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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nayo08(m): 12:52pm On Nov 18, 2019
who left the front door open sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nayo08(m): 12:05pm On Nov 18, 2019
fine like the lady we saw earlier
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nayo08(m): 9:38am On Nov 18, 2019
anything you need me to get before Christmas?
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:06pm On Nov 17, 2019
grin being sincere like our sister is nice unlike one dude here that keeps denying everything grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:05pm On Nov 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

You throw me out when you want to use me, and take me back in when I'm of no use at that moment.

What am I? undecided
anchor

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Nayo08(m): 12:20pm On Nov 17, 2019
PrincessB1:
MODs please let this hilarious stories hit front page cheesy
cheesy so we can have more lies stories grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:39pm On Nov 16, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Who was the first man condemned to hard labour for life? undecided
Adam

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Education / Re: Can You Help My Junior Sister Answer Her Home Work? (see Photo) by Nayo08(m): 5:15pm On Nov 15, 2019
grin eleven ten one grin
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:23pm On Nov 14, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I have a tail, I have a head, I have no body, no hands and no legs.
I am NOT a snake.

What am I? undecided
cheesy you're a coin bruh

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nayo08(m): 2:07pm On Nov 14, 2019
BankyGee:

Boy grin, you have broken the rules, the rule is to BEGIN your sentence with the LAST word the previous person used.
cheesy I just checked the rules I thought it's to include a word from the last person's sentence in yours grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Nayo08(m): 6:20am On Nov 14, 2019
man has to work so as to feed his family
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:13pm On Nov 13, 2019
grin grin you guys should share ya scary but hilarious stories here grin
https://www.nairaland.com/5524493/share-frightening-funny-stories

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:23pm On Nov 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


By moon or by sun, I shall be found;
Yet I am undone when there is no light around.

What am I?
a shadow

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:23pm On Nov 13, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- The match

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
*Claps, cheers*
cool

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:14pm On Nov 12, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLEME THIS undecided undecided


You walk into a room having a kerosene lamp, a candle, a match and a fireplace.

Which do you light first? undecided
undecided match

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Nayo08(m): 6:03pm On Nov 12, 2019
sodiqapril:
The day I was smooching a girl and she fainted. I thought she was dead AF.. I sweated every liquid in my body..since then before I do anything with any girl, I ask if she's fainted before...if yes, Na japa be that..
grin

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Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Nayo08(m): 10:09pm On Nov 11, 2019
smiley I'm so glad I found this thread... how do things go around here?
Literature / Re: Nairaland Literature Awards Of The Year(2019)- Poetry Included-- Voting Closed by Nayo08(m): 2:03pm On Nov 10, 2019
Divepen1:
Novels

1. Romance (Sponsored by Litireso)

2. Thriller/Mysteries - Detective, Crime etc

3. Horror

4. Comedy

5. Magical/Fantasy/sciencefiction

6. Most Consistent Novelist


1. Romance : Topher052 "My madam and I"
3. Horror : Topher052 "The Devil's touch"
6. Most Consistent: Topher052
wink

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 4:14pm On Nov 09, 2019
hulk616:
so you will pick one answer for me ? angry
angry no angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 0) On 9th November 2019 by Nayo08(m): 1:02pm On Nov 09, 2019
Bacteriologist:
Mount starts.

BTW I think we need an FPL league for NAIRALAND managers. Who's in?
wink I'm in bro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nayo08(m): 12:34pm On Nov 09, 2019
KingAzubuike:
Lineup out..

Kepa, James, zouma, tomori, Emerson , kante, kovacic, willian, mount, pulisic, Abraham.
smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 12:15pm On Nov 09, 2019
nightguy:
never
BankyGee never said we can give only one answer angry

angry wait and see angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 12:04pm On Nov 09, 2019
hulk616:
my answers
1. The car was convertible, with the top moved back. grin

2. He was shot by a camera man outside the car.
angry pick one angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:16pm On Nov 08, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A man was shot while in his car. The person who shot him was outside of the car.
However, the windows of the car were up and the doors locked; Yet no bullet holes on the car.

How is this possible? undecided
maybe he's in a convertible

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:51pm On Nov 08, 2019
Ayanfe29:



No...5 00 5 00
grin you're just confusing yourself

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:28pm On Nov 08, 2019
Ayanfe29:



No, 5 0 5
Five hundred and five sad
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:20pm On Nov 06, 2019
vibewithme:



i did not copy and paste nahh cry
grin he posted "copy 'n paste" grin so grammatical you didn't copy and paste grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:18pm On Nov 06, 2019
Ayanfe29:




Fifty five of us
grin fifty five as in 55 grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:17pm On Nov 06, 2019
hulk616:
I m not night guy angry angry
angry give up bro angry you're night guy angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:16pm On Nov 06, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the difference between a watchmaker and a jailor? undecided
a watch maker makes watches while a jailor watches cells

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:44pm On Nov 05, 2019
[quote author=hulk616 post=83773931][/quote]
sad ok sir no night guy

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:57pm On Nov 05, 2019
Ayanfe29:



We're here o
cheesy how many of you?

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