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kpors joined the police force, one day without permission he mounted a road block and decided that he must get roger by hook or crook. 10mins after taking position, a trailer came driving his way:
Officer Akpors: Where is your permit?
Driver: (Hands in his permit)
Officer Akpors: Do you have an extinguisher?
Driver: Yes, its there…
Officer Akpors: Light up your indicators.
Driver: (Light his indicators)
Officer Akpors: Do you have a seat belt?
Driver: Yes, I have.
Officer Akpors: Honk your horn let me hear.
The driver honks his horn.
Akpors thinks to himself ‘na wa oh, which kind bad market be this? so this guy come get everything to spoil job, okay na, I just have to let him go.
Just as the driver was about to drive away after being released, a new idea pops into Akpor’s head;
Officer Akpors: Is your SIM-card registered?
Driver: (Completely surprised) No.
Officer Akpors: (Very happy and excited) Heeeyyyyy! Park! Park there!!! How can you drive without registering your number? What if you are involved in an accident, how will we identify you? God don catch you!

One word for Akpors this time around?

Guy 1: Bros, abeg borrow me your phone to call my girlfriend, I no get credit now.
Guy 2: No problem, just dey quick (hands phone to friend)
Guy 1: Thank you guy. (dials girlfriend’s number, makes a quick phone call and then returns happy and excited)
Guy 1: O boy, this your phone na correct phone oh, shebi na bb?
Guy 2: Yes oh, na blackberry smart phone.
Guy 1: Kai, no wonder dem dey call am ‘smart phone’, the phone too know something, you believe say as I type my girlfriend number for your phone come dial am, the thing show the number as ‘My love’, how your phone use know say na my girlfriend I dey call na only God know; chei, this your phone smart no be small!

One word for Guy 1

On this special day, i wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! May you have a fantastic birthday and many more to come... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!