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Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nayo08(m): 12:52pm On Nov 18, 2019

who left the front door open sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nayo08(m): 12:05pm On Nov 18, 2019

fine like the lady we saw earlier

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nayo08(m): 9:38am On Nov 18, 2019

anything you need me to get before Christmas?

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:06pm On Nov 17, 2019

being sincere like our sister is nice unlike one dude here that keeps denying everything grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:05pm On Nov 17, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

You throw me out when you want to use me, and take me back in when I'm of no use at that moment.

What am I?

anchor

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Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Nayo08(m): 12:20pm On Nov 17, 2019

PrincessB1:
MODs please let this hilarious stories hit front page

so we can have more ~~lies~~ stories grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:39pm On Nov 16, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Who was the first man condemned to hard labour for life?

Adam

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Education › Re: Can You Help My Junior Sister Answer Her Home Work? (see Photo) by Nayo08(m): 5:15pm On Nov 15, 2019

eleven ten one grin

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:23pm On Nov 14, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

I have a tail, I have a head, I have no body, no hands and no legs.
I am NOT a snake.

What am I?

you're a coin bruh

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Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nayo08(m): 2:07pm On Nov 14, 2019

BankyGee:
Boy , you have broken the rules, the rule is to BEGIN your sentence with the LAST word the previous person used.

I just checked the rules I thought it's to include a word from the last person's sentence in yours grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nayo08(m): 6:20am On Nov 14, 2019*

man has to work so as to feed his family

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:13pm On Nov 13, 2019

you guys should share ya scary but hilarious stories here grin

https://www.nairaland.com/5524493/share-frightening-funny-stories

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:23pm On Nov 13, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

By moon or by sun, I shall be found;
Yet I am undone when there is no light around.

What am I?

a shadow

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:23pm On Nov 13, 2019

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- The match

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
*Claps, cheers*

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:14pm On Nov 12, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLEME THIS

You walk into a room having a kerosene lamp, a candle, a match and a fireplace.

Which do you light first?

match

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Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Nayo08(m): 6:03pm On Nov 12, 2019

sodiqapril:
The day I was smooching a girl and she fainted. I thought she was dead AF.. I sweated every liquid in my body..since then before I do anything with any girl, I ask if she's fainted before...if yes, Na japa be that..

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Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Nayo08(m): 10:09pm On Nov 11, 2019

I'm so glad I found this thread... how do things go around here?

Literature › Re: Nairaland Literature Awards Of The Year(2019)- Poetry Included-- Voting Closed by Nayo08(m): 2:03pm On Nov 10, 2019

Divepen1:
Novels

1. Romance (Sponsored by Litireso)

2. Thriller/Mysteries - Detective, Crime etc

3. Horror

4. Comedy

5. Magical/Fantasy/sciencefiction

6. Most Consistent Novelist

1. Romance : Topher052 "My madam and I"
3. Horror : Topher052 "The Devil's touch"
6. Most Consistent: Topher052
wink

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 4:14pm On Nov 09, 2019

hulk616:
so you will pick one answer for me ?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 0) On 9th November 2019 by Nayo08(m): 1:02pm On Nov 09, 2019

Bacteriologist:
Mount starts.

BTW I think we need an FPL league for NAIRALAND managers. Who's in?

I'm in bro

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nayo08(m): 12:34pm On Nov 09, 2019

KingAzubuike:
Lineup out..

Kepa, James, zouma, tomori, Emerson , kante, kovacic, willian, mount, pulisic, Abraham.

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 12:15pm On Nov 09, 2019

nightguy:
never
BankyGee never said we can give only one answer

wait and see angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 12:04pm On Nov 09, 2019

hulk616:
my answers
1. The car was convertible, with the top moved back.

2. He was shot by a camera man outside the car.

pick one

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:16pm On Nov 08, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A man was shot while in his car. The person who shot him was outside of the car.
However, the windows of the car were up and the doors locked; Yet no bullet holes on the car.

How is this possible?

maybe he's in a convertible

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:51pm On Nov 08, 2019

Ayanfe29:
No...5 00 5 00

you're just confusing yourself

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:28pm On Nov 08, 2019

Ayanfe29:
No, 5 0 5

Five hundred and five sad

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:20pm On Nov 06, 2019

vibewithme:
i did not copy and paste nahh

he posted "copy 'n paste" grin

so grammatical you didn't copy and paste grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:18pm On Nov 06, 2019

Ayanfe29:
Fifty five of us

fifty five as in 55 grin

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:17pm On Nov 06, 2019

hulk616:
I m not night guy

give up bro angry

you're night guy angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:16pm On Nov 06, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is the difference between a watchmaker and a jailor?

a watch maker makes watches while a jailor watches cells

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:44pm On Nov 05, 2019

[quote author=hulk616 post=83773931][/quote] sad

ok sir no night guy

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:57pm On Nov 05, 2019

Ayanfe29:
We're here o

how many of you?

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