy - na their jobs to know routes and every corner

Same way some lecturers go to class without notes. Imagine teaching a subject/course for many years. U go sabi next topic even b4 u reach am

Bought a 100 units since August 2025, its March 2026. E still remain 21.23units.

Government under this regime is a total failure
Removed subsidy, fuel increased, school fees increased, food items increased and that scumbag thinks changing national anthem was for the best interest of the nation.

Dividend of removing subsidy - violently embezzled. No workings at all. Its really crazy. A real crime scene movie titled Nigeria

Pls dont disturb us with ur problems.

U have Japad to Germany. U r no longer our worries.
Ur men problem is ur problem. How u handle or deal with it doesn't concern us. Men has been paying for sex since tey tey. Nobody loud am.


We no get light here since 5days. Fuel na N1400.

Goo0dHardDick:
Go to any bar and collect anything in my name, I'll pay

My chairman. I hail.
Abeg go pay mama nkechi oo. I don down 13 Big stout and 2 catfish PPS.

Bossman. Gbaaaaam

The female gender only understands one currency. Thats attention, stop feeding them the attention and u'll realize that the girl u were rating 8.5 is actually a 2.5.

Money aside, Attention is Key.

We need to start teaching people Detachment, its very healthy and learnable. Ask any girl, they may not wanna snitch on themselves but they hate been denied attention

Make i no lie for you. I don comot my hand.

I no dey advice people on Wednesday.

A FREAKING ROUND OF APPLAUSE 👏

That girl in white for just one week and I'll return it to Arike.

I dont know where you are coming from and i don't know where you are headed.

One word of advice. If you want to retain/keep your sanity stay away from religion especially Islam and Christianity
.
Its a rabbit hole, you'll see differences, contradictions, unreal things, fictions. You will lose your sanity to the point where you'll support neither at the end and just become an Agnostic last last.

Everybody was born in a belief system no doubt. So you gotta grow in it and later as adult, u'll start questioning things. There are numerous religion/belief system in the world that shape peoples way of life and all that but na only Christianity and Islam dey drag, dey argue, dey look for converts, dey beef each other worldwide.

Just research ur views for educational purpose, but trying to push one against the other. U GO NEED BETTER WEED TO DIGEST WHAT YOU DISCOVER.

BRACE YOURSELF BOSSMAN AND GOOD LUCK

If 2 people are contesting for each position, thats 700k. More than 700k if 3 or more are contesting

🤔 Not bad.

Oh God. Not again. May the family have the strength to bear this unbearable loss

In 'SANE' society. This also happens.
A wrong-way driver attempting to evade law enforcement.

I won't be surprised one bit if he faked his death.

I'm just saying, not ruling anything out from these Elites

Welcome to the Game.

Many 9ja schools left the chats

dam2000:
When will the people in the north rise up and go against this nonsense this useless hisbah r not going for the elite only the son of nobody they are after

Its rich vs poor fight.They cannot target the Elites.
The Elites created them.

With time the monsters dey made will turn around.

I would actually be happy if Hisbah raid hotels belonging to Northern Men. So the owners can feel the heat just like its done to non-northern owners.

If Jada belongs to a rich northern man. Thats nice.

Maybe they will find solution to the Hisbah Bois.

Based on experience about been a Nigerian. The 9ja factor in this case is - THEY WILL INVESTIGATE NOTHING.
AND IN A WEEKS TIME, SOMETHING ELSE WILL COME UP TO TREND AND EVERYONE FORGETS ABOUT OZORO.

and thats unfortunate. Nobody is always held accountable, and if at all someone is, a bigger corrupt power frees them with STOLEN MONEY

MIKOLOWISKA:
how many Russians do you see fleeing Russia?

Is Ukraine attacking or defending?

You think they don't scan pols passports at the borders?

See I understand you perfectly. Someone pointed that too. I said i get wetin he dey try talk.

My problem with the whole thing is that the stats is coming from a BRITISH Personnel.

We both know what British represents here.

Segzy19:
Na death go end everything.
Which of it did he take along?

Yet, others won't learn....

Worst part. His beloved and special family wont get NADA. esp the stuffs in US and UK. Life of a looter.

Some still alive will still be in control. Once they are no longer in power or dead, the current government as at the time will claim everything. The cycle keeps cycling

selleniza:
A tiny country fighting with a super power, what else did you expect would be the results.

Of course a reduced population but not the estimates coming from a British Official. If you know just little about these people and their style, you may understand my point a little

What is really happening in Iran (or anywhere else at that) CANNOT BE SEEN OR FOUND IN THE MEDIA.
They keep the records and happenings in old school format. Pen and Paper and displayed in plain sight.

Ur mind no fit ever decode am. If it does, it will take TIME

They keep the ones that will make us type, shout, debate and engage and distract us in the MEDIA

WriterNig:
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[b]“A British official told me that Ukraine's population, estimated at just over 40 million in 2014, had fallen to around 20 million by 2025, significantly lower than most publicly available estimates,“ Lloyd wrote in X.

That's how they roll with THE AGENDA AND LOW SCAM ANALYSIS JUST TO PROVE THEIR NARRATIVE

A British official dey drop stats on a country with an ongoing war. Just open mouth dey drop figures on estimate. As if Ukraine is the only country in the said war.

Bullshit

If all of us were to write to people who looked down on us. Internet space, biro and paper for no remain again.

Besides you as a law person dey mix up thought and taught just because you wan write to one teacher wey look down on you. Jokes on you.

Wait a min. Were all these properties acquired before becoming a governor or during his time as a governor.

Because omo meeeeeehn. If not all but most were during his time as governor, then this scumbag is a solid THIEF. Just like the rest

One thing about these kinda stuff during war, riot or fights is that IT IS ALL MIND GAMES. The strategy will be, lets release a photo or video, lets see how it triggers them to make a wrong step.

So if you react/respond to any video/photos especially the fakes. Strategy is working.

They keep opening their legs but do not want to face the consequence either positive or negative

This is the kinda act that could make Satan to repent for good.

Some Nigerians have this below mentioned mentality.

They break some rules
Reason - Nigeria is a failed Nation. UK, Canada and USA is far better for BETTER LIFE

OK AGREED 💯

The same Nigerian get to one of USA, UK or Canada (countries he mentioned as far better - which was correct BTW)
And still break rules or not even follow them
Reasons - he has none

That makes me wonder if Nigeria wasn't Really good for them or they are just terrible human beings who will go to a good country and mess it up still.

Naija no good na why i do drugs and yahoo. Why would u still go to better countries and still do drugs n yahoo.
Are u sure naija was d problem abi yahoo dey ur eyes on a norms.. 😂

The records for goals scored still stands irrespective of the outcome of the game. Football is all about goal scoring. Others like playmaking, defense, assist, creativity defines you as a baller.

Nashville 0 - 0 Inter Miami - 1st Leg
Inter Miami 1 - 1 Nashville - 2nd Leg

Inter Miami crashes out on away goal rule

But you can see how Messi scoring his 900th goal took over the headline.

Lionel Messi - Not one of BUT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

UNOFFICIALLY

THE EARTH IS AN INSANE ASYLUM FOR INMATES.

HUMANS ARE THE INMATES.

Some are supervisors
Some are directors
Others hold various positions

OFFICIALLY. RELIGION IS THE ULTIMATE DRUG FOR INSANITY. u cant be religious and normal. Na lie

hisexcellency34:
Saudi doesnt rate Sultan of Sokoto at all. They don't see him as a real Muslim

Saudi (Arabs generally) doesn't even recognise blacks as real muslims. Irrespective of ur position. Once u be black, from anywhere, even if una dey pray together. They still look you less


Bunch of scumbags.