He must really like that hat...

He has two

My economics teacher .. we called him spit but in Hausa cause each time he spoke he showered the students close by him

prettythicksme:
how do u get ur answer,let see it

I pulled it outta my arse... I really can't show u that here .. I am sorry

the girl is sha 19

He can't come and go and kill himself na

Make person help me call that fan ice guy abeg... this heat no go kill person

Gboyeboy:

yes I did. mike payne must hear this btw

@gboyeboy I just figured out who u are... didn't know you were a nairalander. Happy new year

Smartestelvis:
hmm, u r bluffin rite?

Maybe... maybe not

Gboyeboy:
I anticipated seeing this on NL.

Did you? do I know you?

naijaboiy:
If you have not been there,,you will never know...

Many people do crazy things just to survive

You probably didn't get plenty hate/condemning quotes for this your comment cause you are a guy.... I can only imagine how different it coulda been if you where a girl...

jamillion:
dnt worry babe I willl by u d entier pluto so u could build it mansion

okay

I have never received anything for valentine... that's just sad mhen....

What if I say " I didn't see anything now?"

Oboy.. this thing be like project write up.
But makes sense sha...

WTH??

Friend zoned .. then the next time he invites me over I will go with a ludo.. that way we have something to while away our time with.

That Gabriel afolayan guy dou.. @berexio1 you use idea resemble small... small o!
Didn't know jesse jags's name was garba ..

internet for me o

There is something I don't get about that picture... how did she stand abeg? Don't tell me is the shoki she was trying to dance that kept her in that position.

Can't find any reason up there o... and even if there was its not just going to be good enough..

Emodeee:


to poison ur b.f, abi?

since you can't read go and lick rain...

nacaz4real:
Some people sha

your point please?

Emodeee:


na ajegunle she dey stay o! famzer

I was at VI to sell my dry pepper and rat poison

it just drizzled here in VI

Clinton594:
Is this supposed to be funny or is my sense of humour completely dead.

I didn't grab please

read it 99 more times ... then if you don't get it your sense of humor or the sense of reasoning as a whole might be completely dead

lmao... it now implied he banged both mother and daughter....

Lipstick for a 7 year old? werrin person no go see

dovelike:
Do you mean shagamu?

Like seriously? is there shagamu in Ghana now?