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chue:
yessire I'm in skul too nd I was told 2com 2mao......me is lodgin if yu get money telme we fit stay same room+change of plans I dey stay wit 1 lecturer yu fit join me do houseboy like wash car etc

Loll.. Find any female fresher lodge with naa bumpy ride

MOIart:
Greetings people. If it is possible for you to stay at home and come tomorrow,do that. Also,if you are on your way to UNIBEN,sorry. If you don't want to join the league of students(freshers and staylites) standing outside Hall 2 like me and you dey Ore,just tell the driver to drop you and find your way back home. The reason is that clearance for temporary hostel starts tomorrow but would possibly be asked to sleep at the common room tonight. Once again,greetings....

this is very helpful.. Thanks for the update

strangehooligan:
that's 'cause the owner of the name is strange. Hence the name "strange"Hooligan.

Loll i see... Ur course??

Situation report plss!!! Those of you in school already pls keep us updated

strangehooligan:
Ah, what did the name do to you na?

very strange!!

strangehooligan:
oh alright, tnx a lot.

this ur name sha.. *pheeewww*

HonourablePomk:
Which documents are you yet to collect?

state of origin cert, waec cert

idiosyncrasy:
lol nel , m here can't sight u

Loll wait mak school start naa Loll

HonourablePomk:
No mind this guy he wan form CHILLEDBARBIE here

Loll ajebo

3coins:
whats supping bro?

everything bro.. The clock is ticking, My spirit and My soul de ugbowo, My body still de abj Loll

i called one of the clearance officer to ask some few questions. i asked if anyone is unable to do his clearance on the date assigned to him/her if its gon affect the person's admission, he said, No its not going to affect the admission.. That if Чou are unable to do ur clearance on the date given to you, you can do it some other time !! Now i feel relieved... My clearance is jus 2 days away and My documents are NT complete..

3coins:
epa domo ooo,i heard that means good morning

Loll domo orwaen sir

idiosyncrasy:
free hotspot WiFi internet powered by fidelity bank uniben branch...xo cool

wow!! Fresh and nice... If Чou are looking for me , Чou can always find me there!!

strangehooligan:
okay. But is there a way i can book a room at the school hostel and get just like... 2 or 3 roommates?

Lolll yes Чou can book a room at the hostel, but 2/3 room mate?? i don't think that would be possible.. Maybe 6-8 in a room

strangehooligan:
I don't? Why? Is it compulsory?

bro, a time like this Чou have to learn how to manage....

strangehooligan:
i was told the school hostels aren't clean, they put too many students in one room, and after school's over they send students home.
I'm not gonna be able to go home for every holiday so i want a place i can stay at whenever i like.
And no, can't stay at a hotel.
Ekosodin is out too 'cause that's cultist territory.

you can't stay in school hostel, as if Чou have any option for now!

Lexoma:
I can't believe I'm in this situation, I forgot my uniben username now I can't login into my account. tried using the old putme details to see if I will get the popup screen displaying my username and password but it was showing Invalid login credentials. I requested for a password change of my putme details and I got a new one but still showing the same thing...please anybody have any idea on what I should do??

Oh Lord. What a mess... i pray Чou find a way out.

RichieBrown:
going to school tomorrow, mine is on 8th....
I tire for myself, I get foodstuffs, no stove.. CHUE if u laff me u go blow
#teamMassComm

Loll... Am also going tomorrow....... i Neva they reason food stuff matter, Lool when i reach there i can sort myself out.. Hope Чou pack garri plenty sha?

Juliedora79, benromeo39, richiebrown, what's happening naa, how is the clearance going?

pweetyz:
hehe

i'm certain you're kidding though



yup JayEye..we'll see then

am not kidding oo!! Till then sha, let see how it goes... Meanwhile, mail me ur number!!

Navvy:
here in pakistan our clearance officers don disturb

even here in Uniben, our clearance officers don't disturb

pweetyz:
Can you do that??..like..is it allowed??..

i'm going to get my statement of result 2mao though cos its holding me too

with God, all things are possible!! Any Clearance Officer that wants to Stop me , i would have no choice than to use his name to do Prayer Point..

pweetyz:
what course were you admitted to study plus where did you write your putme..i think i might know you


neldrizzy..have you done your online clearance?

not yet.... School cert is holding me , am thinking of pushing My clearance date further, maybe when everybody don finish their own, i go do My own...

icecalm:
lol abi we go give Thanksgiving first Sunday in school

most definitely

icecalm:
you no dey repent, I dey ehm u from Mexico now with bees hope you like their stings,

repent ?? Since bro! All things are now new, New year New Life

3coins:
bed all the way from lag? Haba! Buy bed keep for me jawe

Loll no wahala... See you soon!! If me and you de the same hostel we go trouble them die

pweetyz:
JayEye..its actually been a while..missed you
my physical clearance is on the 7th..when is yours


Neldrizzy..are you in benin

am going tomorrow!!

3coins:
abeg keep space for me

no issues, jus bring ur bed space plenty!!

Touch down Benin.... Pple what's happening... Are you guys feeling what am feeling??

1. The separators .
They’re always around. Before a fight
is about to ensue, You’ll see them pop
out from nowhere and trying to calm
the fighters down.


2. The judges. Unlike the separators,
the judges are not always around. They
arrive like 15-30seconds after the
separators. They ask the fighters the
cause of their fight before ruling on
who’s at fault.

3. The observers. Of course there must
be an observer in every thing that has
to do with “types of people”. They are
just there to watch how the fight is
being fought. Ask them the cause of the
fight and what you’ll get is an “I don’t
know” reply. I fall under this category

4. The record keepers. They may know
any of the fighters well and his life
history. They’ll tell you how often/
seldom he fights. They know the last
time he fought and what actually
caused the fight.

5. The askers . These ones are always
late. They come towards the concluding
part of the thing and bombard you with
questions like:
guy wetin happen?
who and who are fighting?

6. The walkaholics. These ones are
similar to the askers. They’re never
satisfied with any information you give
them. They walk from place to place in
search of answers like they were given
a project to work on.

7. The woman wrappers : . funny but
true. They’re everywhere. They cease
any opportunity that comes their way.
They’ll sight from afar to see if there’s
any gorgeous lady witnessing the fight
then walk down and ask her the cause
of the fight. They’ll deviate from the
actual discussion and the next thing
you’ll see is them exchanging numbers.

8. The Motivators :. These ones are
like devils. They give you reasons to
fight. Even if you’ve declined to fight,
they must tell you something so
annoying in order to increase your
rage and get you wrestling whilst they
observe you from distance and make
mockery of you.


Add yours-

blackstreak:
lol bring happy new year to all of you who I have made good bonds with this pa
Pweetyz fine girl complements of the season


All my people those I failed to mention I'll edit this text later I don't know how to type with Android

bro where have Чou been?? Ur bbm no de work again??