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Phones / Re: I Need A Xiaomi Redmi Note 10 Pro by Neduzze5(m): 9:03am On Aug 21
cbrezy:


Please I need that I can do 140k be because I'll be paying for the waybill I just need it for now until my ordered phone lands in Nigeria.

Buy mine for 130k.
Phones / Re: I Need A Xiaomi Redmi Note 10 Pro by Neduzze5(m): 8:12pm On Aug 20
abercrombie:
Hello Guysz....Any one willing to sell His/Her Redmi Note 10 Pro, I'm Interested Going Back To School Soon

Whatsapp/Call


Available for sale.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Dr. Fola David Set To Break World Record For Largest Drawing By An Individual by Neduzze5(m): 7:04am On Jul 18
Abeg na only me wey nivsee the largest drawing!??

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Technology Market / Re: Chikizzy Gadgets Price Update For Xiaomi [redmi] Products by Neduzze5(m): 5:29pm On Jul 14
I need the Redmi Note 13 Pro
Fashion / Re: Quality Shoes Are Affordable Prices by Neduzze5(m): 11:31am On Jul 14
tjcoded:
Available 41 - 46
15k each

Location
Family / Re: Babalawo Wives Association Takes To The Street To Flaunt Their Beautiful Looks by Neduzze5(m): 8:39pm On Jul 11
First to Comment

Omo...

See babes na. Abeg make person send me location make I pick one of them.

Although on a second thought, I don change mind.

No be like say I dey fear ooo, cos I fear no man. You get the point, whether na Babalawo or Satan himself.

Na just say I no dey do married women.

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Culture / Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Neduzze5(m): 8:12pm On Jul 11
That number 8 pain me die enh.

I reach one barber shop sometimes early this year to go barb.

I saw the usual poster in his shop and pointed to a particular style and asked him what the name is.

He talk say na three step.

I con tell the baba, oya run me this hair.

Na so the guy talksay e no go fit me ooo, say e go barb one wey go fit me. As a cool guy, I said no wam, do your wish.

Omo, as the guy barb me finish, I no recognize myself again. The baba almost commot all the hair wey dey for my head oo.

As I reach office too, na so dem no recognize me ooo. For almost two weeks , I just look totally different.

Since then, I cancel ✖️ him shop. I no dey go there to go barb and I dey pass there every day and he dey hail me.

Worst part be say the baba charge me pass normal ooo. Hair wey be 800 or 1k, baba charge me 1500 and I just pay into say na man to man.

E con still get mind send me message for WhatsApp the other day. I no even gree respond give am at all cos my own no good normally.

As Baba Tinu don spoil the country finish, men dey vex.

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Crime / Re: Lagos State Neighborhood Safety Corps To Intensify Collaboration Towards A Safer by Neduzze5(m): 1:51pm On Jul 06
More action and less talk please.
Politics / Re: Rivers Local Government Elections To Hold On October 5 - RSIEC by Neduzze5(m): 11:56am On Jul 01
Nice

I trust that Wike and his men will be put to shame in the coming days.

Fubara will do the needful and give relevance to those whom he has appointed.

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Crime / Re: Bandits’ Kingpin, Dogo Gide, Protects Farmers In Zamfara by Neduzze5(m): 9:05am On Jun 28
Hehehe


This is what happens when you have incompetence at the helm of power.

Of course, na who work go chop, so as the bandits are protecting them, part of their crops and harvests will go to the bandits.

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Culture / Re: Zainab Jummai Ado-Bayero Seeks Otti, Sanusi’s Help Over Accommodation Crisis by Neduzze5(m): 8:08am On Jun 25
Morning Sides Suites is a Four Star Hotel in the VIctoria Island Area of Lagos.

A simple search on Google shows that their cheapest room is currently worth about N40,000 per day. Let me assume that they are staying in the cheapest room

Now, she said she, her mum and brother are in the staying in the suite. Expectedly, as adults, they might not share rooms, but let me assume mother and daughter are sharing rooms.

So 2 rooms at the rate of 40,000 each = 80,000.

She also noted that they have been there for 2 months. Let me also assume that each month has a 30 day period.

That means they have so far spent 80,000 x 60 days = N4,800,000.

A whooping four million, eight hundred thousand naira.

This is clear of their everyday food - breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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Crime / Re: Susan Hilaseen Kaakyenge, BSU 400L Student Is Missing, Photo by Neduzze5(m): 5:33pm On Jun 24
May she return hale and hearty. Amen

Can only imagine what the family is passing through at the moment

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Politics / Re: Fubara Cancels Revocation Of Le Meridien Hotel, Signed By Wike In 2022 by Neduzze5(m): 4:24pm On Jun 24
Hmm.


That's why sometimes, war is of great benefit to some parties.

If Wike and Fubara didn't fight, Fubara might not have cancelled this revocation and the place may still be inoperable.

That's the benefit of their unending war to this person.

Pray after me today.... Oh God my Father!! Any persons conniving together to hold my blessings or properties, let them figgggghhhhhhtttttt!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: There Is Peace In Rivers State – Fubara Declares Amidst Statewide Tension by Neduzze5(m): 8:42am On Jun 21
Yes. There's total peace in Rivers state.

It's just the Federal sponsored anarchists and security agencies that are causing problems in the state.

They should kindly vacate and allow all the new Chairmen of the different LGAs to perform their functions to the best of their abilities.

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Politics / Re: We Are Ready To Sacrifice Allowances For Workers To Get ₦150k - Senator Wadada by Neduzze5(m): 8:36am On Jun 21
You sure say na all your colleagues agree with you on this one
Culture / Re: Heavy Security At Emir Bayero’s Residence As Kano Govt Mobilizes Bulldozers by Neduzze5(m): 7:11am On Jun 21
Way to go.


You cannot buy a court judgement and expect the powers that be to follow it.

Demolish everything and use that tractor to pack Bayero, his load and his family out of that palace.

Arrant nonsense!!!

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Politics / Re: Rivers: Pro-Fubara lawmakers To screen LG Caretaker Committees today (see List) by Neduzze5(m): 10:54am On Jun 19
lonelydora:
Correct! Ya kpotuba!

Wait o... Number 7 on Akuku Toru LGA is my friend o. Congratulations to him. Make I call am sef.

Number 2 on Andoni LGA is an Abia state man.

Number 7 on Asari Toru LGA is an Hausa man

Ah-ah! Evans Bipi (Ogu/Bolo) still dey?

Congratulations to all! On Fubara's mandate we shall stand

Wike don expire like okirika cloth. Make him go rest.


I know the number 7 Akuku Toru guy too. I don send an message for WhatsApp.

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Educational Services / Re: Do You Need An Academic Research Writer? We Are Available To Help You by Neduzze5(m): 9:24am On Jun 08
chatinent:


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Mr. Chatinent, I'm sure you might be regretting this amount spent on Nairaland ads right now especially with the kind of comments you are getting on the thread.

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If you get up to two enquiries on this advert, I would be very shocked.

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Crime / Re: Inmate, Paul Michael, Escapes From Delta Correctional Centre by Neduzze5(m): 1:33pm On Jun 06
Paul Michael abi Michael Scofield??

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Education / Re: Chinese Firm Builds 10-story Building In Under 29 Hours by Neduzze5(m): 8:06am On Jun 06
buttlover:
If i gather this 1b naira that i am aiming. I will shock my village people. A modern mansion within 7days. BOOM!!

Where you dey gather am from? Sporty Bet

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Commissions Wuye Flyover/Link Bridge In Abuja (Pictures) by Neduzze5(m): 5:54pm On May 30
Thing much to comment.

Please like this comment so that I can exchange it for food at the Agbado Headquarters.

100 likes equals to 1 cup of rice.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Is Building Africa's Largest Solar Plant In Mali (Photos) by Neduzze5(m): 8:32pm On May 25
See what corruption is depriving Nigeria of.

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Romance / Re: I’m In Serious Trouble by Neduzze5(m): 7:55am On May 13
LIVINGICONREBOR:
Why youself dey run virtual? Something wey programmer dey run backend.
Do not worry you will be fine.

Manchester united Vs Arsenal: Fulltime draw😜


And e still cut. Na so you for send the guy go village.
Business / Re: FIXED! WARNING!!! Do Not Send Money Into Kuda Account. FIXED! by Neduzze5(m): 3:43pm On May 11
This is true. Same was done to me. Boycott Kuda!!!
Politics / Re: Rivers: Victor Jumbo declares actions of Amaewhule-led Assembly null and void by Neduzze5(m): 9:06am On May 09
As it should be


The good people of Rivers State will not continue to condone any form of rascality from Wike and his puppets.

Any rascality will meet with high levels of resistance, and where necessary, even greater rascality from the powers that be.

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Food / Re: Harsh Economy: Cut Yams On Sale At Food Markets by Neduzze5(m): 11:35am On May 06
That's my problem with this government.


Instead of massively investing and supporting farmers to produce food, they decided that a coastal road is the best for them and not us.

Ire oooo

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Don’t Believe I ‘Died, Resurrected’ – Oladips by Neduzze5(m): 11:29am On Apr 11
Antoeni:
See Mumu Wan Trend,Who Cares If You Are Dead, Musically You Died 5 Years Ago, RIP to Pope Jr

You are even saying he died musically five years ago.

For me, musically, he never existed.

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Business / Re: UBA Staff Clap And Share Snacks With Customers To Show Appreciation by Neduzze5(m): 5:06pm On Apr 05
I dey go one of their branches tomorrow!!!

This freebie no go pass me by!!

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Sports / Re: Falconets Lose 2-1 To Ghana In African Games Women's Football Final by Neduzze5(m): 11:03am On Mar 22
Ghana go laugh is for this one.

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Celebrities / Re: Over 100 Police Guard Me Daily - Shallipopi As He Clashes With Police Officer by Neduzze5(m): 12:02pm On Mar 21
Very funny boy.

Over 100 policemen guard you daily??

As as what na? Even the former Vice President of this country does not have up to that number of policemen guiding him on a daily basis.

Young man, please come back to reality.

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Crime / Re: Abia Varsity Undergraduate Dies During Cult Clash by Neduzze5(m): 6:20am On Mar 12
What a waste!!

No RIP to give here. You found what you were looking for when you joined a cult.

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Properties / Re: High Cost Of Cement: Nigerians Opt For Container Houses by Neduzze5(m): 6:45am On Mar 08
That's the way now.

Just go for simple tiny/minimalist houses. You and a few persons can lease lands together for over 5 or ten years and build something stunning there.

Check out this link for New Zealand tiny houses.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chbEQxE--Go?si=wkvSj-lNGxqwZkmM

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