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Sports / Chelsea Transfer Update On Lucas Digne by nelson417040(m): 6:33pm On Jan 07, 2022
Everton boss Rafa Benitez has opened up and announced that Chelsea target Lucas Digne wants to leave the club this January.

Digne is regarded as one of the finest left-backs in the Premier League and there are many out there that firmly believe that he is now ready to test himself at the highest level with one of the big clubs.

Reports have suggested that we are eying up a deal until the end of the season, and then will decide if they will make the move a permanent one, with a fee of around £27 million the asking price.

Now amid all the speculation that the club are keen on a transfer deal, Benitez has opened up and confirmed that Digne does in fact want to leave Everton this transfer window, he was quoted on Sky Sports: “He’s been very clear. I want to ask a question to every fan and former players – what Peter Reid would do if a player comes out and says he doesn’t want to be there?

“That’s it – simple. I’ve had a couple of conversations with him and he told me what he thought so what do you expect the manager to do when a player is thinking of leaving?

“Fans, former players, what Peter Reid would say if a player goes to a manager and says he doesn’t want to be here.

We could see this coming as soon as the rumours emerged that we are interested in a deal, but now the Blues board know that Digne wants a move, it will be interesting to see if they give it to him.
Jokes Etc / Re: Tell A Big Lie Week by nelson417040(m): 8:56pm On May 20, 2016
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my father kill shark for inside well,
my mother car name na thermacool, in my village orange juice is gotting from pineapple,
hahahahaha over sabi they worry my brain, too much money in my intensta na him i draw TATTOO,,
,ABEG I DEY COME, MAKE I GO WASH MY PRIVATE JET FOR ASOKORO CAR WASH, AM HAVEING IMPORTANT MEETING WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA,,,
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Jokes Etc / Tell A Big Lie Week by nelson417040(m): 8:52pm On May 20, 2016
TELL A BIG LIE WEEK

Politics / TRIBUTE TO Umaru Musa Yar'adua, by nelson417040(m): 9:06pm On Mar 20, 2016
Dear Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, when you were around we called you: The BAD one. The SLOW ONE. The SICK ONE. Yes, you were sick, in fact, sick all through your administration. We all cried for your resignation at the height of your sickness. Cursing you, your first lady and your supporters (The first set of Cabals). Asking you to die if you want to die and allow the man with all the Goodluck in this world to lead us. We forgot that even though you were sick, you were the first Governor to have ever declared his assets publicly and you remained the only President in the history of Nigeria to have ever declare his assets publicly. We conveniently forgot that even though you were gravely sick you were the first president to ever reduced the price of petrol in Nigeria, (From N75 to N70 and later from N70 to N65) and the economy did not collapse like the present leaders are making us believe. You even reversed the sale of our refineries. We forgot that you didn't afflict yourself with your sickness and so could do very little about it. But we still insisted that you just have to go, so that Nigeria can finally have her chance with Goodluck. We forgot that even though you were terminally ill, you still succeeded in solving the Niger Delta crisis which you didn't cause, but you found a solution. And even crushed d first Boko Haram uprising and caught its leader. You gave us rule of Law, Ameachi reclaimed his mandate as Rivers governor, Andy Uba lost in court and was removed as Anambra State's Governor. Oni lost in Ekiti and was removed, Agagu lost in Ondo and was removed, Osunbor lost in Edo and was removed even though they are all members of your party (PDP). Now we have seen what a healthy president has done with the country. His Excellency President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, may your Soul Rest in Perfect Peace. We will forever remember you and your leadership. Sincerely, share Around If you sincerely Care for the New Change IN Nigeria.
Nairaland / General / Please Need Your Advice by nelson417040(m): 9:45pm On Mar 07, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Yes, The Whatsapp Group For Funny Jokes Has Been Created - Jokes Etc - Nairaland by nelson417040(m): 9:34pm On Feb 12, 2016
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Sports / See Premier League by nelson417040(m): 9:46pm On Feb 04, 2016
Leiceste... 24 50 Manches... 24 47 Tottenh... 24 45 Arsenal 24 45 Manches... 24 40 West Ha... 24 39 Southam... 24 34 Liverpool 24 34 Watford 24 33 Stoke Ci... 24 33 Everton 24 32 Crystal... 24 31 Chelsea 24 29 West Br... 24 29 AFC Bou... 24 28 Swansea... 24 26 Norwich... 24 23 Newcast... 24 21 Sunderla... 24 19 Aston Vil... 24 13 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Jokes Etc / A Very Touching Chinese Story by nelson417040(m): 6:17pm On Feb 02, 2016
A very touching Chinese story: 朣楢琴执㝧执瑩浻牡楧㩮㔱硰执㝧执獧浻牡楧敬瑦瀰絸朣杢㑳执獧扻 捡杫潲湵潣潬㩲昣昸昸㬸慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧敷止瑩札慲楤湥楬敮牡氬 晥⁴潴敬瑦戠瑯潴牦浯㡦㡦㡦潴捥捥捥戻捡杫潲湵浩条㩥眭扥楫楬敮 牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散戻捡杫潲湵浩条㩥洭穯氭湩慥牧摡敩瑮琨 灯㡦㡦㡦捥捥捥㬩慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧獭氭湩慥牧摡敩瑮琨灯㡦㡦㡦捥 捥捥㬩慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散戻捡杫潲湵 浩u条㩥楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散汩整㩲牰杯摩䐺䥘慭敧牔湡 晳牯楍牣獯景牧摡敩瑮猨慴瑲潃潬卲牴昣昸昸䔬摮潃潬卲牴攣散散㬩 潢摲牥硰猠汯摩⌠㙣㙣㙣搻獩汰祡戺潬正潭潢摲牥爭摡畩㩳瀲㭸漭戭 牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰敷止瑩戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰戻牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰执獧 搴摻獩汰祡戺潬正瀻獯瑩潩㩮敲慬楴敶执獧搴筮楤灳慬㩹湩楬敮戭潬 正漻敶晲潬 I feel like crying especially that part where he said: 汦睯攺
Nairaland / General / IPOB Warns Abia Not To Drag It Into State Politics by nelson417040(m): 9:06am On Jan 14, 2016
The leader, who spoke on condition of anonymity with Biafra Media Forum as posted on the website of Radio Biafra, described the forthcoming legal battle between Biafra and Nigeria in a New York court as the first international legal battle between the duo. He said the case is expected to come up for hearing tomorrow, January 14, 2016. He said: “Now, with their own hands, Nigerians have set the stage for Nigeria’s first international legal battle with Biafra, and we are ready to meet them in court. There, the world will begin to hear things that will shock them about the “illegal structure” called Nigeria, which they are still keeping as a country.” Biafra Biafran protesters demanding Nnamdi Kanu’s freedom in the US According to him, the case will provide a solid ground to expose the underbelly of the expired and illegal contraption called Nigeria. He revealed that one of the motives of the Nigerian government, under Muhammadu Buhari, in keeping Nnamdi Kanu, the Biafran leader in detention, was to keep him away from leading the group to the USA court. The leader explained that the case became necessary because Buhari had set up an agent to distract Biafrans in the USA who had promised to demonstrate against him whenever he visited the country. It is alleged that the Nigerian President has been scared stiff of Biafran demonstrators, having been confronted by them in his past, where they completely humiliated him. “So when he finally visited the USA in July last year, the Biafrans did demonstrate and the agent his government sent did not disappoint. In fact, the agent appeared and tried to cause confusion amongst the demonstrators. But it backfired. “It happened that while Buhari was inside the White House meeting with Barack Obama, the USA President and his officials; Biafrans were outside the building demonstrating. They were singing Biafran solidarity songs, flying Biafran flags, and taunting Buhari for his unfitting leadership of an expired country. As they sang and danced, they displayed placards showing the Nigerian ruler as a pedophile, an illiterate, a murderer, a terrorist and a dictator. “It was at this point that the agent appeared and started taking pictures of them. Undaunted the Biafrans sang and danced away to the delight of onlookers. They told the agent that they were not bothered because all they wanted was freedom for Biafra and for Nigeria to leave Biafra alone. “The agent continued taking his pictures, boasting in the process that he would make sure the Nigerian government dealt ruthlessly with them. He boasted further that he was sending the pictures right away to the country’s secret service, the State Security Services (SSS). He promised them that the SSS would see to it that they were deported to Nigeria to face Buhari,” the leader said. The unnamed IPOB leader said the demonstration continued as they warned the cameraman to stop taking their pictures, but he remained adamant and in a reaction, the Biafrans apprehended him and seized his camera. He said the cameraman went to call law enforcement agents, alleging that the Biafrans had robbed him of his camera. He said: “The law officers arrested everybody and took them to the station. At the station, the officers found the unsolicited pictures in his camera, and started asking him rigorously questions. When he realized that the case was turning against him, he sneaked out of the station and escaped. But unfortunately for him, the law enforcers already had his particulars and so charged the case to court.” He further alleged that the reason why Buhari visit to the US was not fruit is because he was preoccupied with finding ways of avoiding the encounter with the Biafran agitators, hence he did not have time to prepare properly for the visit. The IPOB leader said it is on record that at the end of Buhari’s visit, a White House official was quoted to have hinted that the USA leadership was disappointed with the visit. The White House official told some journalists that: “May be we are not reading from the same script, but the overall message by Barack is that they should get themselves together then get back to us.” The Biafra leader also alleged that the White House was disappointed that Buhari’s contingent had no presentation about working with USA to salvage their crumbly economy. Another US official said: “We are just being polite about this because your President doesn’t seem to understand a whole lot about government.”
Jokes Etc / Don't Be Stingy, Don't Laugh Alone, Share The Joke. by nelson417040(m): 7:24pm On Jan 10, 2016
FEEL THIS JOKE! Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U"..... He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest....................... "Father, pls come with me . Come & witness God & satan sharing corpse at the cemetery"...... They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U'............ Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: "What About The Two At The Gate?"........... Come see marathon race!......... The priest almost ran pass the church gate..shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!". .... Now U're laughing... . Don't be selfish, send it to your friends. Put a smile on someone's face.........

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Nairaland / General / Biafra Passport Does Not Exist - FG by nelson417040(m): 8:04am On Jan 10, 2016
The controversy behind the issuance of the Biafra passport by the former leader of Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB) Chief Ralph Uwazuruike may still linger for some time. Biafra passport Ohaneze Diaspora, a group made of Igbos in the diaspora at a time observed that the inability of the federal government to thoroughly correct the problems and challenges of marginalisation of the Igbos is one of the reasons that has brought up issues like that of the Biafra passport. Reports from The Telegraph newspaper of Saturday, January 9 revealed that several federal government agencies in charge of issuing important documents like the International Passport have all washed off their hands in anything like an Igbo passport after information made known by the factional and new leader of the MASSOB, Uchenna Madu.

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